Zhang Cheng remembered that if he wanted to join a Russian gang, he first had to cut off a finger in public. You think an undercover agent has a few fingers that can be used to cut, and for a time the police in the gang undercover is greatly reduced.

Cousin Ye Zi asked, "Mom, my brother and I really can't have children." ”

The aunt said hesitantly: "It's not completely impossible. Just now, I didn't tell the robber to let Xiaocheng and me do it. I was actually the child of a relative adopted by my sister's family. When I was a child, my parents passed away early, and my sister's family and my family are relatives in the same village and surname, and because the early name of the adoption does not need to be changed, it has always been raised as my biological child.

You and your cousin must have a little blood relationship, how many have to go back to check the genealogy, it seems to have been burned down with the ancestral hall back then, and I don't know if the road has been rebuilt. ”

Ye Zi asked, "Mom, is your biological father the brother of your cousin and grandfather?" ”

Auntie: "Definitely not. It's cousins, but I don't know how many generations of cousins I have. The eight adults in that village are all surnamed Lin, and they are more or less relatives. ”

Ye Zi snickered: "That's no problem." ”

Aunt taught: "Don't think so much, anyway, you can't drop out of school before graduating from college." That's the bottom line. ”

Ye Zi glanced at his cousin, saw his cousin staring at him, and responded: "Oh." Then he took his clothes and held them in his arms to cover them.

The aunt smiled again: "You are all your cousin's people, and you are afraid that your cousin will see it." ”

Ye Zi gestured at his chest: "Not big enough." ”

Auntie: "A man's hands have yang energy, let your cousin rub it for you more." ”

Ye Zi put down his clothes and looked at his cousin. Zhang Cheng looked at his aunt.

The aunt said to herself: "When I was Ye Zi's age, I peeked at my brother-in-law and sister's ...... Later, in my dream for more than ten years, my brother-in-law hugged my sister, and then my sister was replaced by me...... Xiao Cheng, you and Ye Zi go back to the room and sleep together. But don't hurt yourself. Do you have a long day......"

Zhang Cheng thought to himself: Do you have to take turns, it's really not as refreshing as the Americans, and the one who marries the three generations of grandparents is the pure masters. No wonder my mother also clicked on my cousin's relationship with me last time, and my aunt at home also asked my cousin to accompany me. Looking at these two dead glass robbers in this way, they are really good people, is it a little less than 20 yuan for one person. Next time you see you, you can give another 20.

The cranky Zhang Cheng was pulled into the house by his cousin Ye Zi, and after closing the door, Ye Zi threw himself into Zhang Cheng's arms: "Brother, I will be your person in the future, and you will be good to me in the future." ”

Zhang Cheng hugged Ye Zi's fiery body in his arms: "When was it bad for you before, it can only be better in the future." ”

Ye Zi thought for a while: "I don't come to see me often, and it took three or two days to get a call." ”

Zhang Cheng burst into tears, which is also a sin. Zhang Cheng: "Guarding you every day, the capitalist will not give me money to buy you a necklace." ”

Ye Zi hugged for a while and felt the taste of the man, remembering that he kissed his mouth first on TV, and his toes touched the ground and his legs kept sending his mouth up.

Zhang Cheng gnawed on the leaves for a while, and found that the leaves were already soft, and if he hadn't held them himself, he could lie directly on the ground. This physique is really sensitive, but my aunt just told me not to cut it down......

Zhang Cheng hugged the leaf and went to bed, hugged the leaf and said, "Sleep first and rest for a while." ”

Yezi: "Well, you've done it twice, you're tired." ”

"I'm fine, I'm afraid I'll hurt you."

"I'm fine."

"That's not going to work, let's rest first."

The aunt outside looked at the door, but it was not damaged, and after closing it, she plugged in the door this time. I used to only hear about street shootouts, campus shootings, and robberies, but I didn't expect to catch up with a burglary in less than two months after I came. It can't be said that there are no burglaries in China, but at least I have lived in more than 30 years and have never encountered them in person, and I have only encountered some theft and fraud cases with no technical content.

Get the door, I've experienced so many things tonight, and the little aunt on the table is too lazy to wash the dishes and chopsticks, so I go back to the room to sleep, and I don't feel anything when I usually sleep with the leaves, but now I've just experienced a burglary and robbery, and I can't sleep.

The aunt could only close her eyes and start counting: "One brother-in-law pounced, two brothers-in-law pounced, three brothers-in-law ......"

When I counted one thousand and one brothers-in-law pounced, the door creaked open, and my brother-in-law (auntie: my brother-in-law has never changed) really came in naked. The brother-in-law lay down beside his sister-in-law and said, "I coaxed the leaves, it's time to coax my sister-in-law." ”

The aunt hugged her brother-in-law: "Brother-in-law or something, it's the best...... The sister-in-law is the brother-in-law's, the sister-in-law must be the brother-in-law's, and the sister-in-law's daughter is also the brother-in-law's......"

Zhang Cheng: I'm so similar to my dad when he was young? Does this count as a debt to the father?

It's useless to think about it, the aunt is like trying to eat Zhang Cheng, and she takes all kinds of initiatives. Obviously, it is difficult to satisfy my aunt's longing for her brother-in-law for nearly twenty years and the emptiness of losing her husband in the past three years.

I did it again, and my aunt, who was completely relaxed physically and mentally, fell asleep sweetly, and kept saying dream words in her dreams: "One brother-in-law hugged up, two brothers-in-law kissed up, and three brothers-in-law ......"

Zhang Cheng can't leave now, and he ate what came in just now. Essence. Qi Dan was locked by Aunt Xiao after the most, this kind of physique Zhang Cheng had heard about it on the news before, but he didn't expect that Aunt Xiao's vein may even be the mother's big family female vein is inherited from this physique.

Fortunately, Zhang Cheng knew the solution of this method, that was when he was a child watching TV with his parents, when his mother watched a man on the news, he was locked by his wife after the most Lu and had to go to the hospital, and said casually: "Sleep and relax your spirit will naturally be released, which door to go to the hospital." ”

Now that Zhang Cheng thinks about it, isn't this for himself? How much Mom loves her cousin.

Thinking about it, Zhang Cheng began to breathe in this strange posture, which is a daily homework, and his brain is also in a state of light sleep when he breathes.

Before dawn the next day, Zhang Cheng woke up his aunt, and Xiao Cheng didn't know when Lu Dao would come out. After the aunt woke up, Zhang Cheng comforted her, and went out to change rooms to accompany Ye Zi, afraid that Ye Zi would be afraid to see that she was not by her side when she woke up. When it was dark, I woke up with Ye Zi, helped Ye Zi rub it for a while, and went to help my aunt make breakfast together.

At breakfast, Ye Zi asked, "Brother, I heard that the crime rate of black people in the United States is particularly high, right?" ”

Zhang Cheng: "It's not all, the crime rate of Mexicans in the United States is not low, and the black in the eastern part of the United States. Hand. The party family is all white, and the Chinese and Vietnamese are the most ruthless in the Asian gangs, but that was before 911, and now the Middle East is the most ruthless.

However, the crime rate of black people is indeed high, some people say that the biggest reason for the high crime rate of black people is poverty, and if he wants to live a rich life and a happy family, how much heart does he have to engage in violent crimes? Blacks in the United States say that whites discriminate against them, and when layoffs are made, blacks are laid off first, and whites are given priority when recruiting. That's why it's the poverty of blacks, and that's why it's the high crime rate of blacks. ”

The aunt listened and said, "There is some truth to it. ”

Zhang Cheng: "Actually, it's not quite. Whites also discriminate against Chinese and all people of color, but Chinese who suffer discrimination always face setbacks with a harder and more diligent attitude. And blacks who suffer discrimination will only blame and complain about white discrimination. The mentality towards discrimination has led to the widespread middle-income income of Chinese and the concentration of blacks in slums.

The fundamental reason for all this is that black people are the descendants of black slaves, they have no culture of their own, they do not have their own language, they do not have their own writing, their ancestors come from different tribes and they do not even have much sense of belonging to Africa.

So the black community basically follows the natural law of elimination of the jungle in the African savannah. No matter where the Chinese go, they have their own language, their own writing, and their own culture, which allows them to huddle together to resist natural and man-made disasters. Foreigners always say that the Chinese are not united, but in this world there is only Chinatown, and there is no British street, legal person street, German street or Russian street (and there will be no Japanese street - in India, it is the wheel street). This is actually their jealousy of the Chinese. ”