Chapter 50: OPPA, You're Dead
Fifth Jade looked at Taeyeon, who was sitting beside her, gasping for breath exaggeratedly, couldn't help laughing, turned her head to Yuna and smiled:
"Yun'a! What do you think of Taeyeon's acting skills? ”
Yun'er said unceremoniously: "It's the level of being scolded and crying by the director!" ”
Taeyeon watched the two sing and harmonize absurdly, originally just wanted to be funny, but when the two said it, they felt awkward. Just as she was about to refute them, she saw Fifth Jade gently push the water cup in front of her and said softly:
"Now, I haven't drunk it yet."
Suddenly, Taeyeon happily took the water cup and drank it. Yun'er was not happy on the other hand, thinking that this OPPA is really unkind! He started and then went to curry favor with Taeyeon, but he was left to be the bad guy!
With a roll of her eyes, Yun'er shouted in a coquettish voice: "OPPA~ I also want to drink water!" ”
As a result, Taeyeon said without raising her head: "Go out and turn left, bathroom!" ”
"......" Yuna was speechless for a moment, and pulled Ernie to eat in a sullen manner, and then heard Taeyeon shouting: "Yuna, help me get a copy too!" ”
Yun'er opened her mouth ridiculously, pointed at herself and said, "What am I for you!" ”
At this time, the fifth jade spoke: "Please eat barbecue in the evening." ”
“OK!” Yuna happily agreed, completely ignoring Ernnie's surprised eyes. Sunny ran to Yun'er's side and held his hands as if he was holding something, and Yun'a asked suspiciously, "Ernie, what are you doing?" ”
"Yun'a! You've lost a lot of ground! Sunny complained.
"Hey~" Yun'er said without changing her face, "That thing has already been eaten by me!" ”
“……”
So, for the time being, there were only three people left at the dinner table, such as Fifth Jade, Taeyeon and Sika, and seeing Yuna obediently cooking for herself, Taeyeon and Fifth Jade high-fived in celebration.
"Hello, OPPA, happy cooperation!"
Fifth Jade smiled and nodded, and then asked, "What did you do in the morning?" ”
"This one!" Even if the fifth jade doesn't ask, Taeyeon has to show off, "This morning, we met a girl who fainted when we went out, and we sent her to the hospital!" ”
"......" Fifth Jade's face stiffened a little when she heard this, but then she covered it up, "And then?" It doesn't take a whole morning! ”
"Well, I was going to send it back to the company, but when I got to the hospital, the girl suddenly woke up!" Taeyeon was shocked as if telling a story.
"Awake?" Fifth Jade asked in surprise.
"Huh, huh? OPPA: What's the tone? Taeyeon nodded, and then noticed that Fifth Jade's tone was a little wrong.
"Hehe, it's nothing, you better tell me what happened after that!" The fifth jade said perfunctorily.
"Well, when she woke up, she still had a burst of amnesia symptoms, but it was okay, and then I realized that she was actually our fan!" Taeyeon paused, then said mysteriously, "I think she might be our illegitimate dinner!" ”
These Sika didn't know what to say, and when they heard Taeyeon say this, they immediately asked nervously, "She didn't shoot anything, did she?" ”
"No ......," Taeyeon replied, and then whispered embarrassedly, "I looked at her phone, and there were no photos in it, just some history of browsing our messages." ”
"Whew..."Sika breathed a sigh of relief at this time, these idols love and hate illegitimate meals.
"You say she's a fan of yours?" Fifth Jade asked suspiciously.
"Hmmm! We know our height and everything! Also, wasn't Sika there at the time, and she found out at a glance! Taeyeon swears.
"Is that so?" said Fifth Jade thoughtfully.
At this time, Yun'er and the others also brought the food, and they had eaten a little bit in the morning, after all, they planned to practice dancing in the morning. At this time, the girls were all hungry, and they didn't care that the fifth jade was in front of them, "Hmm... Anyway, when we went to eat barbecue together, I had already lost my image......" thought to the girls.
Although the girls eat and drink in front of them without scruples, it is a manifestation of familiarity in the relationship. But the fifth jade is still a little uncomfortable, everyone wants to see something pleasing to the eye, doesn't it! Only Sika was left eating upright, so the fifth jade set her eyes on Sika.
Taeyeon, who was burying her head in the battle, looked up and saw Fifth Jade looking at Sika, so she asked, "OPPA!" What do you see Sika doing? ”
Sika also raised his head in confusion when he heard this, and looked at the fifth jade with a question on his face.
"Because apart from her, the rest are all eight little pigs!" Fifth Jade said bluntly.
"Huh~" Taeyeon laughed absurdly, lightly hammered the fifth jade, and said, "How do we eat in the morning, now we are dying of hunger, and you are still talking about the wind and cold!" ”
"Ah~~" Fifth Jade tilted her body exaggeratedly and pressed towards Taeyeon's side.
Taeyeon was a little panicked and held the fifth jade against her, and when she saw that the fifth jade had straightened her body in time, she breathed a sigh of relief, and said with a red face: "OPPA~ Are you a child!" ”
Sika cheered up, "Hmph, Taeyeon, you should have been pushing a little harder just now!" ”
I didn't expect Sika to be able to talk so much today, you must know that although the fifth jade and her have met many times before, they rarely talk! So Fifth Jade looked at Sika with some surprise.
After Sika finished speaking, when he saw Fifth Jade looking at himself like this, he suddenly felt shy again. Subconsciously pounced on Sunny who was eating next to him, burying his face in Sunny's body.
Poor Sunny is eating with his head down, and although Fifth Jade and the others are playing, it doesn't disturb Sunny's determination to fill his stomach at all. As a result, Sika suddenly pounced on herself, and the unprepared Sunny went limp, burying her face directly in the rice.
The culprit Sika: "......"
The fifth jade of surprise: "......"
Taeyeon with a ridiculous face: "......"
Then, the girls were so surprised that they couldn't make a sound......
"Zheng! Elegant! Beautiful! "The original vicious voice is muffled because his face is buried in the rice. However, this does not affect Sunny's anger at this time, "You're going to die today!" ”
"Ah~~~~" Sika screamed, and suddenly got up and ran around the table, and the girls who had been eating quietly suddenly jumped for a while.
Finally, because it was in the cafeteria, Sunny gave up the hunt and said angrily, "Hmph, I'll clean you up at night!" ”
Sika is like an angry little daughter-in-law, obediently staying by Sunny's side, saying nice things with a flattering face.
Seeing them playing for a while, Fifth Jade cleaned up the plate, got up and said, "You guys eat first, I'll leave a little beforehand." ”
"Huh?" Taeyeon suddenly grabbed the fifth jade and said, "What's wrong?" You haven't finished the task I set out yesterday! ”
"Uh......" Fifth Jade didn't expect Taeyeon, who had been busy for most of the day, to remember this, but it was more like figuring out what was going on with that woman, so she said, "Wait for the evening!" ”
"I must come here at night!" Yun'er interjected at this time, "You still owe me a barbecue!" ”
"......" Fifth Jade waved her hand speechlessly, indicating that she knew what she had said, and then packed up and prepared to leave the cafeteria. Suddenly, Fifth Jade stopped and said mischievously: "Sika, don't show the contents of your phone to others in the future!" With that, he left the cafeteria quickly. "!!" The girls suddenly looked at Sika like frightened animals. Sika looked at the fifth jade who left in a panic, and then looked at the girls, and before he could explain in a hurry, he was surrounded by the girls, leaving only a mournful cry: "OPPA!" You're dead!!! ”
Fifth Yu, who came out of the cafeteria, called Cui Xiaoyan.
"Brother! Where have you been this morning? Why don't I see you? Fifth Jade asked as if she didn't know.
"Ayu! I went to the hospital this morning, didn't you hear Taeyeon mention it? Cui Xiaoyan replied in surprise.
"No, what kind of hospital to go to! Brother, your reason is true or false! Fifth Jade said disdainfully.
"Yikes! Stinky boy, do I have to lie to you? Cui Xiaoyan felt a burst of absurdity.
"Originally, it wasn't necessary, but since I learned about my sister-in-law's phone, it's necessary!" The fifth jade old god replied presence.
"......" Cui Xiaoyan only felt a little unhappy, "It's true!" Don't believe you, ask Taeyeon them! They all know it! ”
"Really? Which hospital did you go to? Fifth Jade asked pretendedly.
"XX Hospital, Taeyeon and they are all ......" Before she finished speaking, Fifth Jade hung up the phone, Cui Xiaoyan looked at the phone absurdly, and continued: "I know the way......"
Halfway through, Cui Xiaoyan made another call.
"Wife~ Let's emigrate, right?"
PS: I want to search for a hospital in Seoul, but it turns out that Baidu is full of plastic surgery hospitals, and I can't afford to hurt it