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The leather donkey was afraid of Li Eryu and Aihua's three million yuan, so no matter what he did, the first thing that came to mind was to try to avoid Li Er, a difficult guy.

On this day, the donkey had nothing to do, because ah, since Wufeng had the six million in his hands, his heart no longer worked the business of the chicken shop. Six million, you have to pack several sacks of money, you can't eat it all by eating, the leather donkey has grown from small to large, where have you seen so much money? It's just handsome. Day and night, when he wakes up in his dreams, let's put it this way, all the time, in front of his eyes, is money! The chicken shop came to buy chickens, and he changed his past flattering habits to a look of ignoring it, and he didn't like to buy it! Those who bargain and gossip, all get out of here! Lao Tzu is now a millionaire, whether you pee or not, you so-called God, it depends on Lao Tzu's current mood, your grandfather Pi, if you are in a good mood, take care of you, your grandpa Pi is in a bad mood, you go to the ball and get out, what customers used to say were God, but now it has changed, Lao Tzu is rich, Lao Tzu has now become the God of your grandsons!

Those customers who came to buy chickens, looking at the big appearance of the leather donkey, did not say anything about the price, and the attitude was not sincere, so they shouted: "They all spend money to eat chicken, the roast chicken in your skin chicken shop is eaten, and the stewed chicken of Wang Youxin's wife Xiaoyu in the market is also eaten, we are stupid, why do we have to take care of the business of your skin chicken shop?" If you have money in your hand, are you still worried about spending it? Walk! Go find Xiaoyu to eat stewed chicken! ”

The donkey raised his hand and shouted, "Get out!" Go eat your mother's stewed chicken, your grandfather is not rare for your few broken change! In the future, I will not bother you Pi family grandfather and me! ”

The guest left angrily, the leather donkey was not angry, hummed a little tune in his mouth, and called Pang: "Huge Wangba, come and drink tea." Lao Tzu personally went to buy good tea. A girl from the south, carrying a burden and selling along the street. Three hundred yuan a pound of new tea, come and try it, don't look at you as a bullshit chef in a seafood restaurant. Where is such a good tea in a seafood restaurant? That is, your grandfather Pi took pity on you and let you drink some good tea, so Li Er's arms around your sister every night and night never let you taste my expensive tea? Have pity on you. Come and enjoy. Dip some light on Lao Tzu! ”

Wake up early in the morning, there is nothing to do, go to work in the seafood restaurant, it's still early, and if he goes, he has to work, if he doesn't go, those bad things are called Widow Sun and Xiaohong to do it, so he tries not to go to work early, and drags it back for a second. Listen to the donkey and tell him to go and have a good cup of tea. Immediately overjoyed, unequivocal, Ta pulled his slippers, and came to the chicken shop in a fart. The chicken shop and the kidnapping clinic of the huge family are diagonally opposite the door, and there is a Baoshan Road in the middle. Even the road surface and green belt are only twenty or thirty meters, and the leather donkey has just boiled the electric kettle with water, and it is huge.

Huge carefully inspected the good tea that the donkey had blown for a long time, and it turned out to be a very ordinary green tea. It's not the green tea of Jiangbei, it's the tea of the south, and the bags of green tea from the north are counterfeits. It's an impostor. It's not Ming Qian tea either. In fact, the girl who sold tea saw that the leather donkey was a dirt bun, and in a few words, she found out that the leather donkey didn't understand tea at all, so she deceived him and used it as shoddy. Deceived the donkey and turned it upside down.

Huge said: "Blind donkey, is it good tea?" On the abduction set, this kind of goods is not even eighty yuan. ”

The donkey does not admit that he has been fooled, and the duck has a hard mouth when cooked. grinned and scolded: "Okay, you huge king, Lao Tzu kindly invited you to drink tea and look at your problems!" If you think this or that, you dare to think that your grandfather's tea is not good? Aren't you? If you want to drink tea, sit down honestly for me, and if you don't want to drink tea, hurry up and get out of here! Anger Lao Tzu for no reason! ”

Huge nodded again and again, folded his hands, said good things, sat opposite the donkey, and the two of them began to drink one cup at a time.

Before I finished drinking the tea three times, I heard footsteps at the door, and when I looked up, there was a foreigner standing outside the door. Just looking at the clothes on his body, it is not ordinary. Even the well-informed people, who have traveled from south to north, engaged in automobile transportation, and traveled to many places, cannot identify which region it is.

The donkey got drunk a few days ago, sold chickens at night, and received fifty yuan of fake money in a daze. I couldn't spend it for a few days. There's a fire in my heart. It just so happened that he saw that Shengfan was holding a hundred-dollar bill in his hand, and it was still new. And he began to think about it. If he was stupid enough to buy chickens, I'd 、、、、、、 this fake money wasn't made by my donkey anyway, and someone else cheated on me." landed on you, and it should be so fateful not to complain about the sky, and you deserve to be unlucky!

Under the strong recommendation of the huge, that Shengfan bought a chicken on the leather donkey, maybe he was hungry, and the Shengfan didn't look at the change that the leather donkey gave him, and hurriedly held it in his hand, and gnawed the chicken in a panic. The donkey handed him a cup of tea, and he was unceremonious, taking it and drinking it all. He was still muttering foreign words in his mouth, and he drew a big heart shape, which meant that he was appreciating the donkey for giving him water to drink. When he was full, he carefully examined the change in his hand, and when he picked up the fake money of fifty yuan, a dissatisfied expression appeared on his face.

Huge muttered in his heart: Dare to be affectionate and admit that the money is real or fake. He winked at the donkey, stretched out his hand to make a twisting motion, shook his head, and motioned to the donkey not to admit that it was fake money.

The leather donkey knows the meaning of the huge, and deliberately drinks tea and smokes on his toes, ignoring the appearance of Shengfan's blushing face and thick neck. In fact, although Shengfan was arguing urgently, because of the language barrier, he didn't know what he said because of the language barrier and the leather donkey.

Huge said to the donkey: "What is this stupid thing talking about, bullshit, I don't understand a word." ”

The leather donkey spread his hands and said with a sneer: "Whatever, let him talk nonsense here, let's play our chess." ”

In order to show off the muscles on his body, he ripped off his clothes and wore only a big pants. The donkey, too, learned to be huge, and deliberately took off his clothes, in order to deter the chattering fellow, so that he might get out of here quickly, so that he would not be beaten.

After being angry and angry, he tore up the fifty yuan fake money in his hand. Throw it on a donkey! Just as the leather donkey was working, the guy suddenly took out a small human skull from his arms, and hit the leather donkey's belly fiercely. Then, in a hurry, he fled. Before leaving, he smashed the leftover chicken bones on the huge body!

When the donkey reacted and chased out of the door of the chicken shop. That life has already fled without a trace. He scolded: "****'s shengfan, tell Lao Tzu to catch you, peel and cramp, unload eight pieces, and throw it out to feed Wang Ba!" ”

Huge pulled the puffing leather donkey, and said with a smile: "Whatever, he tore up the fifty yuan, that wasn't your money, he tore his own money!" Let's continue to play our chess! What's the name of him, you donkey has nothing to lose! ”

The leather donkey thinks about it too. You tear up your money, mind my bird! Just sit down and continue to play chess with the giant. The effort is not big, the leather donkey felt that the belly that was just called Shengfan was a little itchy, so he scratched a few times, who knows, the more he scratched, the more itchy it became, and the huge came over to take a look, it was broken, and the leather donkey scratched a large piece of the belly. Then. Da Da suddenly remembered that his godfather Gou Youdao, what he said in the small private room of the seafood building that day, wasn't what Shengfan was holding in his hand just now a dead child's skull? Combined with the dark spots on the belly of the donkey. It can almost be concluded that the leather donkey is called that Shengfan, and it must have been poisoned by the so-called Gu poison that cannot be cured! Thinking of this, the huge chess can't take care of it, so he pulls the donkey and comes to find Gou Youdao, but he hasn't entered the door yet. He shouted: "Godfather, come out quickly, the leather donkey is called Shengfan Gu poison, help your life!" ”

Gou Youdao ran out, pulled the donkey and sat on the chair in the hall, checked it carefully, and instructed: "Don't see the water, hurry up and find a shoelace and tie the poison!" You can't let the poisonous gas wander around your body, wow, the poisonous gas is in your heart, even if Hua Tuo is reincarnated, it can't save the life of the leather donkey. ”

Although the leather donkey was thin and small, a shoelace was not enough, and the widow Sun couldn't take care of the taboo, so she hurriedly untied her red belt, and together with the big man, hurriedly strangled the leather donkey on her stomach.

Xiaohong came back, saw the red belt that the donkey had just put on, shook her hand anxiously, and said: "No, no, no, strangle that poisonous gas above the waist, it's not a place, think about it, what is above the waist?" Above the waist is the heart, liver and lungs, and the kidney, just the pig kidneys that we often use to stir-fry kidney flowers, these things are the most important organs in the human body, you strangled the poisonous gas on these things, then it will be repaid! The effort is not big, the poisonous gas attacks the heart, and the donkey is dying, hurry up and untie the belt! ”

The group heard that Xiaohong's fart was reasonable, so they quickly untied the belt for the donkey and tied it to the ankle.

"What to do? Godfather, can you get an idea quickly? "Huge urging Gou Youdao.

"Ask Liu Xueyin to take a look!" Gou Youdao made a decision.

Liu Xueyin came, with a stethoscope around his neck and a medicine box in his hand. After listening to the donkey for a long time, he gently pressed the black mark on the donkey's stomach with his hand, frowned and said: "The poisonous gas must have penetrated into it, I have long heard people say that this disease is not easy to treat, and advanced instruments cannot detect anything unusual, that is, it is rotten in the stomach!" I said donkey, how did you provoke that shengfan? ”

As soon as the leather donkey heard Liu Xueyin say that it was not cured, he immediately howled and cried, and the more he cried, the more he felt the pain in his stomach.

Just when everyone was helpless, Aihua came, he came to ask the donkey for money. After listening to everyone's discussions, and seeing the miserable situation of the leather donkey, he said with some embarrassment on his face: "Leather donkey, I'll press it for you!" ”

As everyone knows, the reason why Aihua said this is nothing more than to comfort and comfort the broken heart of the leather donkey.

Aihua used the second thumb of his left hand to press the black place for the leather donkey, and without much effort, the leather donkey felt cold and swishing, and the pain was significantly reduced. His mouth was gone, the howls in his mouth were gone, and the usual tranquility in the seafood restaurant was restored.

Aihua pressed the second thumb of his left hand, and when he was tired, he used the second thumb of his right hand to continue to press the belly of the leather donkey, but it didn't take long for the leather donkey to howl in pain. Eva simply stood up and stepped aside.

Liu Xueyin said: "Get painkiller injections!" ”

Gou Youdao said: "The pain has stopped, how rotten should the stomach be or how rotten, or Aihua will work hard, press it." ”

Aihua said with some embarrassment: "Master, I should listen to your orders, but I am here to ask for money, the donkey owes me money, and I want to repay the loan to the bank." I don't really have time to spend here. If the donkey doesn't pay back, I'm going to ask people to borrow money to plug the gap. ”

The donkey was embarrassed in pain and continued to howl.

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