Chapter 119: Kill You Stinky Rascal (Brothers, Smash the Flowers)
(Brothers, the Star Soul is still stuck with people in the tenth place, I hope you will work harder to let the Star Soul sprint forward a few places, thank you)
It's late at night, except for the people playing in the singing room, it's very deserted outside, Ye Fan put a pen on the monkey's neck with one hand and looked at Yan Shishi: "Is there a car?" ”
Yan Shishi pointed out: "That's it." ()”
went to the side of the car with Yan Shishi, and when Yan Shishi started the car, Ye Fan pulled the monkey to the back seat together, and the car drove out quickly.
"Big brother, where are you pulling me to?" Not only are the monkeys a little scared, but they have let you go, why do you have to let people get into the car?
Ye Fan looked behind, there was no car chasing him, and smiled at the monkey: "You want to know where to go, right?" ”
The monkey nodded in confusion, and suddenly there was another pain in his neck.
"You open the door." Ye Fan said with a smile.
"What are you doing with the door?"
One of the monkey's hands opened the door, but he immediately regretted it as soon as he opened it, and before he could close it, Ye Fan kicked the monkey, and the monkey screamed strangely, and was kicked onto the road, and rolled out for a long distance before stopping.
"Sister Shishi, you are so sexy dressed like this! It's so charming! People like it so much. After closing the door, Ye Fan stretched out his head and said with a smile.
The car stopped to the side of the road with the screeching sound of brakes, and Yan Shishi turned her head and asked, "Who are you?" ”
"It's really sad, I don't even know me anymore, it's a shame that I call you Sister Shishi so close." Ye Fan said depressedly.
Yan Shishi turned on the lights in the car and looked, ah, ah, how did the man in his thirties just now become a stinky hooligan like Ye Fan, no wonder he looked at himself so shamelessly just now, as if he was going to rip off other people's clothes.
"Sister Shishi, don't you scream so scary, okay? I have not insulted you. Ye Fan opened the car door and sat in front.
Yan Shishi wondered, what's going on? It's obviously someone else, but all of a sudden, it has changed.
"You? What's the matter with you? What's changed? You're not going to be a ghost, are you? Yan Shishi asked scaredly, she was really a little scared, she was not afraid of hooligans and scoundrels, but ghosts, something that no one had ever seen, were the most lethal to girls.
Ye Fan's head poked forward, and his tongue stuck out: "Hehe, I'm really a ghost, you can see this?" ”
"Ah......" Yan Shishi shouted again, and hit Ye Fan on the head with a head and face.
Ye Fan was almost beaten and cried, and quickly grabbed Yan Shishi's hands: "Don't fight, if you are killed, you will really become a ghost." ”
Yan Shishi stopped: "Then, then you're not a ghost?" ”
"Of course I'm not a ghost, I'm Ye Fan, I saved your life, and even beat me, it's really barbaric, no wonder no one wants you." Ye Fan Qidao.
"Who says no one wants me?" As soon as Yan Shishi heard that Ye Fan dared to say this, she immediately became angry Ye Fan grabbed Yan Shishi's little hand, kneading it gently, feeling the softness and smoothness of Yan Shishi's little hand: "It doesn't matter if no one wants it, you can find me, I don't pay much attention to it." ”
Yan Shishi felt the kneading of her hands, and then she realized that both of her hands were grabbed by Ye Fan, and her face was flushed with shame, and she pulled out her hands at once.
Starting the car, Yan Shishi's heart was pounding, this hooligan dared to grab his hand, but his hand had never been touched by other men, he was really angry.
Her face was hot and hot, Yan Shishi still pretended to be natural and asked, "Why are you there?" ”
"That's the question I want to ask you, too." Ye Fan said.
"I see, you rascal, go there, yes." Yan Shishi thinks this is the most reasonable explanation.
"Cut, Sister Shishi, you can insult my looks, but you can't insult my personality, a super handsome guy like me, can you use it? It's a pure international joke, but it's you, the dignified people's policeman, dressed like this, are you going to work part-time? But you are short of money to tell me, go to that kind of place, there are so many people, how good it is for you to come to me directly, old acquaintance, the price is also negotiable. ”
"Ye Fan, you get out of here." Yan Shi screamed poetically.
"Why do I get down? Why don't you get out of here? I'm just going to roll, and I'm going to roll with you, preferably in bed. Ye Fan had a dirty smile on his face, if he could roll around on the big bed with Sister Shishi, wouldn't it be beautiful?
Yan Shishi was angry with Ye Fan to death, beat it, she drove the car by herself, she couldn't beat it, scold, she was not as thick-skinned as him, and she didn't seem to be able to scold him, which really made this hooligan angry.
Remembering that he almost let those hooligans catch him just now, and now this hooligan is angry with himself again, and says that he is doing part-time work there, Yan Shishi is aggrieved to death, and tears actually flow down uncontrollably.
Ye Fan waited for Yan Shishi to continue to scold, but after waiting for a while, Yan Shishi didn't reply, turned his head and looked, and saw a black bar on Yan Shishi's face, and tears washed up the eyeshadow.
Dizzy, I actually said a few words, and I made this police flower sister angry and cry, she doesn't look like such a fragile person?
"Hehe, Sister Shishi, why are you still crying?" Ye Fan asked with a smile.
It doesn't matter what she said, Yan Shishi's tears flowed down even more, and while crying, Yan Shishi wiped it with her hand from time to time, and her face suddenly became a big flower face.
"Don't cry, Sister Shishi, aren't I kidding with you?" Ye Fan is most afraid of women crying, especially beautiful women crying, which makes people feel distressed.
"You don't have to." Yan Shishi shouted loudly, said, wiped it again, and her face had become like a Peking Opera mask.
"I don't care who cares? Who made you my dear sister Shishi? I've touched your little hands, and I'm responsible for you. ”
"Shut up, I don't have to be responsible for you scoundrel."
"That's good."
"Hey, my eldest lady, Sister Shishi, don't cry, I'm wrong, can't I say something wrong?" Ye Fan saw Yan Shishi's crying pear blossoms with rain, and suddenly didn't know what to do.
"Nope."
"Then how do you let me stop crying?"
"I cry mine, I don't have to worry about you, I love to cry, I just want to cry, you don't have to worry about crying to death, you just continue to be angry with me." Yan Shishi said angrily.
"Sister Shishi, don't cry, why am I angry with you, I am here to get your attention, I want you to pay attention to me to be angry with you, who do you say made you look so beautiful? Can anyone else be blamed? Let people see that their hearts are popping and jumping, don't be angry with you, how can you remember me, isn't it? My mother, Sister Shishi, Aunt Shishi, Grandma Shishi, don't cry. "Ye Fan sent Yan Shishi to make a mess, why is this woman out of control when she cries?
Yan Shishi burst out laughing, but there were still tears on her face, which looked very funny.
"Who's your name, Grandma? Shameless. ”
Ye Fan said with a smile: "Laugh, laugh, this is how it looks good." ”
Yan Shishi felt ashamed herself, crying and crying, she was actually led to laugh by this stinky hooligan, stopped the car on the side of the road, and two small pink fists rained down on Ye Fan: "Kill you, kill you stinky rascal, let you be angry with me, angry with me." ”
Ye Fan's call it a happiness, what kind of beating is this? It's clearly coquettish with her boyfriend.
"Shishi, your skin is so white and delicate!" Ye Fan enjoyed the beauty's pink fist while enjoying the beautiful beauty's bare back.