Li Er and his wife listened to Huahu's words and were full of emotion. After the flower fox left, the two had no intention of continuing to drink, and only ate hastily, Li Er sat outside the door and smoked, and Zhang Fengxian cleaned up the dishes and chopsticks. After that, the couple sat in the moonlight and began to chat.

Li Erdao: "It's a pity that we humans don't live as long as a fox." According to me, the life span of human beings will be extended to 5,000 years, and it will be enjoyable to live like that. ”

Zhang Fengxian said: "In that case, won't we become an old scourge? How can children and grandchildren live? Hey, those scum of our human race, those things they do, it's really not like words. has betrayed the trust of his friends, and is not worthy of wearing this human skin. Look at it, what is this called, it's just something that pigs and dogs are not as good as. Such a person will die early and be better, and it is also a local scourge to stay. ”

Li Er sighed: "The people of the Tang Dynasty are like this, and the people of the current era are not much better." In order to achieve their own selfish interests, some people change their ways to please their superiors, and even those who are shameless even give their wives to their bosses to play with, which is really shameless and scary. ”

"They see that their daughters-in-law are all sneaky, hiding in the dark and not daring to see people. You're good, don't hide it, don't hide it, and the little peach is in a big deal, and I got a year to a day, and later, I'm not at home, just cover it directly, it's not a husband and wife, it's better than a husband and wife, I don't know what sins I did in my last life, and I am really angry with such a shameless husband in this life! ”

Li Er said: "You pay me back?" Speaking of the flower fox, how did it get to me, I didn't recruit you, I didn't provoke you, it's not interesting to rush at me, Uncle Ben is so virtuous, I hate it now, it's too late. I think that when I was in your house, you baked my pants and deliberately burned a big hole for Lao Tzu. It's Cheng who wants to keep me, but I'm embarrassed to say, just use the method of burning pants to keep me, you, as soon as you see me Li Eryushu in the wind, a dignified talent, you are very envious in your heart, so you stick to me, isn't it? At that time, you were a girl's house, and I was embarrassed to say. It's okay to say it now, don't be embarrassed to say you're in love with me. I'm not shy. ”

"I've seen thick skin, but I've never seen someone as thick-skinned as you! The object that people introduced to me at that time was many times stronger than you, both civil and military, which is like you, a Laipi dog, shameless, facing the little peach, kissing his sister one by one. I'm not afraid to let outsiders hear the joke. ”

Li Er touched Zhang Fengxian's face and asked her, "Do you say that people are smart, or are foxes smart?" Do they really live for thousands of years? When it comes to longevity, they are giants. We are just toes, wow, according to what the flower fox said, a five-hundred-year-old fox is equivalent to a human infant. When Huahu's father died, he was still a child, and he definitely wouldn't become human. Maybe it's still seen Yang Guifei, and next time I'll drink with Huahu, I want to ask it well, the legendary beauty Yang Guifei, whether it's beautiful or not, hearing is empty and seeing is believing. ”

"When it comes to Yang Guifei's beauty, I see that I am greedy for you, and my saliva almost slips out! With me and Little Peach, I can't get tired of you eight lambs, and I still want to be that ancient beauty, I'm bah! Zhang Fengxian spit out a mouthful of phlegm on the ground, the phlegm was not a place, it just fell in front of Li Er, Zhang Fengxian was not intentional but also intentional, Li Er was angry, and scolded with a tiger face: "Yellow-faced mother-in-law, what's the matter, you want to rebel, dare to spit out Lao Tzu, see how Lao Tzu cleans you up tonight!" Hurry up and pour tea for Lao Tzu, a little slower, Lao Tzu will give you 300 meat whips, and you can't call your crying father if you clean it up. ”

Zhang Fengxian said with a smile: "Blow, it's not certain that your gun won't work, that little bit of water in it, I'm afraid I'll have already called your own sister to drain it, can it still be my turn?" ”

In this no-man's field, it is normal for Li Er and his wife to say some pornographic words and joke. Always be arrogant and less to wrench.

Lying in the quilt, Li Er and Zhang Fengxian discussed the tragic death of the flower fox father, and then argued whether it was a powerful person or a fox who was powerful.

Li Er said: "People can build rockets and satellites, and they can travel in space, can they talk about foxes?" “

Zhang Fengxian said: "Flower foxes can live for thousands of years, can people, can't." ”

"Didn't Jiang Taigong live for five hundred years? This longevity is not small. ”

"Jiang Taigong lives for five hundred years, have you seen it? That's the side of storytelling and singing. The flower fox is really in front of you. ”

"Tomorrow I will compare with it, whether it is a human or a fox!" Li Er gritted his teeth and said hatefully.

Zhang Fengxian did not show weakness: "Compare and compare, who is afraid of whom."

Li Er took a breath, called the little peach who sent the rice, brought good wine and good food, and specially stewed a pot of Wang Ba soup, he himself rode the little peach electric car, ran to the far Mandarin Duck Bay, to the farmers' market, specially selected a big fat chicken, let the chicken seller be killed, slaughtered the chicken feathers, except for the five organs, and then washed the blood three times, to see that it was very clean, Li Er returned to the hut in Tushan happily, and asked his wife Zhang Fengxian to make a fire, he personally put the chicken into the pot to cook, and smoked a cigarette next to it. Zhang Fengxian scolded angrily: "Wow, I even have to watch the cooking of a chicken myself, can I eat this raw chicken?" Since you are so worried about me, then you can add water and firewood yourself, why do you still ask the old lady to do anything? ”

Li Erdao: "Okay, you old knife woman, Lao Tzu asked you to burn the fire, because I look up to you!" If you don't do it, I don't know how many girls outside are waiting in line to serve me, and I don't know how to lift, Lao Tzu has divorced you, look at your life, who else can you rely on? ”

Zhang Fengxian angrily threw the burning stick, stood up and left.

Li Er hurriedly got up to stop her and asked, "Where are you going?" ”

"others, aren't you going to divorce me?"

Li Erbao smiled and said: "I'm just addicted, are you still serious?" My old obedient, others don't know what I Li Er is, you and I have been married for so many years, don't you know that I am a dignified hero? Sit down and add firewood, you see, the fire is burning outside. ”

Zhang Fengxian stopped and didn't walk, but he didn't sit down and continue to burn the fire.

"If you don't kiss a mouth, I'll make amends to your old man. Okay? Come, kiss one. Li Er leaned forward, the elder with his neck stretched, and kissed Zhang Fengxian's face with a smile.

Women are so coaxing. Zhang Fengxian asked Li Er to kiss him, his anger subsided, and he still sat down to cook the chicken, and Li Er went to prepare the dishes, chopsticks and wine glasses, and waited for the party with the flower fox in the evening.

When the moon is in the sky, the whole earth mountain is quiet, Li Er and his wife Zhang Fengxian are waiting for the flower fox to drink, can it come? (To be continued......)