Chapter 1 The purple sun on the blind date
According to the Mayan prophecy, 2012 will usher in the end of mankind, since the advent of 2012, the frequency of various natural disasters around the world has increased significantly, as if it is a sign before the end of the world, for a while, people are panicked, but, until December 1, there is not much abnormality, except for some people because they are worried about the end of the day and lead to various mental illness accidents.
Time is still passing, the days go on, 2013 is coming soon, everyone has gradually forgotten the terrible apocalyptic prophecy, although natural disasters still occur from time to time, but people have become accustomed to treating them as natural phenomena, and the Mayan prophecies are just for grandstanding.
"Bell bell" is not a pleasant sound at all, but for the children of this school, it is comparable to the sound of the sky.
"Okay, that's all for today's class, see you tomorrow." Shan Bing happily said hello to the students, it's Friday again, time flies really fast, since childhood, Shan Bing has been very interested in children, so, after graduating from college, although holding a senior teacher qualification certificate, he did a thing that broke through many people's glasses - despite the opposition of his parents, he resolutely entered a primary school and became a primary school teacher.
The world of children is simple, and in their hearts, respecting teachers and teaching these lovely traditional virtues is more important than filial piety to their parents. Although there will be naughty and mischievous guys, but, in general, children are always more simple and cute, and it is easier for people to forget their troubles. So, for more than a year, Shan Bing has not regretted his decision, even if many people don't understand.
However, today, I can't chat with these little guys anymore, today is very likely to be a day that will change the fate of the second half of his life for Shan Bing. Hurriedly packed up the handouts on the podium, "Guys, Bye. โ
"Miss Order, Bye."
"Miss List, did you see your MrRight?"
"You idiot, I think Miss just went on a blind date, and you don't know that she doesn't have a boyfriend at all."
Well, although the child is very simple and cute, however, sometimes it is also very hateful, just like now, Shan Bing is a little crying and laughing, if you want to say that Shan Bing, although she is not a big beauty with a good national color, but, as long as she dresses up well, she is still a passable and beautiful little beauty, but, from childhood to adulthood, the man's relationship has become weaker and weaker, until now, the opposite sex has completely turned to zero, except for the underage boy.
Even these students already knew that their teacher was a male insulator, and they poked Shan Bing's sore spot from time to time, not caring at all about the flesh in their teachers' hearts every time they heard this.
"Cute little Tony, the teacher's throat is a little dumb, presumably he shouldn't be able to recover next week, our little Tony is not opposed to taking a lesson for the teacher, right? You have to prepare well, and the teacher will give you a grade. Let's take it as little Tony's usual grades. Shan Bing infinitely gently assigned a task to the child named Tony in English, not blushing at all because he was such an old person and still had to deal with other ten-year-old children.
โGodhelpme!!โ The little boy wailed and wanted to resist, but when he saw Shan Bing's smiling gaze, he walked away. I have to go home and check it on the Internet, otherwise, if the next week's lesson is too embarrassing, the end of the semester will be infinitely miserable.
"I hope the teacher will meet a man who can kill you today, and then, you can't be too aggressive, it's better to be crushed to death, and let her know that our manhood is not so easy to bully." Tony's infinite melancholy is broken in his heart, of course, there is anger that cannot be concealed in that infinite melancholy, no matter how young he is, the dignity of a man cannot be trampled on, especially when the mutiny and the cute little girl are watching, the resentment in Tony's heart is big.
Tony's words Shan Bing didn't hear it, but Shan Bing knew very well how many fancy intestines there were in the hearts of these children. His eyes swept around, and for a while, dozens of flowers of the motherland were scattered, and there was no longer a single figure. Jokes, every time I am poked in the sore spot, there is never more than one person who is swept away by the tornado of Miss Single, and the show is good-looking, but the price of a small life is higher, isn't it? The current little ghost head is not a blank piece of paper, the number of paragraphs is high, and the look at people's faces is stronger than Shan Bing, an adult.
SHAKING HIS HEAD FUNNY, "GODISAGIRL, WHEREVERYOUARE......" A pleasant mobile phone ringtone, "Ah, forget the time." Shan Bing took out his mobile phone and looked at it, and found a call from his cousin, decisively stuffed the mobile phone into his bag, and ran up with eight centimeters of high heels.
"Today's young teachers, really...... The world is going down! "An old-fashioned Chinese teacher couldn't help but sigh when he saw the figure flashing by like a gust of wind, as well as the black stockings." How can such a woman marry home as a wife? No wonder I'm still single. โ
If Shan Bing is afraid that he will vomit to death when he hears this, what does it mean that such a woman can't marry home as a wife, what's wrong with her? You haven't done anything other than wearing short skirts and stockings, have you? Besides, in modern society, this is strange? Even the school doesn't ban it, which means it's normal.
What Shan Bing doesn't know is that wearing short skirts, stockings, and high heels are normal, but if you add one, the campus is running wild, this is not normal, and men who have not had deep contact only need to see her heroism once, and they will not have the desire to continue to understand.
The ringtone of the mobile phone is still ringing, and if you think about it with a hair, you also know that your cousin is about to blow up her hair when she holds the mobile phone, finally, Shan Bing finally stopped, and if you don't answer a phone call, you can treat it as not hearing, and two calls without a sister can break into ears and have auditory hallucinations, and now there are at least six phone calls, and if you don't answer it, the consequences will be strict.
"If you don't get over here for me, if you don't come back, the man will be gone." Shan Bing thanked God in his heart, fortunately the man hadn't left yet, otherwise, his cousin's lion's roar was not something ordinary people could bear.
"Sister, I'll be there soon, I'll be there soon, but you can't lie to me, you said that the man is very good." Shan Bing has thought about it, if this man is really passable, then if we meet for the first time today, I will learn more about it in the next two days, and I will probably know a rough idea, and in another month, I will probably be able to get married.
"Needless to say, if it weren't for the fact that he didn't look down on your sister, I wouldn't have been able to leave it to you, and I would have taken it home by myself."
"So good?" Shan Bing was really startled, his cousin is different from himself, he has an absolute gravitational attraction to men, and because of this, she has developed the habit of looking above the top, I have never heard of her falling in love with that man, today she actually said such a thing, Shan Bing couldn't help but raise his head to look at the sky, I don't know if the sun is rising in the west and setting in the east today.
"Why does the sun seem to have a little purple today?" I didn't see the sun rising in the west and setting in the east, but the color of the sun was really different from usual. Shan Bing muttered to himself in surprise.
"What purple sun, you are sick, don't get sick on the street, hurry up and come over to me, five minutes, if you can't get there, you will bear the consequences." Shan Bing didn't have time to say anything, and there was already a "beep" sound of hanging up the phone.
fainted to death, the hope of marriage can't be ruined like this, and my cousin can't be provoked.
Regardless of the color of the sun, the single ice continued to sprint for 100 meters.
Nothing is as important as a man, and a woman who is forced to marry can't afford to be hurt, she can't afford to be hurt.
"Here, here." Shan Bing couldn't figure it out. Although his cousin's appearance is better than his own, but look at the way he is now, jumping up and down, where is the gravitational pull?
"You dead kid, why don't you dress up."
Shan Bing looked at his outfit, no problem, just a person like himself who only eats dead wages every month, famous brands are really weak, Daphne's shoes, Ruili's clothes, well, stockings are bought on the street, but the salary is not enough, maintain your hair every month to do hairstyles, plus skin care products, where is there money that can be used to buy all kinds of jewelry? And no man would buy it for her.
"Okay, okay, don't look at it." He Feifei hated iron and steel, so she took out a pair of earrings from her bag, which was given by her current boyfriend, and she was reluctant to wear them, "Put them on." A woman doesn't know how to dress up well. โ
"Oh" What else can Shan Bing say besides the obedient oh? Since childhood, I succumbed to my cousin's obscenity, and now I don't have the ambition to resist, it's simply a conditioned reflex, what my cousin says is good, and what my cousin says is bad, then there is absolutely no good possibility.
"Sister, what about the man? Where is it? "Simply, Shan Bing has not forgotten the main purpose of today.
"There, it's the sweatshirt, how's that? Isn't it amazing? Shan Bing looked over, and at this moment, the man over there also happened to be a good look, and he had never seen that kind of look, how to say it? Just like a leopard, Shan Bing didn't know if his description was right, but, really, under the man's gaze, Shan Bing felt like a starfish exposed to the scorching sun, unable to breathe.
What should I do? This man has not yet come into close contact, and it is already terrifying.
"Hey" Shan Bing raised his hand and said hello weakly, and then whispered to He Feifei with laughter, "Sister, it's okay to escape now, right?" โ
Seeing the intimidation in He Feifei's eyes, Shan Bing hurriedly begged for mercy, "This kind of man is impossible for me to control in this life, in the next life and in the previous life, you don't want your dear cousin to be eaten to death by a man in the future, right?" As he whispered, his eyes were still staring at the man, not that Shan Bing didn't want to withdraw his gaze, but that he was too majestic under that gaze.
"No, you can't." He Feifei was also very depressed, obviously when she was a child, her cousin's boyhood was much stronger than herself, why is it that seeing a man now is like a mouse seeing a cat? How can you get married like this? My mother said that if my cousin continues to be single, then she must get married within a month, otherwise, there are two leftover girls in the family who will make people gossip.
"Sister......" Shan Bing tried to deny it coquettishly. The eyes staring at the man didn't retract, but it wasn't bad, anyway, there wasn't much attention on it.
"Miss Shan, hello."
"Ugh"
"Hah"
This is the different answer of the two women, the first word was obviously sent by Shan Bing, and he sighed in astonishment, Shan Bing couldn't figure out how this man suddenly came to him, and also, the man who looked so majestic would greet him first? Illusion.
As for the second tone, of course, it was made by He Feifei, and what it wanted to express was only known to He Feifei herself.
"Miss He, is this Miss Shan?" A trace of interest flashed in Lu Jiaqi's eyes, although he was mistaken and he was not the man that Miss He had dated, but he also walked in here by chance, anyway, he was fine now, and he stayed with the intention of having fun, but he didn't expect to meet a different woman.
This woman looks okay, and she dresses up okay, but, compared to her temperament, how to look at it doesn't match, and then, it is this woman who looks at her sight, there has never been a woman, no, it should never be a person who can wait for her eyes for so long (this is Lu Jiaqi's misunderstanding, Shan Bing was simply stunned and couldn't move if he wanted to), maybe, this will be a good experience.
"Heh, oh, Mr. Lu, hello, this is my sister, Shan Bing."
"Bing'er, this is Mr. Lu. Let's talk, I still have an appointment, so let's go first. "Why did this man suddenly become like this, well, prestige, it's better to leave quickly, otherwise, the people who hurt him won't even be able to talk properly. I remember that when I was chatting online, I was a very active person, and it didn't give people a depressing feeling at all, and it wasn't like this when Bing'er didn't come just now, it's really a "man's heart, a needle under the sea", fortunately, I didn't like me, otherwise...... He Feifei slandered in her heart, and then, she shuddered and left without looking back.
"Hehe, that, I still have something to do, so I'll go first, goodbye." Shan Bing reacted quickly at this time, and wanted to leave following in the footsteps of his cousin.
Such a man can't be messed with, and as for that bullshit decision made in the first half hour, to hell with it.
"Uh-huh" The two sounds from the end of the nose successfully stopped Shan Bing's steps, this voice is too familiar, every time there is a meeting, as soon as the principal makes this sound, someone will be unlucky, Shan Bing has been unlucky several times, so, now, as soon as he hears these two nasal sounds, he immediately becomes as honest as he is.
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