Chapter 300: Tiannan Shoushan
Because of this, Jiang Younan immediately ordered Tu Feiyuan to gather the stray cats and dogs in the vicinity, Jiang Younan believed that Tu Feiyuan's IQ would definitely be able to accomplish it, and then Jiang Younan began to contact the wholesale market, so that the wholesale market directly provided him with a batch of meat sources.
Because Jiang Younan has a lot of purchases, and he doesn't have much requirement for the freshness of fish and meat, the owner of the wholesale market readily said that he would give Jiang Younan a 7% discount.
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Soon, Tu Feiyuan gathered all the cats and dogs of this generation, and Jiang Younan also appeared in the alley; It's just that as soon as Jiang Younan appeared, he heard a sentence that made him vomit blood!
"Tu Feiyuan, didn't you say that this time let us come, there is meat for us stray cats and stray dogs to eat? Why are there still pigs? A dirt dog said.
"You're a pig!" Jiang Younan was the first to spray.
"Nani! It's a human being, and a human being who can communicate with us! After hearing Jiang Younan's words, the earth dog shouted in surprise.
"Nonsense, pigs have money to buy you something delicious?" Jiang Younan scolded, and then threatened: "Or are you not going to eat meat for a while?" ”
"Master! I was wrong, you have a lot of big shots, you can forgive me. As soon as the earth dog heard that there was no meat to eat, he immediately hurriedly apologized to Jiang Younan.
Jiang Younan no longer paid attention to the earth dog, but began to walk to the front desk, and began to say to the underground cats and dogs: "My name is Jiang Younan, you can also call me Brother Soy Sauce, I have no shortcomings in this person, but I am too kind and soft-hearted, and I see you wandering in the streets and alleys of the city every day, not enough to eat and wear." If my life is in danger at any time, I feel uncomfortable! ”
Jiang Younan completely said that he was the best person in the world and a person who loved animals. As long as he saw that there were small animals that couldn't eat enough, he felt uncomfortable, and when Jiang Younan said the sensational place, there were still a little tears in his eyes, if he wanted to be more detailed, that is, there were some eye feces in the tears.
But at this time, in the middle of the group of cats, a white cat said mockingly: "Funny humans." Don't try to lie to us, just say what you want us to do, right? ”
Jiang Younan looked at the cat and was very surprised. Because this cat gives Jiang Younan the feeling that it is not like a cat at all, but like a noble queen.
"Master, this cat is called 'Lan', and it used to be a pet of a very powerful family." Tu Feiyuan explained to Jiang Younan at this time: "Lan is very smart. She relied on her intelligence to integrate most of the stray cats of this generation. And become the cat queen among them! ”
"Hmm." Jiang Younan nodded, originally he wanted to fool the other party, but now that he meets a smart person, then solve it in a smart way.
"First of all, I'm going to correct you for a mistake, you have nothing to deceive me about." Jiang Younan said to Lan: "Do you have any money?" Do you have the right? Are you powerful? No, you don't, you have to rummage through the garbage for even three meals a day. ”
"And what do you want to do?" Lan asked.
"What do I want to do, you ask? If I say I want you to have a better life, would you believe it? Jiang Younan asked rhetorically.
"Cut! You humans will be so good? Then you wouldn't have abandoned us in the first place! Lan said disdainfully.
"Someone else is someone else. Am I me? Who am I? I'm the best soy sauce brother in the world! Jiang Younan said very shamelessly.
"Shameless human, I admit you won." Lan clearly didn't want to quarrel over this. It believed that Jiang Younan must have said his purpose.
Jiang Younan earned enough face, so naturally he no longer hid it, and began to tell his purpose.
Jiang Younan said that he wants to be able to establish a soy sauce party that loves stray cats and rogue dogs, and the main purpose of this soy sauce party is to give full play to the strength of every member cat and member dog in the soy sauce party, unite and help each other, and prosper together!
Jiang Younan said that as long as he joins this soy sauce party, he will have many advantages, such as forming a common force, being able to resist foreign enemies together, establishing a tactical policy that can fight one hundred and one will resolutely not fight ninety-nine against one, and at the same time, intelligence sharing can be implemented, knowing where there are dog catchers, and everyone can flee for their lives together, and so on.
"You're asking me to work with Wangcai to help them? There are no doors. A wild dog named Rifles said: "They have always come to our territory to steal our food and have bitten our brothers!" ”
Rifle shouted angrily, and at the same time aroused the solidarity of more than a dozen dogs behind him!
"We found the food first!" Wangcai immediately retorted: "Why do we want to give it to you, you are so bullying us?" ”
The people on Wangcai's side are obviously not much less than Laifu, and the two sides are fighting each other in an instant.
"Stop y'all of you!" Jiang Younan immediately shouted: "Isn't it just a little bit of food?" Are you like this!? ”
"What is a little food, this is the foundation of our survival." Lan spoke at this time: "If there is not enough food, we will all starve to death, and no one will pity us at all." ”
What Lan said is indeed true, although there is no deception and deception of human society in the animal world, but their living conditions are not easy, they must find enough food every day, otherwise they will starve to death; At the same time, they have to be wary of their enemies, and if they are not careful, they may become food in other people's mouths.
But food can never be enough, they can only fight with the sky, with the earth, and with their companions around them, all they need is to grab a piece of food to ensure that they can survive today!
Even if there is a period of time, when there is more food, but the animals will reproduce more, the food will become scarce after the worst, and the strongest can only be matched with these foods, and the weak will starve to death on the streets, all of which are natural survival laws, but it sounds very bitter.
But...... What does this have to do with him Jiang Younan? As if you weren't poor? And the poorer you are, the better you are to buy you, aren't you?
Thinking of this, Jiang Younan immediately spoke: "So you should join this soy sauce party even more, because the chairman of this soy sauce party is the biggest good person in this world!" ”
Jiang Younan raised his Tiankou Shoushan several steps higher, and directly became the first benevolent in the world, and Tu Feiyuan was also waving his flag and shouting for Jiang Younan beside him.
Jiang Younan and Tu Feiyuan, the master and servant, boasted and sang to themselves here, it was completely shameless and shameless, if they were to be more shameless than they were to be faceless, they would be invincible.
(To be continued)(To be continued......