Chapter 207: The Legendary Pink and the Tale of the Grasshopper

"Hmm...... The preview of this episode of the show is out. "PD pulls up the previously shot footage from the monitor," said T.O.P. Substitute: Fifth Jade. Hmm......" then fast-forwarded the scene to the scene when going out to sea to fish, and then said: "In this episode, minors are invited to watch it accompanied by their parents, because it is ......" brought up the picture of the fifth jade holding the shark alof, and then fast-forwarded to the scene of the family fighting in the snow, and then said: "Because this issue is full of violence!" ”

"Cruel!" As he spoke, he froze the scene of killing fish and eating sashimi at sea, then raised his head, pointed to the current scene, and said, "Plus bloody!" ”

Writer: "......"

"Just after the New Year, are you sure you want to engage in this kind of gimmick?" The writer rolled his eyes and reminded.

"I'm not sure......" lowered his head depressedly, and PD said with a bitter face: "Are we sure we are fixing them this issue?" How does it feel the other way around!! ”

Back to the shooting, the fifth jade's so-called brain burst was naturally bluffing, and he looked at everyone with their backs to him proudly, and said:

"Ann la, no problem!"

"Ah, you are really ......" The crowd led by Liu Zaishi suddenly began to denounce the fifth jade, only to see that the fifth jade was stunned, and lifted the knife from the board by himself, and then interrupted:

"Scientifically speaking, no matter how big this fish called the anglerfish is, the actual brain capacity is so small, and there is absolutely no way to compare it with a human, so it is impossible for the scene of the brain bursting out!"

"Vomit ......" Li Xiaoli retched, then angrily covered the mouth of the fifth jade and said, "Don't say it." It feels even more disgusting! ”

"It's just food!" Fifth Jade pretended to be innocent and replied.

"How is that possible! It was still a lively life just now! Liu Zaishi scolded loudly.

"Okay. Then don't eat it later. Fifth Jade shrugged and delivered a fatal blow.

I saw Liu Zaishi stunned for a moment. Then he lost all his momentum, and said weakly: "Of course you have to eat......

Fifth Jade rolled her eyes and expressed disdain for Yoo Jae-seok's actions. But then there is nothing to do with the fifth jade, in view of the "bad" behavior of the fifth jade, Ye-jin took the knife from his hand, although it will be very tiring to do it herself, but it is more important to be stable.

It takes some ingredients to make the fish soup, and while Ye-jin is working on the ingredients, the rest of the family begins to prepare the seasoning.

"Filial piety. You and T.O.P. are going to buy some sea squirts! Liu Zaishi instructed, then his voice changed, and he said in a strange tone: "However, someone has to watch it!" ”

Li Xiaoli suddenly sighed, and said in his heart: What should come will always come......

Sure enough, I heard Liu Zaishi continue: "Anyway, at last year's 'Mnet-KM Music Festival', these two people surprised us! ”

"That's just for the show!" T.O.P explained quietly.

The family would not pay attention to T.O.P's explanation, and began to heckle one by one. Lee Hyo-ri smiled helplessly, pulled Ye-jin beside him and said:

"It's just a show! It's like you're making a TV series. ”

"But you're not actors." Park Ye-jin's answer suddenly left Lee Hyo-ri speechless.

"So. Tianxi, you just go and spy on them, remember to walk between the two of them! Liu Zaishi saw that Xiaoli was deflated, and arranged even more happily.

"What a shame!" Li Tianxi quickly agreed. I thought happily in my heart: I finally don't have to work......

On the contrary, Li Xiaoli was stunned for a moment, originally she thought that she would let the fifth jade come over, after all, she and the fifth jade also had a scandal just now.

In fact. The arrival of the fifth jade was originally an accident, and it was not planned by the program team in advance. When the problem is discovered. The program team did not intend to make mistakes. In variety shows, the right amount of pink can indeed stimulate ratings. But the so-called is too much. Two men who had an affair with Lee Hyori got together to go shopping? PD and the writer imagined that scene for a while, but decisively gave up......

However, the program team does not intend to let go of the fifth jade. Although it is not a guest, but as the fifth jade who has been full of topics recently and rarely appears in public, even if he is only here to substitute today, I believe that the audience's curiosity about the fifth jade is no less than that of the guests!

Thinking of this, the writer squatted there and couldn't help but say, "What a look! ”

"What?" The PD next to him asked strangely.

"I mean, the Fifth Jade Xi and T.O.P are really similar!" The writer explained without looking back: "They were both born in eight or seven years, and they also had scandals with Hyonioni, and even the reasons for the scandals are so similar!" After a pause, the writer suddenly said like a nymphomaniac: "The most important thing is that both of them are handsome!" And it's not the handsome way of those beautiful men, both of them are more profound in outline. Of course, I personally think that the fifth jade xi is more handsome...... Oops! ”

PD withdrew his hand knife and said expressionlessly: "Don't be a nymphomaniac, do!" Family! Big! Person! ”

As the writer said, the fifth jade is really similar to T.O.P. Even in terms of physiognomy, they are all the type with deeper outlines, but the facial features of the fifth jade are more delicate, so when the fifth jade smiles, it gives people a warmer feeling, just like now......

Although Lee Hyo-ri has formed a pink line with T.O.P, there is still a woman in the family! So, the fifth jade and Yizhen formed another pink line.

Due to the unexpected addition of Fifth Jade, in fact, for him and Yezhen's pink, the program team did not plan and script in advance! However, these two people are both actors, so there should be no problem...... The writer thought with some concern.

Soon, the writer found that his worries were completely unnecessary, and the performance of these two men ...... It's like the real thing!

When Fifth Jade is with Taeyeon, she often seems clumsy and doesn't know what to say. But that's because their feelings are real, so it's often the sensibilities that dominate him. And the fifth jade is actually a very rational person, and suddenly being dominated by emotion, it is inevitable that he will be overwhelmed.

However, in this situation like now, if you just act, the fifth jade's rationality will suddenly come into play!

Ye-jin was in charge of handling the anglerfish, while Fifth Jade sat on the sidelines to help. Seeing that she was struggling to cut, Fifth Jade took over and began to divide the anglerfish into pieces.

Liu Zaishi, who was in charge of lighting the fire on the side, saw this scene, quietly walked to the two of them, and said in a loud voice:

"Are you dating?"

Dacheng, who also stayed at home to help, also interjected at the right time: "Brother Yu is very capable, and he is a very good helper when he is together with Nuna!" ”

Although this kind of pink is drawn by Ji Lu, it is really annoying to look at Liu Zaishi's smug expression......

With a bang, the fifth jade deliberately chopped the fish hard, and then said to Yizhen beside her: "I played a snowball fight today, and I suddenly remembered my childhood!" ”

Although I didn't know what Fifth Jade meant by this, Ye-jin nodded cooperatively and said, "Yes, when I was a child, what I looked forward to most in winter was snow!" I prefer to build a snowman though......"

"It's like going back to when I was a child, and I can play around without any scruples." Fifth Jade continued to take care of herself, "You can go and pick fruits to eat in autumn, I feel that the fruits at that time are much better than now!" ”

"Really?" Yizhen became interested, tilted her head and listened carefully to the fifth jade.

"Oh, yes!" Fifth Jade pretended to be and said suddenly: "There is one more thing to do in autumn!" ”

"What?" Yizhen, who was aroused by curiosity, asked, and at the same time, Liu Zaishi and Dacheng also surrounded curiously.

"Autumn!" Fifth Yu put down the knife and directly tore off a piece of unchopped fish meat with his hands, and then continued: "In autumn, the crops are ripe, and the grasshoppers are fattened, and children often go to the farmland to catch grasshoppers!" ”

As he spoke, he raised his head, looked at Liu Zaishi, showed his white teeth and said with a smile: "It's the most fragrant to eat when it's roasted!" ”

"He!!" Liu Zaishi was startled, then clutched his chest and lay on the platform, and said with a painful face: "Ah, how can you ...... How can you eat even grasshoppers!! ”

"It eats our crops, we eat it, the causal cycle! Isn't it? Fifth Jade said lightly.

"Uhhhh Liu Zaishi was lying on the platform exaggeratedly, screaming as if his heart was rending, half loud, got up, and asked the fifth jade:

"Have you eaten?"

"It's very fragrant." Fifth Jade tilted her head and replied.

"Uhhhh So Liu Zaishi fell down again...... (To be continued......)