Chapter 163: Monsters
The weasel stumbled, and when he turned to run after being punched by the black cat, the two cats were stopped by Yu Sheng.
The weasel covered the rain with leaves, and said to the black cat sheriff who stopped: "You are finished, my brother is here." ”
In view of Huang Xian'er's evil nature, Yu Sheng squatted down under the archway, and after calling back to the black cat sheriff, he said, "Monster?"
"Where?" the frightened weasel was startled again, and shrunk under the leaves to look around.
"What about you, am I a youkai?" said Yu Sheng.
"Me, youkai?" the weasel pointed at himself with his paws, "Brother, what eyes, I'm a weasel." ”
Yu Sheng wondered, "Aren't you able to speak human language?"
"Yes. ”
"That's not a youkai yet. ”
"I'll be a wolf, I'm a wolf," the weasel said.
"And you said you were a wolf just now?" Yu Sheng said
"Are you stupid? I'm scaring them. The weasel said, "Don't think I don't know that 'youkai' has a pejorative meaning. ”
"Derogatory?"
"Would you like me to call you a monster?" the weasel asked for the rest of his life.
Yu Sheng shook his head, "I'm not happy, I'm not a monster." ”
"I'll be happy if you don't like it?" said the weasel, looking back, "I'm a weasel, a weasel, not a monster." ”
"You don't want to belittle me, if you call me a monster again, I'll fart. The weasel said again.
"Okay, you're a weasel. The rest of his life waved his hand, afraid of the power of the fart, and didn't dare to fight with it anymore, and walked back with a cat in one hand.
"Hey, brother, don't go, don't go, brother. The weasel beckoned the rest of his life in the back.
"Who is your brother, don't mess with relatives. Yu Sheng looked back and said.
"All brothers in the four seas. The weasel said, "This is what you people often say, why do you still want me to teach you." ”
"I'm not from the four seas, and you're not from within, so why are we all brothers?"
The weasel was stunned, "That's how you understand this sentence?"
"Yes, so we're not brothers. Yu Sheng said.
"That's waiting. The weasel saw that the rest of his life was going to leave again, so he hurriedly stopped him.
"Don't think you're invincible if you fart. Yu Sheng retreated to the back of the archway and said.
"Peace of mind, I only let go when I am insulted. The weasel shook the raindrops off the leaves and continued to cover himself.
"And what do you want to do?" asked Yu Sheng.
"I want to go to the inn for dinner, and I heard from my niece that the food there is good. The weasel pointed to the inn at the bridge.
"Your niece?" the rest of his life wondered when the inn had ever hosted a weasel, or a female weasel.
"It's the one who likes the inn guy. The weasel reminded the rest of his life, "Last time there was a lot of movement. ”
"Oh, that's your niece?" the rest of the life looked it up and down, "then your uncle is quite a failure, your niece has turned into a human form, and you are still a weasel." ”
"Nonsense, I'm its uncle. The weasel said, "That old man is my brother, but he is not a relative, a relative who can only be beaten by eight poles." ”
"I didn't expect you to be quite high. Yu Sheng said.
The weasel was just about to say yes, but he heard Yu Sheng say again: "The result is only to get mixed up to this point?"
The weasel said: "The Tao is endless, cultivation is like cooking a small fresh, you need to simmer slowly, how can there be anything that comes first and then comes." ”
"But you're really late. Yu Sheng said.
The weasel said, "Did anyone say you were a nuisance?"
"Nope. Yu Sheng said.
"Now I say it. The weasel said, "You hate it to death, and you don't mention which pot you want to open." ”
"You're not human. Yu Sheng said, "Besides, which pot did you boil?"
The weasel was stunned again, and some couldn't continue, didn't he mention the pot after saying that?
"It doesn't matter. The weasel said, "Now I'm going to go over and eat, and you wait for me." ”
"What am I waiting for you for?" puzzled the rest of his life.
The weasel said: "You don't panic when you see me, it shows that I am a talented person, help me appease the people in the inn later, I am afraid that they will be frightened by me." ”
"Panic. Yu Sheng said and lifted the two cats in his hand, "Do you think we are afraid of whom?"
The weasel was depressed, how could he meet such a stunned young man at the beginning, and he didn't give face at all.
Seeing that it was silent, Yu Sheng said: "Besides, you dare to come over? Don't you know the power of this sword bag." ”
The weasel said, "Yes, but I have never had a single human life on my hands." ”
"Really?"
"Really, I haven't stolen any chickens. The weasel hesitated as soon as he finished speaking. "Well, eating your companion's stolen chicken shouldn't count, right?"
Yu Sheng said: "I don't know, if you have the guts, you can try." ”
The weasel hesitated, "Just try it." It walked forward until it came to a stop under the torii.
It looked up at the sword bag, took a cautious step, and took another step when it saw that the sword bag was unresponsive.
"Hey. Yu Sheng suddenly spoke, scaring the weasel and jumping backwards.
"Your uncle, be careful that I ask my brother to steal your chicken. After seeing that it was Yu Sheng's words, the weasel scolded.
The little white fox "swished" out of the grass by the bridge, put the hare down and grinned at the weasel.
"Your uncle, dare to steal our chickens, you are tired of life. Yu Sheng pointed to the little white fox, "This is our chicken, duck and goose." ”
A cat is still invincible, let alone a fox.
Even among the four major gates, the yellow gate is also ranked behind the Hu gate, and the end is unprovoked.
"Just kidding. The weasel hurriedly admitted, "But this is not your authenticity." ”
Yu Sheng said: "I just want to ask if you have any money, otherwise you will take the risk in vain." ”
"Don't worry, I'm old and prepared. The weasel said, let the rest of your life drive the little white fox away.
For the rest of his life, let the little white fox go back to the inn first.
The weasel carefully stepped over one leg again, and at this time, the sword sac was windless and automatic, which made the weasel shudder.
Fortunately, the sword bag only moved, and the weasel's heart, which was stuck in his throat, fell back into his stomach.
It lifted its other leg over, "Thank goodness, it's easy for me to eat." ”
Seeing that the rest of his life was far away from it, the weasel said: "Hide so far away, I can't eat you." ”
Yu Sheng stood beside Aunt Qing, "I'm afraid you will smoke me." ”
"I don't want to make a killer move, by the way, do you think I look like a human?" the weasel asked the rest of his life.
"Not really. Yu Sheng said.
This is begging for a mouthful, and the rest of your life will never follow its wishes.
"Take a closer look. The weasel straightened up, his dark eyes staring at the rest of his life.
"Not really. Yu Sheng said.
"What kind of eyes do you have? The weasel put down the leaf umbrella and gave his forelimbs to the rest of his life, "And now?"
"Still not like that. Yu Sheng said.
The weasel said, "Say something like you're going to die." ”
"Doesn't you think you're going to die?" said Yu Sheng.
The weasel patted his head, "Blame me, I didn't look at the yellow calendar when I went out, and I met such a person who was disgusted by weasels." ”
"Weasels also look at the Yellow Calendar?" Yu Sheng asked, the Yellow Calendar came from the Central Plains City, and was later used by all the cities in the Great Wilderness.
"The weasel calendar, also known as the yellow calendar. The weasel said, "Our calendar is much more accurate than yours." ”
It asked Aunt Qing next to her with an oil-paper umbrella, "This girl, look at me......"
"Not really. Aunt Qing's voice was crisp.
"The passing year is not good, I should not come today. The weasel said.
"It's not going to work out another day, you'll always meet me. Yu Sheng said.
"Why, you're a ghost?" said the weasel.
"How can you speak, don't let me find your ancestral grave, or I'll have to kick it three times. Yu Sheng said angrily.
"Also, I'm the innkeeper and cook, if you don't meet me, you will drink the northwest wind?"