Chapter 253: Exposed
Chen Chu was stunned.
Seeing that the old man was still talking, "Oh, Professor Tan, how are you doing last time?" Ahem, ahem...... My body is also much worse than before, this ......"
Xu Guozhong was also blinded.
"Hey, old man, did you recognize the wrong person?"
Chen Chu wiped his head and thought to himself: Hey old man? What are these words? This ......
"Ahem...... You must be Dean Zhao, right? My name is Chen Chu, hehe, this surname is Xu, and I know a very good Chinese medicine doctor, that ...... He speaks more directly, but he has a good heart, great medical ethics, saves lives and helps the wounded, and has superb medical skills. ”
Xu Guozhong nodded: "Well, I will look at people, livestock diseases." ”
Ahem......
Chen Chu almost choked to death.
Thinking about this Xu Guozhong, there are camels and cows, and as soon as he praises him, he doesn't know the way in the north, and he really thinks he is a doctor.
At this time, Dean Zhao sighed twice, then pushed up the transparent myopia glasses, looked at Xu Guozhong carefully and said: "Oh, like, it's really like, if you don't say that I really think he is Professor Tan from Beijing, it's really, it's really like a mold, alas, it's just that this dress doesn't look like it, just now I wondered, why Professor Tan didn't wear a white coat, or a suit or something, why did he come in a work clothes." ”
Xu Guozhong smiled: "Well, I usually practice medicine and see doctors, and I still raise pigs at home, and I just finished removing manure from the pigsty and came." ”
"Huh?" Dean Zhao was stupid.
Chen Chu hurriedly said: "He...... He's a pet pig, by the way, Dean Zhao, we don't have to welcome anything like this, it's all a family, I'm not an outsider, I'm also a local Hancheng person, why bother......"
"Hehe, you're different now, you're a miracle doctor, that ...... Xiao Chen, we will learn from you in a while, on the one hand, you explain the knowledge of traditional Chinese medicine, so that everyone can understand more, on the other hand, explain the ups and downs you encounter on the road of learning and growth, oh, your current generation, you know how to enjoy it too much, there are very few good children like you who are hard-working and hard-working, and study hard, cough cough, you should be a master's acupuncture point, look at your age, I didn't say you are a doctor......"
Chen Chu grinned, thinking that Lao Tzu was an undergraduate in elementary school......
Hehe smiled and skipped this answer.
Dean Zhao also laughed and said: "Oh, good, good, good, Mr. Chen is young, not arrogant or impatient, unwilling to report to his family, I feel that he should come back from studying abroad, oops, it's really low-key and low-key......"
Xu Guozhong added: "He came back from studying at a university at home abroad. ”
Chen Chu touched his head, and felt that he had made another mistake that he had made several times but still did not repent, that is, if he couldn't bring Xu Guozhong out, this was a person who had more than enough success and more than failure, but he still made a mistake today.
Originally, Xu Guozhong came to the stage to speak a few words, no matter how he said this, he was not stage frightened, he was afraid that he would be nervous, Xu Guozhong had a big face, and he had never been nervous, and he didn't know how to write the word nervous.
"Squatting at home?" Dean Zhao frowned: "It seems that there is no such medical university abroad...... This is ......."
Chen Chu felt that this Dean Zhao had studied all his life and was really innocent.
At this time, the welcoming doctors and nurses all stepped forward to greet each other, while respectfully flattering.
In addition to Lu Xiaoman, who looks as big as Lori, there are many young and beautiful nurses.
There's never a shortage of uniforms in places like hospitals.
And some female doctors, all in their thirties and forties, also rubbed forward with their falling breasts.
Chen Chu secretly thought: I'll rub, you big cows, Zhen Nima hates it, and you block the girl's sight from Lao Tzu.
But on the surface, he still laughs.
Everyone laughed all the way to a big club where the hospital held activities.
This is also the place where conferences and lectures are usually held, and when there is nothing to do, there will be domestic medical experts who come here to pretend to be 13 and give lectures, and sometimes some angry experts will also talk about politics and success here.
Anyway, if you say something indignant, there will definitely be people who will listen to it and approve it, people, who are originally a fighting variety, have only two desires, one is sexual desire, and the other is the desire to fight......
The decoration here can be done, and the second courtyard is beautiful in Hancheng.
The rostrum was covered with a red cloth, and there was a place for speech next to it.
It's the kind of person who stands up and speaks.
Chen Chu was invited to sit in the middle, but he still strongly refused to let Dean Zhao sit in the middle and sat next to him himself.
And there are already a lot of doctors and nurses coming one after another, some of them are patients and family members, after all, doctors and nurses are not satisfied, and there are also doctors on duty and working on the post.
It's like disrespecting others.
Doctors and nurses from other hospitals in Hancheng came one after another, and nearly 1,000 people brushed together.
More than 1,000 pairs of eyes also glanced at the stage.
Chen Chu was not afraid to come to power, but he didn't know what he should say.
At this time, Dean Shao smiled and said, "That...... Doctor Chen, since everyone has arrived, please talk about the theoretical concepts of Chinese medicine, the actual case observation, how to operate and treat correctly, the basic basis and the correct application of complex cases......"
Chen Chu watched Dean Zhao finish speaking in one breath, thinking to himself why Nima didn't suffocate you in one breath.
The doctor in the hospital is like this, whether it is a case, or a report, or something like that, there is not a single punctuation mark, and some medical books also like to use such long sentences, dragging and dragging, which makes it difficult for people to understand.
It belongs to the kind of king eight dragging.
The doctor's handwriting is also the kind that Wang Ba crawls, and it is messy like a book from heaven.
"Ahem...... Chen Chu coughed and said, "That...... I'm a little guilty as a miracle doctor, because I don't have a medical license, and it's always been a family medical skill, that ...... When I was in DL, I was forced to treat the disease and save people.,I didn't expect it to be leaked by the family medical skills.,Actually, when it comes to speaking,...... Hey, a little bit out of place. ”
Dean Zhao waved his hand: "Alas, it doesn't matter, it doesn't matter, the medicine of the motherland is the real treasure, look at Bian Que Huatuo, who has a medical license?" Ha Lu Ha ......"
Several experts and scholars on the rostrum also laughed.
Chen Chu then looked at Xu Guozhong, and said with a smile: "This is Dr. Xu, Dean Zhao, Dr. Xu has been working at the grassroots level, although he is at the grassroots level, his medical skills are superb, and I have studied many cases with him, so it is better to ...... Let Dr. Xu say a few words first, it is also good to talk about the suffering of the grassroots, I feel that the most important thing for doctors is medical ethics, the root of saving lives and helping the injured is at the grassroots level, the bigger the place, the more important the money, and the more understated the medical ethics......"
"Well, that's right!" Dean Zhao couldn't help but nod and said, "There are many, many of our current doctors who accept red envelopes from patients, and in the end, they have reached the point where they don't give red envelopes and don't give people a good look, what is the reason?" What is this, there is no medical ethics at all, it is all lost, it really shouldn't be. ”
Xu Guozhong nodded and read the medical book several times at home.
Hearing the speech, there was wine to drink, and there was a meal, Xu Guozhong let go of it, anyway, it was better to drink Gujing tribute wine than anything else.
The creature coughed twice, rubbed his hands, and then stood on the podium.
Looking at the more than a thousand pairs of eyes brushed below, Xu Guozhong coughed.
Hum, the microphone rang loudly, which startled Xu Guozhong, and the legs of the goods trembled.
I didn't expect the microphone to be so loud.
He preached, "That...... I'm from Little Poplar Village. ”
"Boom......" The people below all laughed when they saw him.
Xu Guozhong's hands trembled: "That...... I'm not the village accountant of Little Poplar Village, I'm a doctor and veterinarian...... I'm not sent by Chen Chu. ”
Laughing even more below.
Chen Chu's face was almost green.
Dean Zhao also smiled: "Hey, this old doctor is very humorous......"
"I ...... My name is Xu Guozhong, I'll tell you a few home remedies, such as hiccups, just eat a few bites of big radish raw, no need to take medicine, no injections, but eat big radish and love to fart, you, you can eat more watermelon, eat more leeks, and don't fart when you have diarrhea......"
Some of the female interns below are all covering their faces and smiling.
Xu Guozhong said again: "I'll say a few more home remedies, such as blistering your mouth, you rub it with pork skin, rotten feet, you will pee on your feet, that is, you will pee on your feet, and let the dog pee, it will also work." ”
There was also a round of applause below, and most of it was laughter.
Xu Guozhong didn't know where to put his hands, and he also slapped his hands, and then walked to the rostrum: "I thank Dean Zhao for giving me this opportunity." ”
Dean Zhao nodded and smiled, took off his glasses, wiped his eyes with a handkerchief, and touched the teacup with his hand.
"Dean Zhao, do you drink water?"
"Huh?" Dean Zhao was stunned: "I, it's okay." ”
Xu Guozhong had already come over and picked up the thermos next to him: "Dean Zhao, in order to express his gratitude, I will pour you a glass of water." ”
Dean Zhao hurriedly put his glasses at ease, and went over to hold the teacup with both hands, and didn't wait to say thank you.
Xu Guozhong's pot has never been used, there is no water when he pours water, and when he presses it down, the water flows out, and the teacup is full, and the table is full of boiling water.
The old man of Dean Zhao snorted hotly, and the people next to him also dodged.
The book next to Dean Zhao was also wet.
Xu Guozhong hurriedly put down the thermos and helped the book, the wet book was full of water, Xu Guozhong borrowed his hand to throw the water down.
The water was thrown off the stage, and a group of little nurses screamed.
Xu Guozhong was in a hurry, Dean Zhao's hand was burned, and his other hand was scratched on the stage and said, "Glasses, my glasses ......"
Xu Guozhong hurriedly said: "Dean Zhao, don't worry, I'll find you, I'll look for you, I'll look for ......"
One step, a gaba sound.
Xu Guozhong raised his foot: "Hehe, Dean Zhao, I found the glasses for you." Pick it up and look at it: "Uh, it's broken." ”
Dean Zhao took it, alas! sighed.
"I'm sorry, I'm sorry." Xu Guozhong wants to explain.
Dean Zhao shook his other hand: "It's okay, it's okay." ”
Xu Guozhong was a little nervous, and was busy shaking hands, but he didn't grab Dean Zhao's hand, and he leaned back directly with a sigh and fell off the stage.
"Oops......" The people on the rostrum rushed over to help, and the people below also went to help.
Chen Chu rubbed his head and was speechless for a while.
Fortunately, he tossed so much, the matter of his own speech passed, and he was busy with him.
Xu Guozhong sighed a few times, his face was broken, his hands covered his buttocks, Dean Zhao and several experts hurriedly said: "It's okay, old Xu." ”
"It's okay, it's okay, I just have pain in my foot and neck, and my heel hurts too."
A doctor took a look: "My feet are swollen, I have to take care of them for a while, and I have to use red wound medicine for a hundred days." ”
Xu Guozhong quit: "What? Raise for a hundred days? That's not good, I still have work in the field, and I still have to plan to settle accounts in the village......"
Chen Chu coughed a few times, hurriedly ran over, and then said that it was all exposed.