May 1, 2012, around 4:30 p.m.

The bright sunshine is sprinkled on the campus of Haiyuan Police College, because of the holiday, this usually noisy and lively moment, but now it is a little deserted and depressed, and even gives people a feeling of emptiness!

At this time, in the girls' bathhouse on campus, there was a panic, shame, and angry shouting and scolding suddenly sounded.

"You dead pervert, stinky turtle, rotten king, dare to break in in broad daylight to peek at Miss Ben taking a bath, I see that your birthday star hanged himself and thought it was a long time, I will kill you, I have to kill you, I can't ...... you"

At the same time as the crisp scolding sounded, the muffled "bang" of the container smashing the head also sounded.

In the huge bathhouse, a girl who was not wearing an inch was covering her important parts with a towel in one hand, and beating the pervert who suddenly broke in with a wooden basin for washing in the other.

It's a little strange that the pervert actually stood there like a log, not dodging, not resisting, and letting the girl beat him.

A few times after the tub rose and fell, the pervert's body swayed for a while, and then he fell straight down to the cold floor.

The girl thought that this guy was pretending to be dead, so she picked up the wooden basin and smashed it a few times, and scolded and scolded in her mouth: "Yo He, you still pretend to be dead with your aunt and grandmother, I told you to pretend, tell you to pretend to be ......"

But after a few blows, she felt that something was wrong, because the guy had no reaction at all, and when she realized that something was wrong, she stopped the beating, bent down and stretched out her hand to probe between the man's nose with a slight tremble.

This probe immediately trembled in fright, and he sat on the ground in a distraction, his whole pretty face was discolored, and half of the three souls and seven spirits were gone, because ...... This pervert has lost his breath, and his breath pulse and heartbeat are gone.

Now, it's a big deal!

The girl who killed her is Zheng Peilin, a student of the 2008 class of the Haiyuan City Police Academy, studying in the reconnaissance major, and is also a well-known school flower in the college.

Although it was the May Day holiday, she did not choose to go home like other students, because she did not want to face her parents who had a tense relationship, anyway, she was going to start a one-year internship in a few months, so she just took advantage of this long vacation to recharge her batteries, review her theoretical knowledge, and strengthen her skills training, so she stayed on the empty campus.

If it were another girl, at this time, she would definitely be stunned to run alone to take a bath in this empty and gloomy bathhouse, but Zheng Peilin is the fifth stage of taekwondo underworld, the so-called art master is bold, she is not afraid!

Walking a lot at night, you always have to hit ghosts.

Although Zheng Peilin doesn't like to walk at night, she likes to take a bath alone, and usually, she takes advantage of the dead of night to take a bath quietly, because ...... She doesn't want others to find out about her secrets that she is ashamed to show!

She has maintained this habit for four years in the police academy, but she didn't expect that the only time she took a bath in broad daylight, she met a daredevils who broke into the girls' bathhouse.

When she entered the bathhouse with a wooden part, took off her clothes and took a shower and hummed a song, she suddenly found that she was being peeped at, and she was not sneaking in the dark to peep, but ran directly in, looking at her openly, do you think she is angry?

Not only was she angry, but she also felt humiliated, and she didn't care about the mixture of shame and anger, picked up her wooden basin made of yellow pear and smashed it on the head of this guy, and then ...... And so there is the opening scene.

Zheng Peilin never expected that this pervert who has a thief's heart and a thief's guts, and seems to be very powerful, would be so unbeaten, and was smashed by himself so many times, and he actually farted.

It wasn't until this pervert didn't react at all that Zheng Peilin saw the face of this unlucky ghost clearly.

She actually knew this person!

Not only is he a student at the Police Academy, but he's just as famous as himself!

However, Zheng Peilin is famous, and that is because she is rich, powerful, figure, and good-looking, and has good grades among the best. And what about the one in front of you called Yan Xiaokai? is famous for being poor, stupid and cowardly and incompetent, and any cat, dog, three and four can bully him, he is simply a scum of a nest, a model of poverty and frustration, and a dick in the dick.

Zheng Peilin was frightened and extremely puzzled, how could such an honest person who was usually afraid of stepping on ants when he walked, suddenly dare to break into the girls' bathhouse?

Hit the chicken?

Or did you eat the bear's heart and leopard's gall?

It's just that no matter where he got the courage or how he got in, he did come in, and he did beat him to death.

So...... She's in big trouble.

If you are expelled, your studies will be ruined, and you will still be held criminally responsible!

Zheng Peilin has always been a very assertive girl, not only the class president in the class, but also the vice president of the student union at school, participating in the taekwonting club, organizing the dance club, and not falling behind, she is more Fan Ye than Fan Ye, and more than Brother Zeng, but when it comes to killing people, she can no longer be calm, and although her style is a gentleman, she actually has no eggs.

After such a stall, she finally became like an ordinary girl, with no master, panicked, even the towels and wooden basins fell to the ground, and she had no time to take care of all three points on her body.

"Yan Xiaokai, Yan Xiaokai, you get up for me, you get up...... I didn't mean it, I really didn't mean it. In the entire bathroom, there was a dead silence, except for a corpse lying on the ground, only Zheng Peilin, a big living person muttering to the corpse.

Such a scene is as terrifying as it is, and as weird as it is weird!

"Oh my God, I really didn't mean to, how can you say that death is death! is so unbeaten, what kind of person do you learn to be a pervert! Woo~~"

After the last day, Zheng Peilin finally couldn't control her emotions, and knelt beside Yan Xiaokai's corpse and cried helplessly.

However, when she was crying for her father and mother, she didn't notice that Yan Xiaokai, who had obviously stopped his heartbeat just now, had no breathing, couldn't even touch his pulse, and no longer had a trace of human breath, actually moved his fingers slightly, and then ...... Slowly opened his eyes!

This, the situation of Shenma?

The legendary turtle breath miracle?

Zombie?

Or something else?

It's just that no matter what the reason is, Yan Xiaokai is indeed alive, and the first thought that comes to his mind after he wakes up is: I'm still alive?

Because he had just woken up, his eyes had not yet fully opened, and in the haze, he saw a white flesh beside him, and seemed to vaguely see a pair of plump breasts that were raised high.

When the scene in front of him was finally completely clear and clear, he finally understood that what he was looking at was a delicate and unattractive woman, and his lower body almost stood up, but soon, his color heart was replaced by a lot of doubts.

Where is this?

Why is the surrounding scenery so weird?

Who is this woman?

Why didn't she wear clothes?

When he thought of this, Yan Xiaokai felt a headache, and the fragments of his memory were scattered in his mind.

“…… Dog minion, you are so bold, even my beloved concubine dares to defile it, come on, take this unsightly thing down for me. ”

“…… Wronged! Your Majesty, Weichen did not defile Concubine Yun, it was she who wanted to seduce Weichen and slandered Weichen! ”02

“…… Do you dare to talk nonsense here? Drag him out of the noon gate for Zheng, and immediately behead him to show the public, and see who else dares to touch my woman in the future, and give me a green hat! ”

“…… Wronged......"

Yan Xiaokai remembered that he was born wealthy, his family had 100 acres of fertile land, and a lot of money, in order to prevent himself from becoming a second ancestor who did not learn and did not know how to drink and eat rice bags, he sent himself to Kunshan since he was a child and followed a famous teacher to learn art.

At this time, Yicheng was eighteen years old, not only with a peerless martial arts, but also learned piano, chess, calligraphy, painting, medicine, divination, stars, phases, heaven, literature, earth, science...... Eighteen kinds of martial arts are proficient.

The day I went home coincided with the imperial examination.

Anyway, being idle is idle, and being bored is boring, so he participated in the imperial examination, but he didn't expect to become the only champion of both civil and military disciplines in the Tang Dynasty for more than 200 years.

On the night after the palace test, Concubine Yun saw that this new champion was a strong and handsome man, and intended to try his other abilities other than civil and military affairs, but this guy actually thought that this woman was too old, had too much belly, and was a second-hand product, so she disdained to take care of it.

As a result, this slut was angry and ashamed, bit him back, and was executed by the dog emperor in the last sorrow......

Recalling the past, Yan Xiaoxing was suddenly shocked, and a series of questions surfaced in his mind.

Am I not dead yet?

Am I not already dead?

I felt like my head was tumbling in the air for countless laps before falling to the ground and being taken away by a dog!

But how did I come back from the dead?

Could it be that he is really dead, and has already gone to heaven and become an immortal at this time?

If you don't become a fairy, how can you kneel next to a fairy who is naked and has a superb appearance?

……

There were too many questions, the more Yan Xiaokai thought about it, the more he felt a headache, the more painful it became, and the more he felt like his whole head was about to explode.

This clear and intense pain made him realize that he was not dreaming, but that it was true, and it was true, and it was true!

Oh, my God!

What's going on here?

Is this heaven or hell?

What about the Dog Emperor?

What about Concubine Yun's slut?

"Ah~~" The severe pain in 02's head made Yan Xiaokai unable to hold back any longer, screamed uncontrollably, and jumped up from the ground holding his head.

Because of the severe pain, his face was flushed, the green tendons on his forehead protruded, his facial features were distorted, and he looked extremely hideous and terrifying, just like a ghost who escaped from hell!

This sudden change, as well as Yan Xiaokai's screams, frightened Zheng Peilin, who was still crying breathlessly, so frightened that she forgot to cry and forgot to cry, and forgot to scream, so she was stupid just there.

Yan Xiaokai, who didn't look like a sperm worm in his head, and looked like a corpse, finally lost his voice and shouted after half a sound: "Ah! Hell! Hell! Hell hell heck!! ”

The cry is sharp and melodious, poignant, and very rhythmic.

It's just called for a long time, but no one paid attention to her, and the caretaker and aunt outside the bathhouse didn't know where to run.

Zheng Peilin felt bored, and finally shut up, but Yan Xiaokai, whose face was hideous and crazy, still couldn't help but tremble!

This, what the hell is the situation?

This guy is obviously already a fart, why is he alive again?

Could it be that it is really a legendary corpse?

Thinking of this possibility, Zheng Peilin was even more frightened and retreated, with the panicked footsteps, the two peaks on her chest shook violently, and the waves were turbulent, dazzling and thought-provoking.

"Uh??" 02 Seeing this scene, Yan Xiaokai, who was still having a headache, suddenly felt a burst of blood surging from the bottom to the top, maybe the ischemic head was suddenly injected with fresh blood, and he actually felt that his head didn't hurt, his eyes were gone, his spirit was better, and even a certain part of his body was erected, as if it was no problem to be cut off again.

How can a woman's body have such a miraculous healing effect?

Can you cure a migraine just by looking at it?

It's weird, I knew that Concubine Yun's cheap woman used beauty tricks at that time, and she pretended to be stupid and confused!

Although the woman is in her thirties, she is well-maintained and well-maintained, although she is a second-hand product, isn't the second-hand one more experienced?

It's a pity, it's a pity! If you could do it all over again......

Yan Xiaokai shook his head, and scolded fiercely in his heart, MB, even if she starts over, she won't do it again, her body is too cold!

I'm a real virgin, why should I pick up someone else's broken shoes! What's more, he is a champion of both civil and military disciplines, how can he do such a reckless and creacherous thing?

Yan Xiaokai put aside his thoughts, and focused his gaze on the woman in front of him again, it's okay not to look at it, but when he looks at it, he can't help but boil again.

The school flower of the police academy, how can it be compared to ordinary girls, Zheng Peilin not only has the face of an angel, but also has a devilish figure, convex and backward, slender and plump, especially the pair of crisp breasts, round, full, pretty, and towering......

Any man who sees this scene can't help but react.

Although Yan Xiaokai's real body is cowardly and incompetent, the one who crossed over is a fierce man, so at this moment, he is already mighty!

After a while, Yan Xiaokai barely controlled his emotions and reactions, and asked weakly, "Dare to ask this young lady, where is this place?" ”

"Huh?" Zheng Peilin was stunned, she didn't remember that she was naked now, and asked in a daze for a while, "Are you a human or a ghost?" ”

She got to the point, this master still can't figure out whether he is a human, a ghost, a monster, or a fairy?

Yan Xiaokai muttered: "It stands to reason that I am really dead, why am I still alive now?" ”

When he said this, he seemed to be answering Zheng Peilin, and he seemed to be talking to himself.

Actually, the real reason ...... Well, it's complicated indeed.

Some people are alive, but they are dead. Some people are dead, but they are still alive.

The real Yan Xiaokai has died heroically under Zheng Peilin's yellow rosewood basin, and the one who is alive now is the new champion of science and culture and martial arts who died in vain under the emperor of the Tang Dynasty, maybe the grievance is too heavy, at the moment before Yan Xiaokai's death, time and space were reversed, and souls were exchanged......

It's complicated, it's really complicated! Even if he asks Yuan Fang, I'm afraid he won't be able to answer!

However, no matter how complicated the reason is, there is only one result, and the current Yan Xiaokai is no longer the original Yan Xiaokai!