23 snares

23 snares

Gao Feng returned to the house, and saw that Lao Dao was still asleep with a drunken and sleepy image, and his face couldn't help but show a mischievous evil smile, reached out and grabbed Lao Dao's beard, and swept it a few times under Lao Dao's nose.

"Stinky boy, it's you! I woke up from a sweet dream when you just got into it. I asked you to recite the "Sutra of Saving People" to relieve the evil, why did you come here to make trouble and disturb the master's rest? ”

As soon as Lao Dao opened his eyes, he found that it was Gao Feng who swept his nose with his beard, which was itchy and uncomfortable, and a sweet dream was run away by this kid, and he patted Gao Feng's head with his hand and said in disgust.

"Master, the filth and evil have been dissolved...... Gao Feng still had a wicked smile on his face.

Then Lao Dao opened his eyes in surprise: "No wonder the front has been suffocating and uncomfortable, as if I fell into a sewage ditch, just got up, turbulent fresh air for a while, like to a place full of real energy, to take a good rest, to see that the little god spit out real anger, I didn't expect to be woken up by you." If you kid has the ability, you will return my sweet dream? ”

"Strange! It's weird......"

Modern science has proved that the dream of light sleep is the easiest to communicate with the environment of the time, even if you carry out the true qi, you can also detect the yin and evil in the room completely, and the vitality of heaven and earth seems to have changed, which is really a trivial matter.

"How did you get it, stinky boy? Resolved the evil so quickly? ”

Lao Dao couldn't believe that Gao Feng, a hairy boy learned kung fu from the master for a few days, and he was able to dissolve the dirt and evil in a short time, even if he went out himself, he couldn't do it in such a short time!

Gao Feng had already made up his mind to pay attention to it, and he would not tell Lao Dao about the gossip array in his head. The old man will believe this kind of thing, and others will not believe it, and the children in the village and their classmates at school will think of themselves as a weirdo if they hear about it; Besides, if this heavenly secret is leaked, if it doesn't work, then others will treat themselves as a person who pretends to be a ghost; And then when you meet some stupid person, you can open your head to see if your life is gone.

"Division...... Father, I am ...... I read ......the "Sutra of Saving People" according to what you said, but I didn't expect this to be very fast. "Gao Feng has fruit in his mouth, and his speech is slurred, uh-huh.

Looking at Gao Feng, he couldn't say why, Lao Dao frowned, showing a puzzled look, the times are progressing, society is developing, science and technology are constantly innovating, people have to keep pace with the times, many things are not explained clearly in a few words, and Lao Dao is helpless.

"Master, I want to go around the city for a while?" Gao Feng couldn't stay in the room when he was young, not because he wanted to recite the "Duren Sutra" to turn away from the yin and evil. Eating other people's mouths is short, taking other people's hands short, and serving other people's bowls has to serve people, and it is too unrighteous to do this well.

"Go ahead! Go early and come back early! Don't delay for dinner. Lao Dao saw that Gao Feng had done his part, and he was happy in his heart, so he readily agreed, even if it was a reward for Gao Feng.

For example, an ordinary little hairy child in a mountain village is really afraid that he will lose his way and come up with ideas for other things when he enters the county for the first time, but Gao Feng can see that he is dirty and evil, and he can resolve it faster than the great monks, so it is completely unnecessary to worry. Besides, bringing him to the county seat this time was originally to let him see the world, which was also to exercise his ability to explore the rivers and lakes independently.

Gao Feng was so excited that he jumped out and almost collided with Sister-in-law Zhang in the yard.

Sister-in-law Zhang was not empty-handed, and bought a lot of candy and playthings that children like to eat on the street. Isn't Gao Feng a child? He's going to love these things.

After eating, seeing Gao Feng's troublesome banner, chanting scriptures to dissolve yin evil, Sister-in-law Zhang decided to comfort this little fairy.

Although this is a bit like pretending to be a ghost and engaging in feudal superstition, after all, Section Chief Zhang has cared about family affairs, and in Sister-in-law Zhang's heart, he has not taken care of this family for a long time, and today is really happy.

Seeing Gao Feng going out and wanting to go out to play, Sister-in-law Zhang hurriedly put down her things, washed a big pear for Gao Feng to quench her thirst, and wanted to accompany Gao Feng into the city.

"You don't need a sister-in-law, I can go alone, don't worry! Do you have a lot going on at home? ”

Gao Feng didn't want to follow a woman on the street, others thought he hadn't been weaned, and the restraint was quite awkward.

"Do you really need someone to take care of your family and prepare dinner?"

Sister-in-law Zhang didn't insist any longer, and took out two "workers, peasants and soldiers" from her purse and stuffed them into Gao Feng's pocket.

Although Gao Feng asked for money to go into the city to buy something lovely, he was a little embarrassed to excuse himself and was pushed out of the courtyard by Sister-in-law Zhang.

"Go early, have fun, and remember to come back early!"

This little real person is sensible, and his son is about the same age as him, right? Give him as much pocket money as he wants, and sometimes he doesn't go to school because he doesn't have pocket money.

The streets of the county town are really the world of the market in the countryside. There is no end to the street, and there is a crossroads in the middle of the street, and there are two five-story buildings at the crossroads, which are like standing out from the crowd, one side is a department store, and the other side is a mass hotel, which are the landmark buildings in the county at that time. For the high wind of the low mud houses in the countryside, this can be regarded as a high-rise building that can pick up the stars, but I don't know where the top floor is sacred? Monopoly?

The street is full of people, lively, the dazzling goods of the shops along the street are overflowing into the street, the sound of soliciting customers in the shops comes and goes, and the golden songs of Hong Kong and Taiwan such as "There are many stories in a small town", "Grandma's Penghu Bay", "The Great Wall will never fall" and so on.

Gao Feng walked on the street really felt a little blind, how could he have seen such a scene in the village market. There is a market in the neighboring village ten miles away from their home, and every time the first, fourth and seventh days of the lunar calendar, the peasants of ten miles and eight towns bring their agricultural and sideline products to the market to exchange some necessities of life, but the market is dispersed before one o'clock at noon.

There is a world of difference between a city market and a village market, and a joke often told by adults in rural homes is:

A person entered the county seat twice, and the market was overcrowded on both occasions. When he returned home, he happily boasted to everyone that he was so lucky that he had entered the city twice and did not choose a day and ran into the bazaar. A person who often goes out to do business next to him smiled and said, how can the market in the city have any dates? Every day is also on the street.

"Is that really the case?!" Everyone present looked stunned.

The economic achievements of China's reform and opening up are also beginning to take shape in such a small county, and the economic tide is surging like a sea tide.

On the side of the street, many people gathered in clusters, and from time to time there were applause and cheers from people. Gao Feng walked over curiously to see the excitement, and it turned out to be a row of stalls with trap toys.

The stall owner placed rows and rows of various toys on the ground, all of which were porcelain, chickens, ducks, geese, rabbits and other animals, and various characters such as Sun Wukong, Zhu Bajie, Tang Seng, Sha Monk, Bao Qingtian and so on. The one in the front is smaller, and the older you go, the bigger it gets.

Gao Feng's eyes fell on Sun Wukong, who was at the far and far edge, and he really wanted to get this Wukong who was independent on one leg and wanted to take off with a golden hoop stick.

The price of the toys in each row is also marked: the first row of Wu Jiao, the second row of one piece, the third row of two pieces, the third row of three pieces, and the last row of Wu pieces. But these are not for sale, the subject matter is only the market price, to get the toy must be a trap.

The stall owner sells a circle and gives the customer ten dollars a piece, and the customer stands two meters away from the toy in front of him and throws the circle, and if he hits which toy belongs to the customer.

A handsome young man with his beautiful girlfriend also came to this stall and bought twenty circles, holding the circles to his girlfriend and flattering: "Which one do you want?" I'll bring it to you. ”

"Which ...... Zhu Bajie carries his daughter-in-law! The girlfriend's apricot eyes widened, her fingers were the most open, and her daughter-in-law was carried in the middle of the row behind her, sweating profusely and looking intoxicated.

"Small, why is it so bad? Let's put on a bag of Qingtian! The young man said this, and still threw the circle at Zhu Bajie.

threw more than ten sets in a row, and his girlfriend, who was so angry that he stood aside, stomped his feet: "Did you do it on purpose?" ”

"The conscience of heaven and earth, you still can't see it? Why don't you play it? "The lad was automatically defeated.

The girl took the rest of the rings, but she didn't hit any of them.

But on the other side, Gao Feng hit every circle he thrown, and the cheers and applause continued, so angry that the stall owner's face changed.

The young man and his girlfriend also had to cast envious eyes.

Gao Feng saw that the stall owner's face was difficult, and after buying ten circles, he threw out five of them, the last of which was his own hearty Monkey King. The latter ones are casually cast and never won again, and it is not easy for people to do business and make a living.

Gao Feng only took Sun Wukong, and he wanted to run out of the circle, but he was hit on the arm, and immediately saw that it was his teacher, and Teacher Tong also came to the county seat.

"Gao Feng, why are you here?" Teacher Tong asked in surprise, "I also have a Wukong in my hand!" ”

"My neighbor's grandfather and I came to the county seat as guests and played a trap here." Gao Feng smiled and said, "Would you like to play a few too?" ”

Although Gao Feng came with Lao Dao, he didn't talk about the master but said the grandfather, if the teacher knew that Gao Feng and Lao Dao came together, he would say that he was pretending to be a ghost, and the teacher had criticized him at school.

Speaking of the word "trap", Gao Feng found that the two young people who were following Teacher Tong looked at each other with each other. Gao Feng didn't know what he meant.