"I'm rubbing! Which of you drank the 'drink' on the table? ”

Sui Ge suddenly burst out. Jiang Gaofeng, Jiang Tao and Liu Xiaotong all jumped in shock.

"Sui Ge, isn't it just a bottle of drink, don't you need to make a fuss?" Jiang Tao said dissatisfiedly.

"Yes." Gao Feng said, "If I wasn't thirsty and felt like drinking alcohol, I wouldn't want to drink it." ”

"It tastes pretty good." Liu Xiaotong said, "If you are reluctant, I will buy another bottle and return it to you later." ”

"I wipe ...... All three of you have drunk? Sui Ge only felt that the sky was thundering, and he was speechless for a while.

"yes." Liu Xiaotong said, "Is it strange that three men drink a bottle of drink?" Gao Feng said that drinking it can cure hangover, so Jiang Tao and I both came to try it. Not to mention, it's really a hangover. ”

Hangover?

The "beauty liquid" prepared by Renmu honey is actually used to relieve hangover, Sui Ge really has to admire the imagination of these three guys.

It seems that these three guys have not learned a lesson from the last "Yang Dingtian" incident.

It's just that Sui Ge was also a little dumbfounded at this time.

It's not that Sui Ge feels sorry for these beauty lotions, but it's really hard for him to imagine what terrible changes will happen to these three guys after taking such a bottle of beauty lotion.

"Drink it, drink it." Sui Ge suddenly said, "Then I'll go first, and then meet at night." ”

The three of them drank all these potions, so Sui Ge had to make a new bottle, and then find some volunteers to try the effects of these potions.

When it was almost time for dinner, Sui Ge returned to the dormitory.

Then, I saw Gao Feng and the three of them happily walking into the bedroom.

"Sui Ge, the three of us, are we here today!"

Gao Feng said happily, "You don't know, when we went to the cafeteria just now, a few girls actually took the initiative to talk to us, and they looked quite pure, and asked us what skin care products, perfumes or something we used, and then said that the three of us were very interesting, and ate with us, and said that they would make friends with us, and left the phone number." ”

"yes, it's a really glamorous day today, maybe we can ...... soon! Hee-hee......"

“……”

The trio talked happily, unaware of the subtle changes in their tones and voices.

The voice has become a little "soft".

The effect of Renmu Honey Beauty Liquid has obviously begun to play out.

The skin became fair, delicate, ruddy and shiny, the whole person was radiant, the eyes were like silk, and the body exuded a natural, elegant floral fragrance, and even the voice became "swoop" - all kinds of signs indicated that these three guys must have drunk the beauty lotion of human wood honey, and the beauty liquid has begun to work.

What a sin!

Sui Ge sighed in his heart, but the three of them drank this drink by themselves, so let them go "enchanting" for a while. After a month and a half, the power of the medicine has passed, and it is estimated that they will return to normal.

Bang! Bang!

There was a knock on the door.

Sui Ge opened the door and saw a "pink" man standing at the door, wearing a pink sweater on his upper body and a pair of white skinny slacks on his lower body, exuding a strong smell of perfume all over his body, and asked Sui Ge, "Is Gao Feng in the dormitory?" ”

"Yes." Sui Ge replied.

The pink man quickly walked into the dormitory with lotus steps, came to Gao Feng, and said with a smile: "This must be Gao Feng's classmate, right?" Let me introduce myself, my name is Long Xiaoyang, I am a sophomore in the Department of Mechanical Engineering, and I am very happy to meet you. ”

When Gao Feng heard the other party's tone, he only felt goosebumps all over his body, and asked, "Senior brother, what are you looking for me?" ”

"Hehe......"

The pink man laughed again, "Brother Feng, I don't know if you have a girlfriend?" ”

Brother Feng?

Sui Ge's tiger body was shocked, no, it was a cold tiger body.

"I didn't ...... No. Gao Feng moved his ass and held a little distance from the pink man.

"You're not going to lie to me, are you?" The pink man said in surprise, getting closer to the peak, "A strong person like Brother Feng, our campus is not many miles. Look, the muscles in Brother Feng's chest are really strong. ”

As he spoke, the pink man poked Gao Feng's chest with his orchid fingers.

Gao Feng hurriedly stood up to avoid it, and changed color and said, "Senior brother, what are you going to do?" ”

"Really, there are so many people, how can you let people talk easily." The pink man said a little shyly, "I'm thinking, if you don't have a girlfriend, Brother Feng, you might as well consider others, although I'm a little older than you, but I know that it hurts-"

"Stop, stop."

Gao Feng had the urge to hit the wall, and almost didn't kneel down for the pink man, "I beg you, don't go on." Brother, I was wrong, but I'm really not the kind of person you think, please get out of here quickly. ”

"You...... Hmph, you care too much about other people's face, even if you want to refuse, be tactful, you are like this, people are so sad, you know? I...... I hate you to death! The pink man angrily reprimanded Gao Feng, a "ruthless man" who didn't know how to pity the fragrance and cherish the jade.

After the angry reprimand, the pink man turned to Jiang Tao again and said, "This is Jiang Tao, when I was in the cafeteria, I was attracted by the strange fragrance on your body, I know that you are the same kind as me......"

"I'm sorry, I'm going to." Jiang Tao didn't wait for the pink man to continue, rushed directly into the bathroom, and locked the door.

The pink man then cast his eager gaze on Liu Xiaotong.

"They don't want it, I ...... Of course I'm not interested! Liu Xiaotong said first.

"You-"

The pink man was first "angry", and then suddenly realized, looked at Liu Xiaotong, and then at Gao Feng, and said, "I understand, it turns out that you are playing 'three-person turn', OH, Hallelujah, you are so avant-garde!" However, next time if you want to play with four people, you must call someone. ”

Gao Feng and Liu Xiaotong were both petrified and dumbfounded.

The pink man, on the other hand, has already left the bedroom like a whirlwind, leaving only laughter like silver bells and goosebumps all over the ground.

After half a ring, Jiang Tao poked his head out of the crack in the bathroom door, and asked with palpitations: "Is that guy gone?" ”

"Jiang Tao, your voice! How has it changed! ”

With the pink man as a comparison, Gao Feng and Liu Xiaotong realized that Jiang Tao's voice seemed to have changed.

It's becoming a little similar to the style of a pink man!

"Gaofeng, your voice is also-what's going on! And Liu Xiaotong! Oh my God, are we getting food poisoning! ”

Jiang Tao finally sensed that something was wrong, and then he began to go crazy.

"I'm rubbing! How so, no wonder those girls don't reject us! Ah, I'm going crazy, let me find a piece of tofu and kill me! ”

Gao Feng was so anxious and angry that he was about to collapse.

"Calm down, calm down—"

Sui Ge shouted a few times to calm down, so that the three crazy guys completely calmed down.

"I think I might know why." Sui Ge said, unable to bear to watch these three guys go crazy, "This is the fate of you stealing my drink, it's not honey green tea." ”

Jiang Tao said: "Sui Ge, wouldn't you kid put estrogen in it, right?" You're too ruthless! ”

"I'm rubbing! Who let you steal the drink? Sui Ge said, "This bottle of drink is actually my family's ancestral secret beauty medicine, of course, for women." Alas, I was going to find a girl to try the effect, who knows you guys...... You're so greedy! This bottle of medicine, just for the medicinal materials, used more than 10,000 yuan, all of which benefited you. ”

Saying that, Sui Ge's face was full of regret, and his acting skills were so good that he was really speechless.

Sui Ge once told Jiang Tao and the three of them, and he studied Chinese medicine with others. Therefore, Jiang Tao asked in disbelief: "Then...... What do we do now, won't we become women? ”

"You think it's beautiful, but it's a pity that this medicine is not that powerful." Sui Ge said, "It's just that it has a beauty effect, and after the medicinal power completely dissipates, you will return to your original state." ”

"That'...... How long will it take? Gao Feng asked.

"If it's fast, half a month. If it's slow, it's only a month. Sui Ge said.

"What, a month? I'm going crazy! Liu Xiaotong hugged his head and said bitterly, "How can you live like this!" ”

"However, I think this is an opportunity for the three of you." Sui Ge said demagoguingly, "If you're lucky, maybe you'll soon be able to form a pair." ”

"How?" Gao Feng asked.

"Think about it. Since the last 'Yang Dingtian' incident, no one in the school has paid attention to you, so you don't have the slightest chance. But now it's different, at least, the girls are willing to come together with you, and that's a chance. Sui Ge seemed reasonable.

"Well, go ahead." Jiang Tao has been bewitched.

"I've heard that girls like to be friends with GAY the most, and they are also girlfriends, especially beautiful girls. Therefore, you are likely to become the best friend of a beautiful woman, talk to her about beauty, skin care, feelings or something, in short, she and you, that is nothing to say, intimate Cheng Dù may be able to surpass her boyfriend. In this way, you will have the opportunity to pry into the corner of someone's boyfriend, and the success rate will be high. If you can cook raw rice into mature rice, it will be even more ...... Hey. ”

Seeing that the three of them had been completely bewitched, Sui Ge continued, "If you recommend to them the 'Trial Pack' of the beauty secret medicine prepared by my master again, so that they can taste the sweetness, they will definitely be inseparable from you in the future, and I guarantee that the success rate will definitely be more than ninety percent." ”

"Well, Sui Ge, it seems to make sense for you to say that." Gao Feng nodded again and again, and then said, "It's just, what kind of beauty secret medicine is your ancestor, is it reliable?" If something goes wrong, we're out of luck! ”

"Don't worry, we have applied for a national patent and registered a trademark, and it will soon be put into formal production. At that time, the price was at least 100,000 yuan a bottle, a bottle as big as a finger. Sui Ge began to pinch again, "Besides, the three of you have eaten it, isn't the effect very good?" ”

"Yes, yes." Jiang Tao said, "Tomorrow, no, tonight, we will start the girlfriend action!" Sui Ge, I hope that this time our 'sacrifice' will be worth it, otherwise I will really kill you!" ”