154 If One Day, I Die (5000+)
N years later. Shu Xuan
Sisi and Seventeen finally completed their long-distance love run and got married sweetly.
The wedding ceremony was held at the sea and air base, and the blue sky, white clouds, sea, aircraft carriers, and airplanes witnessed their love together.
At the wedding ceremony, the witnesses were the leaders of the 17th unit, holding two freshly baked marriage certificates in their hands and reading them aloud, proving that their marriage was true and valid, and wishing them a couple for the rest of their lives until they were old.
Heaven and earth are the witness, the sun and the moon are the mirror, and the wedding was successfully held.
After the ceremony, the bride and groom were sent into the cave room, although it was only a guest house for the troops, but the room was of the highest standard, and it was specially arranged, and the wedding word latte art was cut by the soldiers of the army by hand, which was very festive.
To say that this is a wedding in the army, it is meaningful and meaningful, but it is really tiring enough, especially in this huge sea and air base, just from the east to the west, it will take several hours, this toss, Sisi is completely tired, but confused, important things can not be forgotten.
"Seventeen, what about the marriage certificate? Just after the ceremony, I told you to put it away. β
Seventeen is also tired, how can this marriage be more tiring than fighting!
I knew that I would travel directly to get married, and take Sisi to a small island with no one, just the two of them, do whatever you want, how comfortable and comfortable!
"In my pocket, you look through it." Seventeen said vaguely, not very carelessly.
Sisi flipped through the coat he had taken off on the back of the chair and touched it, "No! β
"No, there won't be, anyway, it's useless for the two of us to ask for that thing in the future."
"For what?"
"Because you only need to get a marriage certificate when you get divorced, and we can't get a divorce!"
"......" is really a god logic!
Well, although he has a point, you can't just lose the marriage certificate that has just arrived and hasn't been hot!
Sisi continued to flip.
"Lou Sisi, stop for a while, didn't you keep shouting tired just now? Is it good to save some effort in the cave room? β
"......" turned red.
Seventeen looked at her shy appearance, and couldn't help but move his index finger and leaned over with a wicked smile.
Whoa, whoa, whoa! The big bad wolf has finally eaten Little Red Riding Hood!
At this point, Seventeen and Sisi have a happy ending, and they will soon blossom and bear fruit, and they are twins, and they are also dragons and phoenixes!
The baby boy is the older brother, the baby girl is the younger sister, and the two little ones are smarter than the other, one cuter than the other, and one is more headache than the other.
When babies are three years old, they start to have a lot of problems.
One day, the baby girl asked curiously, "Mom, I heard that my brother and I are honeymoon babies, what is a honeymoon?" β
Sisi replied embarrassedly, "The honeymoon is that I went on a trip with your father after we got married, and it was very fun." β
The baby girl has starry eyes, "Then did my brother and I go too?" β
Sisi was even more embarrassed, "...... went. β
The baby girl wondered, "Why don't I know the way?" β
Sisi laughed dryly, "You were still young at the time!" β
The baby girl asked, "Did Mommy take us there?" β
Sisi is embarrassed, "...... Dad took you there, but Mom brought you back. β
On the other side of the sofa, the baby boy was also pestering Seventeen to ask questions.
"Dad, my sister and I are twins? What's the deal with twins? β
Obviously, the question of the boy baby is much more difficult than that of the girl baby, so he chooses to ask the smart dad.
Seventeen had a headache flipping through the encyclopedia, and after flipping through it to no avail, he had to flip through the storybook again, and suddenly saw the story of the little tadpole looking for his mother, and he had an idea!
"Well, that's right...... Dad has a lot of small tadpoles in his belly, and Mom has a small house in his belly. One day, Dad put a lot of little tadpoles in Mom's belly, generally speaking, a small house can only live a small tadpole, so a lot of small tadpoles start to race, and you are the best, the fastest, the first one to run to the small house, and then close the door, so that the other little tadpoles can't come in, but your sister is also great, just the moment you close the door, also squeezed in, so the two of you live together in the small house, be each other's company, ten months later, you two grew up in the small house, can't live, start knocking on the door, Mom's stomach hurts, and then you go to the hospital, and the doctor and nurse pick you up. β
Sisi secretly gave a thumbs up to Seventeen, explaining it so well!
Seventeen was about to be proud, but suddenly the baby boy asked, "Then why did my sister and I not become frogs?" β
"......" XVII internal injuries.
Sisi closed her eyes and pretended to be asleep.
The baby boy continued to ask, "Dad, where did my sister and I come from?" β
The baby girl also crawled over to join in, "Dad, where the hell did my brother and I come from?" β
Seventeen is crazy, I really want to throw these two little ones on the Mars where Xiao Qi once went.
"Daddy, where the hell did we come from?"
Seventeen struggled for a long time, and then collapsed and said, "Won the lottery!" β
Woo, it turned out to be just a prize, and buy one get one free!
The boy looked at the girl, and the girl looked at the boy, holding hands very tacitly, and said in unison, "It's so sad, we're running away from home!" β
Seventeen waved his hand, "Slow down and don't send it." β
The two little ones ran to the children's room on their short legs, and there was a green tent in the corner, where they had run away from home!
In the blink of an eye, another half a year has passed, the babies are three and a half years old, and the two smart and clever little ones have learned to play with the computer and can change the password.
After Seventeen turned on the phone, he couldn't log in, so he asked his daughter, "Baby, what's the password?" β
The baby girl was eating ice cream and replied, "It's your birthday." β
Seventeen lost a lunar birthday, no, and entered the solar calendar again, it's not right.
Suddenly I had the urge to beat her little buttocks, but my daughter was a caring little padded jacket, and I couldn't bear it!
So he turned his gaze to the baby boy who was lying on the carpet and dismantled the toy gun, and asked, "You changed the password again?" β
"No, it's still your birthday."
Seventeen walked back to the computer and typed it twice, but it was still not right.
This time I have to beat his little ass!
Sisi suddenly rushed out of the kitchen, grabbed him, and then typed on the keyboard with disdainβnishengri.