96. [096] Xiahou Little Goldfish, why are you here?
She paused, but he took her words: "But are you afraid that I will be hit?" โ
Lin Bao pursed his lips, nodded, and said suspiciously: "You...... Not angry? โ
- How can you say that Nianhua is also his friend and good buddy! But now, the good buddy betrayed him, shouldn't he feel extremely angry?
Looking at Lian Che's indifferent face, she blinked and continued to ask, "Aren't you friends of life and death?" - If you are betrayed by a friend of life and death, you should be sad, right? โ
As soon as the words fell, he only heard Lian Che say coldly: "Then do you know what is the friend of life and death?" โ
- Isn't that easy?
Lin Bao cleared his throat and was about to answer, but he heard Lian Che say: "Friends of life and death, friends of life and death - isn't it a corpse?" What kind of relationship do you think I have with Nianhua? โ
"Poofโ"
Lin Bao suddenly felt that Lian Che's poisonous tongue kung fu was not ordinarily powerful, and compared to him, a teacher, she was just a rookie who had just started!
Glancing at Lian someone, who was extremely calm, Lin Bao said quietly: "Lian Che, are you angry and say okay?" โ
- Why beat around the bush like this!
Hearing this, Lian Che glanced at her and said lightly: "Who said I was angry!" โ
"I said it!" She raised her hand without fear of death, and finally made Lian Che smile, reached out and scraped the bridge of her little nose, and said helplessly: "You! โ
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After listening to Lin Bao's words, Lian Che placed eyeliner beside Nianhua, after all, there is a saying - it is better to believe it than to believe it.
Before leaving for the expedition, Lian Che, in order not to startle the snake, still handed over the government affairs of the DPRK and China to Lin Xingzhou and Nianhua.
As for General Feng, Lian Che ordered him to follow them on the expedition.
Originally, Nianhua also wanted to follow, but because of this holy decree, it was difficult to refuse, so he had to stand at the door to see them off.
Looking at Nianhua's slightly vicissitudes of life, Lin Bao retracted his head from the window, looked at Lian Che tangledly, and said, "You say-will he have any troubles?" โ
Difficulties?
Lian Che squinted slightly, suddenly remembering the results of the investigation that Gu Rufeng told him a few days ago, and when he met her eyes, he only smiled, "What do you want to do so much." โ
- yes, why did she think so much? These were originally things between the two of them, and it was about her!
After thinking about it, Lin Bao smiled and shrank back to the soft collapse behind the carriage to eat his heart, while Lian Che continued to study the topographic map of the border.
was eating to his heart's content, but Lin Bao somehow felt a feeling of nausea.
- Could it be that this snack has gone bad?
She frowned, looking at the snacks in her hand and wondering, but she hadn't eaten these snacks before! Could it be ...... Is she eating too much these days?
Lin Bao suddenly shook his head and hurriedly put down the snack in his hand.
- Emma, it looks like she's going to have to control her diet in the future.
It's just that strange to say, since she got on the road, her right eyelid has been jumping non-stop, as if to indicate something.
After a day's journey, everyone was a little overwhelmed, and considering everyone, Lian Che had no choice but to let the large army pause on the side of the road to rest.
Lin Bao, who was suffocated, took advantage of Lian Che's inattention to sneak out of the carriage and mixed into the army in men's clothes.
- God, it turns out that it is really a little soldier commander!
Lin Bao excitedly shuttled through the crowd, but she didn't want to be grabbed by the wrist, covered her mouth, and dragged her behind a stout tree.
She was so frightened that she wanted to scream, but she heard the man leaning into her ear and whispering, "Dead bun, it's me!" โ
Dead buns?
Lin Bao blinked, and dared to call her like that in Lianguo...... It seems that there is only that stinky boy of Xiahou Jinnian, right? - But shouldn't Xiahou Jinnian be in the palace now?
After thinking about it, she suddenly broke his hand, turned her head, and saw Xiahou Jinnian, who was dressed as a small soldier, looking at her with a gray face, her face full of sweat.
Anyone who looks at this look will find it funny.
Lin Bao frowned, lowered his voice and asked, "Xiahou little goldfish, why are you here?" โ
"What does this son have to do with you here!" He dragged it, but there was a little embarrassment in his eyes, and he inexplicably thought of what he said to her that day when he was drunk.
- God, for Mao he was going to drink at that time? For Mao she will find him at that time? He was drunk for Mao again, and he wanted to talk those nonsense to her!
Hearing his words, Lin Bao raised his eyebrows slightly, "Yo-you don't say that I know the way, you must have followed us to sneak out in order to hide from the smoke!" โ
โโฆโฆ Say whatever you want! He turned his face away, not daring to look her in the eye.
Looking at his appearance, Lin Bao didn't think much about it, just thought that he had sneaked out to hide from the smoke, and it happened that at this time, someone from the palace came out to look for her, and she had to get out of the city.
Unexpectedly, Xiahou Jinnian grabbed her hand from behind and said embarrassedly: "That, can you hide this matter for me, don't tell the emperor's cousin first?" โ
"Why?" She raised her chin and dragged him to the same arrogant appearance as he usually looked.
As if he didn't expect her to say this, the embarrassment on Xiahou Jinnian's face was even heavier, pursed his lips and didn't know how to explain to her, but he heard Lin Bao say: "Okay, I will keep it secret for you, but you should be careful yourself, otherwise Lian Che will definitely kill me at that time." โ
With that, she patted him on the shoulder.
Hearing her mention Lian Che, Xiahou Jinnian frowned, hesitated for a moment, and then said, "You...... What is the relationship with the emperor's cousin? โ
- Strange, why did Xiahou Jinnian ask about this today?
Lin Baohu blinked suspiciously, looked at him and said, "Xiahou Jinnian, did you not take medicine today, or did you really like Lian Che so you were jealous?" โ
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Xiahou Jinnian twitched the corners of his mouth, he really couldn't figure it out, for Mao, she could always think of him and the emperor's cousin together, no matter how much he explained, it would be useless.
At this time, the shouts outside were louder, and Lin Bao had no choice but to say goodbye to him and hurriedly ran back.
Xiahou Jinnian looked at her back and sighed lowly.
What the hell is he doing here, he actually likes a little eunuch, and he is such a stupid little eunuch who even has an ambiguous relationship with the emperor's cousin.
Thinking about it, he shook his head weakly and walked back to the army.
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Lin Bao just went back, and before he could catch his breath, he looked at Lian Che with a dark face and looked at her, and said coldly: "Can't you stay in the carriage honestly?" - Why do you keep running around? โ
Hearing this, Lin Bao pursed his lips aggrievedly, "It's because I've been staying in the carriage that I feel bored." โ
- Well, she seems to have some point.
Lian Che sighed helplessly, took the scallion pancake and handed it to her, and said, "Nuo - you won't be bored if you eat this in the carriage." โ
"Oh."
Lin Bao took the scallion pancake, took a bite and sat in the carriage, and Lian Che immediately followed, holding a few small books in his hand.
Out of curiosity, she blinked, leaned forward, and asked, "What are these?" โ
"I'll pass the time for you." Lian Chedao, with a hint of embarrassment on his face, stuffed all the small books into her arms, and then turned around and continued to look at the topographical map.
Lin Bao looked at the small book in his hand curiously, looking at the regular script on it, and then he barely recognized the words on it.
I saw that there was a book called "My Favorite Blue Face Confidant", another book called "The Story of the Fox Becoming an Immortal", and another book called "Just in the Spring Rain Mu Junxin".
She's embarrassed, aren't these all small books similar to romance novels? Could it be that he borrowed these for her?
- God, if that's the case, then how much courage Lian Che must have!
After all, in her opinion, a big man helping a woman borrow a romance novel is tantamount to helping a woman buy an aunt's towel.
Ahem, it's really not easy for Lian Che to do this.
After thinking about it, she ate scallion pancakes while reading those so-called romance novels with suspicion.
Seeing half of it, Lin Bao raised his head and asked, "Lian Che-"
"Huh?" He didn't lift his head, holding a pen and drawing something on the topographic map.
"Why is there a person named Li Bai who doesn't like to be a guest at someone else's house the most?" She said cutely, wanting to see if his answer was the same as in the book.
Unexpectedly, Lian Che didn't even raise his head, and said lightly: "Because if you go to be a guest, you have to eat, and the host will politely say to Li Bai, 'Li Bai eats, Li Bai eats'." โ
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She was confused, isn't this a homonym for "you idiot", okay - suddenly felt that Lian Che's IQ had become higher.
In order to avoid being hit by Lian Che's high IQ, Lin Bao decided to read the novel silently and never talk to Lian Che!
It's just that it didn't take long for Lian Che to post the goods by himself, lying on the soft couch and looking at her affectionately, and said, "Bao'er, what's the matter with me suddenly feeling dry mouth?" โ
Boa?
- Emma, how did this name become so disgusting by his name?
Lin Bao handed him the teacup while reading the novel.
Lian Che looked at the teacup in his hand with a dark face, took a sip and put it back, and continued to say: "Bao'er, my wound is a little itchy, what should I do?" โ
"Call the Imperial Doctor."
She couldn't take her eyes off it, watching the scene in the novel with all her eyes.
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Lian Che was really popular this time, and stepped forward to snatch the novel in her hand, but it made her dissatisfied, "What are you doing!" โ
"Are you okay?" He said aggrievedly.
Lin Bao gritted her teeth, you must know that the person who robbed her novel is very hateful, but the person who robbed her novel and pretended to be wronged is the most hateful!
- "Lian Che, can you not be so shameless!" โ
Besides, didn't he roll the sheets with her before he left this morning, why did he want to roll them again now?
Who knows, even Che was not annoyed when he heard it, he simply stripped off his clothes, lifted her up and rode on top of him, and said cheekily: "Anyway, you said that I am shameless, and I am so sorry for you if I am shameless." โ
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Lin Bao was speechless, and was about to get up, but he didn't want to be dragged under him, a pair of big hands neatly untied her clothes, and before she could open her mouth to resist, he sealed it with a kiss.
- peat, how she was eaten again!
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Afterwards, as usual, Lin Bao got dressed aggrievedly, sat on the edge of the bed sadly, rubbed his sore waist, and complained: "Lian Che, can't you be light next time?" โ
"Hmmโwhy don't I try it this time?" Even someone who was not dressed before he said and pounced on her again.
Lin Bao dodged away from him with a spirit, and said sullenly: "Lian Che, can't you put on your clothes first?" โ
- If someone sees it later, how embarrassed she and him will be.
Lian Che put on his clothes according to his words, but he didn't want to pull the wound unintentionally, and couldn't help but gasp.
Lin Bao looked at him, hurriedly opened his clothes and looked at his wound, carefully looked at the wound, and then breathed a sigh of relief and glared at him fiercely, "Look, it's made you lighter, you don't listen." โ
Hearing this, I only heard someone explain like this: "I am so desperate to make you comfortable, who knows that you don't think about me, but blame me." โ
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She was silent and dressed him.
- Did she say she wanted him to work so hard? Not at all! It seems that the face of her emperor has been getting thicker and thicker recently.
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When Lian Che and his party arrived at the border, it was already half a month later.
Coincidentally, at this time, Yan Guo, who first provoked the war, sent an envoy, saying that he hoped to negotiate peacefully.
Just when everyone hoped that this negotiation would be successful, they didn't want Lian Che to directly kick the ambassador out of the barracks, so scared that they ran back.
In this regard, Lin Bao was curious: "What did the ambassador say to you?" Makes you so angry. โ
I only heard Lian Che say with a gloomy face: "He told Lao Tzu that he hoped that Lao Tzu would not put his heart on a eunuch, and also said that he was willing to be a eunuch in exchange for peace between the two countries, and Lao Tzu really wanted to kill him!" โ
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Lin Bao, who had never heard Lian Che burst into foul language, finally saw what it meant to be "not a hit, a blockbuster".
- Well, she felt a little sympathy for the ambassador, and remembering his pale face, she thought that Lian Che's kick must have been light, right?
Actually, she really wanted to give the ambassador a word - Nozuonodie!
Unfortunately, the ambassador never heard that again.
And because Lian Che kicked the ambassador, Yan Guo immediately became angry, but before they could issue a war letter, Lian Che sent a war letter over.
When Lin Bao asked Lian Che why he wanted to take the initiative to attack others, the emperor of her family replied: "Lao Tzu wants to seek justice for you!" โ
From this, Lin Bao also understood a truth, he must not make Lian Che angry in the future, otherwise once he explodes foully, he will never be able to take it back!
Ahem, although even Che burst into a foul mouth, it's quite cute.
But at the same time, she also understood the fact that the ambassador did not live long.
Just when Lin Bao was waiting for the news of Lian Che's triumph in the barracks with anticipation, what he heard the most was that Lian Che brought Yan Chuchu, the princess of Yan Guo who was injured by himself, back to the barracks.