701: Hilarious coming
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Under Captain Jack's swiping attack, the previous cattle were all injured internally. "Thor" fell 55% in the third week to harvest $15.5 million, and the total revenue in 17 days approached 150 million. "Fast and Furious 5" fell 48% this week, accumulating $186 million at the box office in 24 days, and the pace of breaking through $200 million is gradually slowing.
And "who dares to be worse than me" is "The Exorcist", which is a movie about vampires and priests fighting at Sony's huge expense, and Lee Dong-lai's friend, Chinese actor MaggieQ, co-starring.
As a result, the media scored 41 points, and the freshness of Rotten Tomatoes was 19%, with 10 people supporting and 43 opposing; Yahoo's film critics collectively ignored it, and the audience score B, both word-of-mouth and box office did not meet expectations, and although the decline of nearly 70% was unexpected, it joined hands with "Scream 4" to set the largest decline of the year.
But "Scream 4" has also won the runner-up position, but Rì himself (Sony) has lost a lot this time, they have accumulated a total box office of 20 million US dollars so far, and they have completely lost the possibility of competing with "The Second Coming of Christ", and it is inevitable that they will lose money
In this regard, Li Donglai said...... Nowhere to go.
He knew MaggieQ, and it was just a slightly superior set of high-level tricks in a "Seeing the Dragon and Unloading the Armor" back then. At that time, Li Donglai was really inconspicuous, and he didn't have any friends, and it was impossible to have any contact after that.
It's better to care about yourself than to pay attention to others.
"Captain Jack PK hangover boy group, Johnny Depp PK Li Donglai. Who wins and who loses? ”
This has become the most concerned headline in recent times.
Both have super popularity, and a series of pirate movies starring Johnny Depp are big hits. Last year's starring "Alice in Wonderland" also earned more than $1 billion. Write a stroke in the top ten in film history.
Lee Dong came to prominence in the Qing Chūn vampire movie "Twilight", and he was limited to this as an actor, but he unexpectedly shined unsurpassed in the directorial position.
Since the first self-written, directed, and self-starred movie "Source Code", it has repeatedly set box office records, not only flying high at the box office, but also repeatedly favored by the Golden Globe Awards and Oscars, which can be described as a double harvest of quality and box office. is also known as a ghost director who catches up with Spielberg. In recent years, he has won the Golden Globe Award for the youngest 'Best Director'. In music, his first album sold 10 million copies, and he was in the limelight for a while.
The "Pirates of the Caribbean" series has many fans, and "The Hangover" is also the highest-grossing B-grade comedy. There are also strong die-hard fans, and the release of the sequel is highly anticipated......
Both sides are fully qualified to be opponents!
So, who killed the deer...... Numerous media outlets have paid strong attention to this.
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The scene of the new issue of "Ellen Show" is as usual a fan uproar. Perform a dance to the sound of music. It's Allen's favorite thing to do. It's just that there are two people who came out to dance today. One for each of the left and right channels. Li Donglai and Allen competed in boxing dance, and got close to the audience, which made the audience boil.
After the dance, the audience continued to scream for a while. The two walked to the sofa and sat down, and Allen looked like a teacher asking for guilt, and spread his hands to Li Donglai, "Do you have anything you want to talk about?" ”
"Oh, it feels so good. I haven't been here in a while. Li Donglai pretended to be stupid.
Alan smiled: "I heard that you said it was your Ellen show last time at the Oscars?" Uh-huh, man. Is there such a thing? ”
Li Donglai immediately looked left and right and said to him, "Is there such a thing, I don't remember." Alan, you know, I've always felt like you're a bunker host. Hosting the Oscars puts me under a lot of pressure, you've hosted it before. Alan laughed and accepted his compliment, "Do you think it's fun to host the Oscars?" I think you've done a great job. ”
Li Donglai said mischievously: "I like hosting the Oscars very much, but if I want to change the host of the Ellen Show, I am afraid that I will choose the Ellen Show." Alan, will you change? ”
The audience immediately coaxed, and Allen also laughed, and excused himself: "I'm different from you, hosting the Oscars is like a tailor-made job for you, and you can ...... anything in your cabaret performance."
"But you're funny." Li Donglai interrupted: "Do you know, when I had a meeting with the Oscar director team for the first time, I had the ceremony script in my hand. The first link is the 'seven-minute advertising break, Li Donglai and Anne Hathaway take the stage to show off. Then I panicked, even though I hosted the 'Ellen Show' once, and I did comedy, but after all, I wasn't 'Allen' and I wasn't a professional comedian. (Oscars are often hosted by comedians) the director made me overlord, and it was quite funny in the end, they probably watched me host the Ellen Show once, and then they looked at me differently. So, I have to thank this stage, I love the Ellen show, lloveyou......" He made a kiss gesture to the audience, and the audience immediately shouted and shook the sky.
Li Donglai stood up and asked the audience, "I don't know how many people here have watched the Allen Show I hosted?" ”
There was a fierce response, but it sounded like a scream.
"Okay, watch me make a gesture, then you should understand." Sure enough, he made a gesture of applause and pause. The audience responded well, although there were still people laughing, and after a few seconds, the enthusiastic applause stopped. Then Li Donglai's gesture changed, and the loyal audience who reacted quickly suddenly began to shout wildly, because Li Donglai's gesture was the agreed gesture to ask the audience for help. This part of the audience is also likely to be fans of Li Donglai.
"Haha, thank you so much, you guys are awesome, you still remember this little thing."
Alan slapped his face and felt funny, "It's great, it's great to cooperate and interact." e, I thought about it suddenly, and I think you are very suitable to be the substitute for the Ellen show, and you must come to host this show if I don't do it one day. ”
She was so generous, Li Donglai was embarrassed, "Don't you think it's strange that I'm going to host your show?" ”
"No, it won't."
"Has anyone substituted for the Ellen Show before me?" Li Donglai was skeptical.
"Nope. You're that special case. I think it was the right time, I happened to be sick at the time, and you signed a contract for album promotion. Caught up with my show. So I called you on, and you liked my show very much. After that, you were very good, and you took advantage of this to host the Oscars...... Wow, what a coincidence, we are very fateful. ”
Alan gushed endlessly, but Li Donglai was still shaking his head, indicating that he didn't believe it. "Then what kind of mood will you have to watch me host the Ellen Show?"
Alan smiled: "I will think: this grandson is still okay......"
"Poof" Li Donglai almost burst out laughing, and the audience laughed even more, "I knew you wouldn't be so kind." ”
Alan made a little joke. After that, he also smiled and said, "To be honest, I estimated that you were definitely not as good as me at that time, but I hope you hosted enough jīng Cai." Li Donglai was unconvinced: "I'm just a little worse than you." ”
Alan laughed and rolled his eyes. Continue to ask, "E." Because you hosted this Oscar, the ratings soared, and there are now voices from the outside world calling on you to continue hosting the Oscars. So, if they invite you to host the Oscars again, will you go? ”
"Of course." Li Donglai said without hesitation: "I know that there are still many imperfections in my first time hosting the Oscars, I like to host the Oscars very much, and I have an advantage." You know, I'm the boss. I can decide what I do, don't worry about other things, and it's like I don't have any serious work. After thinking about it, he said, "Actually, it's not a good decision." The time when I was hosting the Oscars happened to be the most important festival of the year in my home country. Everyone is celebrating the holidays with their families......"
"I know, the Chinese chūn festival." Alan laughed, and then explained to the audience, "It may be difficult for many Americans to understand, but in China this festival is the real New Year." Countless people, no matter how far away, will insist on going home and spending time with their families. And there are still long vacations. ”
"Hah, that's it." Li Donglai said with a smile: "Hosting the Oscars will take up a lot of time, which happens to overlap with this festival." ”
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After chatting for a while, Alan returned to his serious business and said with a smile: "E, today you are here to promote the new movie "The Hangover 2". The sequel to "The Hangover" will be released nationwide this month on 26rì. I think the guys in the background can't wait to come out and talk, so let's get the rest of the Funny Gang of Four. ”
“OK!” Li Donglai slapped with the audience. The other three members of the four-member group of "The Hangover" walked on stage one by one with funny steps, Ed Helms, Zach Galife Anakis, and Justin Barcelona, as soon as they took the stage, they showed the audience's yearning for "hangover", and they were full of popularity, screaming and applauding.
In addition to Zack, who often meet in a group of people, the other two have not been together for a long time, and everyone will inevitably have a burst of fun, and they will play their own treasures.
All in all, the atmosphere was warm and the response was good.
Walking to the street, on the large electronic screens in some squares, a drop of ink will appear from time to time to turn into a phantom sign flashing in the villain's practice uniform.
Then in the sound of music, the beautiful natural scenery of Thailand in the middle of summer appears.
The background monologue is that Zach is attending a lavish wedding full of hangovers, but the venue has moved from Las Vegas to Thailand. After Zach gave a very ruinous speech, several people, including Ed's brother-in-law Nikun, toasted over the campfire at the wedding party: "cheers......"
So the show was staged, and in a moment of the picture, there was a picture of Li Donglai just waking up from a drunken hangover, and then Zach fell off the bed, with an explosive head shaved and a big beard. Then there was Ed, who was the worst, such a big man, actually fell asleep in the bathtub, and he had vicious tattoos on his face. A monkey in clothes jumped onto the screen, causing everyone to scream in shock......
When the audience sees this, they may think that the lost person is Justin Barcelona again. Everyone in the play also thought so, and then in the trailer, Li Donglai appeared to Justin Barcelona, who happened to be sitting by the pool reading the newspaper.
Oh, it's not that Justin is missing, who will it be this time?
At this time, the voice-over voice full of magnetic xìng quickly read: "This May, Li Donglai, Zach Galife Anakis, Ed Helms, Justin Barcelona, Nikun, Tyson, William Jefferson Clinton." Are you ready to laugh and cry this summer? ”
The screen begins to flash quickly, seemingly relatedly, but unbewilderably, as the four of them appear in an old-fashioned dormitory building, and then the brilliant Yellow Neck in the first episode appears again as the underworld boss......
Immediately, everyone experienced the crowded people in Thailand, the crowd of people in the bar, Zack in the bar with a machine gun in his hand and swept the whole room into the sky, and the Buddhist temple was beaten by the monks...... And so on.
"On May 26th, "The Hangover 2" will be hilarious around the world!" As the narrator speaks, he sees a monkey in clothes screaming miserably. (To be continued......)