Recently, I, Ruitai Ji Tang (♂) have a lot of useless skills.

For example, how to button a button-down bra without pinching the hair.

For example, how to prevent over-the-knee socks from slipping off without a mark when walking.

For example, where to hold the skirt when it's windy can effectively prevent spring from happening – of course, if you really don't want to go naked, safety pants and suspenders are the safest choice.

Wait, I know what you're thinking, I'm definitely not a pervert, and I'm not a shemale with a cosmetic fetish, so please don't call the police.

- Although even I feel that such an argument seems so pale and feeble in the face of the precursors of the exhaustion of the discipline, in fact, I have very deep reasons for having to know these things.

Because, someone is talking in my head.

A voice that will make people disgusted with the church and mapo tofu.

And that voice has the power to turn me into a woman.

- Wait, please don't call the hospital.

Of course, the voice in the head forces people to make choices that will inevitably be realized, and it is a surreal thing like gender transition, and it is the general social perception that this person has a problem with his brain.

But those are true, and you have to trust me.

For example, what is in my head right now.

[Choose——]

[(1) Hand over a letter of unrepentant repentance full of revolutionary feelings]

[(2) Become a literary teenager and meet a literary girl]

How do I choose?

Actually, I don't know what will happen to the second outcome.

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This world is full of pride and prejudice.

Nudity is the initial posture of human beings, representing a pure source without a trace of filth, artists regard human nudity as a symbol of beauty, painters and sculptors reproduce the nude with the beauty of nature through works of art, therefore, nudity is the coexistence of ancient and modern, full of post-modern art of the transcendent body, because of this, naked running should also be given a more positive and healthy meaning, that is a symbol of the struggle against fate and the struggle against bondage, full of the glorious appearance of the pursuit of freedom -

The above content is excerpted from the letter of repentance handed over to the instructor by Ruitai Ji Tang.

Then, the suspension was extended to one week.

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Now, after dating for a while, it's still hard for me to figure out what my girlfriend Natsukawa really cools.

Compared to the unobstructed and crystal clear Chiwa, the real cool is like a bottomless swamp in the bushes, not only does it not make it possible to get a full view of it, but it also whitewashes countless disguises and traps on the surface, hiding the true thoughts.

Of course, I'm not talking about kissing, even the person concerned said that it was just a stalk, and it would be too ugly if I was careful, although I didn't think about it like a really cool lip was so soft or something-

Well, I do care.

The first kiss aside, I, Ji Tang Ruitai, kissed a girl for the first time in my memory, and the object was my girlfriend.

Although it is fake.

"What the hell does that guy think......"

I held my head in the classroom of the neighborhood department.

Forced by the absolute choice, I chose the former between [handing over a letter of repentance full of revolutionary feelings] and [becoming a literary boy and meeting a literary girl], which led to my disciplinary punishment being aggravated.

"Relax a little more."

The instructor said this with a look of pity, and his eyes flashed with the light of "this kid's brain is funny, so we should look at him with warm eyes".

To make matters worse, I seemed to get used to it, and my boiling brain was numb by the high temperature, but it slowly cooled down.

Humans are incredibly tenacious.

I sat on the desk in the classroom of the neighborhood department, behind me was a huge calligraphy, writing "The girl who performed her own life (self-performance B)" in strong and powerful handwriting, and the night sky was the darkest, but I still couldn't see through Zhenliang's sinister intentions, and let Zhenliang hang the ironic calligraphy in the most eye-catching position in the classroom.

"Self-directed and self-acted......"

The ironic meaning mixed with white on a black background is laughing at the neighboring members of the social security department who want to make friends, or is it laughing at themselves who accompany them to fool around?

I don't know.

However, in the stuffy classroom where I could already hear the sound of insects, I was sweating profusely and transcribing notes that had been specially prepared for me by Smoke.

It was a thriller event that made my future life darker than the decline in academic ability, gender transition, and the exposure of black history.

I, Ruita Jido.

I don't know when it began.

I came to want to know more about Natsukawa's real coolness.

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"Love really starts when you want to get to know each other!"

Bang!

I looked up, and I just met Hoshina, who was looking at me blankly.

"What's going on, Ruita?"

"It's okay, the book fell to the ground."

I bent down and quietly picked up the book.

"That's right, Mrs. Rui told you."

Xingna pointed to the screen that was invisible from my point of view, and said with a fluttering eyebrow.

"I've finally entered the route of Yumemi-chan! This line is ultra-hidden! Only the event that triggers Yumemi-chan to inquire about herself at the right time can enter! ”

“…… yes, that's pretty remarkable. ”

Does this guy speak Japanese?

Ever since she became obsessed with GAL, Hoshina's emotions have been convulsive like a politician's pre-election approval rating, and the ups and downs have made onlookers tremble, in the words of the resentful night sky, which is often lazy like a cat because of the hot weather: "Because the surface area of the meat is relatively large, the heat dissipates faster than the average person." ”

Of course, this evaluation of the night sky was also said out loud in front of Xingnai, but it turned out to be a naïve reply from the other party, "The night sky is shorter, and it's very afraid of heat~", and it was hurt by three times the feedback.

"yes, yes~"

Once you are complimented, she will smile frankly, and the lack of scheming of Hoshina is very similar to Chiwa, which makes people feel a sense of intimacy unconsciously.

"That's right, Hoshina."

I glanced at the night sky lying on the table and lowered my voice.

"What do you think about the relationship between Zhenliang and her family?"

Because of the accident, I learned about the real relationship between me and Ryo Ma, and at the same time I was an old acquaintance with Ryo Hoshina, maybe a very suitable person to discuss.

"Really cool family?"

Hoshina glanced at me with a puzzled look.

"Doesn't she have a sister?"

The grumpy girl came to my mind.

"You mean that, really?"

Hoshina tapped her index finger at her lower lip, a habitual action she used to do while thinking.

"People don't know very well, and really cool doesn't say much about her own business." Xingna's delicate face revealed a distressed look: "Daddy also refuses to tell people about the really cool things, and tells people not to worry too much." ”

It seems that Xingnai's father more or less knows something about the current situation of Zhen Liang.

"But ......"

Xingnai changed his words.

"Zhenna, it should have a good relationship with Zhenliang."

“…… Nice relationship, huh? ”

If the relationship between the Xia Chuan sisters is good, then the night sky and Xingnai are simply friends of life and death, and Bump Man and the little monster can worship the master.

"That's right!" Xingna clapped her hands, "If Ruita, you have something to look for, how about going to someone's house on the weekend?" ”

“…… Go to your house? ”

"That's right!" Xingna smiled and nodded, "Zhenna, I'm living in someone's house now!" ”

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PS: Finally didn't break his promise......