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Zhang Jun and Lao Xian are making such a fuss, I estimate that Brother Jian is not looking for someone, and it is thankful that he is troublesome to find his brother. As for cooperation? That must be goodbye, goodbye, the promotion and salary increase of my dreams are in vain.

There is a song called "A Thousand Years Later", which is more suitable for me now: "My heart is beating out of rhythm, my legs are trembling, and the pit is an absolute promise that the old fairy will not say it, and Julong will still be my manager after a thousand years!" ”

Damn, it's miserable and miserable to sing??

On the way home, I smoked a cigarette and kept thinking about how I could calm my brother's anger first, and then convince him that I was definitely not stabbing in this matter, and I was also a victim.

There's no way, if I want to survive, I have to have a job, although my brother is here for 1,005 a month, but the working hours are relatively free, and there is a little bit of extras if there is nothing to do, I save a little money, and I can save some a month, so I must not be fired. No matter if he hits me twice, I will grit my teeth and admit it, because after all, I caused this incident.

With something in my mind, I quickly entered the vicinity of Railway Street, swept around, bought some food in the market, and then walked into the alley home.

But when I arrived at the door of the house, I took out the key and looked up, and suddenly there was a Songhuajiang bread parked at the door. There are no street lights in front of my house, but the windows of other people's houses can still show some light, and I instinctively glanced into the car by the faint light, and vaguely saw many people in the car.

"Stomp!"

I was less than twenty meters from the door when I slowed down. People who play outside have instinctive caution and caution for fixed-point scenes such as alleys, dark night roads, and vans, and these three factors are indispensable in many bloody cases.

I admit that I sometimes have a lot of damage as a person, so I stood there and glanced at it again, I carried my things, turned around and walked back without hesitation.

"Whew!!"

At this moment, the strong lights suddenly turned on, I turned my back to the van, the uneven dirt road in front of me, was illuminated clearly and abnormally, I paused slightly for less than half a second, threw off my legs and ran!!

"Bang dang!"

The sound of the van pressing against the dirt pit, the sound of the chassis hitting the ground, the sound of the motor running, getting closer and closer, my head was full of sweat, and my legs shook like stepping on a hot wheel, rushing to another alley.

"Stomp!"

The sound of dense footsteps in the dark night kept sounding, and I looked at the alley and was about to get into it. But at this moment, the front of the van was inserted diagonally, and then the tires rubbed against the ground and creaked!!

The car was in front of me!!

"Huh!"

Without hesitation, I pumped my belt, squinted my eyes, leaned against the wall with a sweaty face, and panted as I watched the van.

"Whoa!!"

The van sliding door was pulled open, and I wheeled up my belt and pulled it out of my head.

"!"

An angry shout, the figure dodged, raised his leg and kicked me in the stomach, poof, I leaned against the wall again, and before I could react, four people rushed over in an instant, crackling and pressed me against the wall!!

"You're a wasted man?!! Dare to attack the police?? A strong man around my neck asked.

"You're the police!" I was stunned for a long time, gasping for breath and asking, and when I saw a person wearing a police training uniform, I immediately breathed a sigh of relief and scolded: "!!" Scared Dad to death! ”

"Boom!"

As soon as I finished speaking, an electric cannon smashed into my stomach, and the leader bared his teeth and asked, "Daddy is not daddy?" ”

"Slip of the tongue, slip of the tongue!!" I endured the pain in my stomach, nodded effortlessly, and opened my mouth to ask, "What's wrong, big brother?" I didn't do anything! ”

"What are you running away from if you're not guilty?"

"Don't you understand? I'm so good!! I replied with the calf, thinking that I was thinking about what had happened. Could it be that Xinmin Township is cutting people?? But I didn't do it, did I? What are you looking for me? Arrest Zhang Jun?

"Don't!! Let's go, go to your house! "The leading policeman, grabbed me by the neck, and after I pulled out the phone in my pocket, he directly handcuffed me.

"Because of what?" I asked tentatively again.

"Smack!"

"Don't ask!!"

I got another slap in the head.

In this way, I was held by two policemen, and the other two drove in the van, and we were a group of people back to my door. The policeman took the key out of my pocket, opened the gate, and then asked a figure in the van, "Come, you come down and identify!" ”

"If I don't go down, what if he sees me and retaliates?" A crisp voice said weakly.

I was stunned when I heard this voice, and after a few seconds, I reacted and scolded with a red face: "Ma Xiaoyou, Nima Egg!" I'm going to fight with you! Are you a mad dog? Why can't you get along with me?? ”

"You're scolding me again??" Sure enough, as soon as I finished shouting, a girl immediately popped out of the car, and as soon as I saw her mother's figure, I recognized her at a glance as Ma Xiaoyou.

"What are you scolding for?? You stink!! What are you doing with the police?? I scolded with a sigh of rage.

"Cut, I won't tell you, wait for you to go to prison!" Ma Xiaoyou squinted at me, raised his little hand, and said cheaply: "Report to the police uncle, I saw that his money was taken out of that room!" ”

"Let's go!"

The police pulled me, and then took Ma Xiaoyou into the yard of my house, and then I realized why Ma Xiaoyou called the police!!

Because this morning, I gave her the five hundred dollars, which is not so real

"Big brother, misunderstanding, really misunderstanding!! I'm teasing her!! We know each other and are friends!! I quickly explained to the police.

"Misunderstood, open the door quickly!" The policeman walked up to the door of my room, frowned, and scolded.

"Okay, you open, you open, it's clear! The big key in the middle opens the door! I said quickly.

"Woohoo!!"

In the dog hole, a squinting gaze was flickering, and there was a hairy sound in his mouth, and then he ran out with a bang, and ran straight to Ma Xiaoyou, and pounced on her straight ** with a pop, and then rubbed it

"! Well done! Huzi, you just do it! Don't break the law!! I howled.

"Wow!" Huzi wagged his tail and suddenly became happy.

"Dead open!!" Ma Xiaoyou was startled, and then calmly kicked the tiger away!

At this moment, a classic scene was born!!

Huzi flew twenty centimeters in the air, then fell to the ground on all fours, stood in place, first paused for a short time of about three seconds, then looked at me, and then looked at Ma Xiaoyou, and fell down with a pop!!

Then the limbs began to convulse as if stepping on the electric door, and the mouth kept whining, as if it was about to die!!

"Kicked to death!! Money!!! I immediately opened my mouth and shouted.

"I'm okay with a god? Touching porcelain? Ma Xiaoyou blinked his big bright eyes, pointed at Huzi in a collapsed manner, his pretty face was flushed, and he opened his mouth and said in disbelief.

"That's right, it's going to touch the porcelain, what's the matter, it's going to kill you!!" I said viciously.

"Whew!"

The tiger screamed even more miserably.

"Hey, can you finish the ????" The policeman urged irritably, feeling that this case might be a bit of a pitfall.

"The money is under the bookshelf box, and there are three hundred!!" I said a word.

Two policemen walked into my room, swept around, pulled out 300 yuan from under the box, and then turned to me and asked, "Where did the fake money come from?" ”

"He printed it himself!!" Ma Xiaoyou gritted his silver teeth and said.

"!! I can print money, I live here?? I squinted my eyes and said angrily.

"I asked you where the money came from??" The police pressed again.

"I borrowed a thousand from a friend, and I paid back eight hundred, and it was fake money, in this society, who can trust anyone?" I replied sadly, this is not my nonsense, but the real thing! That was the first time I borrowed money and the first time I received fake money

Several policemen glanced at each other, and then walked back and forth in the courtyard and the house a few times, and the leader took out a police sheet and a pen, and said to Ma Xiaoyou: "When you report the case, grow your brain!" Didn't you say you saw several boxes of fake money in his house? Where? ”

"I was standing outside and saw him rummaging!"

"Okay, okay, don't say it, sign it quickly, pay attention next time! You can detain you like this! The policeman said irritably.

"Haha!!"

I laughed proudly, Ma Xiaoyou glanced at me, pouted and signed the police list, the police took things, untied the handcuffs for me, and said in a weird way: "Xiang Nan, right??" We have you number one in the police station, believe me, tap on it, do you hear me? ”

"Understand, understand, absolutely do not cause trouble to the government!" I moved my wrist and nodded repeatedly.

The policeman took one look at me, and the four of them walked out of the courtyard.

"Dada!" Ma Xiaoyou saw the police leaving, blinked his big eyes, swept around, took sneaky steps, and shrunk his little neck to run.

"Smack!"

"Sisters!! In fact, I don't just print counterfeit money, I'm also a strong. Adulterer!! I gritted my teeth and tapped her on the shoulder.

"Whew!!"

Huzi suddenly collapsed, wandered around the courtyard frantically, and his eyes were fixed on Ma Xiaoyou's leg again.

"Peng!!"

Ma Xiaoyou turned around, smashed a bag on my head, and said disdainfully: "You are really a scumbag!" I don't want 500 dollars! But my sister is completely on the bar with you, you wait, I have to find the train station to resist the bag, tie you to a small tree, beat your mouth and paint it with green paint! ”

"Oops, I'll wipe it!" I raised my eyebrows, and I was going to give her a little mouth.

"Bang Bang !!"

At that moment there was a loud bang at the door, and I turned my head to see a figure popping in from outside the door.

"Who'????" I instinctively shouted.

"Nan son save me!" A faint shout rang out.