invited Meng Xinyi to go to her house to play, Tianming had an ulterior purpose, that is, to block her mother's mouth and let her pretend to be her girlfriend.

This may be a little unkind, but you and I will, as long as the two of them show a little bit of intimacy, this year, Tianming will be much better.

Of course, if Meng Xinyi gets angry after appearing, it is not impossible to make up for it, and when the time comes, she will apologize or something, maybe she will not be so careful.

Besides, if you are a lonely man and a widow, the woman returns to the man's house for the New Year, but she doesn't want to be misunderstood, and she must be prepared to be misunderstood.

Of course, this qiē is based on Tianming's speculation, and he doesn't dare to guess what will happen when the time comes.

On December 28, after temporarily making up a ticket, Tianming and Meng Xinyi, who packed up their things and looked excited, got on the plane from Suyun to Qingdu and started the 28oo-kilometer journey home.

On the plane, looking at Meng Xinyi, who was also looking forward to the next side, Tianming thought about it, but still had to say to her: "Goddess Meng, there is something I have to discuss with you." ”

Meng Xinyi, who was looking at the blue sky and white clouds outside the window, turned her head and said, "You say." ”

"When you get to my house, if my mother asks you who I am, you say it's my friend."

"We're friends." Meng Xinyi said as a matter of course.

"That, I mean, the kind of friends who are relatively close to each other in terms of relationship between men and women." Tianming had to explain again.

"Boyfriend and girlfriend? But-" Before she finished speaking, Meng Xinyi glared at Tianming fiercely, she understood that Tianming was asking her to pretend to be his girlfriend.

"No! I'm not your girlfriend, it's less stinky and beautiful! Meng Xinyi quickly pinned her head to the side, blushed, and tried her best to deny his words.

"Don't make any noise, everybody's looking at us," Tianming lowered his voice. began to explain: "Of course we are not boyfriend and girlfriend, but more like boyfriend and girlfriend. When you go to my house, everyone must ask who you are and what is your relationship with me, right? When the time comes, you will say that you are my friend, but if they continue to ask if you are my girlfriend, you should not be in a hurry to deny it at this time. Just a little nod of your head......"

Seeing that Meng Xinyi had been shaking her head, Tianming immediately said: "Of course, it's okay if you don't nod, as long as you acquiesce, I'll solve the rest, okay?" ”

"Come on. Look at my mouth, no-okay! ”

Meng Xinyi reacted now, feeling that this kid wants to use herself as a shield, no wonder she took the initiative to invite herself to his house to play.

For a while, she felt very angry, and she felt like she had been tricked, and she still believed in him so much. I didn't expect him to say so many rhetoric, it turned out that he was taking advantage of himself.

Meng Xinyi said angrily to Tianming: "It turns out that you are lying to me, liar!" I'm not going to your house with you, I'm going home, I'll go home when I get off the plane! ”

Tianming hurriedly took her hand: "I was wrong, I was wrong!" Goddess Meng, you listen to me, and when I finish speaking, will you scold me again? ”

Meng Xinyi plugged her ears with her hands. Shaking his head in his mouth, he said: "I don't listen, I don't listen, I don't listen!" ”

"Okay, if you don't listen to me, I won't say anything, but you better come with me to my house, there really won't be a problem, if you want any compensation. You say, I can do what I can! ”

"No, I'll go home when I get off the plane, so I won't go to your liar's den."

Tianming wanted to slap himself twice at this time. Why did I confess so early? When she got home with me, she said no, why did she say it early on the plane?

Seeing that Meng Xinyi next to him looked like he didn't want to take care of himself anymore, he had to start thinking of a way.

"Goddess Meng, let me perform a magic trick for you." After a while, the hippie smiling face of the day said.

"Don't look!"

Tianming got up from his plane seat, stood in the middle of the corridor, and said to everyone in the cabin seriously: "Gentlemen, ladies and gentlemen, please allow me to introduce myself, my name is Jack, and I am from the realm of magic. You may see that I may be very ordinary and ordinary, but in private, I am a great magician, and my magic skills can be described as invincible in the world, the best in the world! The whole world can be compared to me, but there are only five fingers......"

"Shh There was a sigh in the audience, as if expressing dissatisfaction with Tianming's braggart.

"I'm not bragging, but I have real evidence, no, you see, this is my 'No. 1 Magician Certificate', 'Magic Master Certificate', 'Bragging Won't Blow the Dead Certificate'...... Everything is genuine and awarded by a formal body. ”

After Tianming took out a dozen documents out of thin air from his clothes, the audience present began to feel a little interesting, and watched this person's performance with great interest.

After stuffing the certificate into his coat, Tianming said again: "Everyone has seen the magic of making the coin disappear out of thin air, but the magic of making the coin appear out of thin air is rare, everyone looks at my hand, and soon a lot of coins will come out." ”

In the eyes of everyone, there was really a stack of coins from his hand, slowly stacked higher and higher, over 3o piles were very high, he used his left hand to cover the coin, two hands rubbed dozens of coins back and forth, after a while, a large coin larger than a hand cake appeared, so that the people present exclaimed.

Then take out a pile of cards, shuffle it randomly, pull out all kinds of combinations, scatter the cards into the air, not yet fall to the ground, and let the cards in a certain pattern, back to their two hands, everyone fixed their eyes, four aces on the left hand, four rows of straight flush on the right hand.

The crowd crackled and applauded.

"This next magic trick is a bit dangerous, and those who want to learn magic should not try it lightly."

After speaking, Tianming pulled out a wooden sword from his sleeve, but because the hilt of the sword was relatively large, it was stuck in the sleeve and could not be pulled out. It was very funny, so in the laughter of everyone, he twisted the two buttons of the cuffs, and then pulled out the wooden sword.

After letting several passengers check the authenticity of the wooden sword, Tianming opened his mouth wide and stuffed the wooden sword into his mouth, exaggerating Cheng dù was no less than Zhou Xingxing's performance in "Jiupin Sesame Official".

After the wooden sword was stuffed into his stomach, he burped, and the man felt that there was something in his mouth, chewed hard, and then blew hard, blowing out a bubble gum......

"It's wonderful! I didn't expect to see this kind of show on a plane. ”

"This magician is so interesting."

"It's wonderful. More wonderful than the magic show he saw in the circus, how did he do it? ”

"It's really a master magician."

"Do you need a drink?" A flight attendant came over with a dining cart, and there were a lot of drinks in the dining cart, and when she saw Tianming blocking the middle of the road, she said softly and gently: "This gentleman, can you please give way?" ”

Tianming smiled and said, "I'll help you with a drink." Feed! If you need a drink, one of your magicians will bring it to you. Raise your hand if you want to! ”

A passenger sitting 1o meters away raised his hand and said, "I want a cup of coffee." ”

"Okay, it's secure!" Tianming put his palm on top of a cup of coffee and turned it twice, and a miracle was born, only to see a cup of coffee as if it was pulled up by an invisible rope, floating in the air, and slowly flying towards the passenger. Until the coffee stopped in front of that passenger. Under Tianming's reminder, he held the cup of coffee floating in the air in a daze, and looked at the hot air coming out of it, as if he was in a dream.

"Who else?"

"I want, I want!" The people below raised their hands, and in order to meet the requirements of these customers, Tianming did not ask them what kind of drink they needed. Seeing that there were too many people raising their hands, in order to speed up, they could send out five drinks at the same time at most.

Handing the last cup of coffee to Meng Xinyi, Tianming smiled and said, "This beautiful lady, this is your coffee, please use it slowly." ”

Meng Xinyi was stunned, but still took the coffee. Say thank you.

"Okay, everyone's got their drinks, I won't take the glass, please put it back in the beautiful stewardess's dining car. That's the end of my magic trick, thank you all for your cheers! ”

Including several flight attendants standing at the door of the cabin, all the passengers who enjoyed Tianming's wonderful magic show applauded. A few passengers were still shouting, "One more." One more! ”

"Magician friend, your performance is so wonderful, this is your reward!" An international friend felt very wonderful after seeing Tianming's performance. took out a wad of green rice gold from his wallet, and wanted it as a tip for Tianming to relieve his boredom.

"That's right! I forgot to give money, come on, magician handsome guy, tip you. Several young female passengers also opened their bags one after another and took out 100 yuan bills from them.

Tianming had to stand up and explain: "I think everyone may have misunderstood, as a top magician, how can you face the problem of lack of money, I am only doing this for one person, if you don't believe it, please see." "Whoa! Tianming stretched out his hands, and suddenly hundreds of brand-new hundred-yuan bills flew out of his sleeves, and in the midst of a burst of screams, the entire cabin became a world of banknotes.

took out a rose folded with money from his sleeve, handed it to Meng Xinyi in front of Tianming, and said softly: "I'm sorry, can you forgive me?" ”

After Meng Xinyi saw this bouquet of flowers, she saw that many people were staring at her, and her face was flushed, so she quickly accepted it embarrassed.

Bang! A female passenger covered her chest and made a grief-stricken expression, and the female companion next to her quickly asked with concern: "Nana, what's wrong with you?" ”

"Leave me alone, my heart is broken."

Hearing what she said, the female companion also held her heart with her hand and said with difficulty: "When you say it, my heart seems to be broken." ”

After getting off the plane, more than a dozen girls immediately ran over to ask for Tianming's contact information, Tianming didn't give it, so they forcibly stuffed a few notes into Tianming's pocket, including several beautiful shy stewardesses, it can be seen that Tianming's performance just now has deeply moved them.

Next to her, Meng Xinyi, who ignored the jealousy of the crowd, did not have the slightest consciousness of being the "heroine", but happily watched Tianming clumsily handle a pocket of notes.

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