Li Er woke up, had a headache, retched, wanted to vomit, but couldn't vomit. I don't have the strength to do it. He sighed: "It seems that I am indeed old, and I can't stop drinking, people are really afraid of being famous, pigs are afraid of being strong." He asked Xiao Taohong beside him: "I want to get up, the village has a meeting today to discuss poverty alleviation, I can't go if I don't go." ”

Little Peach said lazily: "You can't get up when you're drunk, people will have already finished driving." Look, what time is it? It's almost there, everyone is taking a nap, who are you going to find in the village? ”

"Huh? No, I don't remember being very drunk, I felt a little heavy, Xiaohong helped me upstairs, and when I was lying down, I also took the opportunity to kiss her and get a little bit of her justice. ”

"Wow, it turns out that people are not intoxicated, you are still cheap, do you want to praise you a few words?" Xiao Taohong stretched out her hand and twisted Li Er's thigh, slowly increasing the intensity of the twisting in her hand, and asked, "Do you dare to look for flowers and ask willows outside in the future?" If you don't understand, I'm not satisfied, and it's strange to see if I don't twist you to death! ”

Li Er pretended to be crazy and stupid in front of Xiao Taohong, and said half-coquettishly and half-seriously: "I was drunk." I'm usually a very well-behaved man. But there are still shortcomings, you don't always praise me, don't criticize me, you know, pride makes people backward, criticism makes people progress. ”

Little Peach corrected him: "It should be modesty that makes people progress." It is said that criticism makes people progress, and they are not afraid of outsiders' jokes. ”

Li Er simply came to be brazen, pulled Xiao Taohong's arm into his arms, and said, "Kiss me, kiss me." He shook Little Pink's arm vigorously, and tried his best to ask for it, to fight for it.

Xiao Taohong listened to the movement outside and whispered: "You were drunk yesterday and couldn't leave, so you lived upstairs on the seafood floor, this is my bedroom." The workers are used to coming up and down, you don't shy away from it, tell me how to do business? This is a seafood building, a public place, not your home, to protect your cadre image. ”

Although Xiao Taohong said so, she still met Li Er's request, quickly bowed her head and kissed Li Er, helped Li Er up, and sat on the sofa in the living room upstairs. Bring him the tea and hand it to him. looked at Li Er affectionately and asked him kindly, "What do you want to eat?" I'll do it for you myself. ”

"I want to eat and get beaten, you should know wow." Li Er looked at Xiao Taohong's bewitching body with bad intentions. Looking at the white skin of the little peach, and the big phoenix eyes, I was fascinated. Imagination.

Little Peach seemed a little shy, she glanced at her brother's hot eyes, and told him: "Long night, the moon in the sky will not set for a while and a half, enough for you to enjoy." There's time, I'll cook for you. ”

Xiao Taohong didn't wait for Li Er's consent, and broke free of Li Er's hand, feeling satisfied. Went downstairs. When he came back from a short period of effort, he was holding a bowl of longevity noodles with three poached eggs in it. There is also a pack of Li Er's favorite pickles.

Li Er barely ate, and there was food in his stomach. I didn't feel bored, staggered downstairs, and came to the beautiful chicken shop. He asked, "Donkey, how are your 10,000 chickens prepared?" ”

The donkey said, "I'm doing everything I can to make it up." I guess there are already 8,000 of them. ”

"Your cooperation method is to take care of each person, and you are responsible for the acquisition alone, and then sell it out as a whole to earn the difference in the middle?"

"I want to put it away and get out again, but I don't have that much capital. I have to take care of everyone individually. Alas, it is difficult to seek profit without capital. ”

"Aren't the banks rich?"

"I can't get a loan because I haven't paid off the loan yet." The leather donkey lowered his donkey's head.

Li Erpan asked, "Have you verified the information of the boss who asked for the goods?" As far as I know, the avian flu is so bad outside that basically no one dares to eat chicken. The boss asked for 10,000 chickens at once, which is not a small amount. You must carefully screen the information, and you must not blindly mess around and put your last bit of money into it. ”

The leather donkey listened to Li Er's words, and broke out in a cold sweat. hurriedly called the phone again, and the phone from the chicken boss became a busy signal that was busy. He was clever and quickly told the owners of several other chicken shops he had contacted, telling them not to rush to buy goods from the chicken farms??????

Li Er broke the huge plan, and he didn't dare to blame Li Er openly, but he still complained about Li Er's meddling. Da Da said, as long as the donkey takes the bait this time and brings those chickens in, he can't sell any of them, and if he smashes them in his hands, he will be completely bankrupt. If you don't have money in your hand, the bank doesn't support it, and you count on borrowing it from your neighbors and relatives, that's a joke. Who has the money to lend it now? The landlord has no surplus food at home.

Li Er called the huge to a place where no one was. admonished him: "Huge, you have to be forgiving and forgiving, and you can't do too much to be a man." You have to leave yourself a way back. We are all villagers in the village, if you don't look at the monk's face to see the abbot, you can't kill them all. ”

Huge turned out to be a whim, and I didn't think about so many consequences. Now that Li Er has made the relationship clear, he is a little scared, knowing that the consequences of doing so are quite serious. Another reason is that the paper can't contain the fire. Sooner or later, the donkey will know the truth of the matter. At that time, the donkey fell bankrupt and owed a lot of debts, and he knew that it was the huge design that framed him, and it was strange that he didn't fight with the huge one. Before the big mistake was made, and the brakes were still in time, he quickly canceled this deadly joke and disappeared, and the leather donkey had not suffered any economic losses, but it was just a false joy. At most, I think someone is deliberately playing a prank and bringing him down with poverty. Don't think deeply.

Liu Xueyin has been very comfortable these days. First of all, the high-spirited leather donkey fell apart, and there was no longer that smug expression, Liu Xueyin was a typical owner who hated people and laughed at people, and the chicken shop of the leather donkey collapsed, she saw that the leather donkey was no longer so vigorous, and her heart felt a lot more transparent. In addition, she has a huge man, and in recent times, she has worked honestly in the seafood building, and she didn't cause any trouble, not to mention, the seafood restaurant paid her salary, but he didn't go to receive it, and asked Liu Xueyin to get it, so Liu Xueyin was relieved. A man won't be bad if he doesn't have money in his hands, it doesn't matter if a woman has money in his hands, she is even worse if she doesn't have money. Someone said. You're hitting the majority. Yu snickered and just kidding. Everybody's a nice guy, isn't it?

After a long night, Zhang San went over and over again, and he didn't fall asleep all night. I calculated and calculated, and finally ended up with a miserable end of chicken and egg, and I felt so desolate in my heart! The return of the big woman in front of me is both a good thing and a bad thing. She found a good home. After the eldest grandson went back, he tied the knot with her brother-in-law and went in and out of pairs. Where there is money, there is power, and there is style. Zhang San went to look for her and came back, at first glance, Zhang San was almost unrecognizable, the eldest grandson was sitting in a car, and there was smoke under his buttocks. Slipped into the house with a flash of fire. Seeing that it was Zhang San who came, he changed the practice of greeting each other with a smile for many years, with a black face and an official tone. dragged a long voice and asked, "Zhang San, what are you doing here?" I worked as a cow and a horse in your old Zhang family, did you give me a salary? Without waiting for Zhang San to reply, the eldest grandson continued: "All these years. I'm loyal to you in the urinal wow, in the end, the big woman who didn't have the slightest strength came back, and she became a guest. The old lady has become a stinky fish and rotten shrimp. Is there such a thing in the world? If it weren't for the hard life of the old lady, your family would have been angry to death! ”

Zhang San pleaded in a low voice: "Big Sun, we have also been husband and wife for many years. Even if you pity me Zhang San, go back and live a good life with me. I promise the party that I will not treat your old man badly. Always and everywhere, with your horse's head as a foresight, never dare to disobey at all. ”

"The horse's head? It's also a goddamn donkey's hand. Now that my mother has finally found a good man who knows cold and hot to marry, what are you doing here? Do you want me to suffer twice and suffer two more sins? Get out, my mother won't pee on your Zhang San's pot. See what this is? Money! Da Lao Sun took out 30,000 yuan from the bag next to him, showed it to Zhang San, and then put it back in the bag. Then he tilted his head and deliberately didn't look at Zhang San's pig face. Close your eyes and open your mind.

The eldest grandson's little uncle, seeing that Zhang San was coming, at first he was afraid that the eldest grandson would not be happy, so he didn't dare to act rashly, but now he has figured out the attitude of the eldest grandson. was not afraid of anything, smiled sinisterly, came to Zhang San, grabbed Zhang San's neck, and shouted: "Get out!" Whose crotch is torn and revealing you? In the future, you come once, I hit you once, remember? The poor toad wants to eat swan meat, and he doesn't pee and take pictures, what kind of virtue and identity he is. Look at the skin on your body, and then look at the clothes on the eldest grandson, clothed in gold and silver, what about you? It's still dirty, it stinks! Get out of here for me, save me from having someone beat you out. ”

Zhang San still wanted to ask for help, but was kicked out of the gate of his house by the eldest grandson and his little brother-in-law with a few kicks.

Back in Dongguizi, Zhang San replaced his meal with wine every day, borrowing wine to drown his sorrows. If you don't drink a little foot one day, you won't break up. He knew that Li Er was good at drinking, and he couldn't stop carrying a bottle of liquor in his arms and came to Li Er to drink. As we all know, people who really drink alcohol don't care about the quality of food and drink. There are two kinds of people in the world, one is the drinker, as long as there is wine, it doesn't matter if the food is not eaten. Once, there was a power outage in the village, Zhang San caught a grasshopper during the day, took oil in the pot, the black light was blind, and he didn't know if it was when the grasshopper entered the pot, and escaped when Zhang San let go, or Zhang San put the grasshopper well, and when he put it in the bowl, his hand trembled, and the baby grasshopper fell to the ground. He closed his eyes and touched the ground for a long time, but he didn't touch the grasshopper, but he touched a grasshopper leg, and he was very happy, the grasshopper leg is also meat. He took out the chili sauce, and was reluctant to eat the grasshopper leg in one bite, so he dipped it in chili sauce and ate it. One bottle of liquor went down, and the second bottle was halfway through, and I fell asleep in a daze. Because he lives alone, he has no wife to take care of him. I didn't wake up until noon the next day, and I saw that the bottle was still there, and the half of the bottle of wine left from last night was not spilled. He wanted to drink two sips to refresh himself, so he looked around for his grasshopper leg dipped in chili sauce, he remembered clearly, the grasshopper leg was placed in front of the wine bottle, he looked around the wine bottle, searched and searched, and finally found it, it turned out that last night, he used the sauce not at all grasshopper legs, but a rusty nail! Do you say that people are angry?

Zhang San was in the house, with a handlamp, under the bed, under the sofa, inside and outside the wall, inside and out. Finally, next to the water urn, he found his precious grasshopper! Looking at the grasshopper's chubby body, Zhang San was happy in his heart, that joy, he threw himself forward, "coo", his body fell heavily to the ground, and the cunning grasshopper jumped out from under his iron palm! All at once it landed outside the doorway. Zhang San is one of the few families who did not change their houses. He lives in a bungalow, a few chickens raised by the old grandson are still there, chickens and grasshoppers are subordinate relations, the grasshopper has just landed, an old hen rushed over, "snap" sound, the grasshopper catches, the neck is up, swallowed in one bite, and when other chickens come to grab, where is the shadow of the grasshopper?

Zhang San watched the old hen eat his grasshoppers, and screamed angrily: "Okay, you vicious old hen, any female is not a good thing!" The grasshoppers that Lao Tzu worked so hard to catch, are they waiting for you to eat? Do you know? Today, Lao Tzu drinks, all rely on this treasure as wine and food, you swallow it in one bite, you are happy, Mei Zizi is excited, Lao Tzu is miserable, can't you ask me to be the same as last night, holding an old nail dipped in chili sauce to eat? Good boy, you old hen, you eat Lao Tzu's grasshopper, Lao Tzu will eat you, and avenge my poor grasshopper! ”

Zhang San was drunk and had no virtue, regardless of thirty-seven twenty-one, grabbed a brick and threw it over, no coincidence did not write a book, the brick just smashed on the head of the old hen, fluttered his wings a few times, kicked his legs a few times, the chicken died, and his life was whimpered. The old hen lays the most eggs in the house. Zhang San's son Zhang Bao, knew from his son's mouth that his father had killed the old hen, so he came to see what was going on, but saw that his father was about to boil the slaughtered old hen in the pot, and went up and snatched the chicken from his father's hand, and said angrily: "The old hen lays eggs, and your grandson expects it to lay eggs to supplement nutrition, you beat the old hen to death, isn't this a intention to let your grandson starve to death?" Do you still want to eat chicken? Give it to your grandson, wait to eat chicken thighs, and cry upstairs when you are hungry. Hum! ”

Zhang San looked at the chicken feathers all over the ground, his face was red with anger and his neck was thick. But he didn't dare to be angry with his son Zhang Bao, so he poured his anger on the chicken feathers all over the ground, pointed at the chicken feathers and scolded: "Chicken feathers wow chicken feathers, you are the biggest bastard bastard in the world!" ”

Zhang Bao heard his father pointing at Sang and scolding Huai, looked back, didn't know as much as his father, carried the chicken, and hurriedly walked upstairs to his house, his wife and children were waiting for his chicken.

Later, Zhang San was confused and committed Alzheimer's disease. He was seen riding his bicycle around the village every day. When the car came, I didn't know how to hide, so I hit the car hard. Several times, he almost died under the wheels.

The village cadres went to Zhang Bao and told him to really take care of his father, Zhang Bao is a afraid wife, when the village cadres came, he and his family spoke better than they sang, and the village cadres walked on the front foot, and his two sons and nephews played lanterns, and they still didn't care about his father. It doesn't matter if you eat or dress, it's the safety that matters. Huge once predicted: "Zhang San, this old boy, I don't know which unlucky guy he will meet one day, and "poof" suddenly rolled under the car, which is a large amount of money. The insurance company, this time it will be unlucky, it is not a big bloodletting, and it will not be able to pass the level of Zhang San. ”

I don't know if it's because of the huge bad mouth, or if Zhang San's longevity is over, finally one morning, Zhang San called the naughty son of the village to get involved under the car. The naughty family deserves to be unlucky, his dump truck that specializes in pulling muck has no license plate, let alone insurance, and his naughty son does not have a driver's license. Relying on a stick, a snake on the ground, doing some private work in the local area, pulling some garbage and muck for those enterprises in the industrial park, mixing up the work and spending money.

On this morning, it was foggy, and he drove a dump truck to pull garbage for the rolling mill and came up to check the hygiene. Zhang San still rode his bicycle, speeding around the village and riding around the village with cholera. As a result, at a right turn, the dump truck called Naughty He was rolled underneath, and when people found out that there was a traffic accident, they shouted to stop the dump truck, and the two wheels behind the dump truck happened to roll on Zhang San's stomach, and people dragged him out as fast as possible, and the ambulance roared in, but it still failed to save Zhang San's life, and the comma was replaced with a full stop, and it was over.

Zhang San died, he went to heaven to enjoy happiness, and his son Zhang Bao was left, but he came to trade. I don't eat or drink every day, lying in the living room of the naughty house, waiting for the naughty to pay for it. (To be continued......)