Chapter 81: The Bedding ......

Chu Ke and Meng Tan looked at each other and smiled, as if they were very interested in Lin Yuqing's rhetoric.

"You tell jokes?" Meng Tan said with a smile: "Let's talk about one and listen to it." ”

Lin Yuqing saw that these people were willing to listen to their own stories, and they were right in the middle.

She cleared her throat, then pretended to think for a while, and said seriously: "Say, there are three brothers and sisters in Xiao Ming's family, the eldest is called Da Mao, and the second is called Ermao, so what is the name of the third child?" ”

Chu Ke said without hesitation, "Of course it's called Sanmao." ”

After finishing speaking, he still looked at Meng Tan, waiting for the reaction of others.

However, Meng Tan smiled slightly, raised his head, and said complacently: "Wrong, the third child is not called Sanmao." ”

Chu Ke blinked suspiciously, and asked rhetorically, "How can you not be called Sanmao?" Big hair, two hairs and three hairs, just three brothers! ”

Meng Tan shook his head with a smile, peeked at Lin Yuqing, and found that Lin Yuqing was holding back a smile, but he didn't dare to laugh.

So, he kindly reminded: "It's Xiao Ming who has three brothers, and the names of the eldest and second are all known, and only the third child is left, what do you call it?" ”

Chu Ke suddenly realized under Meng Tan's deliberate reminder, "Oh, yes, yes, by the way, the third child is called Xiao Ming!" Hahaha~"

Chu Ke laughed at himself, and Meng Tan and Xiao Song also laughed, but they were not as exaggerated as the other party.

After the laughter, Chu Ke said to Lin Yuqing: "You are not a joke!" It's just going around the bend and playing tricks on people! ”

Lin Yuqing didn't care about Chu Ke's almost reproachful tone, because. She didn't see the slightest hint of anger in the man's eyes.

She smiled and said playfully, "But." Doctor Chu is the happiest laughing among these people! And the emperor, the emperor also smiled. As long as the effect of laughter is achieved, it is a joke. ”

Lin Yuqing's strong joke made several people laugh again.

In fact, for Lin Yuqing, it doesn't matter whether she laughs or not, the important thing is that she has to pass on her message to the emperor.

Lin Yuqing once saw a report and said yes. In people's subconscious, they will react to certain things they are often exposed to, and then they will make choices related to things. It's like when a magician transforms a digital magic trick, in fact, he has already cleverly conveyed the information he wants to convey to the guesser, so he can conjure up a wonderful magic trick.

Lin Yuqing naturally doesn't know how to do magic, but. She feels that the influence of the subconscious mind is also important.

Lin Yuqing saw that these people were smiling happily, so he said even harder: "Your Majesty, since you are so happy to see your old man." Slave and maid will sing you another song! ”

Lin Yuqing said casually, but he didn't care. I actually want to be honored as the emperor, but. The emperor became interested in the old man in her mouth.

Meng Tan's face sank, and he said with a little anger: "What? Am I old? You little girl. You actually call me an old man? ”

Lin Yuqing looked at it, she really didn't care about what she said casually, originally, in her opinion, it seemed a little inappropriate for the emperor to call the old man in his prime, but he was high and majestic, isn't it what the old man looks like?

Lin Yuqing's eyes rolled, and he didn't feel that what he said was inappropriate, but said with a clever smile: "Your Majesty, aren't you the old man in the eyes of the slave!" ”

As soon as Meng Tan and the other two people heard it, they felt that Lin Yuqing had something to say, and they all paid attention to her next words.

Lin Yuqing saw that he could only not please him if he continued to sell Guanzi, so he hurriedly said: "Your Majesty, you think, you are a high king, the dignity of the Ninety-Five, majestic and inviolable, and you have the responsibility to rule the people of the Shang Kingdom, isn't this like the elder in a clan, the old, is also a noble status, and cannot be violated; Man is the hand of all spirits, whether it is a fierce beast or a bird flying with wings, there is no text like a human being, which can be recorded and disseminated. The word home means that it is knowledgeable and studied to a certain extent before it can be called home. Therefore, the old man, for the emperor, has no derogatory meaning at all, on the contrary, only a person with a noble status and a high position like the emperor is the most suitable to be called an old man. ”

After Lin Yuqing finished saying this series of words, his brain almost twisted. Unexpectedly, watching too much TV is not without any benefits, at least, so that she can conjure up such a reasonable-sounding sentence.

When Lin Yuqing raised his head from the narration, he saw that the three men in front of him were looking at him with strange scrutiny and even incredulous appreciation.

She smiled embarrassedly, and she didn't know if her words had gone into the hearts of these people, or if the calm before the storm was coming, a punishment was coming.

Chu Ke couldn't help clapping his hands, shook his head in disbelief and said with a smile: "Oh, you are so good at making up, such an unintentional title can actually make you say such a big truth, admire and admire, it's really a pity that you are not an official." ”

Lin Yuqing didn't know whether this person was praising himself or belittling himself, so he could only smile perfunctorily.

Meng Tan took a sip of tea and said casually: "Okay, since this is the case, there is nothing good or bad." The old man, just the old man! ”

He said this, which shows that the affairs of the old man are even if the rain has passed.

During this period, Lin Yuqing found another opportunity to sing a song that only old people can sing, 'It's March 3 of another year', this time the word three was completely poured into the ears of several people, hoping that the things at night could be completed according to her meaning.

After dinner, the emperor asked Lin Yuqing to go back. However, Lin Yuqing couldn't rest assured, so he secretly hid in a corner to see whose sign the emperor would turn over tonight.

Half a moon climbed into the air, and when Lin Yuqing was fighting against the sleepy insects, nodding and crying, a team of more than a dozen people came from a distance.

The four eunuchs, carrying a woman wrapped in a quilt on their shoulders, did not dare to speak in the whole procession, except for the sound of footsteps.

The crowd gradually approached, and Lin Yuqing saw a familiar face that did not make her happy, it was Concubine Yu.

Since Concubine Yu can accompany the emperor tonight as she wishes, Lin Yuqing's task can be regarded as complete.

However, after she left the emperor's bedroom, she was completely sleepy.

As she walked, she came to a pond in Yuming Palace.

The pond is actually a large lotus pond, but now the lotus flowers have long since withered, and there are still a few lotus pods left, swaying in the breeze. (To be continued......)