The relationship between these two women is very complicated, whether they love or not, whether they complain or not, and what they are involved in has become a part of life. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info

Zhou Gongzi was so cold that he was already angry, and the fat man still pulled hatred every day, and if it didn't go well, it became unhappy. She waved her hand back and said, "Xiaomeng, you go out first." ”

"Oh!"

The assistant who stepped on the pedal with one foot weakly retracted again, and automatically and consciously guarded the door and released the wind.

Fan Xiaoye didn't realize that the other party was saving face for himself, and he sneered: "Hey, the first time I saw you wearing a cheongsam, didn't you add a pad?" The padding is not so big, is it still a bracket...... Yes! ”

She had a light bulb on her head and exclaimed, "Have you enlarged your breasts?" ”

“……”

Zhou Gongzi squinted, just to see where she was playing treasure to death, and said with a smile on his face: "Yo, you know all this?" Would you like to try it? ”

"I won't try, hey, you really use it?" She made all sorts of offenses.

"Really, really, it works great." The other party's expression was sincere, and he straightened his chest.

"Wow, then you can do it, I used to grasp it half-handedly, but now I ......"

Fan Xiaoye threw away the magazine, and was about to move forward, but when his body was about to get up, he felt a strong pounce, and he plopped and planted back.

"I haven't cleaned you up for half a year, and your skin is itchy, right?"

Zhou Xun's anger was off the charts, and he couldn't bear to slap the fat man in the corner of the bed, stretched out his hand and began to pick: "I see how much older you are?" ”

"Bigger than you anyway, you flat-chested!"

Fan Xiaoye screamed wildly, but his hand skillfully ripped off the other party's clothes, rubbed it vigorously, and said angrily: "Damn, I said that it wasn't a pad!" ”

"Bang!"

"Smack!"

"It's a mess!"

“……”

The assistant guarding the door twitched the corner of his mouth, no way, the voice inside can give people a kind of vulgar association, and it is a loss to float in the wind and waves, so as not to hold the urine in the legs.

After a while, the car slowly quieted down.

Zhou Xun had already taken off his cheongsam and changed into a regular suit, but it was still a little cold, so he turned on the air conditioner and hugged the fat man and shrank on the small bed.

After the battle, it's sage time.

She was inside, sideways, fleshy and warm in her arms. Fan Xiaoye's face was flushed, he gasped slightly, and after a while, he suddenly said, "Hey, we get married next month." ”

"Hmm." She closed her eyes and hummed softly.

"In Tahiti."

"Hmm."

"I'll send you a post."

"Hmm."

"Then will you be my bridesmaid?"

“……”

Zhou Gongzi opened his eyes in an instant, and looked at each other with a narrow breath. Fan Xiaoye felt that his eyes were getting darker and brighter, and he was a little weak, and said coquettishly: "Oh, the bridesmaids have to find unmarried, and you are the most ......."

"Okay!"

"You're the best, don't die...... What did you say? ”

"I said yes!"

“……”

It was the fat man's turn to be speechless.

These two people get along well and know each other. Fan Xiaoye didn't know what kind of mentality he had to come from, anyway, he was sure that if he got married, the bridesmaid must be her.

I hesitated and struggled beforehand, but I didn't think that her lips touched, so she agreed.

And Zhou Xun said, closed his eyes again, and arched his body inside, as if nothing had happened. Fan Xiaoye was a little stunned, and he didn't know what to say for a while, so he had to silently serve as a pillow.

……

That night, when Chu Qing heard the news, he didn't react, of course, he didn't know what he thought in his heart.

As the wedding date draws closer, the matters are finalized one by one. The two didn't like the bloated bridesmaids and groomsmen group, so they each found one person, Zhou Xun and Jia Zhangke.

He felt that the best man job had to be done by a very unique and meaningful person. In his film career, if he can only pick one object, it is undoubtedly Lao Jia.

Many times, leading the door is more important than getting honored.

In other aspects, the witness is Han Sanye, and the hosts are Liu Yiwei, He Jiong, and Cai Kangyong. After the wedding card is sent, 46 of the 482 guests who have been invited will be absent.

For example, Uncle Ming, who naturally doesn't like such occasions, is sorry to decline and say that he will pay a generous gift.

For example, Uncle Ge can't take a plane.

For example, Tong Gang, Deputy Mayor Lu, the General Administration, and the relevant leaders of various ministries all deliberately explained to Chu Qing that although there is no clear legal provision, officials really dare not be careless when participating in such activities.

As expected, the two of them were also polite.

The media are not invited, and Yuan Lei, Fang Yimin and others participate in private capacities; The on-site filming was arranged by Da Touch, Lu Le, Wang Yu, Yu Liwei and Gu Changwei. There are two gifts, shavers/skincare products, and an up-to-date digital camera.

There are about 70 tables for a light meal on the evening of the 17th, a dinner for the wedding on the 18th, and a dinner party, and each guest is calculated at 500 yuan. All the guests chartered the plane to eat and lodging, and the initial estimate of the cost of accommodation, venue and transportation alone exceeded 30 million.

It seems extravagant, but in fact, the two of them have been low-key and low-key, according to the brain structure of the group of friends in the circle of friends, don't you want to smash 200 million?

Please, why am I getting married? It's not like that. That's it, Chu Qing felt that it was too mysterious, and he was thinking about collecting more gift money to make up for it.

Don't underestimate it, the celebrity gift money is big. It's no problem for online artists to pack a small five-digit number, such as 6666, 9999, 18888, 38888, and those who are more familiar with it, and the ones who give the most are friends in the business circle.

There are also affordable ones, such as Taozi getting married, and Liu Dehua gave a set of bed sheets.

The funniest thing is Ma Guobi, who is a Taiwanese variety show who committed suicide by burning charcoal in the car due to debt the day before his marriage (rescued).

Therefore, the wedding turned into disaster relief in a second, and the guests temporarily increased the size. Tuo Zongkang increased from NT$6,000 to NT$10,000, and Wang Caihua wrapped NT$12,000 (2,400 yuan), and the audience exclaimed, "Big money!" ”

Well, that's all.

…………

January has passed, and February has risen.

The dust settled on the Lunar New Year, and the two of us became the biggest winners. "Rain of Swords" is 417 million, and "People in Embarrassment" is 390 million, which is a very regrettable number.

Fifteen days after the film's release, the box office began to drop significantly. First, the Spring Festival is approaching, and those who should go home should go home; Second, piracy is too rampant.

The so-called piracy is not only the traditional reproduction of CDs, but also the online resources.

"People in Embarrassment" TS Early Edition, "People in Embarrassment" TC Clear Version, "People in Embarrassment" HD HD Version...... Crazy people are flooding the major seed stations.

This thing is uncontrollable, you find it today, investigate it tomorrow, and in just a dozen hours, you may lose thousands of viewers. A low-budget comedy movie, no special effects, no 3D, no need to watch it in the theater.

But fortunately, even if it is a bit anticlimactic, Embarrassment is still the most powerful box office dark horse in the past two years.

"Rain of Swords" can get 160 million, remove the cost, and make a net profit of 100 million. The embarrassment was a little troublesome, first according to the production input, and then according to the publicity investment, and finally Huaqi took more than 30 million.

The cost of millions is simply profitable. This also brings a difficulty, Huaqi does not sell half of its copyright, the two of us opened from 5 million to 10 million, and there is a hurry, directly asking for 100 million.

Fuck, Cheng Ying wants to kick it, is she crazy?

Chu Qing can also be regarded as knowledgeable, there is really such a short-sighted guy as Liu Guangwei: we can't be famous, it's a big deal to be a new film. But you can't, you can't make a sequel without our consent.

Ouch, Xu Zheng hit the wall, did he want to cooperate with Huaqi for Mao?

In fact, the way to deal with it is very simple, that is, shoot it yourself, wait for Liu Guangwei to sue, and then go through legal procedures. If you have a program, it's good to dredge it, lose some money, and it's not so outrageous as 100 million.

Historically, Thai embarrassment did the same, but the two of them didn't consider it for the time being, after all, it's not a good thing to tear their faces.

In the blink of an eye, it was the 2nd, Chinese New Year's Eve.

This is the 14th Spring Festival that Chu Qing has spent here, from the dilapidated bungalow, making dumplings with his sister; Go to the rental building of the railway dormitory and make dumplings by yourself; went to Old Man Cheng's courtyard and made dumplings by himself; went to the big kitchen of my mother-in-law's house to make dumplings with my daughter-in-law......

Okay, okay, just work.

Now, he has changed his name to his parents, and he is not ambiguous at all, coaxing a thief. At this time, the kitchen was full of white steam, and two cauldrons were gurgling softly, one stewed with sauerkraut and the other with a smothered elbow.

"Oops, don't make a fuss!"

When Fan Xiaoye once again glued the two dumpling wrappers together and kneaded them, Chu Qing couldn't help but admonish: "If you don't like bags, just watch TV, the Spring Festival Gala is about to start." ”

"I don't!"

She pouted, took a piece of skin in her hand, picked the stuffing seriously, pinched the pleats, and said, "How is it?" ”

"You call it a big filling, not a dumpling."

"Cut!"

Fan Xiaoye was not convinced, and was about to come again, when he suddenly saw Fan's mother pull over and said, "Go into the house, I'll talk to Qingzi!" ”

"Oh!"

She didn't even dare to let out a fart, and rolled into the living room.

And Fan's mother washed her hands and said while helping: "Qingzi, I just told Lao Fan about the bride price, we don't have practical use, but if you get married, you still need to have it in all aspects." ”

"How much do you think is appropriate?" Chu Qing understood as soon as he heard it, and asked with a smile.

"It's not like we say you give as much as you want."

"Uh......"

He thought for a moment and said, "The 9.99 million? ”

"Okay!"

Fan's mother slapped the table and said happily: "This number is auspicious." Don't worry, it's still the soldiers. ”

Hehe!

What could he say, he could only smirk, look at his mother-in-law and pull back to the house.

Old man, the bride price of 9.99 million is all face, go around among relatives and friends, and finally return to Fan Xiaoye's hands - the picture is a cheeky one.

Chu Qing understood, so he was very cooperative.

Unconsciously, after dozens of dumplings were wrapped, he added a cage drawer on top of the sauerkraut pot and steamed the dumplings again. The elbow is almost the same, and the honey from the skin has reached the layer of flesh.

He turned off the heat, and just as he was about to get out of the pot, he felt the mobile phone in his pocket vibrate twice. Chu Qing took a look, it was a text message sent by Zhou Gongzi: "The day after tomorrow, I will go to eat, and by the way, I will hide Qingjing." ”

Chu Qing pursed his lips and replied, "Why do your relatives from your hometown always come?" ”

"I give a lot of New Year's money!"

"Then why don't you give it to me, I'm younger than you."

"Only those who are not married will be given, and you will be exempted as soon as you stumble as a young man."

Seeing the word marriage, he suddenly paused, and finally said: "She came back to tell me, and I just knew." ”

“……”

There was silence over there, and after a long while, he replied: "It's okay, it's good to marry her." (To be continued.) )