Chapter 2 The Young Man Who Loves to Sleep

Chapter 2 The Young Man Who Loves to Sleep

The universe is magical, giving birth to countless planets, each with its own characteristics and differences. Some monsters are everywhere, and some warriors are rampant, and in the end, life is strong and everywhere.

Among them, there is a planet shimmering with blue-red brilliance, and it is rotating slightly in the vast universe.

Throughout it, there is a peaceful scenery, high-rise buildings, and a surging flow of people. The mountains are endless, and the birds are born.

In such a world, there is no strife, no war, only the growth of all things that cannot be seen at a glance, and a peaceful atmosphere is revealed.

People of all shapes live under the worry-free blue sky, some work, some travel, some drink tea and chat, and some fall in love and quarrel. Everything is happening quietly in the laws of nature.

The above situations are all within the normal range, of course, there are some abnormalities, such as idleness and nothing to climb a tall building as a dead type, the family is too superior and the family is everywhere to talk about the type, not good at studying to read novels, this... Ahem, ahem.

What's more important is that there is such a person, who does not do well in the classroom, stands in front of him with a book, pretends to read a book, but snores like thunder.

At this moment, there is such a person, hiding in a corner of the university classroom, sleeping so much that his saliva is flowing out. Unbeknownst to him, on the podium at the front, a middle-aged woman in her forties was holding the roster in her hand for roll call.

"Liu Xue. ”

"To. ”

"Tian Dongxu. ”

"To. ”

"Lu Xiao"

"To. ”

"Lou Yeyu. ”

When the name appeared, there was silence in the classroom, and no one gave a loud answer.

"Lou Yeyu..."

The middle-aged woman on the podium finally couldn't help it, and when she shouted the name for the second time, she was almost roaring.

At the same time, everyone's eyes in the classroom fell on the young man at the back, and the poor young man, who was still standing in front of him with a book, fell asleep like no one else.

In the next second, a blackboard eraser with the sound of breaking wind came out of the air at a speed of 200 kilometers per second, and its accuracy was almost zero deviation in the legend, and finally fell on the young man's head with extreme accuracy.

"What is it?" the young man subconsciously shouted after being awakened by a slap on the blackboard with incomparably accurate accuracy.

"Poof. ”

The slightly confused voice suddenly made all the students can't help but pop out, and then they stifled the laughter that was about to be released, and their faces were flushed, which was very funny.

Look at the young man named Lou Yeyu again, he looks embarrassed and dazed, and there is still colorful powder left by the blackboard on his head. A pair of eyes clicked, and it was clear that he hadn't woken up from his sleep yet.

This guy, a typical hob meat, looks at his expression, as if he doesn't care in the slightest, obviously this is not the first time this kind of thing has happened.

"Lou Yeyu, you actually dare to sleep in my class, and talk nonsense after I wake you up, look at yourself, your face is full of ruffians, what is it that you still look like a student?" roared the middle-aged woman Hedong Lion.

The young man in the corner looked confused, and it wasn't until he slowed down for a moment that he gradually understood what was going on.

"Inside... I was reading too late last night and accidentally fell asleep. His justification, with a certain dramatic overtone, provoked the originally quiet class to reappear with a pop.

The term too late to read is really appropriate, but it's a little bit untimely.

Sure enough, such a lie did not deceive the middle-aged woman on the podium, and the middle-aged woman on the podium was already trembling with anger at this moment. This student, she is actually not pleasing to the eye at all.

"Get the hell out of here. The middle-aged woman who couldn't bear it finally couldn't help but drink.

After that, the young man got out, looking at his steps, steady and firm, and then looking at his expression, there was a little blazing spirit, obviously for this kind of thing, he was used to it.

This is not the first time Lou Yeyu has been punished. Since Lou Yeyu accidentally offended a very ugly girl one day, his nightmare has come from here, because the girl's mother is an old woman who has reached menopause on the podium.

Reluctantly walked out of the classroom, Lou Yeyu stood against the wall, with a faint smile on his indifferent expression, that smile was a little evil, but also a little handsome.

Then a cigarette appeared in his hand, and he smoked it as if no one was around, reappearing his handsome side.

Maybe it was because he was too focused on the feeling of swallowing clouds and spitting fog, so that someone didn't know when he came to his side, until the cigarette in his mouth was pulled out, and Lou Yeyu opened his somewhat tired eyes.

In an instant, a bright sensation appeared in his eyes, and he stared straight ahead...

"Stinky boy, have you been punished again?" An extremely handsome beauty appeared in front of Lou Yeyu, with snow-white fingers, and pinching half of the cigarette butt that had just been pulled out of Lou Yeyu's mouth.

"Why did you get punished this time? Don't tell me it's because I slept in class. As if guessing the reason why Lou Yeyu was punished, the woman rolled her eyes and said.

Hearing this, Lou Yeyu just shrugged his shoulders noncommittally and acquiesced in everything.

The beautiful teacher was helpless and spoke again: "I want to know what else you can do every day besides sleeping." ”

For Lou Yeyu's sleep skills, this beautiful teacher has been taught countless times, except for staying awake in her own class, all other courses are sleeping, and there are so many times, this guy can fall asleep while eating, and finally was carried back to the dormitory...

"Hehe, the instructor is wrong, I will go more, such as singing, offering flowers, listening to music bubble girls, these are my strengths. Lou Yeyu smiled shamelessly and said lightly.

For Lou Yeyu's inattention, it seems that the beautiful teacher has already understood, she glared at the latter fiercely, snuffed out the cigarette butt in her hand, and said in a serious tone: "Smoking in public, but I violated the school rules, this time I will turn a blind eye, hum, don't take it as an example." ”

Lou Yeyu has been listening to this sentence for almost two years, from freshman to sophomore, this beautiful female guide has always taught him with this most gentle tone, and if it is not an example, I don't know if it has been said tens of thousands of times.

"Boss, I don't know why, every time I see you, my little mood is always extraordinarily beautiful. The corners of Lou Yeyu's mouth rose, and he said in a slightly ruffian tone.

"Poor, continue to be poor, I think the Sanda course for a while, I need to add more practical knowledge. For this kind of unobtrusive student, beautiful women are obviously commonplace, and said with red lips.

"Ahem, cough, cough..."

Lou Yeyu regretted his previous sigh a little, because he suddenly remembered a sentence, that sentence should have been said, if you don't do it, you won't die, and the current Lou Yeyu is obviously a bit of a rhythm of death.

Although the beauty in front of her is beautiful and can be called the most beautiful guide, her skills are definitely anti-wolf.

The beautiful instructor's name is Concubine Xuanyin, who is the teacher of Songjiang University, and the popular explanation is that among the hundreds of teachers, she is the most beautiful one. is such a beautiful instructor with a peerless face, but she is the Sanda Champion of Songjiang City for three consecutive years, and is currently the Sanda Coach of Songjiang University in Songjiang City, and the instructor of the History Department.

As for why Lou Yeyu called her the boss, it was because in the Sanda world, she was a well-deserved leader, naturally, the school did not allow teachers and students to call her like this, but in private, some students who had a good relationship with her would still call her like this.

Concubine Xuanyin has a very good personality, and she will not embarrass students because she is a guide, on the contrary, in many cases, she will take the initiative to help some students. For example, if some students make mistakes outside of school, she will help them hide from the world, and even if some students' family conditions are not good, she will be generous, and for such a righteous beautiful female guide, all students like it very much, and finally become the popular dream lover.

Concubine Xuanyin is very popular, and there are many followers, Lou Yeyu is one of the many followers, but this product has been working hard for two years, and in the end there is still no effect.

It's no wonder, after all, no matter the appearance or background, Lou Yeyu is too unremarkable. What's more, this kind of teacher-student relationship, although it has been rumored a lot, rarely happens in reality, so like everyone, although it has been hard work for two years, the relationship is still as dull as ever.

But Lou Yeyu is not a fuel-efficient lamp, as soon as he has the opportunity, this guy will still use all kinds of means to confuse the beautiful guide, although all kinds of means are just the same stalking, but I have to say that this shameless spirit is also a kind of strength.

Although the two years of hard work did not succeed, they did not fail, and usually speaking, the two are relatively close.

"Boss, do you have time at noon, give me a chance to eat together. "This shameless energy is coming up again.

Concubine Xuanyin smiled faintly and said, "If you can defeat me in today's sanda class, I can consider it, otherwise... No need to talk. ”

After speaking, Concubine Xuanyin left without looking back, leaving only an intoxicating fragrance that intoxicated someone.

"Hey, can you talk?" Lou Yeyu shouted at her back.

Concubine Xuanyin didn't answer, just smiled back and nodded slightly. In that way, it really has the charm of laughing at the city and then laughing at the country.

In an instant, Lou Yeyu's beast's blood boiled, and the face that was not very handsome became more and more filthy.

In fact, for Lou Yeyu, Concubine Xuanyin didn't care much at first, because this guy was too ordinary after all, except for being out of tune all day long, nothing else was worth paying special attention to, and of course, he slept all day long, regardless of the occasion.

But when she opened this guy's report card, Concubine Xuanyin was suddenly surprised, because this little guy actually took the top score of the college entrance examination of Peking University and didn't go, and actually ran to Songjiang University, which is not even a provincial focus, and chose the most unfavored history department, is this just a personal preference?

For such a choice, although Fei Xuanyin was a little puzzled, she was still within the scope of acceptance, after all, everyone has their own choices and secrets, and she didn't understand it too deeply. But the two things that happened outside the rest had to make Concubine Xuanyin pay special attention to Lou Yeyu, because these two things had already involved herself.

It was a provincial university sanda competition, and Concubine Xuanyin, as a new teacher, especially a woman, naturally became the target of other school sanda teachers, and even a man who had pursued her and was annoyed and angry, taking this opportunity to be embarrassed again and again, knowing that he could not defeat the three consecutive champions of this province and city in fighting, he actually sent subordinate students to provoke him.

At that time, Concubine Xuanyin trembled with anger under the gloating gaze of the crowd. She is just a new teacher, how can she teach excellent students in a short period of time, and even at that moment, some teachers in her school shook their heads again and again.

However, just when Concubine Xuanyin was about to cry in a hurry, a ruffian young man with half a cigarette butt in his mouth said in a ruffian voice beside her: "Within five minutes, I can defeat all the students from other schools who challenge our school." ”

As soon as this sentence came out, it shocked everyone and solved the embarrassing situation for Concubine Xuanyin. Even after a year, Sun Xin still clearly remembers the shock and sensation brought by the unattractive young man when he shouted that crazy sentence.

Next, the martial arts arena of Nano University began to perform alone.

The legs are like wolves, the fists are like tigers, and the signature moves in Sanda are displayed on the young man like a cloud, which shocks the eyes of all the onlookers.

The just right attack, the perfect defense, even if Fei Xuanyin plays in person, he can't be as casual as the young man, but everyone can see it clearly, the young man's movements have not deviated from the sanda track, all of them are taught by Fei Xuanyin every day, and they take the same route, which also directly blocks everyone's mouth that intends to ask for guilt.

It's just that in the time close to the final countdown, the young man faced an equally outstanding opponent, and finally mixed a little purple gas in the punch style that he couldn't help but play.

It was that trace of purple gas that successfully defeated the opponent in seconds.

Although everyone present was still intoxicated with the joy of victory and cheering, as a concubine Xuanyin from a large family, she recognized the origin of the purple qi shining in an instant, and her name was... Taoist true qi.