"My name is Jiaojiao Washington, and I'm a leather bag...... No, I am the noble Grand Duke of St. Kaixing, the future emperor! Stupid silicon-based monkeys! ”

"Silicon-based monkeys? You? ”

Chu Bai didn't know if he was really drunk or dreaming, he actually heard someone talking to him in his head.

"I've got schizophrenic ...... too?"

He looked down at the red female bag in his hand and said, "Are you talking?" ”

"It's not! You're so stupid, and I regret that I didn't die at the hands of Paul Young! It's an idiot like you! ”

"Paul Young? It is the English name of Yang Ye! Do you know him? ”

Chu Bai suddenly thought of something, he grabbed the bag in his hand and said, "It turns out that all this is true!" There really are aliens to help him! You're the alien Paul he said? Have you already broken with him? Let's work together, like partners, I promise to be better than he is to you! ”

"Fake, damn it! Did you bastard listen to me! ”

The sedan chair said depressedly and annoyedly: "I am the noble sedan chair duke, isn't it the deputy personality of the silicon-based monkey!" Got it! You idiot! ”

"Also, the great sedan will not cooperate with anyone, you are destined to become my parasite! Because you're idiot enough, bastard! ”

"Now, take me to a place where no one is around, I'm going to start parasitizing you!"

"Going to a place where no one is? Do you want to open a house......"

Chu Bai was now mentally controlled by the sedan chair, he stood up like a zombie and staggered out of the school gate with a red envelope.

When I crossed the road at the school gate, I happened to run into Yang Ye's car......

"It's strange, this bag seems to be the same as my sister's...... Hey, isn't he Feiyan's squad leader Chu Bai? How does it look...... Six gods without masters? ”

Yang Ye stared at Chu Bai walking in front of the car, curious like a cat.

"Boss, is he your friend? Do you want to follow him? Ma Daqi turned his head and asked.

"No need, just ordinary classmates."

Yang Ye withdrew his gaze, and then the phone rang: "Sister, I'm almost there, where are you now?" ”

"I'll go to the door right away, I can't find my bag just now, forget about meeting you!" Yang Qingqing said sullenly.

"Okay." Hanging up the phone, Yang Ye told the driver to go home, and later he would ask Liu Huan to drive to pick him up.

……

"Brother, this is Teacher Xu, and I live with her now. Teacher Xu, this is my younger brother Yang Ye. ”

Under the street lamp of the campus, Yang Qingqing led a woman of about twenty-seven or eighteen to come.

Her name is Xu Jiao, and she is a teacher in the English Department of Ping An University, and she is currently studying for a doctorate.

Xu Jiao is wearing an off-white dress today, because the weather is getting cooler, and she adds a brown and yellow cardigan with light silver glasses, which makes him and her look quiet and elegant, very literary.

"Hello."

Yang Ye nodded and smiled, looked at his sister and said, "Sister, what did you want to say just now?" ”

"Alas, don't mention it!"

Yang Qingqing pulled Xu Jiao to sit down together and said, "I lost my bag when I was chatting with your sister Xu in the playground just now!" ”

"Lost?" Yang Ye suddenly recalled Chu Bai and said, "Then when you were chatting, did anyone pass by?" ”

"That's the weirdest thing!"

Yang Qingqing said while gesturing: "Look, that's what I did just now...... And then as soon as I turned my head, the bag was gone! And the place where we sit is quieter, just the two of us! Strange, you say, isn't it? Fortunately, there is nothing in it, but it's a pity that the bag is ......"

"No one? Is someone passing by and you don't care? ”

"There shouldn't be any."

Xu Jiao looked at Yang Ye and said, "After I sat down with Sister Qingqing, I only said two words and the bag disappeared, and I also looked for ...... around."

"If you can't find it, forget it. By the way, sister, is the money you have enough to spend? ”

"That's enough, in fact, it doesn't cost much money at school......"

"Hmm." Yang Ye simply said a few words to her sister, and then shifted the topic to her study and life.

When she first came to school, Yang Qingqing was extremely uncomfortable.

I don't know where to fetch water, I don't know where to serve food, and sometimes I don't know what class to take.

Once, Yang Qingqing originally wanted to go to computer class, but entered Xu Jiao's English classroom. The two also knew each other this way, and soon became good sisters.

Xu Jiao looks weak, but in fact, he and Yang Qingqing are the same kind of people in their hearts, and they both have their own persistence and stubbornness.

After chatting for half an hour, Liu Huan drove to Ping'an University in a car, and Yang Ye got in the car and left after explaining a few words to his sister.

On the way to Liu's house, Liu Huan excitedly told Yang Ye about the progress of the past few days, and excitedly said that he had been on the 'second base'!

The term 'second base' comes from baseball terminology, which means 'to the point of kissing'.

First base: holding hands, second base: kissing, third base: rolling sheets.

"Okay, you boy! They're all ahead of me! ”

Yang Ye lit a cigarette and handed it to him and smiled: "How do you feel?" Not now**, right? ”

"It's not that far, but it's really cool!"

Liu Huan stopped in front of the red light and said, "Brother Ye, I think this sister is my life, brother wants to marry her!" How about the two brothers get married together? ”

"As long as you feel like you can."

Yang Ye opened the car window and said with a smile: "I can marry Feiyan at any time, it's up to you." But I'll tell you first, you can't force people, and if you get married, meet her parents first. ”

"Of course!"

Liu Huan took a deep breath and said excitedly: "By the way, Brother Ye, Sister Lan is also your brainless fan, and she still cares about you in the past two days, saying that you have been gone for a few days...... I wanted to go to see you tomorrow, but your old man is here! ”

"you!" Yang Ye scolded with a smile: "What did she ask you?" ”

"It's nothing, it's just something about Paul...... Also, when I went to the mall with her yesterday, I seemed to see Sister Yanzi, but it was too far away to see clearly. ”

"Wang Yan?"

After hearing this, Yang Ye unconsciously fell into deep thought: "If it's really her, why follow Huanzi?" Could it be that Fang Lan is a foreign spy......? ”

……

Nothing was said all night.

The next morning, after Yang Ye and Liu Huan had dinner, they went to Liu Gang's building materials company early in the morning, and he was going to find two construction teams to speed up the renovation of the staff dormitory, as well as the company's supermarket.

Because of suspicion, Yang Ye paid close attention to Fang Lan's performance when he met Fang Lan today, hoping to find something out of it.

However, Fang Lan didn't ask Yang Ye too many things, most of them were inconsequential things.

"Maybe I'm overthinking."

Dissipating his thoughts, Yang Ye simply ate a light meal at noon and took the car back to the southern suburbs company.

"Brother, you're back. An American just came and said he had applied for a job, and now he is waiting in the lounge. ”

"Oh?" Yang Ye looked at the lounge in front of him and saw Li Yuncong and Xiao Yu chatting happily.

At this time, assistant secretary Li Lingyu walked up to Yang Ye's side: "Boss, that Mr. Li said that he was going to apply for the position of marketing manager, his resume is very good, he has worked in a well-known foreign company, and I have verified with the other company in this regard." ”

"Here's his resume."

"It turned out to be him." Yang Ye flipped through the resume a few times, and suddenly remembered that he saw an electronic resume in the mailbox three days ago.

……

At eight o'clock in the evening, it rained lightly in Ping'an City, and four or five ** teenagers dressed in punk clothes squatted at the school gate. They were all sent by Li Chong to wait for Chu Bai.

"Stupid parasite, seems to be in trouble?" The sedan chair controlled Chu Bai's brain and looked across the road.

After 20 hours of parasitism, the sedan chair successfully controlled Chu Bai, he is now parasitic in his skull like a brain tumor, except for thinking, the sedan chair has all the initiative of the body.

Chu Bai is now a puppet to him......

"What are you going to do? Please spare me, you should find a smarter ...... Yes, look at them, I can help you! ”

"Parasitic once, I will need at least half a year to reply, but if you really meet a better shell, I can replace you......"

With a whisper, the sedan chair controlled his body and turned to leave the other end, he didn't want to be in trouble when he was weakest.

"Brother Yu, why didn't you say that the goods came back yet, and they won't run away, right?"

The punk young man squatting in the corner was already a little impatient, and he called Brother Yu on the side snuffed out the cigarette butt and said, "You guys are waiting, I'll call Brother Chong to talk about it." ”

"Didn't see anyone?" Li Chong looked at his father and Zhou Qinglong, who were eating on the side, got up and walked to the balcony and said, "Did you go to the school and ask?" ”

"I asked, and his roommate said that he hadn't been back since last night. Brother Chong, did you say that kid escaped? ”

"Forget it, the brothers are working hard today, you take them to the bar disco to have a good time, and you don't have to look for him in the future."

After a few words, Li Chong silently lit a cigarette on the balcony.

Although he is a little impulsive, he is not a fool, and if he pushes Chu Bai too hard, he is likely to be counterattacked by the other party. Now he is thinking of an upright way to fight Yang Ye.

Seeing off his father, Li Chong sat on the sofa with Qinglong.

"Brother Chong, it's rare for my uncle to come here, why don't you leave him ......"

"Don't mention him." Li Chong interrupted: "Brother, you sit here, I'll show you something like that." ”

After a while, Li Chong returned to his original position with the original contract of the enamel factory.

"What is this?" Zhou Qinglong turned a few pages and suddenly said in surprise: "Where did you get it?" This is not Yang Ye ......"

"It's mine now!" Li Chong put his legs on the table and said with a smile: "Doesn't Yang Ye like to be famous?" I'll let him fire again tomorrow, I want him to know that it's not everything he says! Even if you can't get out of peace, let him get out of the enamel factory! ”

“……”

Zhou Qinglong became more and more unable to understand Li Chong: "Forget it, Brother Chong, it's just a woman, just ask me to beg you, why can't you live a normal life?" ”

"A normal day? You think I'm crazy? ”

Li Chong suddenly lifted the coffee table and said with a smile: "I'm crazy!! ”