"What is it called to keep secrets, we didn't do it in the first place, you know?"

Jin Brick nodded very seriously, "I know, Brother Li, what, Jin Bar said please have dinner in the evening, he has a birthday today." ”

"Who did you invite?"

"Listen to the original words, or listen to my adaptation."

"It's still an adaptation."

"Please the handsome and dashing Brother Li, the beautiful and charming Sister Shen Lu, and the super invincible and handsome brick brother in the universe roast a leg of lamb."

"Shall we give him a present?"

"Send a hair, kill me, kill hard, kill to death, kill hard."

Jin Brick's expression was very fierce, and he stretched out his hand and gestured, "Kill him for a few hundred yuan!" I was suddenly a little depressed, "Is this still your brother?" ”

"You don't care about this, anyway, you don't have to give gifts, we don't have any money, and besides, we can't have anyone to accompany him for his birthday, he has offended everyone." I nodded, intending to listen to the lecture properly, but I can't remember how long I hadn't listened to the lecture, and when the teacher started to lecture, I found that I didn't understand a lot of things at all.

I hurriedly looked at the content in front of me, but there was still a gap between myself and the teacher, and this afternoon, I felt like listening to the book of heaven, and I didn't understand anything.

When I saw Shen Lu after school, I put the study things out of my mind, so I got up and talked and laughed with Shen Lu to the gold bar class.

The gold bars sit in the back, and the class has a door in the front and a door in the back.

The three of us went in from the back, and the gold bar was sitting in the penultimate row, and next to him sat a super fat woman, and on the side, there was a slender girl.

That fat man must weigh about 180 pounds, and I don't think she can reach her ears even when she reaches out.

Just after school, the fat man packed his schoolbag, and his face was depressed, "I really can't figure it out, they all say that there are fewer and fewer girls now, and there are more and more boys, and in another ten years, thirty percent of boys will not be able to marry a daughter-in-law." ”

"Indeed, there are those who envy polygamy, if polygamy is made, how many men will not be able to marry their daughters-in-law, and one by one they will feel good."

"That's it, do you think I'm that bad?" "No, big fat, I think you're very good, warm-hearted, and beautiful, whoever marries you must be very happy." The slender girl smiled, "There will always be someone who likes you, you are really good." "I think I'm also good, gentle, ladylike, virtuous, I can't say the best in all aspects, then at least it's above average, but why don't I have a boyfriend yet!"

The woman was just about to speak, when a very discordant voice came from the side.

"That's because you still can't know yourself correctly, bad is a compliment for you, and, Cao Aiyu, do you think she is so good, what kind of boyfriend are you looking for, you go to live with this monster, he is tall and strong, and he smells like a fox, he doesn't brush his teeth every day, he never wears makeup, and he can use a cucumber below."

"You are paralyzed, gold bars, you shut up the old lady."

The big fat was directly anxious.

"One sentence is revealed, if I grow like a beast like you, I will either go to South Korea or jump into the river, and I still have the courage to narcissist, Mom, don't you have a mirror in your house? Or live a family of liars! I really can't stand it, where is the source of your self-confidence? Do you weigh half a tonnage? Do you know that you have liposuction surgery and you can't drain your fat for two months? Shen Lu and I laughed directly, and the gold bricks seemed to be used to it on the side.

Sure enough, I heard a loud "bang", and the big fat pressed the head of the gold bar and hit the table directly.

This time he was confused by the gold bar, and then the big fat man consumed the neck of the gold bar, and the gold bar was like a chicken, and he raised his leg and kicked the gold bar at the gold bar, and kicked the gold bar down the corridor outside.

The big fat took advantage of the situation and lifted the stool: "The old lady shot you to death!" ”

As soon as I saw it, the's stool was copied with "Don't! ”

I yelled and rushed forward first, but the big fat didn't care about anything at all, and waved up a stool, that is, I was fast, and I pulled the leg of the gold bar on the ground, and pulled it back, and the stool was empty.

Ling'er hurriedly stopped the big fat, Shen Lu also went up from the side, pulling the rack, and the whole classroom was full of scolding, but the strange thing was that there was no one in the class who cared about it, as if nothing had happened.

I think everyone should be used to it, and I can't say anything, so I hurriedly helped the gold bar up from the ground, "Are you okay, gold bar?" ”

Jin Bar was very angry, and pushed me away, "Big mammoth of grass mud Ma Bobo, Lao Tzu will kill you!" ”

He rushed into the crowd at a fast pace.

I didn't react at the moment, Ling'er and Shen Lu were still gaining weight, and the gold bars had already rushed into them.

Then, then I saw a figure in the midst of several women, kicked by the big fat and flew out with a "bang", fell heavily to the ground, and landed right at my feet.

This time, I listened to the pain, and glared hard at the gold brick on the side, and the gold brick came over unhappily, and he clasped his hands together, "You can eat, no, I'm hungry." ”

Gold Bar gritted his teeth, "Beat her up for me." ”

When Jin Brick heard it, "It's not good to fight, and I'm not the kind of person who fights, okay, let's go, you see that you are a popular bastard, and no one in the class cares about you." ”

"A hundred!"

The gold bar stretched out and kept fingers.

"It's not about money, it's still a girl on the other side, just kidding, I'm such a big man."

"Two hundred!"

The gold bar stretched out a finger again, and when the gold brick heard it, he raised his head and looked at the big fat who was still roaring over there, and suddenly became angry, "Bobo of the grass and mud horse, dare to beat Lao Tzu's brother!" ”

The gold brick rushed over at the big fat, Shen Lu and Ling'er hurriedly dodged to the side, and the gold brick didn't hit anyone, but with his big belly, he had an intimate contact with the big fat opposite.

When I heard the sound of "oops", the big fat man was directly knocked to the ground by the gold brick, and his eyes turned red in an instant, and the tears of grievance were about to erupt.

"How can you bully people like that!"

Ling'er stopped from the side, and the gold brick just wanted to speak, I pulled Shen Lu with my left hand and the gold brick with my right hand, and walked out directly, and the gold bar also got up from the ground.

Da Fat was already crying, Ling'er comforted him from the side, and I pulled the three of them out of the class.

When we got to the school gate, it was already dark and we were out of breath.

Jin Bar looked at the three of us, and solemnly stretched out his hand and pointed, "You guys are honest, what I just said, is it wrong?" ”