Early in the morning, Xiao Taohong and her daughter Liu Xiaoyan prepared an offering of dead money, plus incense candles, and put them in a cabinet, ready to go to the grave of Liu Cripple. This day is the third year of the lame Liu's sacrifice. According to local customs, when a loved one dies, the first three years are the first noon grave, and the first year must be a little earlier, the second year is a little later than the first year, and in the third year, it can be done in the afternoon. Three years have passed, and it is changed to go to the grave in the afternoon. Why is it arranged like this, no one can say that Chu is not invited, anyway, the rules passed down from the old generation, they are all done like this, no one violates them, and no one dares to change them.

Before the two of them launched the electric car and left, Liu Xueyin poked her head out of the abduction clinic, she beckoned to Xiaoyan and said to her: "Yan, my aunt will also go to your father's grave later, wait for me for a while, I will take my things and we will leave." ”

Xiao Yan said to her: "Auntie, aren't you bad with your legs and feet, or you will go, I will give my father a pillar of incense on your behalf." ”

Liu Xueyin shook his head and said, "I'll ask your uncle to take me with a tricycle." After that, he hurried back to get the offerings. She insisted on going, and Xiaoyan and her mother had to wait for her. After a while, the giant pushed the tricycle out, and placed a mazar in the body, and next to the maza were offerings such as paper money and fruits. Liu Xueyin came out with a stick, helped her to the tricycle and sat down, and the four of them walked one after the other to the cemetery set up in the village on the edge of the West Mountain.

When he came to the Liu family cemetery, Liu Xueyin saw the graves of his father and her brother from afar, and couldn't stop crying. She struggled out of the tricycle, threw herself between the two graves of his father and his brother, hugged the grave of a loved one with one hand, and cried: "Daddy, brother, open your eyes and look at me, look at what kind of life I live." ”

Standing behind Liu Xueyin, he said this sentence without being cool or hot: "What day?" It's a good day, and I almost became the deputy director, aren't you satisfied? Others are three full and one pour a day, but you are one pour three full, and you don't eat less at one meal. No, come to the grave, and I have to be picked up by a huge car, and the score is not small. It's just a big man, much longer than the villager group. His remarks were neither salty nor light, and Liu Xueyin couldn't cry anymore, and when he got up, he had to beat him with a cane. Xiao Zhuohong stopped her: "Save it, don't pick a place to fight, I want to fight and go home." She turned around and counted down her brother: "Brother, save your worries, in front of your ancestors, is it okay to accumulate some virtue?" ”

Da Da nodded, stood in front of Liu Cripple's grave, bowed deeply, and said, "Brother-in-law, find a daughter-in-law over there and have a good time." ”

Hearing what he said, Xiao Peach came over angrily and pushed him: "Is it okay to say a few words?" If you don't speak, you won't be dumb. ”

Pang Da was still unconvinced: "Maybe the two of them are over there, breaking their heads for a daughter-in-law." The more he spoke, the more out of tune, and stomped his feet on the little peach, "You two are leaving, what are you doing, one is pointing at Sang and scolding Huai, there are words in the words, and the other is talking nonsense, and I am angry here." ”

Liu Xueyin is a huge director, she brought the money banknotes, as well as the offerings, and handed them to Xiao Taohong, asking him to perform the festival on her behalf, she greeted the huge, quickly helped her to get into the car, and quickly left the cemetery.

Huge rode a tricycle to the outside of the cemetery, and was still muttering: "I originally wanted to be the wife of the director, and I came to give her father the good news, I don't want to do it." It's become a grievance conference, why doesn't God have long eyes? ”

Liu Xueyin's face was pale, knowing that there was no reason to talk to a person like Huge, so he picked up the cane in his hand and looked at the back of Huge.

This scene happened to be seen by the donkey, and he cried out, "Do you still need to beat these two-legged donkeys?" Give him a knife directly, and go home to eat meat, chubby and fat, and the meat rate should not be low. ”

After a while, I wanted to get angry, but I was so stirred up by the leather donkey, but I forgot all about the anger, and said to the leather donkey: "I will go to your house tomorrow to get the seven-day salary, and everyone else has paid it, but I didn't take it." ”

The donkey said: "I took the salary, and I just went to congratulate Li Er, he can't miss your spoonful of shrimp paste in this dish." ”

Da Da hurriedly braked the tricycle, turned back and asked the donkey, "What are you talking about?" Which crotch of Li Er has joy in it? The tuberculosis seedlings are not good-looking, I'm afraid they didn't look for his mother's yin relatives in advance, right? ”

Liu Xueyin scolded hugely: "Let go of your grandmother's donkey fart." If Li Er hadn't drawn a circle and asked the old lady to jump in, where would you still be able to hug your daughter-in-law? You have to go to the kidnapping market to buy a sow now, and there may be a suitable one with the money. ”

As soon as Liu Xueyin finished saying this, the donkey took advantage of the loophole and immediately said: "Sister-in-law is right, hasn't you been sleeping with a pig all these years?" No, it's your sister-in-law who sleeps with a pig upstairs, anyway, whoever is a pig in your family is the same. ”

Liu Xueyin scolded the donkey with a smile: "I am a pig, and your wife is fatter than me." Why don't you say she's a pig? Her two big, a big mention of the blue can't hold it, eat it slowly, you can't eat it for a lifetime. Before she finished speaking, she laughed first, "I heard that the production team was going to be a group of women, competing to pee on the motor at the bottom of the well, and your wife got a drill, and the urine was accurate, not only urinated on the motor, but also urinated on the pulley connected to the motor and the pump, I don't know if there is such a thing?" ”

The three of them laughed together. The donkey laughed, pretending to be mysterious: "Li Erhe got fat that Wednesday, and he went to her house for the night these days." ”

Liu Xueyin said the donkey in a straight way: "This kind of thing can't be guessed." If you don't make trouble, you have to eat a lawsuit. ”

"What's the matter?" Xiao Taohong rode an electric car and happened to pass by the three of them, and when she heard Liu Xueyin's last words, she hurriedly stopped the car and chased after her.

Liu Xueyin patronized and joked with the donkey, didn't notice that someone was coming, startled, and looked back to see that it was her sister-in-law. Hurriedly slapped his chest with both hands: "My mother, if you don't stick in your head, who will pay for your life if you are scared to death?" Aren't we talking about your dear brother, the donkey said, he has recently gotten along with Wednesday Fat, and he is still spending the night with her, don't you believe it? You ask the leather donkey, just the tofu Xi Shi Sanxi, Huang Dakuo's third sister-in-law, must be the bridge and thread that Huang Dakuo tied for them. This is really knowing people and faces, but not knowing their hearts, and it is difficult to draw dragons and tigers. She squinted at Xiao Taohong's half-believing expression, and commanded: "Drive, drive!" ”

Back at home, the more Xiao Taohong thought about it, the more uncomfortable it became, so she called Zhang Fengxian: "Sister, I kissed my brother and he hasn't gone out for a few nights, right?" ”

Zhang Fengxian was very direct: "Don't pretend to be garlic, hasn't he slept with you these nights?" I was about to remind you that he can't stand it when he doesn't work too much at night. ”

Xiao Taohong was anxious: "These few nights, he hasn't been here with me, it's broken, it seems that what the donkey said is true and not false." She told the conversation between the donkey she met on the road, the donkey and Liu Xueyin, and finally she added worriedly: "Just three fat and that wave, five times a night is not enough." ”

"Huh?" Zhang Fengxian subconsciously sighed. In the past few days, before dark, Li Er hurriedly had dinner, saying that there was something outside, so he went out from home and walked south along Baoshan Road. In the first day or two, Zhang Fengxian thought: Li Er and Huang Dakuo went out to talk about business, came back late, didn't go home, got off Huang Dakuo's car, and went directly to Xiao Taohong to rest. Unexpectedly, something went wrong in the middle, and he didn't come back at all, but slept directly on Wednesday's fat bed. Some time ago, she had heard from outsiders. The three fat men died a few years ago, and she has been looking for men everywhere in the past few years to be a son-in-law. With such a situation, she couldn't tell if it was true or false for a while. She called and called Little Pink over to discuss what to do. The two agreed that the sooner the matter is resolved, the better, and sooner rather than later. There are many dreams at night, what if the two of them fall in love for a long time and can't break it?

Xiao Taohong asked yì to catch the traitor, Zhang Fengxian was a little hesitant, feeling that this method was inappropriate. The three fats dare to do it, and they definitely don't care about reputation. But the man who is himself is different. Messing around outside all day long, and falling into the dirty reputation of being caught and raped in bed by his wife, in the future, how can he have a face outside? If he can't hold his head up, how can he go out to do things? She complained in her heart about Huang Dakuo, usually my family treats you well, how can you take him to the ramp with a clear conscience?

The two hit it off and spontaneously formed a team to catch Li Er and the third fat man. Their purpose is very clear, that is, to make Li Er make a fool of himself in public. The 30,000 yuan last time I didn't get it, and I was always haunted in my heart, coupled with the fact that the donkey added oil and vinegar to the ecstasy, I was fascinated, and I thought that Li Er refused to cooperate with the Universe Development Company, and it was Chengxin who was against him, and Chengxin didn't ask him to earn the 30,000 yuan.

The donkey is personally because he went out to repair the highway project last time, Li Er made money, and he lost money, although this matter does not depend on Li Er, but the psychology has always been unbalanced, a typical villain mentality who hates people and laughs at people. This time, the two of them finally caught Li Er's tail, how could they let it go? Therefore, even if the two of them put money in it, they are willing to engage Li Eryi, give him a dull stick, catch the traitor in bed, tell him to show his foreign appearance, make him lose his face and throw him home, and also ask the father and old folks in the village to admit Li Erzhen's true face, don't look at ordinary people like a gentleman, if he catches the rapist, he will immediately become a 100% wicked person. Huge and Pi Donkey just had this kind of ghost in their hearts, rented a taxi, followed Li Er quietly, and saw him enter a house. The two quietly returned and had dinner at the Abduction Hotel. After drinking tea and waiting until ten o'clock, it is estimated that the adulterer and adulteress have almost gone to bed, and then they climbed over the wall and entered, and through the screen window, they vaguely saw a man and a woman, just taking off their clothes, turning off the lights and going to bed.

The donkey whispered in his ear, and he himself went to slam on the door, shouting: "The traitor is here, see where you are going?" ”

It didn't matter, and the room was suddenly in chaos, first there was a commotion of the rope, and then the window opened, and a man slowly slipped out of the window with his head facing outward. Pangda was waiting for him, stepped forward and pressed it, opened his mouth to take a bite on his stomach, and his mouth was still scolding: "You coax me to break my wife's leg and don't bite you to death, you don't know how to do it on your mouth." ”

The man who slipped down from the window suddenly felt a huge pain in his stomach, and shouted: "Oh, the dog is biting the belly, come out and beat the dog." ”

The woman in the house hurriedly ran out and searched around with a stick: "Where is the dog?" I didn't feed the dogs. ”

The man said, "Isn't this lying on my stomach, don't you fight quickly." ”

In the darkness, the woman saw a ball-shaped thing crawling on the man's body and biting it, picked up the stick three or five times, and howled like a huge pig: "Kill people, kill people, help." ”

The woman - hearing that it was a person, quickly stopped, went into the house and turned on the light, took out a flashlight and shone it, it was huge, of course she recognized it, and another photo, and there was a person standing next to the man, stepping on his leg with his foot, it was a leather donkey.

The leather donkey had a smug expression on his face: "Three fat men, your adultery with Li Er has been revealed." Don't kneel down and beg for mercy, when will you wait? ”

The three fat men sneered for a while: "You don't meddle with me, which man do I sleep with, do I still have your approval?" What are you? There is also a huge one, you two broke into the house at night, either stealing or robbing, and didn't lie down to kneel down to the third aunt and grandmother to beg for mercy, waiting for me to call 11O, and call the police station to arrest you? ”

The huge neck stalk stiffened: "The two of us just can't get used to Li Er's set, the road is uneven, and everyone steps on it." Last time he had a bad idea to break my wife's leg, and I'm still lame. This time, if you catch him committing adultery with you, you have to drag him back to parade through the streets. He also tasted what it was like to be a king. "As soon as he talked nonsense, he didn't get to the point at all.

The third fat man grabbed the huge one: "You bite my man, I will ask you to compensate, you still want to run, is the third aunt and grandmother so easy to bully?" ”

The leather donkey kicked the man on the cheek again: "Li Er, don't just lie on your stomach and pretend to be a bear, get up and go, go back to the village and ask everyone to see the good things you have done, don't think that lying on the ground and pretending to be dead can escape this hurdle." ”

The three fat men let go of the huge and ran towards the leather donkey, the leather donkey felt bad, and quickly hid behind the huge one. He beat Xiao and the three fat men in a production team, and grew up together, and he was beaten and scolded by the three fat men since he was a child. So as soon as the three fat men came over, he trembled. It really scared her.

The third fat man did not go to play the donkey, but went over to help the man lying on the ground up, comforted him and said: "With me, don't be afraid, they dare to touch your fingers again, and see that I don't pull off his ball and use it as a ping-pong ball." She helped the man into the house, sat down in a chair, turned to the two huge donkeys who followed him, and said, "You two are blind, open your dog's eyes and see who he is." Is he Li Er? He is a new man I am looking for from other places, we just got a marriage certificate today, we are a legal husband and wife, today I am the first time, I have been vacant for several years, and finally a man came to the door, I should have enjoyed it, I just got into bed and picked up my clothes and didn't start, so I called you two shameless things, disturbing the good things of the old lady, how should this account be calculated? ”

Da Da stepped forward and looked at the man sitting on the chair again, it was really not Li Er. Immediately on the spot. Facing the three fat men's menacing posture, his heart was furious, and he hurriedly pointed to the leather donkey and said to the three fat men: "He called me here, I didn't want to come, but he didn't follow, so I came." If you want to go to jail, tell him to go, the police station is coming, arrest him first. ”

The three fat men sneered: "You are not a good thing either!" It doesn't matter if you become a king, you still suspect that others are not serious. Get lost! Don't see the two of you again, which life hurt Tianli, and the cave room met this pair of mourning stars on a candle night. ”

The leather donkey was not at ease: "What about Li Er?" I saw him come in with my own eyes. ”

"Yes, what about Li Er? I'm afraid it's also hidden under the bed, and there are two men and one woman, right? Huge echoed said.

The three fat men said to the giant: "Two men and one woman? I don't have your wife's ability. You two are here for Li Er? Why didn't you say it earlier? A few of them were eating and drinking in the backyard. Come with me. She led the two of them through a long aisle to the back yard. This is the tofu processing factory of Sanfat. Li Er, Huang Dakuo, and Wang Youxin were drinking, and there were all kinds of tofu on the table, including spicy tofu with chili peppers, colored tofu with big green beans, spiced tofu with peanuts, and red and colorful red tofu、、、、、 the three of them were talking and laughing, and tasting while drinking.

Huang Dakuo immediately smiled when he saw Dang come in, and he praised Dang Da for his hard work and ability, especially at night, saying that he was: "Open the door, close the door, and give it away." "What kind of compliment is this? This ballad is the phrase of the people in the old society who scolded the brothel king. Seeing that Dangda didn't understand what he meant, he further ridiculed: "Huge, you dare to come out to play?" You, you should tie yourself to your wife's belt, and take it wherever you go, so that you can watch your wife, she has to work with other men, you quickly go up and cover her, and make sure that nothing goes wrong. ”

Huge grinning: "My wife is not that kind of person." ”

Huang Dakuo said: "Maybe." When it was dark, I passed by your door and saw your wife's dress up for a show, and I was afraid that I was going to a class reunion again. Huge, the temperature is so low, isn't your head cold? ”

He touched his head and said, "It's not cold, I don't feel cold." ”

Li Er asked huge: "I don't want to know why it's not cold?" You've been wearing a cuckold on your head for years, and of course you don't feel cold. ”

"Hahaha、、、、、、" The crowd burst into laughter.

The leather donkey patted the head of the huge garden from behind: "Not only is it not cold in winter, but it also points to the green hat in the summer." As soon as he said this, everyone laughed even more.

The three fat men tapped their fingers on the tabletop: "Okay." Don't make fun of him. Get down to business. Today is my big day, although it is a second marriage, it is also a happy word. In addition, Brother Li helped me design a new variety of tofu for the creation of zào, and the experiment was successful, and in the future, I will make a fortune. In order to express gratitude to the second brother. I toast you. With that, she respectfully raised the glass above her head and drank it down.

The leather donkey tasted each variety of tofu on the table, and praised it: "Delicious, delicious, according to this, the tofu is added with all kinds of condiments in the manufacturing process, and when you buy it back, you can use a knife to put it on the table directly, saving the trouble of frying it, and the pork skin jelly is somewhat similar." Even if Li Er helped you solve the level of tofu deep processing, your tofu workshop will have a bright future in the future. You should be good enough to thank Li Er, he has liked your pair of big bread since he was a child, give him a taste, or you two have a glass of wine, so that I can catch a big adulterer, don't you say? The three fat people listened to the leather donkey's more and more talking, and raised their hands to beat him, but the leather donkey pretended to be very afraid, which provoked everyone to laugh again.

Early morning. Not long after Li Er got up, before he had breakfast, he saw Xiao Taohong enter the house in a hurry, and he was still scolding the street: "What a three fat man, it's not a play, and the price of tofu was suddenly raised today." In the past, tofu that cost a pound for a pound, and with a little seasoning in it, it grew into three yuan a pound. In the past, those who came out to work ate fried spicy tofu in my shop, plus a bottle of beer, two steamed buns, and a piece, and I earned each of them a dollar, and more than a dozen people came every day. The reform of the three fats, which made the tofu eat directly without moving the pot and stove, took away my business, and earned more than one yuan a day, and in a year, I earned 20,000 yuan less. Just the fat-headed and big-eared pig with three eyes annoyed bag. How could she have such wisdom? I don't know which bastard gave her such a bad idea. The old lady was not lightly harmed. ”

Li Er said: "Don't scold, then the bastard is me"

"Is that you?" Xiao Taohong was caught off guard, "I don't believe it, you go out and have a look, there is a lot of scolding in the village." The big guys are scolding the three fat and the long price. But she said that colorful tofu is delicious, the cost has increased, and the technical content is high, and she sells technology. Dear brother, what do you think you are doing? ”

Li Er scratched his head, he didn't expect to do something bad with good intentions. Huang Dakuo watched the three fat people blow the sun and felt pitiful, and begged Li Er to do a favor and help the three fat get out of trouble, which was equivalent to helping me Huang Dakuo.

Li Er called and asked Sanfat to lower the price of tofu, and Sanfat told Li Er, in business, engaging in colorful tofu, originally for value-added, businessmen seek profits, there is nothing wrong, you can eat tofu I don't need money, but I will reduce the price of colorful tofu, I won't do it. I'm counting on it to make a fortune. After hanging up the phone, Li Ergan stared and couldn't do anything.

The end of the year is approaching, and in previous years, tofu was in short supply in this season, but who knew that this year would not work. In previous years, who didn't buy five catties and six catties of tofu for the New Year? But this year is abnormal, everyone doesn't buy it, and the three fat people who want to make a lot of money at the end of the year are dumbfounded. I don't know what day it will start. There was a demonic wind blowing everywhere, saying that the colorful tofu of Sanfat was dyed by dyeing cloth pigments, and the people were going to eat rotten intestines and rotten lungs, and some people even rumored that others were using gypsum to order tofu, and Sanfat was in order to increase the production of tofu. Compete to collect the wife's urine and some tofu. Outsiders can produce six catties of tofu with one pound of soybeans, and she uses the urine of old ladies to point tofu, and one pound of soybeans can produce twelve catties of tofu! Can you eat this tofu? Some people also said that the man before Sanfat just ate too much urine and tofu, and the urine poison accumulated in the stomach and couldn't come out, and finally got uremia, urinated blood for half a year, and died、、、、、、、

Rumors are spreading, people are panicking, everyone talks about the color change of tofu, lest they avoid it, who dares to buy it home for the New Year? People are terrible, their tongues fall and kill people, Huang Dakuo and Wufeng go around to refute rumors, and when they meet people, they talk about the benefits of eating tofu, where are everyone willing to listen? It was difficult for their hands to reach four fists, and the two of them became blacker and darker, and in the end, the two of them betrayed their relatives and became accomplices of urine tofu.

The three fat people are not fat anymore, not to mention the plummeting business, the man she is looking for is the last time he called the huge leather donkey to catch a rape, frightened, plus the huge bite on the stomach, either out of the water, or out of pus, try his best, but he doesn't fit his mouth, the pain is cracked all day long, the amount of food is decreasing, and the worried three eyes can't sleep at night. I simply stopped the tofu and sought medical advice everywhere, but it didn't get any better. This injury is a huge gift, of course, the three fat can't give up with the huge good, three days and two heads to the huge abduction clinic to make trouble, in the end, simply live in a ward of the abduction clinic, settle down, not to mention the needle and medicine, not to mention, the meal also has a huge supply, I can't swallow it, good wine and good meat are swallowed, but the cost is too high.

When the elder brother was in trouble, the younger sister also suffered. In order to reduce the sister-in-law's beating and scolding of her brother,

Xiao Taohong took the initiative to come over to help as soon as she was free and helped Liu Xueyin take care of the three fat men who were in the clinic.

She had something to do this time, she came to deliver food to the man every day, in order for her brother not to be angry with his wife, she didn't dare to mention the food money at all, just like that, Liu Xueyin and Dada quarreled for three days, and ran to the town at every turn, threatening to divorce, and was so frightened that he was frightened all day long, for fear of losing his wife who was like an empress.

Since he invited this father into the house, the house has not been quiet for a day. Little Peach came to deliver lunch this day, the man was coquettish in front of the three fat, saying that he couldn't come up with a breath, and asked the three fat to rub his chest, the three fat just stretched out his hand, and the guy dragged the three fat hand down the stomach, and the little peach saw this, and grabbed the white man and said: "That breath can't come up, you swallow that breath and you can't get it." ”

As soon as Sanpang heard Xiao Taohong call her a man, she scolded when she opened her mouth, Xiao Zhuohong was already nameless, and when Sanpang scolded, he opened his mouth to return the favor, and the two first scolded each other, and then pulled and beaten. Everyone pulled the two apart, and the three fat people did not break up, and called her sisters, nephews, and nephews to all come together to fight. Xiaoyan saw that her mother was about to suffer, so she hurriedly called and reported the crisis to her father. Zhang Fengxian is a generation of heroes, and when he saw that the three fat people were bullying their widows and widows with their mother's family, they immediately stepped forward. She pushed the little peach lady into the kidnapper hotel, she sat outside the door with a plate of oranges, and drew a horizontal bar on the ground with a stick to enclose the kidnapper restaurant inside. And he said to the men and women, "Do you see? Whoever dares to cross an inch of the thunder pool today is an example. She picked up a brick and slapped it gently on her head, which shattered into eight halves and left her head unscathed. Seeing her so brave, the group shrank together, and no one dared to move.

Huang Dakuo rushed to hear the voice. Approached Zhang Fengxian and said with a smile: "Sister-in-law, don't be like them, you dissipate your anger, I'll send them out." He turned to his relatives and said: "Get out, the old man who was killed back then almost hanged himself and went bankrupt, and today he is embarrassed again, roll quickly, otherwise, don't blame me for turning my face and not recognizing people." Huang Da is rich and rich, who is not afraid of his relatives? Immediately, one by one, the ashes slipped away. There are three fat people left.

Huang Dakuo walked over and said to her: "If you ask me to take care of your business, you can take that man home now, and I will take care of the rest of the things. Whoever cares about your business will be unlucky anyway. ”

Friday Feng also went over to persuade her third sister: "Sister, go back, Second Brother Li will help you." But it's a big invitation. Now your business is not good, you can't blame others, it is you who are eager for quick success, raise the price too high, and commit public anger. You should know that the people who eat your tofu are our villagers. You have to take it easy to earn your family's money. Xiao Taohong sends food to your man, she is free, can the huge couple give her money? She's a big-picture person. If you make such a fuss, she won't come to deliver food again. Huge second-rate scoundrel, can you starve him to death? ”

Sanpang thought about what Wufeng said, went into the house and pulled her man, came out and got into a taxi and ran home.

In the end, it was Li Er and Huang Dakuo who went to find the old Li Tou, who fed the livestock to the production team in the early years, and asked for a home remedy from him, burned the old thorny skin into ashes, mixed it into a paste with sesame oil, and pressed it on the wound. I learned that the person was injured. Liu Xueyin breathed a deep sigh of relief, she called Da Da to her, and slapped him twice: "If you go out to make trouble in the future, I will immediately split you in half, and you have to live to rip off your Wang Bapi!" ”