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As soon as Li Donglai was about to turn around and flee, Li Xiaoli had already rushed up with an arrow step, jumped onto Li Donglai's back with a "swish", stretched out his hand and wrapped his arms around his neck, and said viciously: "Punish you for carrying me away!" ”

Li Donglai didn't want her neck to be strangled, so he had to hook her thighs.

This intimate move suddenly made the audience coax, and Liu Zaishi walked over exaggeratedly, "Ah! Li Xiaoli, why do you want Li Dong to carry you, don't you grow up when you see a handsome guy? Dacheng, you are abandoned! ”

Daesung also has a strong sense of artistry, and he cooperated to step forward and stare at Lee Hyori to make a grievance of being abandoned.

Li Xiaoli didn't give face, "Dacheng, do you want to carry your sister too?" ”

When Dacheng heard this, he immediately thanked Bumin, waved his hand and stepped back. Lee Hyori's weight was already regarded by everyone as the "filial piety effect" in the first issue, and at this time, everyone naturally would not let go of the opportunity to hit her. Yin Zhongxin leaned over and asked Li Donglai: "Donglai, now you know how heavy Li Xiaoli is." ”

Li Xiaoli said threateningly in Li Donglai's ear: "Is my sister very heavy?" ”

Li Donglai felt a gust of cold wind blowing in his ears, and hurriedly said to the camera: "My husband would rather bend than bend, I will not be coerced by power." Lee Hyori, I will never say that you should be heavy, I will never say that you are light, I will never say that you are heavy, don't try to coerce me......"

This time, in plain terms, it is extraordinarily imposing. The crowd applauded and applauded.

Li Xiaoli gritted his teeth and blew in his ear: "Is that sister heavy or light?" ”

Li Donglai faced everyone and was embarrassed for a while.

Yin Zhongxin encouraged: "Come from the east, you can't be coerced by power, you must stick to the truth. ”

Li Donglai nodded heavily when he heard this, made a bitter face, pretended to be in pain, and said word by word: "Light, it's really lighter than the bamboo leaves floating in the sky!" "The expression of being coerced into saying something against your will is extremely realistic.

This temporary director's reversal also made everyone in the family laugh on the spot.

Lee Hyori was very angry, and swayed left and right on Li Donglai's back to increase the difficulty. Li Donglai hurriedly said to her softly: "Actually, Sister Xiaoli is very light, under my strong arms, like a feather, I don't feel the weight at all. A small ass immediately made Lee Hyori re-expose his crescent moon and pinch his shoulder rewardingly.

But the crowd couldn't stand their pretending to be intimate and started to laugh.

Li Xiaoli didn't care, waved a bamboo stick in one hand, and shouted: "Horses run, drive!" Drive! ”

Li Donglai almost fell to the ground.

……

Joked all the way, and soon arrived at the destination, and everyone started to work.

Cinderella Lee Tianxi was repaired tightly by Kim so Road, and after occasional complaints and resistance in previous issues, he has now completely lost the confidence to fight, and has to return to the image of an honest man who works hard and complains.

With the joint efforts of everyone, the collection of bamboo shoots and the collection of bamboo liquid were quickly completed.

At this time, a VJ suddenly walked over and said to Li Donglai with some unspeakability: "The Lion King lost ......."

As soon as Li Xiaoli heard that the Lion King was lost, he immediately became worried and said, "Oh, I have to find the Lion King." This is the first time a pet in the family has appeared. The people began to talk about it, and they all said that they would find the Lion King first. The tone of complaint made the VJ say it hung down again and again. VJ He was also aggrieved in his heart, the dog seemed to be very docile, but in fact it was very wild, how could he catch up without a collar.

Li Donglai smiled at this time: "There's no need to look for it, it's just a place to play." As soon as I blow the whistle, it will run back. ”

The crowd didn't believe it and asked him to call back the Lion King. Li Donglai was helpless, so he had to put his hand to his mouth and whistle vigorously.

"Woo ......"

Sure enough, the loud voice of the Lion King came from a dense forest, and his body was like a golden wave, and he rushed back quickly. When he got to Li Donglai's feet, he kept rubbing his head and being coquettish, and at the same time wondered why the owner called it.

Only then did everyone believe him, and Li Donglai spread his hands and said: "This guy is almost suffocated in Seoul, so let it play by itself for a while." He patted the lion king on the head, told him not to eat chickens, and drove him back into the woods.

After the small episode, Liu Zaishi saw a clearing covered with fallen leaves in front of him, and sighed: "This scene really looks like a Chinese martial arts film." As he spoke, he used the bamboo stick in his hand as a flute to blow.

Yin Zhongxin, the nemesis, immediately teased him and said, "Are you drinking bamboo liquid?" ”

Liu Zaishi argued: "Ah, it's true. Isn't it this feeling when you look at Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon? ”

Li Tianxi said: "I have filmed this kind of costume drama of bamboo forest fight before. Li Xiaoli heard this: "It's better to let Brother Xiulu and Li Tianxi have a fight scene, and meet the enemy who has been feuding for 10 years in the bamboo forest." ”

"Great idea!" The crowd chuckled.

Li Tianxi was eager to try, but Jin Xiulu was a little sluggish.

Li Donglai laughed and said, "Brother Xiulu, it's really difficult to do variety shows, right?" ”

Jin Xiulu is also a novice in variety shows like him, "The Birth of the Family" is his first attempt at variety shows, and his experience is not much richer than Li Donglai, but he is now very good, and he has been crowned the title of "Game Demon King" with his excellent performance.

Hearing this, he immediately shook the bamboo stick in his hand, hugged Li Dong with a bear, and said with a handful of snot and tears: "Hey, it's really difficult to do variety shows!" ”

"A pair of living treasures!"

Everyone couldn't help but laugh again.

After the laughter, Yin Zhongxin said: "Xiulu and Tianxi cooperate, let's perform a thirty-second sparring scene." Li Tianxi was a little excited when he heard this, he had been bullied, and he thought that he had finally found a good opportunity...... Who knew that Jin Xiulu immediately said, "I'm a senior, I should be allowed to win, right?" ”

"Yes!" Li Tianxi immediately complimented him unhappily, and his expression was clearly a grievance.

Jin Xiulu also became interested, and began to design his own actions in three times and two times, which was completely centered on himself, Li Tianxi didn't even get the book, and he was beaten a few times in vain.

Judging from Li Donglai's level, this scene is just average, but the rehearsal in the middle is hilarious. Heart, this is probably a variety show.

When the fight finally started, Li Donglai suddenly shouted: "Wait, the fight scene should add a piece of music." ”

As he spoke, he took the machete, found a bamboo with slender branches, and cut off a section with two knives.

"What are you going to do?" Yoo Jae-seok asked.

"Make a flute! Soon, give me thirty seconds. ”

"Thirty seconds?" Lee Hyo-ri didn't believe it and came over.

Li Donglai didn't explain, the machete brushed on the bamboo pole a few times, and his eyes barely looked, and the bamboo was cleaned up. Then rub your hands several times in a row at the middle branches, and shake the end of your hand a few times, and the bamboo knot in the middle has been pulled out.

The clean and neat movements and skillful techniques caused everyone to marvel at him, and the nine cameras outside involuntarily aimed at him.

Li Donglai erected a machete, dug out several evenly spaced air holes with his tip, and then removed a thin piece of bamboo film from the broken bamboo, moistened it with his lips and pasted it on the holes......

"Done!"

Li Donglai shook it a few times as if showing off.