4. Blocked! I really don't want to live anymore!
It was almost midnight, and Long Wen, who was full, was already snoring on the sofa, and Marven was going to wash and sleep after completing the number of words required by the website, but Hu Che was still staring at the computer screen full of energy: "You're not sleepy?" Marven yawned, Hu Che just said "um", Marven was embarrassed to disturb him, and fell asleep on the bed.
The next day, when Long Wen got up from the sofa, he found that bread and milk had been prepared on the dining table, but there was no trace of Marven. Brat! What about writers? Long Wen almost asked in Hu Che's ear in a shouting tone, Hu Che blocked his ears and rolled over impatiently and said vaguely: "Go to work." ”
Long Wen: "Didn't he say he was a full-time writer?" Hu Che: "Who knows....purr....purr...."Long Wen scratched his head and walked to the front of the table and picked up the milk cup: "Is it working in the editorial department?" While thinking about it, the key unlocked the door, and Marven walked in: "You're up, good guy, and you haven't gotten up, it's almost noon." ”
He looked at Hu Che, who was sleeping with his head covered on the bed, and said. At this time, Long Wen saw the cap of the pizza shop on Marven's head: "Didn't you say that you are a full-time writer?" Marven: "The article has been tepid, there is not much money to be made, I have to eat and pay the rent, so I found a few part-time hourly jobs." ”
As he spoke, he pointed to the cap, "The pizza shop downstairs is delivered, and I have to go back to work when I'm busy at noon for a while." With that, he walked to the computer: "Let's see how popular it is." He turned on the computer while rubbing his hands, while Long Wen was still casually drinking milk and eating bread, "Wow! ”
A scream through the wall. The milk in Long Wen's mouth squirted out at once, and Hu Che jumped up from the bed in a daze: "What's wrong!" Is there an earthquake?! I saw Marven grabbing his hair and shouting in despair: "I've been blocked?!" What the hell is going on? ”
“…… Alleged....hacking ....... malicious... Swipe the ticket?! What the hell is going on!! I haven't done it yet! At this time, Hu Che walked to the computer in a daze: "What's the matter, what I did should not be discovered!" ”
Long Wen leaned his face over at this time: "Oh? No way! The attention that rose by more than 100,000 in one night is not a ghost who 'brushes' to believe it! Marven pulled his hair vigorously: "It's over!" I'm blocked! My reputation is completely stinky! I'm completely finished! I don't want to live anymore!! ”
Saying that, Marven rushed to the open window in tears all the way, "Ouch! Oh my god! Long Wen rushed up to stop him and hugged Marven who was stepping on the window frame: "I said little brother, are you treating yourself as a bird this time?" "It's all you, can't you kid 'hack' people's websites go step by step?" Long Wen shouted at Hu Che while struggling to hug the struggling Marven. Hu Che scratched the bird's nest head at this time: "Isn't there often a situation of overnight fame?" Long Wen: "Oh! O my God! ”
Marven, who was discouraged, is now completely in a state of separation between body and soul, but the money still has to be earned, and the pizza still has to be sent, Marven sat up quietly, sorted out his messy hair and clothes, put on the hat of the pizza shop, and said weakly: "I~work~work~go~~"
Then the soles of his feet almost "floated" out of the room as if he had stepped on cotton, and Long Wen clasped his arms with both hands: "I feel that this kid is in a state of seeking death, I have to follow him." Hu Che pointed at himself: "What about me?" Long Wen: "You kid is squatting at home and thinking about how to 'unfreeze' other people's accounts, it's really more and more helpful." ”
Hu Che: "I mean the same thing. Long Wen's eyes rolled at this time, as if he thought of something: "I just remembered that common sense says that literature is also on the side of art, and when are Taoist painters generally the most famous?" Hu Che thought for a while: "After death, he is the most famous!" Long Wen: "If Marven can't think about it, he will end up with his own life." Isn't this work his posthumous work? Maybe he will really be a 'god' when the time comes. ”
Hu Che: "It's also a 'god'." 'Seal the Grim Reaper'! Long Wen: "Anyway, we will definitely have to be investigated in the end, maybe we will become the sinners of the murder of the 'generation of literary giants', and then the majority of book friends will turn us into 'light pigs' and show us to the public, and then sentence us to life imprisonment, if we don't get a shot in the head, we can 'reunite' with Marven." ”
Hu Che: "You've read too many novels, and your imagination is too rich." I'm telling you I'm thinking the other side. Let's say that Marven 'committed suicide with hatred'..."Hu Che rubbed his hands and exposed the little horns of the little devil on his head: "We first started to hype the topic of 'hot-blooded literary and artistic young people dedicating themselves to their literary careers' on the Internet, and then put his remaining manuscripts or manuscripts on the auction network for auction." When the time comes... Hehehehe..."
"Smack!" Long Wen slapped Hu Che's head full of evil thoughts loudly, "You mean that if he doesn't die, I'm going to kill him?" Hu Che covered his head: "This is what you said." Long Wen pretended to walk out of the door with his hands behind his back and sighed: "Alas! The son is not the fault of the godfather~" "Bang dang! The door closed, and Hu Che rubbed his head and thought, "Huh?!" I don't take you so cheap! ”
The owner of the pizza shop looked at Marven who walked in with a blank look in his eyes and said, "Hey! You're all right, are you? Marven: "It's nothing~" How did the boss see him as if he was stimulated by some kind of stimulation. At this time, Long Wen ran in in a hurry and greeted the boss and said, "I'm sorry boss, Marven has a little cold, I'll deliver food instead of him." ”
Boss: "Who are you?" Long Wen: "I'm a temporary tenant of their house. The boss looked up and down at Long Wen, who didn't look like a good person, and said, "I've never seen such an enthusiastic tenant as you." Long Wen squeezed his eyes at this time: "Are you afraid that I will roll the pizza away, don't worry, I don't know the road either, I will send it with Marven, he will show me the way, he can still supervise me, you don't believe me, you have to believe Marven." ”
When the boss was talking to him, the phone call for food delivery never stopped, and he thought for a moment: "Okay! I can't help it, you two can go! Long Wen: "Okay! "Do you think so?" Long Wen turned his head to look at Marven, Marven probably didn't hear a word, and kept repeating in a low voice, "Account ~ Account ~"
Long Wen: "Yes!" If this brother hadn't 'committed suicide with hatred', I would have had to take it with me if he had a neuropathy after the worst episode. Thinking about it, he scolded in his heart: "Stinky boy, you hurry up and find a way." "At this time, Hu Che was holding a slice of bread in his mouth and trying to find a way to 'hack' Marven's website again, but this small website was attacked by hackers several times in a row without recruiting anyone and not provoking anyone, and it is estimated that the boss of the website can't figure out which way he has offended the fairy adult. (To be continued......)