Chapter 946: Cheng Ma: Bloody Battle to the End
Back in the villa, before anyone else could ask, he couldn't wait to speak: "Did you just hear that?" I used "The Most Dazzling National Style" to drive away those mischievous civets, and it seems that the power of these songs is still quite great. ”
"It's such a big battle, as long as your ears are not deaf, you can hear it. It scared me a lot, and I thought that someone in such a remote place was going to dance a square dance, so go wash your hands and eat, the food is going to be cold. ”
Liu Ping kept urging Wang Hao and the two fathers and sons, and a good dinner was interrupted one after another, but it couldn't go on like this.
Wang Hao was really hungry, he rubbed the foam on his hands with hand sanitizer, and then put a little of the foam on the top of the head of the little black mastiff on the side, and then began to laugh at the soup dumplings, that coward, was actually frightened by a civet cat.
Australia's animal protection efforts should be the strongest and most complete in the world, even if civet cats disturb people, damage the power grid, destroy the surrounding street trees, or even drown in reservoirs to pollute water and spread viruses, but they cannot be killed casually.
Many people even wonder if Australia's laws are made by these marsupials, and almost all of them are biased towards animals.
In fact, Australians also understand how precious the animals on this ancient continent are, even as annoying as possum (civet), and also the biggest treasure in the entire Ao Village. Human beings are just guests, and they can't be anti-guest-oriented.
Don't look at the Australian government's protection of civets, but in neighboring New Zealand, civets have become an invasive species that everyone can condemn.
Originally, there were no civet cats in New Zealand. But after someone accidentally introduced them, there are now more than 70 million animals, with an average of 20 per New Zealander.
They gnaw tree cavities and gnaw plants. It also spreads bovine tuberculosis, and most importantly these civets actually eat the eggs of kiwis.
Kiwi is the national bird of New Zealand and a symbol, you know, New Zealanders call themselves Kiwi, so the civet cat is considered to be a public outrage.
As a result, New Zealanders make these civets into furs, dishes and even dog food. And you deserve it.
If you have a feud with a civet cat in Melbourne or Sydney, you can take a plane to New Zealand next door to buy a mink coat to relieve your hatred.
But there is a little joke in Australia: I bought a mink coat in New Zealand. Don't spread the word in Melbourne, a live civet will kill you.
After dinner, Liu Ping went to the kitchen to clean up the dishes, she felt that the dishwasher couldn't be cleaned at all. It's better to do it yourself. Finally, just take it to disinfect.
The family sat in front of the TV lively, but there were relatively few Chinese TV channels that could be received here, and Liu Ping and Wang Liol couldn't read English TV, so the four of them thought about it and simply started to pull the machine apart in the chess and card room on the side.
"Will you be numb? The rules of the fixed shortage and the bloody battle are very simple, and there is no need for any southeast, northwest, and northwest, just 1-9 points, and there are three colors of the strip. You can't have three suits when you win. In the end, the bloody war is to wait until the three are winning the cards to end, of course, the cards are finished. ”
Wang Hao whispered to his daughter-in-law to introduce the general rules. He knew that his parents were addicted to mahjong, so now he tried to play a few laps with his family in the ranch.
Liu Ping put on the electricity of the machine numb, then sat down in a random position, and at the same time quickly beckoned and said: "Xiaojing, you can't learn just by saying this, let's teach while fighting." By the way, let Bertheldt come over and learn from it, and if any of you have something to do in the future, you can let Bertheldt take over. ”
"Your mahjong addiction is too great, even foreigners don't let it go." Wang Liol silently pushed the cards to the middle of the mahjong table, and his hands were a little itchy.
For the people of Sichuan and Chongqing, mahjong is an essential part of their lives, just like a hot pot.
It's okay if you're in Sydney, because there are a lot of Chinese in Sydney or Melbourne, and it's not difficult to play mahjong in some places where Chinese gather. But now there are two or three big cats and kittens in the Golden Ranch, and if you want to get together a table of mahjong, you have to mobilize the whole family.
Su Jing found a cushion and put it on the chair, she said with a smile: "Mom, when I went home last year, I learned to become a hemp, but I played a little badly, don't fool me." ”
"That's not going to work, you don't recognize anyone at the table." Liu Ping's tone was very firm, and there was quite a sense of righteousness in it, but she winked at Su Jing, with an expression that God knows you know and I know.
At this time, Wang Hao went out and called Bernard and Su Jing's personal bodyguard Leah, "Do you know how to play mahjong?" ”
Leah and Bertall nodded, then stretched out their thumbs and index fingers and made a little gesture, "I can play international mahjong, but I can't count." ”
"My former employer used to play mahjong, and I stood behind him and learned a little bit, but I don't know if I forgot it."
"Okay, you move a chair and sit behind me, and I'll teach you while I fight."
Wang Hao's current mood is to find two substitutes for the dead ghosts, and after teaching the two of them as soon as possible, he can do the rest of the things himself.
Although Liu Ping couldn't understand what Wang Hao and Bertheldt were saying, she beckoned very enthusiastically and said succinctly: "Sit, sit, let I-teach-you." ”
"You know what, do you know what 5 cylinders say? Huh, bump, rain, can you express it? Let Wang Hao teach them, and your card friends will not be less. Wang Liol hurt his wife with his fluent Shancheng dialect, and he was not merciless at all.
Seeing this, Su Jing hurriedly started a round: "Come on, come on, let's talk about it first, I've just seen it before, and now we will study together." ”
Leah sat behind Su Jing, Bertolde next to Wang Hao, and the two foreigners stared intently at the cards while listening to Wang Hao's explanation.
"The mahjong we are playing now is not international mahjong, but Chengdu-Du mahjong, and the rules are simpler. First, you have to choose a suit and then finish it. Secondly, when someone else wins, you have to keep playing, with a lot less variation and more fun. ”
The four of them quickly touched the cards, and Wang Hao had many more pairs in his hand in a blink of an eye, and he continued to explain: "If you have such a card in your hand, there are two choices. One is to make a big pair, constantly touching or bar, the other is to do seven pairs, holding 6 pairs and a separate hand, whether it is touched by themselves or others played, you can win and leave. ”
The teaching here is going smoothly, and Liu Ping is also full of energy and starts to draw cards.
"I'm sorry, but I'm all touching the three families. You go on, I'll pour a glass of water. ”
Liu Ping put the five in front of her, and then hummed a little song and walked to the living room to get her cup, looking very proud. (To be continued.) )
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