She didn't know whether to complain about the handsome guard's attachment to such a holy flower as the chrysanthemum, or why he appeared here dressed as a coachman. It stands to reason that she should have suspected that he was the eyeliner sent by the Dog Emperor to spy on them, but she never believed that the shrewd Dog Emperor would send such a strange person to spy on them.

Taking a deep breath, he decided not to complain about the chrysanthemum feast for the first time, and asked the point, "Why are you here?" ”

He stared at her without blinking, and said in a deep voice: "Humiliated the emperor to go to the toilet and then sneaked out of the emperor." ”

"In other words, the emperor returned to the palace alone?" This strange death is so bold, so he is not afraid that what will happen to the Dog Emperor alone.

There was a pride in front of his eyebrows, "Exactly." ”

She was speechless. But the Peach Blossom Demon raised his eyebrows, and teased in a lazy voice full of playfulness: "Do you know that this is the crime of bullying the king?" ”

Zhilu said. But it's not once or twice that the emperor is humiliated, and the emperor should be used to it. With a straight face, she looked very serious, as if she was telling something important, and saying such things with this serious appearance made her and the male god can't help but hold their foreheads.

She suddenly felt that the dog emperor's temper was really fucking good, if she had killed him thousands of times, slept with his parents, and sold his brothers and sisters to the Qinglou as prostitutes, she could still make him so rampant. There was no relationship between them, and she didn't believe her.

Sighing lightly, reason told her that she had to get used to the strange handsome guards as soon as possible, but her heart told her that if she got used to it, she would be assimilated, "Anyway, can we not go to Juguo?" My understanding of chrysanthemums is not as simple as when I was a child, and I am afraid that I will not be able to control it when I see it. ”

Euphemistically rejected her request, "There are many kinds of chrysanthemums in the chrysanthemum country, and I believe that there will be a county lord who likes it." ”

Rolling his eyes at him, he took a deep breath and tried to calm himself down, "I like your chrysanthemum more than the chrysanthemum in the chrysanthemum country." "Anyway, is it really okay for this thing to poke its head into the carriage and drive the carriage like this?

The goddess obviously didn't understand what the "chrysanthemum" in her mouth meant, and the two dead hooligans around her understood it at once, one glanced coldly and threatened her with her eyes that she was not allowed to hook up with others again, and the other came up directly, exhaling ambiguously in her ear and seducing her voice with a voice, "People's little chrysanthemums can be given to the lady, come on, because people are delicate flowers and pity others~~"

I spoil you MLGB!!

The handsome guard was slightly stunned, took out a small chrysanthemum from his sleeve and handed it to her, "How does the county lord know that there are chrysanthemums on his humble body?" ”

The corners of her mouth couldn't help twitching, and she took the little chrysanthemum, "Everyone has chrysanthemums." Dim and faint purple, melt and smelt yellow. Tao Ling fence color, Luo Han house fragrance. When is it forbidden to be exposed again, it is really cowardly. May the pan-golden parrot ascend to the white jade hall! ”

The handsome guard was stunned, and began to repeat her words, and immediately praised violently: "Good poem! The county lord is so literate! He looked at her adoringly, as if he had taken her for his goddess of chrysanthemums. Thinking of this, the corners of Mo Nancheng's mouth couldn't help but twitch even more.

"It's definitely not what you think." Yan Qianfan's reaction to this was indifferent, very disapproving, and even with a deep disdain in his eyes. Gently shaking the jade fan is fanning the wind for her. Considerate and cold, sullen and open.

Su Tianmo was much more direct than Yan Qianfan, and asked her directly who the author of this poem was, "Where did you hear it?" ”

"What if I say it's my own poem?" As soon as the words fell, the carriage was bumpy, and she accidentally fell into the arms of the goddess opposite, and hurriedly apologized to the goddess, and then gave the handsome guard a kick, "You are now a coachman, show me the road!" Do you want us to have six lives in one car! ”

"It's still a car with six lives, and you, a semi-literate person, still want to make such a poem, I don't know what urine sex you have? Make another poem to listen to? ”

"The autumn bushes are like pottery, and the edge of the fence is becoming more and more oblique. It's not that chrysanthemums are favored in flowers, and this flower is even more flowerless. A quick answer with a smug face.

only to find that the two were laughing playfully. looked at them inexplicably, "What are you laughing at?" ”

The peach blossom demon's eyebrows were full of smiles, and with a hint of teasing, he teased: "The lady is really a good skill, and the exit will become a poem~"

The male god grabbed her wrist with one hand and pulled her into his arms, making her sit on his lap, echoing and teasing, "Don't even think about it." ”

Only then did she realize that she had been fooled, and it was revealed that these poems were not written by her at all, and she would not have answered so quickly when she knew that she had said the truth. Hearing a nice laugh, she hurriedly looked at the goddess, and found that the goddess was covering her mouth and snickering, she looked stupid for a while, and the goddess saw that she was looking at her, and instantly returned to her usual cold appearance.

Isn't it just that she quotes other people's poems and then exposes her intelligence? Is it that funny? Even the goddess laughed. Their laughter is so weird! Seeing that the two guys were already laughing forward and backward, their old faces turned red, and they suddenly became angry, "It's funny!" Neuropathy! I'm half-illiterate, so what's wrong! I know how to write in foreign languages, you still can't! Fuckyourfamilyagainandagain！！ ”

When several people heard this, they looked at each other and laughed even harder, and they all laughed at her intelligence. And Hua Bangchen was directly woken up by them, rubbing his worried eyes, and said confusedly: "What are you laughing at?" Isn't there anything delicious? I'm going to eat Nancheng! ”

"Please pause between 'I want to eat' and 'Nancheng', or I'll think you're trying to eat me." Silently pointing to the two bad guys who had stopped teasing, "You see, the two of them have obviously misunderstood." ”

saw him come up to her and smell it, and then looked at her stupidly, drooling, "Nancheng seems to be delicious." Before they could misunderstand anything, they heard a noise in his stomach.

Mo Nancheng looked at the two who were obviously relaxed with disdain, "Do you want to crook him like this, is he worthy of being pure!" Don't think that everyone is as horny, mean, lewd, car-free and lewd...... Hmm, Yan Qianfan, kiss your yarn! ”

He just raised his eyebrows, raised the corners of his mouth, and smiled evilly, "Plug your mouth, it's noisy." ”

"Excuses! You're clearly eating my tofu! As soon as the words fell, her right hand was suddenly clasped, and a force pulled her through, and her body was unstable with a center of gravity, and she lay directly on the legs of the peach blossom demon, facing the pair of smiling seductive eyes. At this time, her legs rested on the male god's legs, her head lay on the lap of the peach blossom demon, and she lay there directly, looking at the peach blossom demon inexplicably, "What's the hair?" ”

He smiled lightly, his slender jade fingers slid into her clothes, and gently twisted the dogwood. She let out a small moan, and he laughed more and more, whispering in a flattering voice, "This is called eating tofu." He glanced at them, but smiled at Yan Qianfan.