As the saying goes, the temple is a small demon and a big wind. The small seafood restaurant dared not to give face to the mayor, so that the mayor could not raise his head in front of outsiders and leaders.

Here's what happened: At noon that day, the wind was gentle and the sun was shining. The father-in-law of the county magistrate of Nitan has a 70th birthday. The old guy is very old, and his health is not good, in a word, he is riddled with diseases and has many problems. I wanted to take the opportunity of celebrating my birthday to come to the seafood restaurant to pour a full meal of Wang Ba soup and make up for it. The new county magistrate, who had just been in office for three days, was embarrassed to arrange the birthday banquet at the county guest house in order to show his identity and avoid suspicion, so he called the head of the village in the mud in advance and instructed him to drive the seafood restaurant at noon tomorrow to celebrate the birthday of his father-in-law.

Hearing that the county magistrate was going to come to the seafood building to celebrate his father-in-law's birthday, the head of the quagmire village laughed happily, this is a good opportunity for the leaders, it is simply a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity, this is the county to see the quagmire village, is the trust of the superior leaders in themselves. He immediately patted his chest and assured the leader on the phone: "The task will be completed, please rest assured!" ”

The county magistrate smiled on the other end of the phone and said, "My village elder, this is a private birthday celebration, and it has nothing to do with public money consumption. I solemnly explained that I must settle the bill in cash after the meal, and I can't discredit the face of our quagmire county government. On the issue of clean and honest government, we cannot shout it every day, but we must implement it in action. ”

"That's, that's. I will do what the leader wants, and you will be fine. The village chief cautiously hung up the phone.

Coincidentally, the book was not written, and at dawn the next day, the old lady of the village chief had a terrible stomach ache, and at nine o'clock, the condition became more and more serious, and she rolled around on the kang in pain, and it seemed. If you don't go to the hospital for treatment, you will die on the spot. The village chief was as anxious as an ant on the hot pot, one was the county leader, the other was his own mother, both were important, he stomped his feet in a hurry: "It's really terrible, old lady, you are not sick in the morning, you are not sick in the evening, but when the county magistrate comes, give me a big ugly look." There is also the county magistrate's father-in-law. You can't have a birthday sooner, you can't have a birthday later, you are so cheap, but at the juncture of my mother's illness, what kind of Wang Bacao's dog birthday, which Wang Bashou wish! ”

The village chief was scolding, and his father picked up the cane in his hand and aimed it at his back. It's just three or two clicks! beat him with grinning, and in a series of scolding from his father, he was helpless, so he had to intercept a passing taxi. Sent his wife to the county hospital.

The patient is in a hurry, but the doctor is not in a hurry. They followed the old routine and slowly checked the village chief's wife one by one. Before he finished the inspection, the county magistrate scolded him on the phone: "The quagmire village chief, you bastard!" You dare to play Lao Tzu! You don't want to live anymore, do you? How did you arrange the banquet? ”

The village chief hurriedly said, "County magistrate." I've got it all arranged. What about the female cadre in our village? She is the one who specializes in managing the seafood restaurant in our village, please give her the phone number, and I will tell her personally. ”

"Village Chief, I'm the proprietress of a small inn. According to your orders, the sushi banquet is the best dish in the seafood restaurant. I'll give you the name of the dish: a reed crosses the river, the water floods the golden mountain, boiled carp, steamed Wang Ba ??????"

The county magistrate snatched the phone of the proprietress and yelled into the phone: "Wow, dare to talk nonsense with big eyes!" If this is still the case in life, there must be bad deeds at work, and it must be your consistent style! If it is not possible to cure this unhealthy trend, how can the party's policies be implemented at the grassroots level? ”

The county magistrate was really angry and immediately called the mayor of the quagmire and asked him to come over immediately.

The mayor of the town received the order of the county magistrate on the phone, and when he heard that the wind was not going well, he drove to the village of Nitan while making a phone call, ordering the head of the village of Nitan to return to the village as soon as possible to listen to the order.

Almost at the same time, the car of the town mayor and the village chief stopped at the door of the seafood building at the same time, and the two got out of the car, and before they could stand firmly, the county magistrate ran out of the seafood building, pulled them one by one hand, and did not speak, directly pulled them to the dining table, pointed to the four plates on the table, and said angrily: "Look at it, this is your reed crossing the river!" As he spoke, he brought a plate of green onion leaves floating in clear water to the village chief.

"Mountains of water." A dish of water soaked in a dried steamed bun.

"Boiled carp!" A plate of clear water was brought to the mayor.

The mayor asked Gou You eagerly, "The fish??? What about fish? The mayor's face turned green with fright, and his voice trembled a little, and he began to stutter.

Gou Youdao replied unhurriedly: "That's not painted on the plate." He was afraid that the leaders would not understand, so he deliberately put his finger into the clear water plate and scratched the two big red carp printed on the bottom of the plate.

The county magistrate brought another plate, perhaps in a daze, and laughed: "You two look at this steamed king!" ”

The mayor hurriedly took the plate held by the county magistrate, and after a closer look, this dish was even more scorpion. In an empty plate, there is a piece of paper, on which a big Wang Ba is drawn with a Yuan ballpoint pen, and below the Wang Ba, there is a parentheses, and the brackets are also written with a Yuan ballpoint pen, and a line of words is written crookedly: The Wang Ba is three catties and eight taels.

Holding the rare steamed king eight in the world, the mayor's hands trembled. Guarding the county magistrate's face, he didn't dare to attack, so he had to blush, and asked the village chief of the mud in a long voice: "How did you arrange it?" Is this the best thing in your seafood restaurant? Say! ”

The village chief asked Gou Youdao viciously: "What the hell is going on?" You say! ”

The proprietress of the small hotel gave Gou Youdao a look, and Gou Youdao said unhurriedly: "These things are indeed the best things in our seafood restaurant, don't you believe it, let's go to the back kitchen to have a look." ”

"Just look at it, I don't believe it, a dignified seafood restaurant, a well-known name, in our three or dozens of miles, who doesn't know, who doesn't know? Although you are not hiding it nowadays, you are also hiding it so badly that you dare to hide it from the head of the county magistrate! If it is found that you are making trouble behind your back, you will all be severely punished! The mayor turned his face to look at the village chief and added, "None of you can escape." ”

The village chief's face was frightened. Gou Youdao's expression was calm, and the proprietress of the small hotel didn't care, looking indifferent.

A few people followed behind Gou Youdao, came to the kitchen, and saw three large freezers, lined up under the wall, the village chief went over to open them one by one, and several people looked over, only to see that the three large freezers were clean and clean, and they didn't even plug in the electricity. Later, several people checked the kitchen basket that served the food, and it was also empty. Nothing. Even the stove was cold, and there was no spark at all. Several kitchen staff were hiding in the corner, each holding a dry steamed bun in their hands and nibbling on it, not even a piece of pickle.

Seeing the above scene, the leaders of the county magistrate, the town magistrate, and the village chief looked at each other, and Zhang Fei took a ground mouse, staring at him with big eyes, stupid!

The village chief asked, "How is this going on?" I came to dinner the day before yesterday, isn't it okay? ”

"The day before yesterday was the day before yesterday, and today is today. The accounts in the seafood building are here, and the leaders can read it themselves, and it is better to find the audit department to review it. Anyway, we don't do anything wrong, and we're not afraid of ghosts calling the door in the middle of the night. Under the gesture of the proprietress, Gou Youdao took out all the IOUs and put them in front of the three leaders, while explaining: "This stack is from the county, this stack is from the town, and this stack is from the village." ”

The county magistrate picked up the stack of IOUs in the county and read them, and said: "I have only been here for three days, and I don't know much about the situation, but I owe the food fee for the seafood restaurant, and I should pay it back." So, tomorrow you take the list and go to the county to find me, and I will be responsible for solving it for you. ”

The mayor picked up the big IOUs in the town, read them, pointed to those IOUs that were eaten and farted and said angrily: "These people are cheating on eating and drinking under the banner of the public, which is a typical fraud, and your village can directly report to the police station, and if necessary, you can use technical means to find out all these black sheep and bring them to justice!" ”

"Where's the money?" Gou Youdao asked with squinted eyes.

"I'll find a way to solve it for you slowly." The mayor's voice grew lower and lower.

The village chief looked at the electronic clock on the wall, and it was fifteen minutes before it reached twelve. In a hurry, cold sweat flowed on his face! How can you get through today's birthday banquet? Oh my God, isn't that going to kill me? (To be continued......)