Chapter 157: A Continental Joke

"I want you to have this look on your face."

"You're a human being, please give me a normal reaction for a person."

"Eyes, in the new play given on your face, the gaze is equivalent to the subtitles under the screen of a foreign language film, who can understand what you are playing without eyes!"

Lin Xilei made Shao Yingying forced again and again like a long-distance running sport in Ma Jiajun, but whenever she runs, she will think that the coach will ride a motorcycle to give her two feet, so she was forced out of the distance of 1100 meters from the physical fitness that can run 1000 meters, and she broke the record and ran 1200 meters the next day, and the speed of progress made her unimaginable.

It's annoying that the show has already been played like this, Shao Yingying doesn't seem to be very satisfied, he will always raise the requirements a notch when you have just been promoted, and treat you as if you should be.

Lin Xilei admits that she is not a genius, she is not a genius like Liu Qingyun and Zhou Xingxing, sometimes she wants to give up in Shao Yingying's annoying words, but Shao Yingying's next words can always provoke her fighting spirit.

"Do you still want to be unhappy at the Academy Awards because you didn't win the award?"

Every time she heard this, Lin Xilei's originally elegant face would instantly go crazy, and immediately a very strange thought would emerge with the anger: 'You say I can't, I'm going to show you'.

Therefore, Lin Xilei is making crazy progress, and at the same time, she is also more curious about Shao Yingying.

She would ask Niu Wa: "What kind of person do you think Boss Shao is?" ”

"Green onions." Niu Wa replied with a very simple metaphor, and his original meaning was. It doesn't matter if you look at it, but if you don't have it when you stir-fry, it's not fragrant.

Lin Xilei didn't understand, and chatted with the rest of the crew when Shao Yingying was busy. For example, those field workers...... But the key is that there is no joke suitable for her level in the mouth of the field worker?

"Yo, big beauty, you still don't understand what Niu Wa means by the green onions?"

The field worker explained when Lin Xilei looked ignorant: "Do you think, is the bottom of this green onion white?" ”

Lin Xilei nodded.

The field worker continued: "And up further? ”

"Green?" Lin Xilei tried to ask.

"yes, scorched green."

"What do you mean?" Lin Xilei still didn't understand.

"Look, did our Brother Shao's earliest girlfriend kick him? Later, Zhou Yun, who had been with him for a while, is now also with Jiang Wen......"

"Huh?"

Lin Xilei stared at her eyes and opened her mouth wide, and let out an exclamation in surprise.

"Fuck off. What kind of poverty is to tease with this fool. ”

Cheng Long came over and scolded a group of field workers, when did the field workers have intimate contact with a beauty of Lin Xilei's level, and when did they have the opportunity to make contact, why don't they hurry up and tease? It doesn't matter who hits the cymbals this time. The key is to have a good conversation.

"Lin Da beauty, hold on tightly, our Brother Shao has always been by his side except for the main palace lady." Before leaving, the field worker who had to make up a sentence disappeared with a smile.

Lin Xilei's face was not red, and she shook her head helplessly. She could tell the field worker was joking with her. also knows that she can't have anything to do with Shao Yingying, and the mess that the field worker said is that in the eyes of a star like her who specializes in creating scandals, those are all fake.

"Director Cheng." Lin Xilei greeted Cheng Long with a smile on her face.

Cheng Long glanced at Lin Xilei, grinned, and said very usually: "Hurry up and rest, these bastards don't have a serious word in their mouths, they are playing with you, don't take it to heart." ”

"I know." Lin Xilei responded in Mandarin with a strong accent.

"Then why don't you tell me what kind of person Shao Yingying is?" Lin Xilei watched Cheng Long sit down next to her. I asked in passing.

Cheng Long glanced at Lin Xilei and smiled even happier. waved his hand again and again: "Don't really ask me about this, don't look at me and Boss Shao for several years, but if you want to say who he is, I really don't know." ”

"I'm not perfunctory to you, I know that Boss Shao loves his daughter-in-law and his son the most, and I also know that he will never let those old friends around him such as Wu Rubo, Niu Wa, Sun Honglei, Jiang Wen, and Feng Xiaogang suffer in his life, and I also know that if he is in a hurry, he will swear with everyone. But he can call out the name of every field worker in our first team, I heard that when filming "Crazy Gem", Niu Wa's camera assistant broke a machine when he was shooting at high altitude, and Ning Hao was numb at that time, and that machine was hundreds of thousands, if this was deducted from the cost of film production, the investment would not be too big to be considered complete "Crazy Jewel". ”

Cheng Long looked at Lin Xilei, who was listening attentively, and deliberately paused, Lin Xilei really fell for it and asked, "Then what?" ”

"And then? Boss Shao scolded the camera assistant who had just been promoted from the field pile on the phone, and made the field compensate in front of everyone! ”

"No, how can the field workers be compensated?"

Cheng Long stretched out a finger and said: "Later, we learned that the so-called compensation is just a month's deduction of '100 yuan' for the field workers, which neither delays the salary increase nor the training, according to the bonus distribution system of 100 yuan a day in our crew, 100 yuan is nothing in the eyes of the workers present." ”

"Isn't that ......" Lin Xilei wanted to say, 'Isn't it the same as not paying?' , but she didn't say it, she thought about it from the perspective of the field worker, if this is the case, the field worker has to be grateful to Shao Yingying, and the others have also been deterred by Shao Yingying's anger, although the money for that equipment will take many years to pay off, but to let the field worker pay off in one lump sum is equivalent to forcing the field worker to die.

At this time, Shao Yingying shouted under the carriage: "Two people down, hurry up and get the watermelon on the car." ”

The field workers got out of the car to work, one person carried two watermelons and walked to the car, and after a while, more than a dozen watermelons were piled up in the empty carriage.

Shao Yingying only came up from below at this time: "Put all the work in your hands away, don't get heat stroke on this hot day, hurry up and divide the watermelon." ”

There are not many people in the crew of "Source Code", less than forty people in total. These people got the watermelon and got the watermelon ready, and Shao Yingying came over with an iron plate on the train, and the plate was full of watermelons.

"Miss Lin. You eat some too. After speaking, he sat on the seat next to him and looked at Cheng Long and said, "Old Cheng, don't eat it, people say that it is not good for older people to eat too sweet." ”

Lin Xilei heard that Shao Yingying was joking, but she didn't expect Cheng Long to be polite at all, so she opened her mouth and said: "No, Wang Jing is not young, when did you watch that there are no beauties in his movies?" Which heroine in a play doesn't all have sugary indicators starting with four plus signs? ”

Shao Yingying hurriedly nodded and said, "Yes." You will follow Wang Jing's efforts to get Asahi closer to diabetes, and also protest to medicine. It is proven that diabetics do not die from kidney failure caused by high sugar levels. ”

Burst.

Lin Xilei, a beautiful woman who is usually generous, just let the two of them tease and spit out the watermelon that just entered her mouth, and there is watermelon juice flowing out of the corner of her mouth, which looks very wolf.

"Yo...... See, Boss Shao. What do you have to scare your employees into to make them vomit as soon as they speak? Cheng Long said unrelentingly: "Lin Da Beauty." Why don't we call the police? Let the media and the general public know Boss Shao's human-faced and animal-hearted face. ”

Lin Xilei leaned on the train chair with a smile: "Oops, I can't do it, I'm laughing to death......"

Shao Yingying said indifferently: "Okay, 110 is only three numbers, press out one number, bonuses, year-end bonuses are all deducted, press out the second number, and plan to end this year." The 'Cheng Long Post-Editing Studio' that will be set up next year will be cancelled, and the third number will be pressed. Leave without pay, and are not allowed to take on any outside business during the contract period, and immediately cancel the relevant information on the 'Huayi Performing Arts Network'. ”

Cheng Long turned his head instantly, slapped the table, and said to Lin Xilei: "It's a beautiful girl, how can you be so low?" The train is a public place, just spit out the bitten watermelon on the ground, and you let the farmers who have worked hard to grow watermelons waste sweat beads, which is not hygienic! ”

Turning his face, he smiled at Shao Yingying's 'cheap times': "Boss Shao, was there any watermelon juice on his pants just now?" Take it off and I'll wash you? ”

"Hahahaha......"

Shao Yingying had already made Cheng Long laugh completely, Lin Xilei leaned on the back of the chair and trembled, and the watermelon in her hand shook all over the place.

Cheng Long hurriedly asked, "Boss Shao, do you really plan to set up a studio for me next year?" ”

Shao Yingying didn't make a fuss anymore, and asked along the lines: "I think so, we have to edit and shoot and win awards, and besides, there is always a time when we are busy with the company's dramas in a year, if not, we will give you and Niu Wa half a studio, and you can also pick some clever talents to train more teams for the company." ”

"Oops! Boss Shao, moved by the top ten label characters in China in 2007 If it weren't for you, Lao Cheng, I would have to cry for you, this is a model, it's all about illuminating the wax spirit of others sacrificing themselves......" Cheng Long turned around and walked out of the carriage after speaking: "Who said just now that our Boss Shao is a green onion?" I sue you, if anyone still lets me listen to chew Boss Shao's tongue next time, he will immediately get out of the crew for me. ”

"Green onions?"

Shao Yingying looked at Lin Xilei and asked.

Lin Xilei glanced at the pile of people in the other carriage with her eyes, and said in a low voice: "They said that you have a white-painted ...... underneath."

"It's green up there?" Shao Yingying smiled bitterly and scolded the back compartment: "These bastards, when you see a beautiful woman, you just come with nonsense, right, you don't want a bonus today, right?" ”

There was another burst of laughter in the back carriage, and all of them were not seen with Shao Yingying.

"Do you guys joke like that?" After laughing, Lin Xilei put down the clean watermelon rind and asked curiously.

Shao Yingying explained: "There is not as much attention as Xiangjiang here, and I am a boss, if the crew sees me appearing as if I have fallen into an ice cave, then this crew will not be able to stay." Anyway, I think it's good, when I'm free, from the boss to the employees, I have to be tense, if I keep tense, then the people below will not be crazy? ”

"I saw you yesterday as if you were beating someone...... Finish. Lin Xilei also became bolder.

"No?" Shao Yingying thought for a long time before saying: "Oh, I remember, what is called beating someone, it is to kick twice in the buttocks." Niu Wa is the head of our photography team, and when he goes to the toilet, the people below him dare to use the 'high-speed camera' that he spent a lot of money to get, so what's the line, this thing is broken and has to be sent to the United States to repair, who can toss it? ”

Lin Xilei was thinking that maybe it was precisely because of this atmosphere that the crew did not take Shao Yingying's rude behavior seriously, and it was precisely because of this atmosphere that there was a very strong cohesion from the director to the entire crew, which would make everyone very comfortable.

She really wants to stay in this crew, not only because she can learn acting skills here, but also because it feels very real here. (To be continued......)