"Ahh Pain! Pain! OPPA: What are you doing! It hurts to say! Zheng Xiujing's little face was pinched by someone's fingers, and then she really realized the fact that she was not in a dream, because the Xu Chenjun in the dream was absolutely obedient to her, let alone beat her and scold her.

But if Xu Chenjun really becomes the one in his dream, Zheng Xiujing may be even more unacceptable.

Xu Chenjun asked angrily, "So, may I ask, Zheng Xiujing's children's shoes, how was I abused in your dream?" ”

"No, no, haha, OPPA, you must know I'm joking, don't be so serious, I'm really joking, in my dreams, of course I respect you very, very much, you are my dear brother-in-law! OPPA brittle bones! ~~~ You adults have a lot, so don't worry about such trivial things with a little woman like me. In order to survive, Zheng Xiujing has completely given up the little bit of discipline she has left.

Looking at the 'endless' food in front of her, Zheng Xiujing didn't need to weigh the pros and cons at all, she had no way to overcome her desire for delicious food, because she was a foodie, a complete foodie, "OPPA, are you making all these things?" Can I take some with me? ”

"Take it away for what? Don't you want to eat it now? ”

"OPPA~~~ Don't be so stingy, I didn't mean to, and dreaming is not something I can control, it's a big deal that next time I'll be kind to you in my dreams......"

I don't know if you're nice to me in my dreams, but in reality, you're not good to me at all!

Xu Chenjun has long hated Zheng Xiujing, a little girl, he is completely a little devil, not to mention how to treat himself in his dreams, and in reality, he always likes to trick him when he is idle, although he has not succeeded once, but the tireless attack is still very depressing.

"Ben Nizi, did I say I wouldn't let you eat it? What do you take away, can't you just eat to your heart's content? If you want to bring some back, just pack it directly, remember to send me the tableware back, you know how much a set of tableware I have here. ”

As soon as Xu Chenjun finished saying this, Zheng Xiujing's eyes lit up instantly, and the rest of the content that was not nutritious had been completely ignored by her, and the focus was only on the words that you can eat until you are saturated and allowed to pack, "Kajia?!" ”

"What's the good of lying to you little girl, eat it quickly, otherwise it's not delicious when it's cold, but pay attention to your eating appearance, didn't I teach you how to eat? What is it like to gobble up all day long, be careful that you will have a bad stomach like you Yun'er Oni in the future, and I won't give you anything you want to eat when the time comes! Xu Chenjun held Zheng Xiujing's shoulders and straightened her back, "Sit down, eat the way I taught you, and eat slowly." ”

"Alasuo, OPPA, you're so annoying, aren't you just getting something to eat? It's so exquisite, it's really ......" Zheng Xiujing pursed her mouth, but she still listened to Xu Chenjun's words, stopped what she was doing, and started eating according to Xu Chenjun's request.

Seeing Zheng Xiujing's obedient obedience, Xu Chenjun nodded with satisfaction, "When eating, the etiquette is sometimes not only for the sake of good looks and politeness, but also to really taste the deliciousness of the food. ”

Saying that, Xu Chenjun also motioned to Zheng Xiujing to look at him, eating elegantly, his way of eating is also very unique, and he even pays attention to the angle of his tongue when eating, "You try that foie gras and truffle again." ”

Zheng Xiujing tried it in the way Xu Chenjun said, and the result was really found that the taste was really different! It's just that the way of eating is different, but it can become even more delicious! In this way, Zheng Xiujing can be regarded as having the motivation to learn eating etiquette, even if it is just to make things more delicious, this reason is very sufficient.

"By the way, remember to clean up the table after eating, I'm too lazy to help you clean up the tableware, you don't need to wash the dishes, there is an automatic dishwasher, just throw it in after cleaning." After Xu Chenjun finished speaking, he sat directly on the sofa to rest.

Only Zheng Xiujing was left stunned, looking at Xu Chenjun's back in a daze, and let out a miserable scream, "OPPA~~~ How can you do this to me!" ”

"Isn't it just to clean up the table, as for that exaggeration?" Xu Chenjun still didn't mean to help at all, and turned his head slightly back, "Didn't you clean up in the dormitory?" ”

Zheng Xiujing shook her head and scratched her hair, "Of course there is, it's just that it's relatively small......"

The more you talk about it, the weaker it is, the less it is!? Once a year, Youmu is a problem, which is not a relatively small problem, but she is not willing to touch these things at all......

This made Xu Chenjun completely understand what was going on, this little guy was the type of person who didn't touch the spring water with his fingers at all, and things were basically handled by Song Qian and Luna, and even Shirley could help sometimes, but she basically didn't do anything......

In this regard, Xu Chenjun could only say, "At least you should be able to do it to this extent, just take out the garbage and throw it into the dishwasher, I won't help you, just take care of it yourself." ”

Zheng Xiujing looked reluctant, but she still went, but she just ......

Soon Xu Chenjun heard the sound of the dishes being broken and Zheng Xiujing's panicked screams, in desperation, he could only run to the kitchen and start cleaning up the mess......

Even if something that seems simple to a normal person, as long as it is handed to them, it will be messed up and become a mess. Isn't it also hereditary to not know how to do housework?

Fortunately, Sika is still able to cook some simple food under his own cultivation now, at least it won't happen that he will break the dishes, but for Zheng Xiujing, Xu Chenjun can only say that there is nothing she can do, her destructive ability seems to be proportional to her motor nerves, and the speed of destruction is much faster than Sika!

"Xiujing, this time it's really OPPA's mistake, please forgive me." Xu Chenjun apologized to Zheng Xiujing very sincerely, and even bowed.

His reaction made Zheng Xiujing a little confused, and he didn't know why he was like this, obviously he did something wrong, why was it his turn to apologize? This seems very unscientific! If it were the usual words, it would be good not to scold yourself, let alone such a good attitude.

But soon Xu Chenjun made a reply that made her angry, "Expecting you to do housework was originally the biggest mistake, your hands are really unexpectedly stupid, please forgive me for my mistake." ”

"Yikes! OPPA！ Doesn't you just not know how to do housework?! Do you need to say that about me? Although Xu Chenjun did not express his contempt positively, Zheng Xiujing really felt despised at home! It's intolerable! Although Xu Chenjun said the truth, he couldn't say it in person, and it was very annoying.

It's a pity that Xu Chenjun has never been the kind of person who doesn't do things if he's afraid of offending people, especially for Zheng Xiujing, even more so, "Not being able to do housework is already an unforgivable injury for a girl, how many girls do you think can't do housework?" It seems like you're the only one in your mix who can't. ”

"Yikes! Doesn't Ernie also know how to do housework!? I grew up with her, don't tell me she will too, I'll definitely squirt you in the face! ”

"It's true that you Ernie can't do housework, but one of her strengths covers up all her shortcomings, including not being able to do housework."

"What's that?" Zheng Xiujing made up her mind, if Xu Chenjun's explanation was unreasonable, even if she wanted to cancel the trip today, she would let Xu Chenjun know that she was definitely not easy to mess with, and she would annoy him to death!

She really couldn't think of anything else about her Ernie besides being beautiful and kind-hearted.

"You Ernie is very discerning, you found a handsome, rich and gentle man like me who is very considerate to his wife, she won't do it, I will do it for her, unless you can find a perfect person like me in the future, hehe."

As soon as these words came out, Lei De Zheng Xiujing was scorched and tender, and she didn't know what to say at all, Xu Chenjun was too narcissistic, "Who said that!" Won't you find me a rich and gentle boyfriend in the future!? ”

"That's not the category I'm considering.,At least you haven't found it yet.,And,Ah,I warn you.,You're only a teenager now.,It's okay to fall in love, but you can't do anything **.,At least eighteen years old to know?."

“……”

"OPPA, can't you just say something nice? What you said is really bad! What is the thing called **, I, Zheng Xiujing, am such a hot girl! ”

Xu Chenjun shrugged, "I've always spoken like this, Xi is not used to it, it's your business." ”

"Forget it, I won't bother with you, it's useless to dwell on it anyway. Let's go back to another thing, what are you going to do with our OPPA album, this is our first full-length album! The company said you would be fully responsible, but you've been on hold for a long time now, and the Ernnies are dying! ”

Ernies? Who are the Ernies you are referring to? Usually, even Song Qian is only called V Mom by you, and the others are called by her name, and Ernie ......

It is obvious that the Ernies that Zheng Xiujing is referring to are actually herself, and there is no one else.