18. PK battle on the "theory of relativity".

Long Wen: "No! What happens to my ticket? Hu Che silently got up and walked to the podium at this time, Long Wen: "Why are you going!" This brother is now 'settled', even if the sexy girl dances a striptease in front of him, he probably won't take a look. ”

Hu Che turned his back to them and said, "If you want to finish quickly, you can only help." Glasses Jay was even more surprised: "Help? He pointed at Hu Che and asked Long Wen: "He just said 'help'?" Long Wen nodded: "Well, yes." Spectacles Jie saw that Hu Che moved a chair and placed it in front of the blackboard that was still blank on the other half, and Hu Che stood on the chair and tapped Einstein's shoulder: "Teacher." ”

"Hmm" Einstein's eyes glanced at him slightly, and Hu Che: "Teacher, can I deduce with you at the same time?" Einstein said "um" again and continued to calculate. At this time, I saw Hu Che roll up his sleeves, pick up the chalk, and start writing the formula without thinking.

Glasses Jie looked at Hu Che who was stepping on a chair on the huge blackboard to write formulas, his mouth grew up, and his jaw almost fell on the table, "Surprised, right?" Long Wen proudly lifted his feet to the table. Glasses Jie kept nodding: "Awesome!" Talented! Talented! Long Wen looked at Einstein and Hu Che, who were standing on both sides of the blackboard on the left and right, and said to himself: "You guys seem to be PK." ”

Time passed minute by minute, and Long Wen looked at the two people who were writing the blackboard, and after a while, his eyelids began to 'fight'. "Lottery~", "One Note~", "Billion!! "Haha! Make a fortune! Make a fortune! ”

Long Wen looked at the banknotes stacked neatly like a big bed, and happily jumped on the banknotes and rolled back and forth on them: "I have money!" Rich! I don't even know how to spend it! Hahahaha...."Haha... Ha... Hah..."Just as he was laughing wildly, someone stabbed him.

When he turned around, the space changed in an instant, "Uncle Long? Long Wen opened his eyes and vaguely saw a pair of hands dangling in front of him. Well? Hmm..."Long Wen glanced left and right in a daze, "Why are you still in the classroom?" At this time, Glasses Jie laughed dryly: "Uncle Long, are you confusing dreams with reality?" ”

Long Wen: "Dream? Billion....banknotes... Alas... It turned out to be just a dream! Long Wen sighed. Glasses Jay: "You laughed out loud when you fell asleep just now!" Long Wen rubbed his eyes: "Oh? Is it? I guess if you dream of rolling around on a billion in cash, you'll laugh out loud. Glasses: "What?" A billion? ”

As soon as he finished speaking, his stomach growled. Glasses Jie put his chin on the desk weakly: "I don't care about the billions in my dreams now, I just want to eat." Long Wen looked at the blackboard in front of him: "I'll go!" I saw that the tall and thin Einstein and the tiger with a chair were still writing those formulas on the blackboard, and it was already dark outside the window.

Long Wen stood up at this time and stretched: "It's time for dinner, let's go eat." Glasses Jie pointed to the two people in front of him: "What should they do?" Long Wen: "Don't bother with them. Glasses Jay: "Can that be done?" Long Wen: "Okay! If you disturb them now, they will get angry, and Hu Che can do a number of analyses on the workbench for a day and a night without eating or drinking. ”

Glasses: "It's terrifying! Long Wen: "The most terrifying thing is that when I really can't stand calling him to eat, this kid almost broke my head when he raised a gun." Long Wen pointed to the two people in front of him who were devoted and asked Glasses Jie, "Do you still want to ask them to eat?" Glasses Jie hurriedly shook his head at this time: "Forget it!" ”

Long Wen swaggered out of the classroom in front of him and behind him, and the two of them completely ignored it. Long Wen: "Where to eat?" Glasses Jay: "Go to the cafeteria, part of the university cafeteria is open. "Okay!"

The two walked out of the school building as they spoke, but just as they were going down the steps, a dark shadow suddenly came out. Glasses Jie shouted in fright and hid behind Long Wen. At this time, Long Wen looked at the black shadow on the opposite side with a defensive attitude, and tried his best to judge the appearance of this person through the blurred halo of the street lamp.

But at this moment, the black shadow suddenly knelt down, Long Wen let out a surprised "um", and the glasses hiding behind him also poked his head out at this time. He lifted his eyes: "Ah... Lebourde? How are you? ”

Long Wen wiped his eyes: "Oh! It turned out to be a fighter! At this time, Leboy, who was kneeling on the ground, raised his head and said loudly, "Master Long! Please take me as a disciple! ”

Long Wen: "Long......Master? I?! Lebold: "Yes, Master! Long Wen: "Don't! I don't play black market boxing. It's not a boxer, and I don't know how to train a fighter. Why do you want to worship me as a teacher? Lybor replied seriously: "You knocked me out with one punch." After waking up, I decided to worship you as a teacher, and I found you all the way inquiring, please accept me as an apprentice! ”

Long Wen hesitated: "But..."Lebaud bowed deeply and shouted pertinently: "Master! A smile suddenly flashed on Long Wen's face at this time. He walked up to Lebaid and patted him on the shoulder, Lebaid quickly raised his head, only to see Long Wen with a smile on his face and asked him, "Do you have any money on you?" Leband was stunned: "Huh? ”

The lights in the cafeteria went out, Long Wen walked slowly in front with a toothpick in his mouth and humming a little song, Leband followed behind and at the back was Glasses Jie, he looked at Long Wen who was swaying in front of him and thought: "This uncle is really thick-skinned, originally people wanted to learn from a teacher, but they actually 'rubbed' a meal in vain, although there is not much money, but..."

"Yawn!" Long Wen suddenly sneezed, he rubbed his nose: "Which son of a bitch scolded me?" Glasses immediately shut up at this time. Lebaid followed them back to the classroom, he didn't know what was going on, Long Wen picked up the door and looked into the classroom: "I'll go!" Is it still there? ”

Under Long Wen's head, Jie with glasses pulled the door and said, "It won't be all night, right?" Long Wen: "Hanging!" Spectacles: "So what do we do now?" Long Wen: "Find a place to take a bath, watch a show, watch them, if this is still the case, we will find a hotel near our home to sleep." Spectacles: "Where to take a shower?" Long Wen turned his eyes to Lebold, who said, "Huh? Glasses Jie covered his face: "Oh! No!”

After the three of them took a long bath and did a spa, and finally watched an entertainment show for a few hours, and when they returned to the classroom, they saw the same scene five hours ago, and even Leband was surprised this time: "Oh my God! If it weren't for their hands moving, I would have thought time had stopped. ”

Glasses Jay: "We've eaten, we've taken a shower, we've watched TV, and they're still here?!" It's incredible! Long Wen had already begun to yawn and grabbed Lebold's shoulder at this time: "Let's go!" We can go to sleep. ”

Glasses Jie looked at Einstein and Hu Che, who were almost in a state of forgetfulness, and wanted to say something, but at this time, he suddenly heard Long Wen's voice from far away: "Brother Glasses, Hu Che can use the chalk tip to accurately cripple your eyeballs." After hearing this, Glasses Jie completely dispelled his thoughts, and followed with a cigarette. (To be continued......)