Chapter 794: Two Old Perverts
Chapter 794 Two Old Perverts
Tang Feng trembled slightly, he never thought that his uncle would have such a thunderous side. But I can't help but feel a little funny when I think about it, have there been any men who encourage their nieces to take the initiative to prostitute themselves these days?
"Okay, Lao Jin, you kid has a hand, Cheng, I'll look for the old man and say, hum, you dare to seduce Aze? You are not afraid to let Rui'er know, pull out your beard......" The corners of Zhao Cripple's mouth twitched slightly, and the sneer on his face looked like a villain.
"Hehe, that's it, is there an uncle like you? I'm going to ask the old man for advice when I turn around, and see if he will let people beat you out? Hehe, don't worry, if the old man really does this, I will definitely bring this errand over, for the sake of the two of us who have known each other for so many years, I won't use too much force, at most, I will beat you to a broken bone! Laughing Maitreya's chubby face was full of smiles, and he was so crowded that he couldn't even see his eyes, but the words he said made people feel cold on his body!
Seeing this, Tang Feng couldn't help but say, "Two elder brothers, my uncle didn't mean that......"
"Okay, boy, are you tempted, huh? Otherwise, this party hasn't reacted yet, why are you in such a hurry to excuse him? Zhao lame eyes glared, and looked at Tang Feng with dissatisfaction.
"Hehe, it's okay if you're tempted, man, we all understand, but I just don't know if Rui'er understands it or not!" Laughing Maitreya still had a signature smile on his face, but the content of his words made Tang Feng shudder slightly! Qiang laughed, Tang Feng said softly: "Hehe, misunderstanding, it's all a misunderstanding, I didn't say anything just now, you continue, continue!" ”
Saying that, Tang Feng picked up the teacup in front of him, and no longer paid attention to Jin Zhengyang's gaze asking him for help. Seeing that the threatening eyes of Xiao Maitreya and Zhao Cripple locked on him, he took a deep breath and said softly: "Congratulations, the blackmail is successful, what are the requirements, but let me say it first, if you are too much, then I would rather be broken than broken!" ”
"Oh yo, tsk, I said Maitreya, what did you hear someone say? He said we blackmailed, didn't he? Zhao Lame smiled coldly, and looked at Xiao Maitreya with a light smile on his face.
"Hehe, it seems that there is such a thing, people still have to be broken jade, then let's wait for the whole family!" Not to mention the laughing Maitreya, the smile on his face is simply not piled up, but no matter how you look at it, it gives people a sinister feeling!
"That's, that's, our brothers have been mixing in the rivers and lakes for so many years, saying that we have everything, but it's the first time that we blackmail!" Zhao lame shook his head lightly, and said helplessly!
"I'm a person, although my reputation is not very good, but I still cherish feathers, I dare to do anything that violates the law and discipline, but it's this blackmail, we can't do it!"
"Yes, yes, I feel the same way! You said that instead of risking the condemnation of our own conscience, helping others to hide it, and being called blackmail, we might as well say it directly! Zhao lame's fingers tapped lightly on the table, with an indignant expression on his face, but his eyes were full of smiles.
"That's right, what kind of business are our brothers doing, the loss, the loss!" Laughing Maitreya shook his head, the smile on his face still not diminished.
Tang Feng turned his head and twitched his shoulders twice, then he hurriedly turned his head again and forced a smile, picked up the tea and took a sip silently, he had a feeling that his uncle was afraid that he was going to fall under the joint efforts of his two elder brothers. The two of them sing and harmonize, who can stand it?
Sure enough, Jin Zhengyang's face turned bitter, and he hugged his hands and said to them: "Two elder brothers, I beg you, what do you want?" I'm a ruffian, and I like to help others in a hurry, so you two can fulfill me, okay? ”
Tang Feng almost didn't laugh when he heard it, the three in front of him were really playable, they were all forty or fifty people, how could they still play this kind of children's game? But he didn't mind hiding to watch the show without endangering his own safety, which was much better than those soap operas!
"Maitreya," Zhao lame immediately sighed softly when he heard this, but his eyes almost narrowed into a thin line with a smile: "What do you think?" ”
"Hey, what else can I do? Lao Jin has been our old brother for so many years, and now he asks us to help, what else do we have to say? Laughing Maitreya had a big loss on his face, and said softly!
"Yes, then in that case, the two of us can reluctantly make some demands, don't worry, as long as you agree, we will forget about some things, but let's say it first, this is what you begged our brothers to do, we didn't force you, let alone threaten you!" Zhao Cripple looked at Jin Zhengyang, and the corners of his mouth curled up in an elegant arc. But it made him look less like a gentleman and more like an old fox!
Kim Jongyang's nose almost crooked when he heard it, didn't he say the wrong thing, did you do it? But he didn't dare to say this, he finally let Rui'er recognize himself as an uncle, if this reached her ears, what would become of his image? She can't hate herself to death!
What's more, Grandpa Sun next to him is still there, if it really reaches his old man's ears, and the old man is angry and lets his arms go to waste, then he will be unlucky! Now is the most critical moment to prepare for war, if Tang Feng doesn't give him news today, Kim Zhengyang will leave here and negotiate with other arms dealers!
"Hehe, look at what you two said, we are all our own brothers, what is there to be polite?" Jin Zhengyang slapped the table, gritted his teeth with a smile on his face, and said softly: "If you have any requirements, just mention it, I will try my best to satisfy you two!" ”
"Well, happy, I appreciate you!" Zhao Cripple stretched out his olive branch without hesitation, he glanced at Xiao Maitreya at each other, and a clear light flashed in the eyes of the two. Hehe smiled, just now laughing Maitreya and Zhao Cripple's momentum suddenly collapsed, and the two of them looked at Jin Zhengyang with a flattering smile on their faces and said in unison: "Hey, the two of us also want to go to your place to linger, what do you think?" ”
"Hehe, that's it, I haven't tasted those big Yanmars until now, hehe, since your chicks there are so easy to use, then count me in!" The smile on the face of the laughing Maitreya unconsciously took on the color of *, and the fat flesh on his face shimmered with a strange luster in the sun.
Tang Feng and Jin Zhengyang were slightly stunned, Tang Feng didn't hold back, and squirted out a sip of tea. And Kim Jong Yang's angry eyes almost burst out of sparks! staring at these two shameless old things fiercely, Jin Zhengyang didn't know that he was tricked by them just now?
But after a while, Kim Jung-yang himself laughed! All men in the world are the same, and every man has a hidden ghost in his heart, a pervert! The two in front of him were obviously no exception. It was easy to stop laughing, Jin Zhengyang nodded with his hand and laughed at Maitreya and Zhao Cripple, and said softly: "You, ah, you said you, as for it?" Don't you just want to have fun? Am I entertained? What a big deal this is, are you going to beat around the bush like this? ”
"Hey, aren't we afraid that you won't be able to stand it, so we're going to take it step by step!" Laughing Maitreya's big hand rubbed back and forth twice on the stone table, and said with a somewhat embarrassed smile.
Zhao Cripple is much calmer than him, perhaps because he has been in the Wa Kingdom for a long time, Zhao Cripple's face in this regard has reached a certain level. With a raised brow, Zhao Cripple saw that Jin Zhengyang still dared to make fun of them, and suddenly said a little unpleasantly: "Why, you have to regret what you have to promise?" ”
"No, no, no," Kim Jung-yang chuckled, "I haven't regretted it, I'm just a little worried about you." A person who has been in the filthy Wa country for so long, it is impossible to defend himself like a jade, right? Another one, wide and fat, plus you are so old, hehe, I'm afraid you can't parry me, where are the wolf-like girls, don't you smear our Z people? ”
Jin Zhengyang had already jumped up when he said that he was behind, and by the time Xiao Maitreya and Zhao Cripple reacted, his people had already retreated to the side with laughter!
The old man's face was flushed, and he got up and chased after him with a strange scream, only Zhao Cripple only stood for a while and sat back because of the inconvenience of his legs and feet, and looked at Tang Feng with some embarrassment: "Hey, you uncle, it's so big and small, you actually make this kind of joke, hey, let your stinky boy see the joke!" ”
Tang Feng couldn't help but laugh, sat down and said respectfully: "No, I didn't hear anything just now!" ”
"Pull it down, laugh if you want to, and you're not afraid of suffocating yourself?" Zhao lame glared at Tang Feng fiercely, seeing that your shoulders were shaking so fast, why, it was very hard to endure, right?
Tang Feng couldn't hold back any longer, and laughed there alone! Fortunately, Old Man Sun and Old Chavo were playing chess on the opposite side of the pond, and the movement here could not be transmitted under their deliberate control, otherwise the fun would have been even greater! Zhao Cripple himself was there for a while, and he couldn't help but chuckle.
This Kim Jong-yang, the bait he threw is really bewitching, and he caught two fish at once! But thinking about the scene of those well-built foreign girls writhing under the coconut tree, Zhao Cripple is really a little yearning! I secretly decided in my heart that if I had the chance, I really wanted to go over and see it!
Tang Feng raised his head and looked at the faint blue light in Zhao Cripple's eyes, looking at the laughing Maitreya who kept chasing and killing Jin Zhengyang there, and couldn't help muttering in his heart: Two old perverts!