Chapter 20: The Cruel Reality
Dong Guixu and Li Wujie glanced at the sumptuous lunch and swallowed their saliva. Turning his head and glaring at the four middle-aged men with the rank of colonel, he raised his hand very tacitly.
The corners of Dong Guixu's mouth raised a smile, and he said triumphantly: "You are left-handed, and you like to use scissor hands for photography, so the probability of you coming out of scissors is as high as 50%. And you like to slap people, so the probability of going out is as high as 40%. ”
Beads of sweat appeared on the tip of Li Wujie's nose, and the corners of his mouth twitched.
"Rock-paper-scissors." Li Wujie came out with scissors, and Dong Guixu came out with stones.
Dong Guixu shook his fist triumphantly and said, "Ha Luha, this is called IQ suppression, do you understand!! After you listen to my analysis, your mind starts to waver. In the end, you resolutely took out the scissors, and wanted to surprise me to attack its unpreparedness, but unfortunately you miscalculated. ”
"Next time, I will calculate the master, and the master will open your skull." Li Wujie made a stinky face and said through gritted teeth.
Dong Guixu was not afraid of Li Wujie's threat, and walked towards the table with square steps whistling.
"You two stinky boys, give me moderation." A colonel, who looked like a hot-tempered colonel, roared angrily.
Li Wujie looked at him bitterly and hatefully, lit a cigarette, took a hard puff, and said angrily: "You are one by one, or you are coming together." I think it's better to go together, and I'll go to dinner after I finish settling with you. ”
"Boy, you're so rampant." The four majors were furious, pointing at Li Wujie's trembling qi, and the golden true qi also erupted.
Li Wujie scratched his face and said suspiciously: "Mahayana realm, is it very good?" ”
One of the colonels, armed with a long axe, said solemnly: "Boy, you are still very young, don't joke with your life!" You have to know the Dao, how many cultivators die in the tribulation every year? The Mahayana realm is the watershed between the cultivator and the mighty! Do you still want to pick the four of us alone? ”
"Thank you for the reminder." For the kindness of others, Li Wujie will always be grateful.
"Boy, you're not that unreasonable. My name is Xu Huang, so I'll fight you first. Xu Huang, who was holding a long axe, took a few steps forward and said.
Li Wujie nodded and said, "Then let's start." ”
"Aren't you still angry? If you don't adjust your body to the best combat condition, you will lose badly. Xu Huang kindly reminded.
Li Wujie scratched his head and said with some embarrassment: "My true qi is used for fighting, not for showing off my might. My true qi has always been in a state of explode. ”
"Don't be ashamed. You mean, you have the qualifications of a king? "The qualifications of the king are not said with their mouths, they are accumulated with bloody battles.
Xu Huang, who has been wandering in the battlefield of the chaotic galaxy all the year round, does not dare to hold it up, saying that he has the qualification of a king. Today's young people have too much breath!!
Xu Huang pursed his lips contemptuously, and the good impression he had just mentioned to Li Wujie disappeared in an instant.
"If you beat it, you will know the way." Li Wujie looked at Xu Huang's contemptuous eyes and attitude, and didn't want to justify anything, the best way to explain was to defeat the other party.
"Good!" Xu Huang ran his true anger to the big axe, and the big axe revealed its original fierce appearance. emitting a shimmering cold light, you can see at a glance that the Tao is not ordinary. The axe has a blade on one side, about eight inches wide, and a thick, narrow tail with sharp corners that protrude and curve downward. The handle is more than a foot long. It is definitely the best choice to conquer the city and pull out the camp to destroy the village.
"Inch!" Xu Huang shook his body, and the whole person instantly came to Li Wujie's face. The big axe was rounded, and it directly split Li Wujie's body. Watching his axe slash across Li Wujie's body, Xu Huang felt a little sad in his heart. How can a kid who can't even dodge his own attacks dare to joke with his own life?
"Hey, I'm not dead yet, don't look like you're condoling."
Xu Huang was stunned for a moment, looked at the flames that burst out of Li Wujie's wound, and shouted in surprise: "The flames are aliens." ”
"Bingo, that's right. But there are no rewards, only punishments. Li Wujie erupted a flame more than five meters high all over his body, instantly enveloping Xu Huang in front of him. Flame Burst. Birds. ”
The scorching flames, and the sound of explosions came from inside. Xu Huang's whole body was blown out, and his whole body exuded the smell of being roasted.
"How does it feel?" A colonel came to Xu Huang's side, observed his injuries, and asked a little incomprehensibly.
Xu Huang sat up, touched his burned hair, and said with a wry smile: "I can't die, but I'm a little embarrassed." ”
Listening to Xu Huang's answer, everyone breathed a sigh of relief. When he reached Xu Huang's realm, his body was already extremely strong, and ordinary attacks could not be fatal at all.
"Let's go together! The soldiers who died were also charred, and they were right. A fatter colonel, armed with a spiked meteor hammer, stared at Li Wujie and said.
The other two colonels nodded, and at the same time drew their weapons, one with a double-strand sword and one with a flying tiger fork.
"Let's come along." Looking at the three colonels who were eyeing the tiger and took out their weapons. The flames on Li Wujie's body burst, and countless sparks flew out.
The three colonels wielded their weapons against the burning flames.
A larger spark flew above the head of the colonel holding the meteor hammer, and Li Wujie poked out of the spark like a fire demon. "Flame Fist!" A giant dragon pushed the fat colonel and smashed it into the woods behind him.
After his entire body came out of the sparks, Li Wujie reached out and pulled out the iron sword in the weapon box, blocking the double-strand sword stabbing from behind.
Looking at the colorful light flashing on the double-strand sword, Li Wujie chuckled and said, "I'll just say, the colonel of the dignified Divine Realm Conference, how can he not have Yuan Li." ”
Yuan Li is nature, and it is the foundation of all cultivators. Mobilize Yuan Force and attach it to weapons and True Qi, and you can attack the Alien's fluid body.
"Boy, let's get caught!" The fat colonel, who had been knocked out of the air, ran back, looked at Li Wujie, who was fighting with his two colleagues, and shouted with an angry face, joining the battle again.
Li Wujie flicked the meteor hammer with a sword, and said easily: "It doesn't matter, there is not much more of you." ”
The fat colonel, who thought that if he joined the battle, he would be able to make this kid be captured, was a little dumbfounded. The soldiers of the Divine Realm Council who were watching the battle were even more dumbfounded.
What does it mean to fight against two colonels or up or down, and to fight against three colonels or up or down? It shows that the other party didn't take it seriously at all.
Simon, who had just recovered from the situation, sighed as he watched the battle situation, and said to the major beside him: "Di Qing, I'm sorry, I was too impulsive today. ”
Di Qing patted Simon on the shoulder and said helplessly: "I understand your character, if you are not so impulsive, I will be strange." What strikes me a little is that this kid's cultivation is a bit of a high pervert. And I observed the attitude of his companions, and the boys didn't pay attention to the situation at all, and were wholeheartedly fighting with lunch. Their indifferent attitude only illustrates one thing. That's because they think we can't win. ”
In addition to the defeat of the first encirclement and suppression of Shenxia'er, Simon felt so frustrated for the first time.
Just when Simon and Di Qing fell into a strange mood, the five guys sitting at the table finally took a kind look at the battle situation.
"It was a lot of fun." Fu Jinglun took a sip of monkey wine and said in a strange tone.
Dong Guixu picked up a piece of fish and put it in his mouth, and said with a wicked smile: "Don't call him, let him play enough, let's eat everything, and see if he can play in the future." ”
The corners of Zhao Muye's mouth twitched, and he said angrily: "You are too bad, there is nothing to eat, he won't look for you, what about me?" ”
Tang Xuancian held a chicken leg in his mouth, and shouted angrily: "Stop playing, come back quickly, your mother told you to go home for dinner!" ”
"Your uncle." Li Wujie scolded and handed over the iron sword in his right hand to his left hand, and suddenly the three colonels felt a lot of pressure.
After a few misalignments, Li Wujie jumped back and broke away from the battle.
"Are you still fighting?"
The three colonels looked at the military uniforms that had been cut open on their chests, and their faces turned blue and white.
Looking at the three colonels who had no intention of fighting, Li Wujie turned around and walked towards the dining table.
Ten minutes later, Sherman, Hathaway, Yan Chunqiu, and a female colonel wearing gold-rimmed glasses and a Tang knife around her waist rushed over. Looking at the officers and soldiers sitting at the edge of the woods, their heads down, they were all very surprised.
"Nash, what's wrong with you?" Sherman looked at Li Wujie and the others, who were still eating not far away, and asked the colonel with the double-strand sword.
Nash scratched his head and said apologetically, "Brigadier General, we lost. ”
"Lost? It's just a few hairy boys, you colonels are going through the back door, right? As soon as he saw Li Wujie's face, Yan Chunqiu became furious. Listening to Nash's frustrated words, he didn't care about his identity, and sarcastically said angrily.
But as soon as the words came out, Yan Chunqiu felt that the atmosphere around him was not right, and everyone looked at him with an angry look.
Nash looked at Yan Chunqiu, who was like a pig's head, and said coldly: "I don't think I'm their opponent, if you think you can defeat them, you can try." ”
Yan Chunqiu also knew that Lu Dao had just said the wrong thing, and smiled awkwardly. Then it was logical to put this bad debt on Li Wujie's head.
"Can anyone tell me what's going on?" Sherman asked with a smile.