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In fact, if you can be a duck, you have to try it for two days, but it's all a joke. In terms of my physique, I don't think I'll be qualified for the interview, let alone a wild boar. However, you can consider becoming a waiter, but it will be very humiliating. The boar said that his friends often laughed at him for picking up a rag, because everyone in the bar who picked up bottle caps earned more than him. I don't care what the wild boar says, anyway, I just say a word, if it's a bad job, as long as he does it, I'll do it, and if it's embarrassing, I'll be embarrassed or I'll wait for pie to fall from the sky.

As graduation got closer and closer, my mother asked me how my job was, and I lied to my mother that the job was not good, and I resigned immediately when I got my graduation certificate. My mother asked me to do a deputy job first, and then I didn't do it when I found a job, but in fact, she didn't know that I was acting every day. One morning I was pretending to go to work again, and someone slapped me in the back while queuing at the station, and I looked back at him as if he was greeting me. I didn't know the person who filmed me, and I tried so hard at the time that I still didn't recognize it. The person who photographed me also saw that I didn't recognize him, so he said to the smile: I haven't seen you for so long, you are still the same.

I simply laughed a few times and said: Yes, that's it, I'll go to work first, I'm going to be late, let's talk another day. I was about to leave when the man said behind me: Leave a call? I didn't stop, but when I turned around, I told him the phone. By the time I finished the call, I was already 5 meters away from him. When I got on the bus, I still couldn't remember who that person was just now, so I just didn't care. In the morning, I surfed the Internet in the Internet café and went to play with wild boars in the afternoon. When I was about to go home in the evening, there was a strange phone call, which I thought was the phone call for an interview, but it turned out to be the person who called me in the morning.

He asked me when I would get off work and that he was going to have dinner with me in the evening, and said that his old classmates missed me after a long time. This old classmate made my mind spin for a long time, and I didn't remember who he was, and I didn't have this classmate in my memory. And this person has a very old face, and your mother looks like I'm not the same age as me. I lied to him that he had something to do at night, and another day, he said to me a little unwillingly: You said that if I didn't meet you, I wouldn't contact you, let me meet, or take the time to chat, you don't want me at all?

I couldn't help it, so I said to him: I miss you bird, I didn't lie to you, I didn't remember who you were now? The man laughed a few times on the other end of the phone and said to me: Old classmate, old classmate, I thought you didn't dare to recognize me, but you didn't recognize it, then let me remind you, we called brothers and sisters together when we were young! When I heard this, my heart trembled slightly, could it be the Five Tiger Warriors? Guan yu? Surely not him! I still can't remember who this man is, so I can only reply to him: Well, tomorrow at noon, I have to go home for dinner tonight.

So we made an appointment to meet again at noon tomorrow, and after hanging up the phone, I flew home. When I got home, I started rummaging through boxes and cabinets to find my graduation photo from elementary school. Finally let me find it, so I started to face each other. There was no name at the back of our elementary school graduation photo, so I realized that I only remembered the name of one male classmate, and I forgot the name of everyone else. I even forgot the real name of the Five Tiger Generals back then, but I definitely won't forget the name of my first love.

I stared at my first love for a long time, recalling the bits and pieces with her back then, and felt that I was not an ordinary biao when I was a child, and I was a little tiger. After a while, I remembered that I was here to find someone, not to reminisce! So I continued to compare the same faces, 1o years, and the ghosts have changed, not to mention elementary school students, so I can't recognize who the person I met this morning is. So I called my sister and asked her if she knew Silly Tao's QQ number, and Silly Tao was also the only elementary school classmate I could contact.

Ran Mei asked me what I was looking for Silly Tao, and I told the truth, and Ran Mei warned me not to mention her. I assured Dye Mei that it had absolutely nothing to do with her, just to ask about my elementary school classmates. After getting Silly Tao's QQ, I'll go and add Silly Tao's friends. Silly Tao was online, and after checking it, he chatted with me. Silly Tao is okay, he doesn't hold grudges, and he said that if he were me, he would be like me at the beginning. And persuaded me to let me forget about the dyed sister quickly, because the dyed sister is a bus, and you can get on it casually by throwing coins.

I don't know why Silly Tao said that, maybe I inquired about it, and the bottom of the dyed sister was before. Actually, I don't like Silly Tao to scold my sister so much, but I still echo Silly Tao. After chatting and chatting, he said that he wanted to come out to sit down, have a meal, and resolve the previous contradictions, after all, they were old classmates. So I pushed the boat down the river and asked Silly Tao to come out for dinner at noon tomorrow. I also described the person I met today to Silly Tao, and Silly Tao asked me if I was Guan Yu? I said I don't recognize it, but Silly Tao suddenly said that line, I'll help you ask, see you at noon tomorrow.

The two of us ended the conversation like this, and I didn't know if it was right or wrong to contact Silly Tao, and I vaguely felt as if I had found another trouble for myself. At noon the next day, I had some money in my pocket, so I went to the appointment, and as soon as I arrived at the place, I saw the so-called old classmates yesterday. Before Silly Tao and the others arrived, this old classmate pulled me into the restaurant next to him, and I said that Silly Tao would come later. He said it would be the same to go in and wait, and we went into the hotel. After sitting down, I asked him: Do you still know Silly Tao? It's the one who transferred to Northeast Road Elementary School in the fifth grade of elementary school to play football.

This old classmate sighed, it seems that he doesn't remember Silly Tao, he said: Is it the one who grows quite tall, I used to have a good relationship with him, and I didn't clean him up when this kid was in school. Just as he said this, my mind suddenly lit up, I seemed to have overlooked something! I asked him: Our former homeroom teacher, Mr. Ma, have you gone back to see it? He said, "No." I said, "After dinner, let's go to the school in the afternoon to see the teacher, anyway, it's not far away, just two streets."

He actually nodded and said okay, I laughed in my heart right away, I can conclude at this moment that the person in front of me is either the wrong person or a liar! The elementary school across the street is Changping Primary School, which is not my alma mater at all. I guess if I ask him what my name is, he'll definitely say that he's forgotten jì or something. At the same time, I also think that I am ridiculous, why do I really regard him as an old classmate, and I also think that he is an elementary school classmate. When this kid called me yesterday morning, he didn't even say my name, and I just didn't realize that I had met a liar.

At this time, my mood was also much more relaxed, and I was ready to play with the liar in front of me for a while. Growing up so big, to be honest, I've never met a liar, because I'm so smart, it's still difficult to deceive me, and I don't have anything worth cheating. I chatted with this old liar classmate for a while, during which I received a text message from Silly Tao, telling me that he would come later and giving me a surprise. The scammer didn't talk for a while, and then asked me what kind of work I was doing lately, and I lied and said that I was running sales. The liar said don't do it, go to business with him, as long as I invest tens of thousands, I will be guaranteed less than 3 years.

I deliberately looked at him and said with a smile: Old classmate, I don't think you look like this anymore, it's unreliable. The liar continued to fool me: I won't tell you, Lao Tzu has been playing cards lately, and he has lost a lot of cards, otherwise he wouldn't have been mixed up like this. I scolded him in my heart: Get out of your mother's house, Dalian people never say playing cards, they all say playing mahjong, don't look at your Dalian accent, but the kung fu is still not deep. The scammer continued to drugged me and asked me to do business with him, I made a small head, he made a big head, and I was sure to make money.

I couldn't listen to it anymore, and I was about to start revealing his old secrets, I said: After talking for so long, you don't say what your name is, and you don't call me by name, I now wonder if we are old classmates. His face changed, and then he continued to say with a smile: Why did you suddenly talk about this? I said: You said that you are my elementary school classmate, which school did Lao Tzu graduate from, you can tell me. At this time, I had already changed my face, and he also felt that something was wrong, and he pretended to be stubborn: You are sick, and you have forgotten where you graduated.

I said, "Do you know what the elementary school that has been two streets away is called?" Changping Elementary School! The liar immediately said: Don't you talk nonsense, aren't we just graduating from Changping Primary School! I raised my hand and gestured to him: I'll slap you to death, hurry up and roll as far as Lao Tzu wants, Lao Tzu doesn't want to talk nonsense with you, just play with you, don't force me to do it. The liar still wants to continue pretending and asks me: What's wrong with you, you have a convulsion? I cursed a few swear words and asked him: I'll just ask a question, as long as you can answer it, it's not a problem to invest money in trading, you listen well, what's my name?

The liar said vaguely: Old classmates, let's talk well, whether we can do business together is secondary, let's ....... Before he could finish speaking, I immediately stood up, raised my hand and slapped him, and after the fan, he was stupid there. I snorted and walked out of the hotel. What the fuck is going on?,It's the first time I've met such a strange liar when I'm so old.,I'm a young college student and still want to lie to me.,It's really a certain way.。 When I got out of the hotel, I called Silly Tao, and when the phone rang, I asked him: Where are you? If it's inconvenient, forget it, the old classmate I met yesterday was not our elementary school classmate at all, she was a liar.

Silly Tao sighed, saying that it was incredible, but said that he would be there soon, let me not go, and give me a surprise later. I asked him what the surprise was, and he said I'll know in a moment. I waited for about 2o minutes, and just as I was about to reach the limit, I saw a big bus driving towards me. The one who drove was stupid, damn, it was Daben who used to send dyeing girls, and now he still drives Daben, is his car repair shop only repairing Daben? However, I saw a person sitting in the co-pilot, with a very familiar face, and my heart beat a little, and I vaguely felt as if I had touched something.

The car stopped in front of me, and Silly Tao got out of the car with the co-pilot. The person who came with Silly Tao didn't need Silly Tao to introduce me to him, and I recognized him immediately. Because I also saw a picture of him last night, a photo of us together, to be exact. The person standing in front of me is Guan Yu, the Five Tiger generals who robbed money and killed people with me in 95.