Chapter 365: Wet
Perhaps because of his unpleasant character in his previous life, his family rarely celebrates his birthday, and boiling two eggs and stuffing them in his backpack is over. As for his friends, there is no need to mention it, he can't count on one hand, who cares if he has a birthday or not? It is also Tan Yu who will make an extra meat dish from the school cafeteria on this day, and the two of them will work together to improve their lives, gifts or something, or don't be delusional.
And Wen Forgiveness doesn't really care, isn't it the day when he was born to start grinding, I don't know what to be happy and celebrate, but since many things have become different in this life, he has to go with the flow and satisfy the hearts of his parents and friends.
Ding Mei and Ding Lan closed the store early and went home early, made a sumptuous dinner, and opened a bottle of Moutai for the first time.
After eating, look at the alarm clock on the wall, it was almost eight o'clock, Wen forgive said to Wen Huaiming, Wen Huaiming coughed, and said, "Don't you still have something to do, you have eaten the meal, hurry up!" ”
Ding Mei was cleaning up the dishes and chopsticks, and when he heard this, he turned around and said, "What time is it, can't you do it tomorrow?" It's rare that the whole family gathers together and happily celebrates your birthday, don't go out tonight. ”
"Mom, a few friends have made an appointment, and it's not good to release other pigeons. Otherwise, I'll go over and say hello and I'll be back soon. ”
Ding Lan also helped: "Let's go, boy, it's good to make more friends!" Sometimes her thinking involuntarily stays in the way she was before the meekness, thinking that it is not easy for him to make a few friends, and boys have to save face, don't let him look up in front of his friends because of his parents' tight control.
"Okay, go early and come back early," Ding Mei finally relieved and said, "I just drank wine, be careful on the road." ”
Xu Yao's hotel is Yaxiangyuan. The environment is first-class, but the price is also first-class, fortunately, a few little girls and Zhihe Ren Yi and others are not short of money, and the Tan Yu family has also improved significantly because of Tan Xue's current work, so it is not a problem for them to make up a little.
Wen Liang asked the location of the private room at the front desk, and a male waiter in overalls took him up to the second floor, and when he arrived at the door of the room, he smiled and said, "Sir, this is the private room you booked." ”
Wen thanked him and observed the door first, which was fine. Close tightly, without half-concealment, and place a washbasin at the top. He didn't know if these guys were playing pranks, or what was hidden behind the door. But with his understanding of Ren Yi and the others, such a good opportunity not to come out at the end of the day, he is simply sorry for their obscene face.
"Dude, can you please open the door?"
Wen Liang stopped the departing waiter, and although he thought it was strange, he knocked on the door obediently. Then he held the doorknob and gently pushed it open, and before he could see what was going on in the house, more than a dozen water lines were fired in unison, and his whole body was drenched all over his body.
"Hahaha. This is a soup chicken, right? This is Ren Yi with a water gun in his hand, looking up to the sky and laughing wildly.
"Take a picture, take a picture!" Zhang Song fiddled with the camera in his hand, and Xu Yao jumped to his feet on the side. I am afraid that Zhang Song will press slowly and miss this historic moment.
"Brother Wen's wet body temptation, oh, my little heart is fluttering. Wowhaha! "It's so dirty, it can only be Liu Zhihe with a lewd smile.
The others also leaned forward and laughed together, and Wen Liang showed half of his body from behind the stupid waiter, waved his hand, and said, "Hey, what are you laughing at?" ”
"Uh......"
The sound in the room stopped abruptly, and everyone realized that they had shot the wrong person, and Wen Forgiveness's whole body was as dry as the Sahara Desert, where was there a little bit of wetness? However, the waiter was drenched, and the drops of water flowed down from his cheeks, and he looked at the people in the room with a bitter face, not knowing what to do.
Wen Liang stretched out his right hand and pointed along the heads of people one by one. Ren Yi's face was full of sneer, and he quickly threw the water gun aside, Liu Zhihe hid directly behind Yang Yang, but his fat body exposed him, Xu Yao seemed to have been caught stealing carrots, and forcibly calmly grabbed Ning Xiaoning's little hand sitting beside him, and said: "Oh, Xiaoning, you came back from the capital, long time no see, come and hug one!" ”
Ning Xiaoning faced Xu Yao's shameless bear hug, her expression was very helpless. Wen Liang had no way to take this group of people, so he took five hundred yuan from his wallet, handed it to the male waiter, and said, "I'm sorry, I have a birthday today, and my friends are playing around, but I didn't expect to frighten you." When I make amends, go and change my clothes. ”
The waiter refused to accept it, his monthly salary was only how much, five hundred yuan could cover two or three months' salary, and said: "It's okay, it's okay, the hot day should have cooled down, it's all big men, it's not a thing." ”
Wen Liang forced it into his hand and said with a smile: "Take it, otherwise I won't want to ......"
The waiter took the money and went with a smile, thinking that it would be good to come more times a day for such a good thing. Waiting for the door to close, Wen Liang snorted coldly: "Ren Yi's idea, the props that Liu Fatzi bought, Tan Yu fanned the flames, Xu Yao must be the organizer, the four of you obediently make up for my five hundred yuan, and drag the interest of one hundred yuan a day!" ”
As soon as Ren Yi heard the interest of 100 yuan, his eyes immediately turned green, and he said angrily: "Dinosaurs rolling, the interest is too high, right?" ”
"This is still to give you face, friendship price, otherwise it will float up by ten points."
Liu Zhihe slapped his chest and said, "If you want money, you want a chest hair!" Boss Wen, one of your high school students unscrupulously put a loan shark, should the industry span be so big? ”
Tan Yu stroked his hair extremely coquettishly, and said, "Brother Wen, you really don't want money, if you don't dislike it, I'll make you a big girl!" ”
Wen Liang laughed, gestured to the three of them, and walked towards the empty seat in the middle. When he passed by Xie Yan's side, he deliberately teased her with a black face, and said, "Xie Yan, as a college student who is about to enter Jiangdong University, with this group of people, you must have the ability to distinguish between right and wrong, good and evil. I saw that you were very happy with the water gun just now, so be vigilant and don't be spoiled by them! ”
Xie Yan blushed, stuffed the water gun in his hand under the table, lowered his head and said, "I don't dare anymore......"
“…… I'm kidding, you can hear it, right? ”
Although the splashy welcome ceremony was frustrated by the treacherous gentleness, the ensuing scene was still very lively, with a group of people eating, drinking, and playing, and after singing the birthday song, they blew out the candles and began to fight a cake scuffle. Wen Forgiveness, as a birthday boy, should have become the focus of attention, but because he was too flexible, the success rate of dodging attacks almost exceeded that of Yun Qisong, so he provoked the anger of the public. was first clamped by Ren Yi, Tan Yu, Zhang Song, and Jiangtao and pressed his left and right arms to the ground, and then Liu Zhihe used his own weight as capital to firmly press his legs and couldn't move.
Then the girls cheered, losing their usual reserve, and smeared almost all the cream on Wen Yu's face one after another. One of the funniest is Meng Ke, the little girl drew a little pig on Wen Liang's forehead with cream, she couldn't stop laughing, she might as well slip under her feet, and fell on her back, but fortunately there was no big problem, and she was much more honest with her buttocks. And the most ruthless one to mend the knife was Xie Yan, under Xu Yao's prodding, he mustered up the courage to stand aside and hesitated for a long time, but was hit by Meng Ke, who slipped in, and the cake in his hand was stuffed into Wen Liang's mouth, which almost didn't come up to the uncle's choking. It all relied on Ji Su's quick eyes, rushed to the table and poured tea, holding his head and pouring a few sips in a row, so as to avoid becoming the first tragic character to choke to death by a cake on his birthday.
After the battle, the house was in a mess, and everyone staggered and lost their strength, but they were still elated and had a great time. Xu Yao stood on the chair and clapped his hands, shouting, "I announce it next...... Give me a gift! ”
Wen Yuteng sat up straight, the first to applaud, and said, "After being ravaged by you all night, it's finally time to repay!" ”
Everyone despised each other, and then lined up to give their carefully prepared gifts, although they were not expensive, and Wen Liang had explained in advance, but each gift was full of affection.
Wen Liang bowed and thanked him, and said, "Brothers, sisters, ladysandgentleman, today's birthday is the happiest I have ever had in my life. Of course, this is the first time in my life that I have celebrated my birthday with my friends......"
"Shh
There was a boo.
"Ahem, can you save some face?"
The boos are louder!
Wen Liangquan didn't hear it, and happily put it in his bag with the gift, Ren Yi couldn't help but complain: "Brother Wen, can you give our buddies some face?" Have you ever confiscated a gift in your life? ”
Wen Liang glanced at Ren Yi and asked, "Brother Ren, I heard that you are very busy during the summer vacation, no one can find you, have you gone to drug trafficking?" ”
Ren Yi raised his eyebrows proudly and said, "It's much more interesting than drug trafficking, buddy go deaf...... Ahem, don't say, don't say! ”
Ren Yi's concealment aroused widespread interest from everyone, Liu Zhihe sat directly beside him, hugged his shoulders and asked, "Do you confess yourself, or let me torture me?" ”
"Mighty can't ...... Ha, haha, don't, don't scratch, good, good, I'm recruiting, recruiting! ”
Ren Yi's death hole is that he is afraid of itching, not simply afraid, but the kind that will laugh and pee directly when he touches the itchy place: "I went to the deaf and dumb school to be a volunteer teacher......
Before he finished speaking, the room was full of gasping voices, Xu Yao resolutely disbelieved it, and said, "You want to be a teacher?" Do you want to mislead people's children? ”
Ren Yi said with a smile: "It's not so strict, it's just learning sign language, playing games with children, and some extracurricular activities, which can't be missed." ”
Wen Liang looked at the problem and looked directly at the essence, and said, "Why are you going?" No, I remembered, don't you say that Song Wan is also a volunteer in a deaf school? (To be continued......)