Chapter 619: I've been slapped in the face, and I'll definitely give you a slap in the face
Chris Swift's yelling put the "Unforgivable" crew in a very awkward position, and he swallowed back the cheers.
Snatching Best Actor and Best Director from "Shawshank", they have all thought about it and have been working hard. The only thing I didn't expect was that they would be able to snatch the best picture, and even the producer, Warner Bros. Pictures, never made an effort to do so.
If no one screams, everyone can pretend that nothing happened, get the trophy in their hands, and have a big party, just like the emperor's new clothes. But the problem is that now someone has broken it out of his face, and in front of tens of millions of fans around the world. For a while, the award presenters on the stage and the winners off the stage were at a loss.
Sun Ziming and they were also stunned, this best film is what everyone thinks has no suspense, and I don't know how many people in this hall have said publicly and privately that there is no suspense about this year's best film. However, what everyone thought would not happen happened in front of their eyes.
After all, Morgan Freeman is very old and has experienced many hardships, put his arms around Sun Ziming's neck, and whispered: "Boy, if Oscar becomes a laughing stock, we will not be pleased." You're not just a director, you're the boss of a film company, ok? ”
"Ok fart! Someone slapped me on the left cheek, and I'm going to let the right cheek pass? ”
Sun Ziming pushed Morgan's big head away, put his fingers in his mouth, whistled heartily, and burst into laughter.
ABC doesn't care so much, they spend money on exclusive live broadcasts, for ratings, for dollars! As soon as China Ming made a move, ABC's camera immediately turned to him, to the Chinese kid who was laughing maniacally.
Sun Ziming is not only a director, he is also the ruler of two giant companies, he has a head, and the allies of Light and Shadow and Universal also burst into laughter, and even Paramount's Ms. Shirley and they all laughed from ear to ear.
What is an Oscar? The film company makes money at the box office, and without the little golden man, it's not bad for everyone to get a little golden dog?
Sun Ziming laughed and put the little golden man of the best screenwriter on the chair, and Shi Shiran left the stage early in front of everyone. If you don't give what Lao Tzu should take, then you can't blame Lao Tzu for not giving face!
At this time, it is time to choose a camp, and even if the crew of "Shawshank" won the award, they left the little golden man behind and followed the boss after a little hesitation. Although the little gold man is important, the dollar is even more important, and the film contract of light and shadow means the green dollar!
In a moment, there were only four little golden figures left in the seats of the "Shawshank" crew, and the award presenters and winners on the stage were completely hung there!
ABC hosts, don't miss such a good opportunity, how high the ratings must be, and how many dollars does it mean?
"Wow, God, who does the actor and actress belong to, these are not worth mentioning pediatrics. At the 65th Academy Awards, there was finally the biggest climax - China Mingfa Biao, threw down the little golden man he just won, and left the stage early to protest! The trigger was black action star Chris Swift, who bravely questioned the fairness of the Oscar for Best Picture, arguing that Hollywood was racist! Oh God, there's Martin Luther King Jr. in Hollywood, and I praise Hollywood ......"
The audience in front of the TV was stunned, and when the chatter of the narrator on the TV was over, they applauded desperately, lest the world be chaotic, and there was a good show to watch!
The United States is a country that celebrates individuality, and Woody Allen has been nominated for an Oscar 23 times, won 4 times, nominated for a Golden Globe Award 13 times, and won 2 times, but without exception did not show up to accept the award. He also openly declared, 'The whole idea of giving awards to movies is stupid.'" I can't follow the judgment that other people give me, if they give you an award and you accept it, then they say you don't deserve it, and you have to accept it. ’
is such an antagonist, Oscar doesn't take him like this? The little golden man who should be given to him was mailed to his house without leakage.
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When the crew of "Shawshank" finished halfway through the aisle, everyone woke up like a dream, and something big was going to happen!
In the past, some people left the stage in protest at the previous award ceremony, but there has never been a single crew member who has left the stage. What's even stricter is that the guy who took the lead has substantially controlled two major Hollywood studios; In the past two years, he has been able to occupy two of the top five positions in the top ten grossing movies in North America alone!
God, if Light and Shadow and Universal announce that they will withdraw from the Oscar selection in the future, the whole Hollywood will become the laughing stock of people all over the world! Don't think he can't do it, in those two companies he is God, and everyone willingly sees him as God!
After a period of silence, Martin Brest, the director of "Smell a Woman", also got up and left, which was too disappointing for him. Even a film like "Shawshank" is not the best, so what fairness is there at the Oscars?
He got up with him, and some of the people who were dissatisfied with the results also got up. It's reasonable not to give the best director to the Chinese kid, and the best picture is not given to him, which is too unfair! No wonder China wants to be angry, and he has to be angry himself!
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As soon as Sun Ziming came out of the hall of the Los Angeles Music Center, his mind cleared up a little, and he did a little too much.
However, it's okay to be like this, talented people with no personality can't be mixed up in Hollywood. If you make such a play, your opponents will have to weigh it in the future, annoying Lao Tzu, can they bear the consequences!
"Ming, stop, stop."
Out of the hall, Morgan hurriedly grabbed Sun Ziming, motioned to Fa Ge and them to surround him, and quickly whispered: "Ming, think about it, there must be a large group of reporters outside." Those bitches are definitely afraid that the world will not be chaotic, as long as you say the wrong thing and let people seize the handle, you will become the public enemy of Hollywood! Ming, no one can be the enemy of everyone! ”
Chris Swift was about to refute, but Greenton stopped him and dissuaded: "Ming, Morgan is right, this time is unfair, but the judging process is legitimate!" If you say something wrong, it's easy to isolate the whole of Hollywood. ”
Sun Ziming made a pause gesture and said in a low voice: "Yes, I know what to do, if Lao Tzu doesn't threaten once, he will suffer next time!" ”
That's fine, everyone breathed a sigh of relief. This big boss doesn't make money from movies, and his gang still has to rely on it to support their families!
At this time, Morgan's old and experienced benefits came out, and he hurriedly greeted Chris Swift and Clancy Brown and a few of them tall and burly, "There must be a bunch of reporters outside, you guys protect Ming." After he gets in the car, you can say whatever you want, but only in your own name, OK? ”
"Ok, I'm going to fuck those cute bastards!" , Chris Swift immediately agreed, this is simply free publicity for himself!
Everyone is completely relieved, as long as the big boss is delivered, things will be easy to do. Things have gotten to this point, and you don't want to find a way to sulk, so what's going on? In addition to representing himself, the boss also represents the world and light and shadow! Chris, this is the most suitable thing to do this, anyway, he will never be able to take the little golden man in his life!
“Go”
A group of people poured out of the gate, the big ones opened the way in front, Sun Ziming was surrounded by everyone in the middle, and reporters outside also flocked up.
"Ming, do you think this Oscar is unfair?"
"Ming, is there racism in Hollywood?"
"Ming, can you give me your opinion?"
A large group of reporters ran after them, watching the biggest newsmaker get into the car. The troublesome kid, after closing the car door, almost snatched the microphone from KBS.
"Ahem", Chris Swift cleared his throat, and the scene was instantly silent.
"Ok, let me say a few words to you. God has given us the right to speak, the Constitution guarantees our freedom of speech, and I can swear to God that the best picture should go to "Shawshank" because it is the greatest. If you disagree, you can also swear to God that you disagree. Have it? ”
Americans believe in God, but it is true that there are journalists who think that "Unforgiven" should be the best.
"Me! I swear to God that Unforgiveness should be the best! ”
"And me!"
Sun Ziming was in the car, and he also looked out with interest, this black boy is not as simple as he looks, he cheated himself out of two million dollars last time.
"Ok, I'm sure you two weren't lying, but there were only two people on the scene, and compared to most people, you two are negligible! Brother, the best picture is 6,000 judges, if it weren't for racial discrimination, could "Unforgiven" win the best picture? One more thing, Ming, Fa, I, Jack Chen, Chris Columbus, we are not members of the Academy, I want to ask you, why is that? Aren't we good enough to contribute enough to the film industry? ”
This kid is smart, Sun Ziming patted Lu Huiguang on the shoulder, "Ah Guang, go back"
"Hey"
As soon as Sun Ziming's car left, Chris was tall and big, his eyes passed through a piece of his head, and he happened to see someone coming out again, and he was about to take it away first, and hurriedly said loudly: "Mr. Martin Brest also left early, you go and ask him, do you think he thinks it's fair?" ”
Yes? The reporters turned their heads and saw that it wasn't Martin? Hurriedly went to besiege this China Ming's competitor.
Americans pursue individuality, and Martin Brest doesn't care: "I can swear in God's name that 'Shawshank' is greater than 'Smell of a Woman'." As for how it compares to "Unforgiven", I can't comment on it, but I didn't even vote for my own film, I voted for "Shawshank". Ok, please give way, I'm going home. ”
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Sun Ziming, Chris and Martin were happy, but they made all the winners sit on pins and needles.
People in the entertainment industry eat fame, as long as there is fame, dollars, luxury cars, mansions, and private jets are all things within reach. If you have a bad reputation, all the qiē today will be far away from you. No matter how important the little golden man is, it can't compare to his reputation and job?
Martin Brest followed the crew of "Shawshank", followed by his crew's new actor Al Pacino, who also learned from Sun Ziming to put the little golden man in the chair and leave quietly by himself.
Al Pacino's action became the last straw, and the winners were relieved, put the little golden figure on their chairs, and followed him quietly. Even the crew members of "Unforgiven" put the little golden figure on a chair and left quietly with the flow of people.
Regardless of whether this Oscar is racially discriminatory or not, it is unfair that a work recognized all over the world does not receive an award that is recognized by everyone. The unfair little golden man brought home not only can not bring honor to himself, but also become a stain on himself!
Host Billy Crystal saw everyone leaving the stage one after another, and joked into the microphone: "Due to the law, the golden man will be delivered to your home, but if you really don't want it, I will collect one dollar a piece and take it to auction." Of course, I won't put the money in my pocket, I will definitely donate it to charity! I can swear to God by this! ”
Billy's ridicule finally made everyone laugh, and the solemn atmosphere of the scene dissipated a lot!
Sun Ziming, who was about to return home, heard the situation at the scene on the Guò radio station and couldn't help but laugh. It's not bad, those ghosts are really not simple.
The Oscars have declined, but Hollywood's reputation has been preserved!