"I ...... You...... This ......" Yan Wenzheng's beard was pouted, and the words that came out of his mouth were like bird words for a long time.

"You...... What is this pair? The old man is not right! ”

Yan Wenzheng's face was already a little pale with anger, he had studied and learned for so many years, and he was very majestic about this thing, either euphemistic and meticulous, or the mountains, rivers, lakes and seas were tall, or he was gentle and elegant, showing off his appearance, how could there be such obscene words and bad tunes, and he even came out of Pan Jinlian after the last time.

Pan Jinlian: What is that? Or a pair?

Chen Chu didn't think so, his eyes were smiling, how angry he was like that, he couldn't wait to rush up and bite a few bites and kick a few feet.

"Huh?" Chen Chu smiled: "Are you wrong, or can't you?" This is an eternal absolute! Tut-tut...... Look at how fair my pair is, the creeper climbs Pan Jinlian, and climbs the ladder to climb Jinlian......"

"I broke my ......" Ye Qianrou couldn't close her mouth with a smile, but looking at Yan Wenzheng's face turned white with anger, she was beautiful, Ye Qianrou also belonged to that kind of wilting bad.

"Ahem...... Chen Chu, everyone Yan is an elegant person, and it's normal to lose like this, besides...... Ahem, who can always win and not lose in this life? The so-called living to learn all the time, and it is not a shame to lose to a junior. Ye Qianrou smiled at everyone Yan: "Isn't that right, everyone Yan......"

"You ......" Yan Wenzheng snorted: "The old man can't be right, Chen Chu!" Can you play against the next link? ”

Chen Chu touched his nose: "It's very simple!" Look ha, that ...... There are two kinds of wildflowers outside, one is called this life love, and the other is called earthly love, my next link is - this life love, earthly love, near and present, dust love, earthly beauty......" Chen Chu said and asked with a smile: "Yan everyone, are you convinced?" ”

"Suit? Serve your size! Yan Wenzheng was so angry that his fingers trembled, and he pointed at Chen Chu and said, "Shameless...... Shameless, what kind of obscene words are you? Do you dare to say anything? ”

"Huh?" Chen Chu flicked the corner of his coat, and there was no dust on it, but he deliberately had to sneer: "What's wrong with the obscene words?" You still don't know how to talk about obscene words, and you can't answer them? ”

"Who said the old man couldn't answer? The old man just disdainful! I ask you, the creeper and the ladder have this flower name, that ...... Why haven't you heard of this kind of flower name in this life and the old man in this world? ”

Chen Chu nodded and said, "Of course you haven't heard of it, because this flower name was obtained by my skill, and I came up with a good name, right?" ”

"Whew!" Yan Wenzheng panted: "Do you have a good hand?" You're a piece of! Do you still have a good hand? Do you still name the flowers and plants? ”

"Hello?" Chen Chu shot back: "I'm a fart? Okay, I'm kind of a fart, but what about you? ”

"Old man...... Of course, the old man is not a fart. ”

As soon as Yan said this, Ye Qianrou and Yan Xiaorou next to the door couldn't close their mouths with a smile, secretly thinking that this old guy had fallen into a trick.

Chen Chu really laughed and said, "So Yan, everyone admits that they don't even count as farts?" That is, you are not a fart, right? ”

"You ......" Yan everyone's face turned purple: "What does the old man mean...... The old man is not a fart! ”

"Again, you mean you're not a fart, aren't you?"

"You ......" Yan Wenzheng shouted: "Bastard boy! Do you dare to manipulate words with the old man to insult people? Look at my pair! ”

After thinking about it for a while, Yan said angrily: "A little girl, I don't know my father's surname in ancient times, and I don't know the incense that I have to spread from the ashes. ”

Yan, everyone finished speaking, and Ha Lu laughed.

Ye Qianrou and Yan Xiaorou couldn't help frowning, this old guy is too bad to speak, the word "little guy" is enough to damage, and it can be traced back to a thousand years ago when he picked up ashes, was picked up by robbers, and also drew water from hundreds of wells, generally speaking, the water of hundreds of wells refers to prostitutes. The last person was born, which is simply too scolding, not like what everyone can say.

"Chen Chu! You're right? Ha Lu haha...... "Yan, everyone laughed and almost smoked."

Chen Chu exhaled and snorted coldly: "Yan everyone, Yan Wenzheng, I originally wanted to save some face for you, in this case, you listen to my words to you, don't blame me for being rude!" ”

As he spoke, Chen Chu looked directly at him and poked his wrinkled face with his fingers and said fiercely: "An old lamp, deceived by his relatives in his old age, and does not recognize your father in a hundred beds, his father is in person, his mother is here, forget the bear of the Yangtze River, shoot a grain of Ru - horizontal batch - I am rough your mother!" ”

……

……

For a long time, there was no sound.

Ye Qianrou and Yan Xiaorou were dumbfounded, speechless to the extreme.

In the silence, I saw Yan Wenzheng's eyes rolled round, like a half-old stump, pointing at Chen Chu, and most of the time he held back a sentence in a weird way: "Vertical ...... How dare you scold me......"

Immediately, Yan Wenzheng rolled his eyes and fainted.

……

A few minutes later, the Yan family was carried down, and some medical staff in the Ye family sometimes pinched people, and some people gave him glucose, and the old man staggered to stand up.

Waved at everyone: "I'm leaving...... I'm not with you anymore! But you wait for me, this is not over...... Not finished. ”

Ye Wenxuan was not there, Ye Qianrou asked Yan to send everyone back, after all, everyone is everyone.

When he came back, he saw that Chen Chu was so angry and funny, and he couldn't find any words to describe him for a while.

I want to go crazy, but I don't know where to start.

At this moment, Chen Chu's phone rang.

Sister Qing's voice came from inside: "Hey, hey! Brother, where have you been? Someone at the bar is messing with it again! Name and name you to go where you are going! I said brother! Are you here for me to see the field, or have you taken refuge in my sister's house? Why do all your enemies come to my beautiful bar to seek revenge on you? How can I still make this deal......"

Chen Chu hung up the phone, said hello to Ye Qianrou, ran downstairs, and after thinking about it, he rode his 28th bicycle in the direction of the teacher's college.

Shortcuts along the way, running red lights or something, it's really not slower than a motor vehicle.

When he arrived at the bar, Chen Chu somewhat understood.

At the door of the bar stood Long Qima Dahe, Yaodan Dao people, and a group of security guards from the beautiful bar.

On the other side are Yuantong, Yuanchen monks, and a group of small novices.

If it was an ordinary gangster, Long Qi would have directly shot them away, but Yuantong and Yuanchen were both there, and they were afraid that they would miss.

Chen Chu reached the fourth level of Qi cultivation last night, and he felt a little bottom in his heart, and couldn't help sneering: "Master Yuanchen, I was so offended yesterday, I didn't expect your injuries to heal so quickly?" ”

"Amitabha Buddha ......" Yuanchen's eyes were like water, but he was calm on the surface, but it was difficult to hide his indignation.

"Master Chen, yesterday I just came to reason with you, but I didn't expect you to hurt people, today I brought my brother Yuantong to show our sincerity, and my brother Yuankong has already known about the matter, specially let me and my brother Yuantong go down the mountain to invite Master Chen to go to a ......"

Chen Chu smiled, feeling that he was somewhat sure of dealing with these two monks, but the Yuankong that Long Qi said defeated him in only three rounds, which was obviously a few grades higher than himself.

The hero doesn't suffer the loss in front of him, and when he breaks through the fifth level of Qi training, he will go to the circle for a while, and now is not the time.

Chen Chu smiled faintly and said, "Master Yuankong must be a high-ranking monk who has attained the Tao, but he ...... I had a cold yesterday, and now I'm weak and lightheaded, so it's probably either SARS or bird flu, so don't go to your monastery, right? If the whole temple is infected, then wouldn't I be too guilty? My Buddha's compassion will not forgive me...... Belch...... When my condition improves in a few days and recovers, I will definitely go to your temple to pay respects......"

Yuanchen was so angry that his teeth creaked, thinking to himself that you fart bird flu? Didn't you beat me yesterday? Sick overnight?

"Hmm...... Master Chen, our senior brother Yuankong is also proficient in medical skills, much stronger than ordinary quacks, if you feel the cold, you should go with us, besides, I was alone last night, all of you welcome the poor monks, today is not just the poor monks......"

Monk Yuanchen said and bowed deeply to Chen Chu.

Although this monk is polite on the surface, it is actually a threat, which means that you beat me with a group of people yesterday, and today Lao Tzu brought a group of people, if you don't go with me, then arrest you back.

Chen Chu smiled: "Elder Yuanchen, yesterday I was just stretching my muscles and bones, or ...... Let's talk to each other today? Of course, that's all there is to ......."

Yuan Chen frowned and said, "Master Chen, what do you mean?" ”

"Well, heads-up, I lost and went with you, I won, you go back by yourself, don't come here to make trouble in the future. Monk! Reciting scriptures, eating and fasting, and occasionally breaking the vows and going to the massage parlor to cool off, why do you come to me when you are old......"

Yuan Tong waved the Zen staff in his hand angrily: "I'm bah! Chen Chu, you actually slandered our monks! Senior Brother Yuankong, if he wants to fight alone, I can hold him! ”

"Hmm...... Senior brother be careful, this person is cunning, you have to prevent his hidden weapon, and besides, your arm is just right. ”

Monk Yuantong is about to go up, Chen Chu squeezed his fist, rattling, just try to practice the fourfold skill of qi, Yuantong old guy, Lao Tzu hit you half to death with a fist this time.

Chen Chu just took two steps forward, and the urn behind him said angrily: "Chen Chu! Give this monk to me! I love fighting with this bald man! ”

Ma Dahe stepped up like a big black bear: "Yuantong! Didn't you say last time that you wouldn't go against Brother Chu? You monks don't speak of faithfulness! Looks like I'm going to have to beat you up today! ”

Yuantong frowned, and said fiercely: "Hun people! Last time I had a wound on my hand! Let you pick up a bargain, this time...... I'll give you a good look! ”

Yuantong said, handing the Zen staff in his hand to the little novice on the side, the other party has no weapons, and it is a Hun person, he feels that he is the outer door elder of Qingyan Temple, and it is not glorious to win like this.

Simply two palms and one mistake, one palm in front, one palm in the back, luck in the body, the robe is windless automatic, both palms applauded, looked at Ma Dahe's head, and then jumped up, and slashed Huashan with a fierce palm.

This palm is the round iron sand palm, which can open the stele and break the stone, if it hits the head of a normal person, not to mention cracking the head and killing the person, it will also be beaten into a vegetative person.

Chen Chu and Long Qi both reminded Ma Dahe to be careful.

At the same time, I can't help frowning, how can this Nima monk still eat fasting and chant Buddha! You just drink wine and eat meat to find Miss secretly, just have fun on the mountain? I also started to play the black club of the rivers and lakes......