115: Invincible rock-paper-scissors
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"You guys don't know me so well, I'm the one who claims to be rock-paper-scissors and will never lose......" The stinky tone provoked a boo. Liu Zaishi asked: "When the title was sealed, why don't we know." ”
Li Donglai deliberately tilted his head to look left and right, with a cowhide blowing expression, and "stammered": "I have a fiefdom ......"
"Cut!" There was a boo.
Seeing that they didn't believe it, Li Donglai distinguished: "Then think about it, have you won me in rock-paper-scissors?" ”
Everyone was stunned, they really hadn't won against Li Donglai. Liu Zaishi exaggerated: "Hey, where do you remember this kind of thing clearly." It's better to know that you don't lose the first hand. Li Donglai thought about it, too, and nodded and said, "OK!" In fact, this is my sharp weapon, and I usually don't want to expose it, if it weren't for Brother Zhixun coming today, I can't deceive him, and I plan to stay in the place where I take advantage of it. ”
When everyone saw what he said, they felt more and more funny. Even Rain was a little ridiculous and said, "Rock-paper-scissors never loses, this is even more outrageous than your kung fu." ”
Li Donglai spread his hands, shrugged his shoulders helplessly, and began to fight with Rain.
Simple rock-paper-scissors to decide who chooses the team members, "Rock-Scissors, Paper-......"
The first tie, the second tie, and the third tie......
Fourth, fifth, sixth......
"Hey Yixi!" Everyone broke out all at once, and there was such a funny thing, six in a row all the same. Li Donglai smiled and said: "This is a mind-reading technique, which can make me have a good relationship with Brother Zhixun, and I will also think of that in my heart what Brother Zhixun thinks of in my heart." ”
Liu Zaishi grasped the topic and questioned: "Li Donglai, do you still say that this is not a coincidence, but your stunt?" ”
Li Donglai smiled and said, "That's it." ”
Rain felt ridiculous, "It's outrageous, I can't believe it." "Everyone also has opinions, and they have spoken out one after another. Lee Hyo-ri criticized: "Come from the east, you have learned to speak big." ”
Li Donglai was not angry, he still smiled and said: "Sister Xiaoli, in fact, I also have a heart with you." Since you don't believe it, let's try it. We played ten times in a row, and if it wasn't a draw, I lost. ”
"Oh~" Seeing that Li Donglai didn't seem to be lying, everyone was suddenly interested.
Li Xiaoli's eyes bent and he smiled: "You have a heart with me?" ”
Li Donglai nodded.
Li Xiaoli's smile widened and he said, "Okay, I'll punch indiscriminately to see how you have a good heart." ”
As he spoke, he put on a posture opposite each other, "Rock-paper-scissors ......"
Draw, draw, draw......
The two came out faster and faster, but under the camera shooting, their hands were tied from beginning to end, and what was even more strange was that Li Donglai's punching gestures were exactly the same as Lee Hyori's. Lee Hyo-ri shook his hand vigorously and took out the scissors. Li Donglai also shook his hand vigorously and took out the scissors. Li Xiaoli's hand was not withdrawn, and he was directly deformed halfway, changing from a stone to a cloth, and Li Donglai was also deformed at the same speed, and the stone was transformed into a cloth......
The ten rounds were not over yet, and only in the eighth round, everyone was in an uproar.
Li Xiaoli couldn't help but smile, squatted down and covered his face, did he really have a heart.
Everyone's eyes were full of incredulity, and even Rain, who had just resisted death and didn't believe it, widened his eyes. The fast-mouthed Dacheng hurriedly asked, "How did you do it, how did you do it?" ”
Li Donglai didn't answer, so he had to smile and say, "Do you believe it now?" ”
Liu Zaishi was still puzzled, and his curiosity exploded: "Come, let's try." ”
Li Donglai shook his head and said with a smile: "If you still don't believe it, then let you be convinced." ”
The two of them guessed again, and even the cameras on the periphery swarmed over.
"Rock, paper, scissors, ......"
Draw, draw, draw......
"Wow~"
If you don't accept it, everyone has nothing to say now, but they are still amazed. Rockpaper-scissors is one of the most commonly used dispute resolution methods in Korean variety shows, and it is so versatile. Nowadays, when you meet someone who can never lose, it's impossible not to be curious. Hurriedly asked what was going on.
Jiang Dacheng said: "Actually, I guessed one thing, Brother Donglai just drew a fist with Sister Xiaoli, and the gesture of punching is the same......"
Li Donglai nodded and explained: "Judging from the action is only one aspect, but you definitely can't see what kind of punch the other party is making." Don't you believe that you can try it yourself, and you will know whether someone is going to reach out or punch with a flick of your arm? Apparently not. ”
"I just said that I want to hide this trick so that I can take advantage of it in the future show, that's a real idea. If it weren't for the fight with Brother Zhixun, I would never have said it. I want to defeat you, it is easy and easy, and you want to win against me, it is very difficult and difficult. ”
Liu Zaishi Fox wondered: "This punch is really too weird, can you really see through our minds?" Lee Hyo-ri and Rain also immediately became focused.
Li Donglai shook his head and said seriously: "Naturally not, after all, the mind reading technique is too mysterious, I call it 'giving shape with things, unable to be without phase', which is a realm in the national arts." I'll give you an analogy, it's like water, you're like a bottle of water, whether it's square or round, I can always fill you. ”
Li Xiaoli thought for a while, but still didn't understand, and said dissatisfied: "What kind of bottle of water, it sounds very philosophical, but we don't understand, let's talk about it in detail." ”
Li Donglai said with a smile: "I compare myself to water, and I compare you to a vessel for water." Flowing water is shaped with things, and it is not informal, so whether you are a bucket or a water bottle, no matter what shape of the vessel, it will always be filled with me. Therefore, if you want to win against me, unless this vessel is as big as heaven and earth, I will have the waters of the rivers and seas, and I will be full of dissatisfaction, but there is no such vast vessel in the world, so I will win......"
"Wow~"
Everyone sighed, and Dacheng said in a daze: "It's the first time I've heard such a mysterious Chinese martial arts theory." ”
Li Donglai smiled and said: "Actually, when I was filming "East of Eden", no one in the crew dared to fight with me. I also earned a lot of ice cream from Lee Yeon-hee and Lee Do-hae. ”
Everyone was amazed, Yin Zhongxin still felt amazing, and said with a smile: "Ah, Li Donglai, you are too bad." has this kind of ability, and he used to fight with us...... Too bad! Several members of the family also "complained" for a while, and they kept counting, completely suppressing Li Donglai's "arrogance" just now.
On the contrary, it was Rain who generously gave Li Donglai a hug and comforted him. After all, Li Donglai only revealed his secret skills to give him face, and he also had a light on his face.
But no matter what, this magical boxing was also more and more appreciated by Lee Hyo-ri, Park Ye-jin and others when they looked at Lee Dong-lai, and even Rain, who had been saying outrageous and absurd just now, was also very admired at this time, and said: "Now it seems that it is indeed unfair for Lee Donglai to compare boxing with me...... Unless you close your eyes. ”
"Huh! If this trick is good, use this trick. Liu Zaishi applauded and quickly set the tone.
Li Donglai cried with a sad face, "This is the most unfair punch ...... in history"