Chapter 328, which excavator technology is stronger?

Lu Wan, such a gentle woman, had the urge to strangle Fang Yan and bury him in the snow, this son was really born by herself? How could he give birth to a son with such a character?

If you don't understand Fang Yan's tricks until now, then Lu Wan has also grown up in a scholarly family for nothing. People who read a lot are naturally smarter than ordinary people, and the moment she saw her son appear at the door, she understood what kind of ghost his son was thinking.

This bastard kid was worried that he would be bombarded by the family after he came back, so he made a call in advance and said that he would not go home for the Spring Festival, and it was naturally very sad to receive such a call. When he couldn't hold back and stood up for him and had a civil war with Fang Yixing, who was most angry at his escape, he suddenly appeared at the door—didn't that add fuel to the fire?

Lu Wan felt very sorry for her husband, it was pitiful enough to give birth to such a son for him, and she was sneered at and scolded by herself.

"You're back a long time ago, aren't you?" Lu Wan looked at Fang Yan and asked.

"It's not early." Fang Yan said. "I've just arrived home."

"I mean, you decided to go back to Yanjing for the Spring Festival a long time ago, and you came back early, but you didn't call me in advance to inform me - the call came, but you lied to me that you weren't going home for the New Year, which made me feel bad for a while-"

"Mom, I'm also going to surprise you." Fang Yan said embarrassedly.

"Surprise? Hehe, it was a pleasant surprise. Lu Wan beckoned to Fang Yan: "Fang Yan, come and show your mother." ”

Fang Yan looked at Lu Wan with wide eyes and vigilance, and said, "Mom, you don't want to beat me, do you?" ”

Lu Wan glanced at her son and said with a smile: "What am I beating you for?" You're my son, I want to see if you've lost weight, if you eat and sleep well-"

"Actually, it's fine." Fang Yan moved step by step in the direction where Lu Wan was. "But I have to stay in shape, and I don't dare to eat too much. It's that Fang Yingying has gained some weight. ”

"Yes, yes. I'm fat, I'm fat-" Fang Yingying echoed again and again, wanting to attract his mother's eyes to himself.

What saddened him was that what he did was useless, and no one looked at him at all.

Fang Haohan patted him on the shoulder and said empathetically: "No one looks at me either." ”

It's good that Fang Haohan didn't speak, but when he heard this comforting word, Fang Yingying's tears were about to flow out.

It's so sad!

Fang Yan moved in front of Lu Wan with great effort and said, "Mom, what do you want to see?" ”

Lu Wan suddenly made a move, grabbed Fang Yan's ear, and pulled his body in front of her.

Fang Yan screamed in pain again and again, and said, "It hurts, it hurts, Mom, light, it's going to break the phase-"

"What am I going to see? What do you say I'm going to see? Lu Wan scolded angrily. I just want to see if you're thick-skinned again-ah, are you so tormented by your own parents? How did I give birth to a son like you? You called home to deceive people when you arrived at the door, and caused me to quarrel with your father, you see that I don't tear your ears off-"

"Mom-Mom, I was wrong, I didn't want to do this, but Fang Yingying said that he should call home to inform him, and Fang Haohan also said that this would bring people a sense of surprise - first disappointing, and then I suddenly appeared in front of you - they all said that you would be very happy in this way, and blamed me for listening to their slander-" Fang Yan sold Fang Yingying Fang Haohan without hesitation.

What are the nephews used for? Isn't it just used to carry bags and block arrows and sell them?

Sure enough, Lu Wan's eyes swept towards Fang Hero Fang Haohan, and said murderously: "Fang Hero Fang Haohan-"

Fang Yingying and Fang Haohan looked at each other, and they both had a firm determination to pull Fang Yan off the horse.

Fang Yingying ran to Lu Wan with the big leather compartment, put the box down, knelt down with a plop, knocked his head three times, hugged Lu Wan's leg and cried: "Mother, I miss you so much, your old man's body is okay?" I can't be filial by your side when I go to find Uncle Xiao, you must take care of yourself-remember to eat when you're hungry, and remember to add clothes when you're cold-"

Seeing that Lu Wan's face was getting darker and darker, Fang Yingying realized that he had overperformed, and quickly pushed down the big box in front of him and opened it, and said with a courteous face: "Mother, look at it, these are all gifts that your daughter-in-law chose for you, there must be something you like—"

"Daughter-in-law?" Lu Wan was stunned. Fang Yan got married outside? The daughter-in-law has sent gifts?

Sure enough, the effect of this trick was good, and Lu Wan's focus was immediately shifted.

The muscles on Fang Yan's face twitched, and he felt the urge to casually cut Fang Yingxing with a thousand eight hundred knives and throw them out to feed the dogs.

You bastard bastard, why don't you open which pot? Are you still letting people live in peace? Do you have any righteousness if you don't talk about morality?

Fang Haohan saw that Fang Hero had used up all his tricks, and he was not to be outdone, and he knelt down in front of Lu Wan with a plop. After knocking his head three times, he shouted loudly: "My mother is above, the hero has kowtowed to you - Fang Haohan was ordered by the master to go to find the little uncle, and finally found the little uncle in Huacheng to live up to the teacher's expectations." Originally, we wanted to return to Yanjing immediately with Uncle Xiao, but Uncle Xiao was already working in Huacheng and was determined to pass on what he had learned to his students. This ambition is not small, and the hero and I dare not disturb, so we can only accompany the left and right. ”

"Cooking on the fire is my daily routine, and I take turns doing the laundry and mopping the floor. Uncle Xiao ate before we ate, Uncle Xiao slept before we slept with him, and he definitely didn't let Uncle Xiao go hungry for a day of cold - we were carefully loved by the Fang family and our mother, all grievances were not grievances, and all hardships were not hard. We just want to be able to give my mother an explanation when we come back, and we will be satisfied. ”

Lu Wan's tears were about to come out, and she stroked Fang Haohan's head and said, "Haohan, I have worked hard for you, I have worked hard for you-I know that you are a good boy, you and the hero are both good boys, but your master is too selfish, Fang Yan is a bastard, we shouldn't go to him-"

Now Fang Yan was not only trembling his cheeks, his whole body was shaking.

It's so hateful!

It's so hateful!

Hunting geese all day long, today I was pecked blind by two little geese. Isn't it true that they listen to their words the other way around?

Fang Yan wanted to kick Fang Yingying and Fang Haohan's buttocks, and scolded: "You two bastard guys, you touch your conscience and say-you sue my mother, who is taking care of whom in Huacheng?" Whose food are you eating? Who lives there? How did you survive in Flower City, penniless? You tell my mom clearly—"

It's a pity that he forgot about it, and his ears were still being held in Lu Wan's hands.

As soon as she saw that Fang Yan wanted to be rude, Lu Wan was even more angry, and with a hard tug, Fang Yan's kick fell short.

Lu Wan slapped Fang Yan's head and shouted, "You son of a loser, when did you do housework when you were at home?" If it weren't for Fang Yingying and Fang Haohan, how could you survive in Huacheng? You don't know that Entu Bao is still doing something to his benefactor - Fang Yan, you are too disappointing. ”

Fang Yan cried!

He wants to run away from home!

This home is so dark that he can't feel the slightest warmth.

The city is getting darker at night, when love passes

There can be a few happy ones

No one is loving me, no one is waiting for me anymore

I don't think I'll be lonely

The people of this city are too cold, too fragile as a result

I'm the only one left alone

I walked too much alone, and the tears kept rolling

Please save your love for me

My heart is so cold, waiting for you to come to hurt-

Syllable!

Fang Yan received another slap on the head.

"Also, what's the matter with my daughter-in-law there? How many girls are taller, what profession is long, is not beautiful, is your personality good - you don't even know your family and get married? Are you ready to marry your son? You're coming back this time for a showdown with me, right? If I don't say yes, you're going to elope with someone—explain it to me. ”

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Fang Yan was completely stupid.

Mom, have you watched too many bloody dramas at eight o'clock? What is the marriage of a son? What's the homecoming showdown? What is it to elope with someone?

What exactly are you talking about? I don't understand at all, okay?

At this moment, even the initiators Fang Yingying and Fang Haohan became idiots, and they couldn't speak for a long time with their mouths open.

They only mentioned 'daughter-in-law', and the rest is not what they said-Uncle Xiaoshi, you have to be aware of everything before you kill people, hey, hey.

"Mom, can you let go first?" Fang Yan said with red eyes. "You let go first, and I'll explain it to you."

"Let go and listen to your explanation? You can call and deceive people when you stand at the door of your home, can you still believe what you say if I let it go? Lu Wan sneered. Say it. Otherwise, I'll be too hard. Although your mother has never studied kung fu, she still has the strength to tear off an ear—"

"Mom, this is a misunderstanding. That's Fang Yingying's nonsense, how can you have a daughter-in-law-ouch, pain-"

"What do you mean? What is called, how can you have a daughter-in-law? I have a son, why don't I have a daughter-in-law? Can't you even find a daughter-in-law? Lu Wan was so angry that her teeth itched. No wonder your father said that you escaped from the battle without fighting, greedy for life and afraid of death, faceless and skinless - you can't even find a girlfriend, are you still worthy of being the man of our Fang family? ”

Fang Yan was completely desperate.

He raised his face forty-five degrees to look at the dark sky outside, the snow and ice were flying, and the cold wind was wailing, just as he was in a damp mood at this time.

"Mom, I've explained so much, I just want to ask a question-" Fang Yan asked in a sad voice. "Which excavator technology is stronger?"

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