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Why is this woman here? Thinking that this was near the Metropolitan Police Department, Pheren suddenly understood something.

Skunk couldn't help but be a little amused when she looked at the flustered Faren in front of her, because she was just waiting for instructions and was a little bored waiting for instructions to find her on purpose. However, this woman is also a master of acting, and she obviously thinks it is interesting in her heart, but instead of showing it on her face, she has a pretty face and says coldly: "This gentleman, what are you doing?" Watch your hands ......"

Fei Lun realized that his big hand had climbed to the top of the other party's peak when he was slightly surprised, and there was not a drop of coffee there: "I'm sorry this young lady, you are very similar to a friend of mine, so you are distracted, wahahaha......" As he spoke, he withdrew his hand and began to scratch his head stupidly.

Seeing this, the skunk couldn't help but laugh out loud, and then glanced at Fei Lun again, and said angrily: "Old-fashioned...... The outfit I'm wearing now is the uniform I bought at a nearby adult video store, you see that I look familiar, I can't think of some movie plot, right? ”

Fei Lun hurriedly waved his hand and denied: "Uh...... No, no, no! In fact, the reason why he didn't see the skunk for the first time after he entered the store was entirely because the skunk happened to go to the bathroom at that time, and there was no hostile storage zΓ i around, so he didn't pay much attention to this aspect.

As for the reason why the skunk was able to get up and not be shown in advance by Fei Lun just now, one is that most of Fei Lun's attention is far away in the small conference room, the second is that the skunk secretly used her ability, and the third is that the time is really coincidental, when Fei Lun turned his head to spray coffee, the skunk happened to cross the boundary of his absolute safety range to meet him. So the coffee star was in her arms.

Because of this, while the coffee sprayed the skunk, Feron was actually secretly on guard. It's just that the table doesn't come out. To put it more simply, Fei Lun and the skunk are pretending, but the skunk didn't see that Fei Lun was pretending, but Fei Lun had already guessed that the woman in front of him was pretending, and the difference was a bit big.

The skunk who didn't realize that the man was pretending to be self-conscious, saw that Fei Lun waved his hand in embarrassment. couldn't help but be happy again, and said with a roll of his eyes: "It's good if it's not." If you do, I'll call the police, it's the Metropolitan Police Department! As she spoke, she also pointed to the Metropolitan Police Department building outside the floor-to-ceiling window.

Hearing this, Fei Lun complained in his heart: Then you should call the police! But he said, "Don't! ”

"Then you have to pay ......"

"What's the loss?" Faeron feigned stunned.

"Nerd. Naturally, it's a loss for other people's clothes! Skunk sneered, and sat down across from Faeron.

"Lose clothes?" Fei Lun was stunned for a moment, and then pretended to be generous: "No problem, how much is your clothes, I will compensate you double!" But in reality, he began to be distracted, keeping an eye on the small conference room while flickering at the skunk while guarding against her killer.

"Hmph, double me? Isn't it great to be rich? The skunk grimaced. A look of disdain.

"Uh...... You always have a price for this dress, right? Fei Lun pretended to be embarrassed, but his consciousness "saw" that the group of high-ranking officials of the Metropolitan Police Department who were full of fat brains were discussing what Miyuki Koda said in the video.

"What does Officer Koda mean by deliberately mentioning her brother's jealousy in the video? I think it's weird here! "Honda Shigeru used to be a criminal student, and Tsutsui asked everyone to discuss the information contained in the video. As Koda's former boss, he was the first to stand up and throw bricks.

Seeing that he had risen, the other inspectors began to join in, after all, none of the people who could be promoted to the inspectors were fuel-efficient lamps, and none of them lacked intelligence. Within two seconds, the chief inspector Tanaka, who had always been good friends with Honda, said, "Honda-kun got to the point. This is indeed one of the suspicions, but Officer Koda's brother's jealousy should not be the point. ”

"Tanaka said a lot!" At this time, the Soda police inspector also opened his mouth. "I guess the focus should be on Miyu or Koda's desk is weird?"

Date heard this: "In this case, why don't you let the police officer named Miyu come and let her help analyze it!" ”

"Okay sir, I'll do it!" The confidential secretary beside Date answered, immediately went out of the door, explained the matter to the doorman outside, and then waited at the door.

At the same time, seeing Faerun's embarrassed face, Skunk said: "Don't talk about anything else, you stained my clothes, you have to report yourself first, right?" If you find a way to escape, I'll call the police!" ”

If Fei Lun really believed such a naΓ―ve statement, he would be an idiot, but he still pretended to be stupid and said: "My name is Wang Jie, this is my passport!" As he spoke, he really took out a passport from his bosom (hidden ring) and handed it over.

The skunk glanced at the spread out passport, the name on it was clear at a glance, and the man in front of her was really called "Wang Jie", she immediately wanted to reach out to get the passport, but Fei Lun took the passport back first: "What are you doing?" ”

"What for? Naturally, I mortgaged your passport to me, and I will pay you back when you lose my clothes! Skunk said of course, "It's just that I didn't expect you to be so slippery and not yourself!" ”

"You're the one you are!" Fei Lun returned his mouth, and then said shrewdly, "I won't keep my passport, what if you take my passport and do something bad?" ”

"Yo, you're pretty shrewd!" Skunk sneered, "But you've soiled my clothes, so wouldn't it be too much for me to ask you to pay for a piece of clothing?" ”

"Not too much!"

"Okay, I don't want money, I just let you pay for my clothes!" Skunk begins to give Feren a problem.

"What do you mean?" Faeron pretended to be stupid.

"It's very simple, that is, you go and buy a dress that fits me now, and if it doesn't fit, you have to buy it again!"

"Huh?" Fei Lun deliberately thought, "Can't you buy it yourself if I give me money?" But as he spoke, he had already scanned the skunk's body with a trace of his sense. Not to mention, this woman with a strange nickname has a very hot figure, with a height of 1703 and about 9058.590, which is so good.

"No way!" Skunk shook his head resolutely, "I just need clothes and no money!" ”

Fei Lun suddenly turned into a bitter gourd face, and then his eyes rolled and asked, "Then where did you buy this clothes on your body?" ”

"How can I sue you about this!" The skunk glared and said, "Go quickly, or I'll call the police!" ”

Faeron had no choice but to leave the coffee shop with his head bowed and a look of cowardice, and the skunk couldn't help but sigh after seeing this: "Giggles, this person is really funny...... It's a pity that I am not destined to be a fellow traveler with my mother! ”

After Feron was far away from the cafΓ©, he found the nearest adult video store nearby, and walked straight over, only to smell a strange smell as soon as he entered the store, and immediately several shriveled and obviously underage boys were nesting in the corner with a box of video tapes and handjob at the cover.

"Wow!" Fei Lun couldn't help but curse, and when he turned around, he saw the shopkeeper smiling obscenely at him: "This gentleman, what do you want to buy?" I guess you need some tools, right? After all, you don't need a video or anything like a successful person like you......"

Fei Lun waved his hand and thought about the shopkeeper's words, and said, "I heard that you have uniforms for sale here, right?" ”

"Yes!" The shopkeeper's smile suddenly became even better, after all, there is a guide price on each disc of the videotape, and it doesn't make much money at all, but there are all kinds of uniforms and tools, which are of high quality and inferior quality, and the oil and water in it are at least several times that of the videotape sold, "Hehe, what do you want, flight attendant, nurse, teacher, maid, or doctor?" ”

Fei Lun frowned slightly: "Is that all?" ”

"There are others, such as leopard print, as long as you can report the type, we have it here!" The shopkeeper said enthusiastically.

"Do you have a one-piece leotard?" Fei Lun pretended to be professional and asked, "It's the kind of poison investigator who secretly sneaks in!" ”

"Yes, but there are many kinds of leather clothing, from artificial leather to shark skin, which one do you want?" The shopkeeper's eyes began to glow, "Of course, the best is shark skin, which is completely the top method of swimsuits, but the price is high!" ”

"It's okay, just a shark skin, 1703 meters tall, 9058.590......" Feron began to report the skunk's figure.

"One seven-zero? Are you talking about metric length? ”

"Yes!"

"Then you wait for me to memorize it, and you have to convert it, and then I'll help you go to the back warehouse to have a look!" As he spoke, the shopkeeper quickly wrote down the number of jΓΉ, and then raised his voice: "Yui, stop chatting online, come and help me look at the store!" ”

"It's coming, annoying!" As he spoke, a little girl with heavy makeup on her coop head came out of the room, and at the same time, the shopkeeper waved his hand to Fei Lun and went behind.

Originally, Fei Lun was going to say hello to the little girl, but he didn't expect that this girl would immediately shout after seeing the handjob bear paper in the corners: "Fake,!" ”

The little boys, who were obviously about to erect, were so frightened by this roar that they immediately withered. Seeing this, Fei Lun sweated wildly, and said that this little girl was strong enough, and after the little boys put on their pants and fled, he accosted the little girl and said, "Niu, how old are you?" ”

The little girl in front of her was so thick that she couldn't tell how old she was, but as soon as she opened her mouth, she shocked Fei Lun: "Uncle, do you want to find help to socialize?" No problem, I'll shoot 30,000 and pack 100,000 nights! ”

Fei Lun was sweating profusely, but he pouted on his face: "Aren't you here?" ”

These words did not make the little girl feel embarrassed in the slightest, but she glared and said: "Uncle, if I am here, you will have to give 200,000 yuan with one shot!" ”

Pheren: "......"

"What kind of expression do you have, normal price, uncle!" The little girl said very calmly.

Fei Lun was speechless for a while, and it took a long time before he asked, "Does your father know that you are like this?" ”.

(To be continued)

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