Chapter 135: Ten Thousand Years of Loneliness
As the stupid Hades returned to the Hades Palace, everyone saw Zhao Muye lying on the evil couch in Bagua Town.
"Bastard, you really kidnapped people!" Li Wujie scolded hatefully, because of Zhao Muye's disappearance, everyone could be said to be heartbroken.
"What time is it, still sleeping?" Dong Guixu stepped forward and kicked Zhao Muye's buttocks.
But Zhao Muye didn't move at all, and he didn't even react at all, and everyone was shocked.
Liu Futu pulled the Hades King's poisonous collar and asked coldly, "What's wrong with him?" ”
Vicious slapped Liu Futu's hand away contemptuously, and said: "Little loach, you are not in your heyday now, even if you reach your heyday, Lao Tzu is not afraid of fighting with you, so you talk to me politely!" ”
The poisonous words made everyone very puzzled, and only Fu Jinglun knew what he was talking about, so he said helplessly: "They don't know yet, don't talk about the past." Now tell us what you've done to us! ”
Poison said innocently: "How do I know Lu Dao, I was chatting with Sister Nine-Tailed Sky Fox yesterday. While the conversation was in full swing, a few of you appeared with drunken eyes. After taking a lot of wine, I found that your minds are still a little unclear, since you are all having such a good time, I will push the boat to bring you a little worry soup, so that you can be more hilarious. ”
said that he was poisonous and sighed: "Yesterday was really an unforgettable night, you don't have to thank me!" ”
"I thank you sister! Lao Tzu got married once because you lost a tooth, and I still thank you? I thank you for your eight ancestors! Tang Xuancicada jumped like thunder, but his eyes flickered.
"Okay Old Tang, forget about it! Poison, we're all awake, what's going on with Makino? Fu Jinglun stared at the poison and asked.
The poisonous old man blushed, and said shyly: "You also know the way... I...", he said with an expression that all men understand, and continued: "Heavenly Dao is too close, and I can't get out if I don't leave anyone in the Hades Palace." So... So I'll give him a little more soup! ”
"How much?" Fu Jinglun asked in a negative way.
Stirring his fingers, Ai Ai said: "Not much, not much, just a bowl!" ”
"Your uncle, a bowl of measurement is for ghosts to drink when they are reincarnated, if you want to give him amnesia, I will..." Fu Jinglun scolded with a bare face, but when it came to the worst, he found that he really had no way to take the poison. Hit, can't beat. Scolding, it's all nonsense for this shameless and skinless goods. Play conspiracy to pit him once? can't afford to pit it, and the whole underworld will have to be messed up after the pit is finished, and that kind of situation is exactly what the divine realm wants to see. This kind of thing that relatives and enemies are happy, Fu Jinglun can't do it, and he will definitely not do it.
Fu Jinglun's pause made the poisonous cow angry. He swept away the look of what he had just done wrong, shook his head and said, "Say, what are you going to do with me?" ”
"I'm going to shut you down!" Li Wujie is worthy of being a policeman, and he pinched the pulse of poison in one fell swoop.
"Don't, everything is negotiable, as for the fun, is it so desperate?" The poison wilted in a moment, and he ignored the problem, otherwise he wouldn't have pretended to be such a big-tailed wolf just now.
Fu Jinglun threw an approving look at Li Wujie, turned his head and said to Tu Poison: "Wake people up first, if there is anything wrong, you see that I don't shut you down, I'll let you play, I'll let you see netizens!" ”
"Cheng Cheng Cheng, I'll wake him up!" Poisonous and polite, like the third grandson, with a wave of his hand, a ball of green light did not enter Zhao Muye's body.
In an instant, Zhao Muye woke up, yawned, stretched his waist and said, "I slept this time, I'm tired brother!" ”
But no, the whole person has fallen into an ethereal state, this is not sleeping, this is the imprisonment of the soul and memory, and only if you can be comfortable will you get out of the ghost!
"It's all here, what time is it?" Zhao Muye rubbed his eyes and asked in a daze. He didn't even notice that he was in a strange and distant place.
But what Zhao Muye subconsciously said made everyone breathe a sigh of relief, which showed that the Forget Worry Soup did not drink his brain.
Fu Jinglun pointed at the poison and said with palpitations: "You have escaped!" It's nothing, let's withdraw! ”
"No, I'm in trouble!" Poison said with a smile.
Fu Jinglun, the only one who knew the importance of poisoning, looked at his nervous appearance and asked, "You are still so happy after a big deal, your father-in-law is dead?" ”
Poison instantly cried and said, "I found that I can't wear the underworld costume anymore. ”
"What!" Fu Jinglun jumped up from his seat in a flash, this is a big thing, if he can't wear the underworld, then he is no longer the king of the underworld, and the underworld... There will be chaos in the underworld, and the divine realm will take advantage of it.
The others did not understand the importance of poisoning, and said disapprerovingly: "If you can't wear it, you can't wear it, what is there to wear the clothes worn by the dead!" ”
Fu Jinglun sighed and said, "You don't understand, this is very serious!" As he spoke, he pulled over the collar of his poisonous coat and asked sharply, "What the hell is going on, tell me clearly, how do I feel that you are very happy?" ”
"Nonsense, of course I'm happy! Lao Tzu has been the king of Hades for tens of thousands of years, and I have long been tired of watching this large area of stagnant water every day. Poison roared confidently.
Fu Jinglun's face turned pale, and he scolded angrily: "You TMD is too willful, right?" It's about the big picture, and you're just doing it for your own pleasure? ”
The poison swept away Fu Jinglun's hand and gasped for breath. After half a ring, he sat down on the ground and said with a dejected expression: "Yes, I didn't want to be this Hades King for a long time." But... But Bai Ze, we have been together since ancient times, although we can't pee in a pot, but I think you should know me. I'm not a person, but I know my responsibilities. ”
"For tens of thousands of years, I have guarded this pool of stagnant water and the six realms of reincarnation every day, and I have not seen the light of day. Seriously, I found out that I lived more like a ghost than a ghost. The idiots in the divine realm still envy me for being immortal, this kind of life is worse than death, they have never tried it. ”
Although Li Wujie and the others didn't understand what the poison and Fu Jinglun were talking about, the loneliness and despair in the poison's tone could indeed be felt by everyone.
"If you're bored, go to the world for a walk!" Li Wujie proposed heartlessly.
"Yes, go for a walk in the human world! It's been tens of thousands of years, and last night I felt like a human being, not a ghost hiding in the shadows. I envy you, you can all walk on the earth of the human realm, and I can only nest in this pavilion. Can... But tens of thousands of years of persistence, last night's time and one night became a bubble! Heavenly Dao, you are really a cold-blooded dead thing! The more he spoke, the more sad and angry he became, and he couldn't help choking up after the end.
Tens of thousands of years of persistence have come to naught overnight, and it will be very uncomfortable for anyone. Even if you go to work, you still have a rest and sick leave or something. can work for the way of heaven, and there can be no mistakes, and this mistake will be wasted.
Liu Futu is a person who is cold on the outside and hot on the inside, and when he heard what he said, he stepped forward and comforted: "There must be a road before the car reaches the mountain, don't blame yourself so much!" ”
"Hey, you won't understand this loneliness!" Tu Poison looked at the three thousand weak water outside the pavilion, and said coolly.
", no one else knows you, I don't know you yet? You just deliberately let the Heavenly Dao find fault with you! Lonely, you lonely your sister? Loneliness is that others don't like to take care of you, loneliness is that you don't like to take care of others, and you TMD is loneliness! Fu Jinglun, who knew the root of poison, finally broke out, pointing at the poisonous brain and scolding.
After scolding for a long time, his face became more and more stinky, and finally he couldn't help but burst out: "Okay, it's almost there!" Dead fatty, let me tell you, how did Lao Tzu do it on purpose? What if God punishes me, Lao Tzu just does his own thing! ”
Fu Jinglun pointed to the poisonous brain and scolded with hatred: "Okay, you are good, you will be Zhuo!" ”
"Forget it, it's come to this, and no one has the power to return to heaven. Hide this in advance, just don't leak the rumors. Li Wujie saw that Fu Jinglun was also showing signs of madness, and he hurriedly started a round.
Tu Poison nodded, glanced at Li Wujie approvingly, and said: "I still like to listen to the little family sparrow, don't worry, I will arrange it, and I won't let those grandsons in the God Realm take advantage of it!" ”
Fu Jinglun pointed at the poison and nodded hatefully, very speechless.
After thinking about it, Fu Jinglun looked at Tang Xuancian with an unkind expression and said, "Did you say that we were a little unclear before we came?" Tang Xuanchan, can you give me a reasonable explanation? ”
"Explain? What's the explanation? I didn't do anything! Tang Xuancian was a little flustered.
Fu Jinglun said with a smile: "I remember you told me that you have developed a new poison... It can be extremely exciting! ”
"I... Well, I'll admit it! I just wanted to help everyone, but I didn't expect it to develop into this situation later...! Tang Xuancian knew that he couldn't shirk it, and Ai Ai argued.
"Beat him!" Liu Futu shouted directly and rudely.
These people were very disgusted with the Divine Realm, but Tang Xuanchan's small prank brought unexpected gains to both the Hades Poison and the Divine Realm. This kind of thing of relatives hurting enemies makes everyone very angry, and if you don't beat him hard, it is difficult to solve the hatred in everyone's hearts!
After the fight was over, everyone returned to the light starfish after saying goodbye.
In the face of the questions of Li Wujie and others, Fu Jinglun did not make any explanation.
No one knows how serious the Dao will be when he is punished by the Dao of Heaven, but Fu Jinglun has always had a premonition in his heart that it is not good. Although Poison has always stayed in the Hades Palace, there is no impermeable wall in the world.