23. Winding alleys! Cerberus is coming!
The alley was deep and long, and it was not straight, and the sound of rustling, footsteps, and coughing echoing in the dimly lit deep alley from time to time in the humble rooms on the left and right sides made the nerves of first-time strangers tense up.
"It's too long... We're not going to 'cross', are we? Hu Che, who was caught in the middle, subconsciously stretched out his hand and grabbed Long Wen's belt.
Long Wen glanced back at him: "Do you really think it's the plot of Harry Potter, we have traveled to the wizarding world in an instant?" Hu Che: "Then can you give me a broom now?" ”
Long Wen sighed: "Hey! In the Li family's mansion, why are you still so cowardly when you sleep with ghosts every day? Hu Che pouted in defense: "This is different, at that time there were people who could deal with supernatural events around, who can we rely on now?" I? I'm a standard materialist scientist, you? You can only fight flesh and blood people with an AK, he? "Tiger
Toru pointed back at Dick. Dick: "What's wrong with me?" Hu Che: "He can only use football against unarmed foreign tourists." ”
Dick: "Hey, how do you feel like I'm bullying you." Hu Che shook his head as he walked forward: "Whoever makes the first move is the defendant, I don't understand." ”
Just as he triumphantly made his assertion, a small closed window beside him was suddenly pushed open, revealing a withered and white face like a skeleton.
Hu Che suddenly gasped in fright, and the "skeleton" suddenly grinned at him at this time, and Bai Sensen's teeth were a shocking blood-red color.
"Ah!!h Tiger Che yelled like a ghost, and Dick jumped up and shouted "Ahhhhh At this time, Hu Che's hand pulling Long Wen's belt was forced, and he actually pulled the belt down
"I'll go!" At the moment when he was about to 'go out', Long Wen quickly tightened his pants with both hands. Hu Che only cared about yelling, holding the belt in his hand, and squeezed past Long Wen.
And Dick, who didn't know what was going on in the road, also echoed Hu Che, and the two of them howled all the way and disappeared around the corner of the alley.
The alley was very narrow, and Hu Che and Dick squeezed over Long Wen's shoulders, and Long Wen, who was left alone in the same place at this time, jumped to his feet with a painful expression on his pants.
Because Hu Che was in a hurry just now, he didn't notice that his feet stepped on the top of Long Wen's sandals, and what was worse was that there was Dick, a kid in the back, and he made up for it sturdily.
"I...hiss....it hurts....stinky boy... Hiss....It hurts....""Suck~~ Young man, you're fine, right?" Hearing this, Long Wen raised his head, only to see the 'skeleton' in the small window poking out its head.
"Huh? With skin and flesh, it turned out to be just a thin old man. Long Wen looked at him and said in his heart. Suck~~" I saw a thin old man poking his head out, holding a fork in his right hand, holding a plate of pasta covered with tomato sauce in his left hand, and sucking it into his mouth.
"It's okay, is it?" The thin old man asked again, "It's okay, it's okay." The thin old man grinned again, revealing his teeth stained with bright red ketchup. Long Wen was carrying his pants at this time, and the expression on his face didn't know whether he was crying or laughing.
And just when the surroundings had just calmed down, Tiger Che and Dick screamed loudly from a corner, "Damn! I'm going to be a 'full-time dad'! As he spoke, he grabbed his pants and ran in the direction of the sound.
The road curved up and down and was particularly difficult to walk, and when he suddenly turned the first few corners of the road, he heard the shouts of two boys
"Tiger Che! Dick! Where are you? Long Wen was a little anxious in his heart, "Long Wen! Help! At this time, Long Wen recognized that the voice was coming from the second wooden house at the end, and he strode to the wooden house and kicked open the wooden door.
The door was pitch black, and even the walls couldn't be seen clearly, "Tiger Che!" Dick! Are you in there? "Ah~Longwen~" He heard Hu Che's moan
"You...."Long Wen suddenly stopped his voice, because in the darkness he heard heavy breathing. That's right! It's the sound of a big guy's heavy breathing. "Whew!!"
The roar that shook his eardrums was accompanied by a strong wind that rushed towards Long Wen. Long Wen jumped backwards as he spoke, and in the darkness he saw a "sharp blade" that shone with a cold light.
He landed safely, and his pants eventually slipped down just as he was keeping an eye on his opponent, revealing the Minion boxers. "Oh! No!”
Long Wen hurriedly pulled up his pants at this time, "I'll go!" If the opponent is a woman, this time it will be a shame. And the enemy also seemed to see Long Wen's momentary distraction. Suddenly, he roared again and rushed over.
Long Wen: "Ha! Great God! Show your face! As he spoke, he took out a lighter from his pocket and shook his hand to draw a dazzling 'line of fire' in the darkness: "Damn! Is this really me? ”
The flames revealed the appearance of the enemy. Only by knowing oneself and knowing one's opponent can one not be defeated in a hundred battles, but in the face of the enemy who confronts him, Long Wen really can't say that he has any chance of winning. Because the enemy in front of you is a creature that does not exist in this worldly realm.
The lion-sized Cerberus, the Hellwatch Dog, has three heads with dagger-like fangs and six blood-red eyes that glow with bloodthirsty cold light. The pitch-black coat twisted like a soul, and it took a closer look to identify the black snake hidden within.
Under the giant claws embedded with four 'long knives', he pressed Huche and Dick, who were struggling in agony. "Long Wen! Hurry up and figure it out! "Cerberus" spat out a scarlet tongue with a black, viscous liquid dripping from the tip of the tongue.
Long Wen held his pants in one hand and a lighter in the other, staring intently at the huge monster in front of him, and then turned his eyes to Hu Che, "Hey!" Where's my belt, stinky boy? Hu Che was stunned for a moment, and then shouted to the ground: "Long Wen! Are you in the water in your brain? ”
Long Wen spread out his hands indifferently at this time: "No way." His hand reached into his pocket, and the moment he took out Marlboro, his pants slid completely to the top of his feet.
Long Wen approached the lighter flame with a cigarette in his mouth, wisps of white smoke covered his face, and Dick looked at Long Wen who was smoking unhurriedly: "Uncle! Why are you still in the mood to smoke? ”
Hu Che: "Long Wen! You always have to split up your time when you smoke! Place! 'Natural segment'! (To be continued......)