Chapter 784: One More Hand
Everyone has been on the road continuously these days, and they are already exhausted, plus the shocking secret they just knew, everyone needs to digest it well before they can continue to hurry.
As soon as it was dark, everyone fell asleep in the cabin.
Even Ye Jiu held the knife early and closed his eyes, no one kept vigil tonight.
Only the fat man waited until the three of them fell asleep, and saw that no one found him, so he secretly got up and got off the boat in the dark.
But as soon as he got off the boat, Zhang Meng knew, Zhang Meng, who had just known the shocking truth, couldn't sleep at all, and when he saw the fat man sneaking off the boat, he followed the fat man curiously, wanting to see what the fat man was going to do.
"Hey...... Shouldn't I be fat now? The fat man laughed and muttered, "Whatever the mystery of immortality he has, he has a fart relationship with the fat man!" Hey...... This second ship, fat man, I haven't scavenged yet! ”
Hearing the fat man's muttering, Zhang Meng shook his head and laughed in his heart: "This fat man is really a dog who can't change ****." ”
However, as soon as Zhang Meng finished laughing at the fat man in his heart, he heard the fat man scolding himself.
"Bullshit Zhang lacks morality, isn't it just an antique? He is not allowed to pick up anything, and these things are not his Zhang family. If I wasn't afraid of being discovered by him, wouldn't I have to touch the dark to find the baby? ”
Hearing the fat man's chattering and cursing, Zhang Meng immediately wanted to stop the fat man, but he heard the fat man let out an exclamation.
", I'm busy watching out for Zhang Quede, and I forgot to bring a flashlight." The fat man secretly exclaimed bad luck.
Hearing that the fat man forgot to bring a flashlight, Zhang Meng was happy in his heart, his eyes rolled, and he thought about it: "Okay, you dead fat man, see that I don't pretend to be a ghost and scare you to death!" ”
Zhang Meng immediately followed the fat man and climbed onto the second big boat.
However, in order to fear that the fat man would find out, Zhang Meng walked extra carefully. Because there was no light source, Zhang Meng could only follow behind the fat man with his voice. When Zhang Meng passed by the cabin door, he secretly closed the cabin door, and he was going to make sure that the fat man couldn't find the door.
How did the fat man know Zhang Meng's calculations, he was still thinking about the baby in front of him!
", it's a little cold...... "A night wind blew from nowhere, and the fat man shuddered.
Seeing that the fat man's tone was a little short, Zhang Meng was happy in his heart, and he was ready to scare the fat man.
But I didn't touch the fat man, and I didn't know what I touched, and suddenly a clear voice came from the silent cabin.
"Tear the ......"
The sudden sound immediately startled the fat man.
"Who?" The fat man turned his head and asked with a trembling voice, waited quietly for a while, and still didn't see any movement, and then the fat man muttered to himself: "It's really fucking weird, and I haven't seen anyone!" How can there be a sound? Could it be that it was blown by the wind? Or what kind of snowy mountain animals are in this cabin? But how can there be small animals in this broken place? ”
Seeing that the fat man was suspicious, Zhang Meng was happy in his heart, and said secretly: This dead fat man, he is so brave and comes out to be a thief in the middle of the night.
Taking advantage of the fat man's doubts, Zhang Meng secretly touched the fat man's ass with his hand.
This time it was not a voice, but a real touch, and the fat man suddenly jumped up like an electric shock: "Who?" Who the fuck touches the fat man's ass? ”
Hearing that the fat man's frightened three souls had lost their souls, Zhang Meng almost didn't laugh, but he still held back.
Looking at the fat man in front of him, Zhang Meng was ready to scare the fat man.
"No one?" The fat man carefully pricked up his ears, and when he saw that there was no movement, he regained his composure, but he said to himself: "What a fucking hell! Someone definitely touched my ass just now......"
Just when the fat man was suspicious, Zhang Meng took the opportunity to touch the fat man's ass again.
However, this time the fat man was already on guard, and he grabbed Zhang Meng in the direction of hiding.
Zhang Meng also expected that the fat man would be prepared, so he immediately squatted down and let the fat man catch the air.
The fat man grabbed the air with one hand, and immediately cold sweat flowed down, and cursed in his mouth: "Who the hell is pretending to be a ghost!" Come out for the fat man! Come out! If you don't come out again, I will eat you raw, fat man. ”
"Huh." Hearing that the fat man didn't forget to eat at this time, Zhang Meng didn't hold back, and laughed all of a sudden.
"Damn, there are really people!" Hearing Zhang Meng's laughter, the fat man didn't catch anyone even a few times, and fell to his knees on the cabin with a plop, and knocked his head a few times: "Which way is the fairy?" Fatty, I really didn't mean to offend you, don't be like me! ”
Just then, there was a sound of movement in the cabin.
Zhang Meng was looking at the fat man's joke, and he didn't notice it, but he heard the fat man suddenly let out another exclamation.
"Ah......h
Then I saw the fat man jumping up and down to dodge, and he kept muttering: "Daxian, Daxian, don't you keep touching my ass?" I'm not good with my ass, I'm going to look for you to go to the boat in front of me! A baby named Zhang Quede, her ass is much more tender than that of the fat man. ”
"I'll go to your grandma's." Hearing that the fat man was so shameless, Zhang Meng couldn't help but scold.
"Huh?" Hearing this voice, the fat man no longer panicked, calmed down and muttered softly: "Why is this voice so familiar?" ”
"Poof!" Hearing this, Zhang Meng couldn't hold back and let out another burst of laughter. is secretly scolding in my heart, everyone is together every day, can you not be familiar?
"That's not right." The fat man seemed to understand that this was Zhang Meng's prank, and he was about to have a seizure on the spot, and scolded Zhang Meng.
But the fat man thought about it, he was tricked by Zhang Meng like this, if he didn't return it well, wouldn't he suffer a dumb loss. immediately shouted at the place where Zhang Meng made the sound just now: "Oh, you still touch me?" Grandpa Fairy, don't play, I'm really scared, scared! I don't dare anymore! I really don't dare. ”
"Huh?" Hearing the fat man say this, Zhang Meng looked at his hand and said suspiciously: "I didn't touch this dead fat man?" ”
"Oh, you should let me go!"
Looking at the fat man who begged for mercy again, Zhang Meng also looked at his palm in a trance, and when he heard the fat man's voice, he knew that the fat man should have discovered himself, and immediately stopped hiding, and punched in the direction of the fat man.
"Dead fatty, dare to play with me!"
Seeing that it was really Zhang Meng's ghost, the fat man immediately turned around and scolded at the place where Zhang Meng made a sound: "Didn't you play with me first?" Fat man, am I at odds with you or what? Why are you so ghostly? ”
"Get out." Zhang Meng was not to be outdone: "It's not that you have a ghost in your heart, otherwise I'm afraid of a fart!" ”
"I've got a." The fat man shouted: "The fat man is sitting upright, and he is not afraid of anything." It's just a windfall, are you scaring me like that? It's disgusting to touch the fat man's place where I. ”
"Where I touched your? Bah. Zhang Meng hurriedly wiped his hands and said in an echo: "This black is not slippery, how do I know where I touched you?" ”
"Then you can't touch one place three times, can you?" The fat man shouted, "You don't feel disgusting either. ”
"Disgusting? I think you're disgusting. Zhang Meng turned around and smiled: "You don't bluff there!" When did I touch you three times, at most twice, if it weren't for the sound in front and back, would you have noticed? ”
"Hey, hey, don't look at who I am."
"Come on, you!" Seeing that the fat man began to get carried away again, Zhang Meng hurriedly fell into the well and said, "I don't know who knelt on the ground and begged for mercy just now." ”
"Damn! I knew it was you, and I deliberately played it for you. Seeing Zhang Meng debunking himself, the fat man hurriedly said sloppily.
"Yes, you're really good at acting! I touched you for a while, and I was touched again for a while, and you and I have a head with you. Zhang Meng said disdainfully: "Damn! I knew something was wrong, you dead fat man still want to treat others the way he did? Play with me, huh. ”
"I'm not as over-the-top as you, so I played one last time." The fat man said.
"Wait." Listening to the fat man, he only acted for a while, Zhang Meng immediately realized that something was wrong, and asked repeatedly: "I said, don't you make trouble?" ”
"What am I making a fuss about?" Hearing Zhang Meng say this, the fat man immediately replied dissatisfiedly: "Since they have all been recognized, how can I have the kung fu to talk to you." I'll be looking for a baby in a while! ”
"You're really not making trouble?" Zhang Menghu said suspiciously.
"I said Zhang Quede, are you still finished?" The fat man said impatiently.
"That's not right!" Seeing that the fat man was really anxious, it didn't seem to be fake, Zhang Meng said puzzledly: "I only touched you twice just now, didn't I bluff the last two times?" ”
"What's that?" Hearing Zhang Meng say this, the fat man suddenly broke out in a cold sweat, and immediately looked around and said, "I came here to bluff you, but I was obviously touched three times before!" ”
"I'm not lying." Zhang Meng said urgently.
"Damn, who touched me the third time?" The fat man took a few steps back, comforted himself with a frightened face, and said: "Calm down, calm down, I calculated how many times it was just now, one, two, three...... Is it three hits? ”
"I really only touched you twice." Zhang Meng said repeatedly: "Will you run into other places?" ”
"No, someone touched me." The fat man's tone changed a little: "I don't know if someone touched it?" ”
"Shh Zhang Meng gently motioned to the fat man not to make a sound.
As the two of them stopped talking, a burst of footsteps suddenly appeared in the entire cabin. The sound is small, but clear.
Hearing this voice, Zhang Meng and the fat man suddenly stood up with their hairs on end, and they were back to back in unison.
"Zhang Quede!"
"Ahh
"Did you hear that?"
"Hmm." Zhang Meng nodded stupidly.
"******, it's a big game now! What the fuck do you want? Run! After saying that, the fat man was about to run out of the cabin, but he couldn't find the hatch in the dark cabin. The fat man was so anxious that he scolded: "Damn, at the critical moment, this hatch is also playing with us!" ”
"That'...... That one...... I closed the hatch. Zhang Meng said embarrassedly.
"I'll go to you Zhang Lacking." Hearing that Zhang Meng actually closed the hatch in order to scare himself, the fat man immediately scolded: "It's pitch black here, you can't touch the door at all, damn!" You're really playing to death now. ”