Chapter 409
Li Er wants to go home, and he won't let him. He threatened Li Er: "My sister can't be found, if you want to go back, you can remove a leg yourself and apologize to me." ”
Zhang Fengxian glanced at the giant contemptuously, and said: "The eight lambs who want to harm my man have not been born yet, and they have the ability, don't let other people's little girls compare, in a small hotel, why don't you play prestige?" It's a rat carrying a gun and running rampant in the nest. ”
"Good men don't fight with women, stay aside. I didn't ask the man to kick it, I already burned high incense, and I still have the face to say I, you know, Li Er loves my sister all his life, not you! ”
"Your sister has the ability, how can a man be mine? Why did you register your marriage with me? It was me Zhang Fengxian who sat in a sedan chair back then, not your sister Xiao Taohong. The wife who is marrying Ming Media is standing up to the sky here, what kind of thing is she a gangster? ”
Seeing the two of them arguing, Li Er felt a little annoyed, frowned, and said angrily: "Fight, you two fight for me!" If arguing can solve the problem, you will fight, I don't care, love what, whoever has the ability to do it. ”
The two men stopped talking. No one looks at anyone.
Li Er said: "I guess Xiao Taohong may have gone home, wait for me to call and ask Liu Xueyin to see if Xiao Taohong is at home, if she really doesn't go home, let's find another way before it's too late." ”
Li Er dialed Liu Xueyin's phone and asked, "Wife, has my sister come home?" ”
Liu Xueyin scolded on the other end of the phone: "Old and not serious, who is your wife?" Call me the man heard, but he won't break your dog's leg. ”
Li Er grinned and said, "Isn't it okay before?" Didn't we go through a while in the past? ”
Hearing Li Er flirting with his wife on the phone, he ran over and gave Li Er a kick in the ass from behind, Zhang Fengxian shouted next to him: "Good kick, another kick is mine." ”
Liu Xueyin seemed to be listening to the movement on the phone, and hurriedly asked, "Who is by your side?" ”
Li Er replied: "Who else can there be, isn't it your family's huge Wang Ba and my family's martial arts champion." Massive, he kicked me. When you go back, you have to give it back to me, and kick him twice to relieve my hatred. ”
"You deserve to be kicked! The old lady doesn't make any bird luck for you. After Liu Xueyin finished scolding, he probably felt comfortable in his heart, and asked with a light smile: "What are you looking for me?" Is it because you miss your mother? ”
"I want to kiss you on the mouth."
"Kiss over the phone, I won't suffer anyway. You have no conscience, is there really anything wrong? ”
"Is your sister-in-law at home?"
"Little Pink? She's at home, she has nothing to do, I'm looking around for your news, let me ask, when will you come back? ”
"Daddy is coming home today. You yourself wait. ”
"You should be killed, it's almost the same to call me my mother!" Before Liu Xueyin finished scolding on the phone, Li Er hung up the phone.
Zhang Fengxian said: "Little Peach is really, where has she been these days?" ”
Zhang Fengxian asked well, where has Xiao Taohong been in the past few days? It turns out that since Xiao Taohong came out of the small hotel, she has gone all the way to the mushroom mountain in Taihang, she wants to find the flower fox, and ask the flower fox to clean up the weasel king at home! I don't have any money. Little Peach begged her grandfather, sued her grandmother, hitchhiked, and starved for four or five days. Finally, one evening, he climbed to the foot of the mushroom mountain, looked at the starry sky in the sky, and then looked up at the unattainable mushroom mountain. The bitterness in my heart shed a few tears! After choking for a moment, she held back tears. Rushing to the top of the mushroom mountain, he shouted in a trembling voice: "Flower Fox, you come down, Flower Fox, you come down!" ”
The wind was strong, and the little peach was afraid that the flower fox would not hear it, so she rolled it into a horn tube with her hand, exerted all her strength, and desperately shouted to the mountain: "Flower fox, flower fox!" Her cry echoed in the valley for a long time, spreading farther and farther, one after another, extending to the depths of the mountain, and in the entire valley, all became the shouts of the flower fox and the flower fox!
Lang Lang Qiankun, the world. Things are gathered by like, and people are grouped. Whatever species, it has a king. For example, we humans have kings, bees have queen bees, wolves have wolf kings, weasel kings have weasel kings, and fox families have their own fox kings. Moreover, the fox king has great power, it rules the huge fox herd of Mushroom Mountain, and in the hidden paradise of Mushroom Mountain, it shows off its power and enjoys supreme power and glory!
The family has family laws, and the family has family rules. The rule of Mushroom Mountain is not to let outsiders know the secrets of Mushroom Mountain.
Last time, Hua Hu took Li Er to the mushroom mountain without authorization, and violated the law set by the fox king, and that day, the fox king got a report from his subordinates: "Your Majesty, your nephew didn't know where to get a few boxes of good wine, and in his house, he drank with a stranger." That wine is not an ordinary water wine, it is very fragrant, and your old man may not have drunk such a good wine. ”
The fox king said: "If you have good wine, you don't offer it to this king, you drink it secretly at home, just drink it secretly, and give good wine to outsiders to drink, and if you have good things and don't pay tribute, it's already a big disrespectful crime, not to mention that you also brought the living into the mushroom mountain, isn't it obvious that you don't treat my fox king as the emperor?" Wow, my nephew can't do it, come on, arrest it for me, I'm going to punish it myself! ”
No sooner had the guard run out than the fox king commanded, "Come back, and don't forget to confiscate my nephew's good wine." ”
The guard nodded and ran towards the flower fox's house.
People say that foxes like to drink, especially foxes, and they don't want to die when they see wine. It's true. The two guards, ran to the fox house, did not enter the door, smelled the smell of wine, because the fox is the fox king's nephew, belongs to the emperor's relatives, the guards did not dare to make a time, came to the flower fox's house, smiled and said: "The emperor invited you to go, and instructed us to bring your good wine with you." ”
Huahu smiled: "The two emperors, what are you anxious about?" My grandmother misses me, and she doesn't care about this moment, it's fate to come, sit down and drink two glasses, and it's not too late for us to go on the road again. ”
"This is ???????" The two guards pointed at Li Er and asked.
"He is my savior, without him sacrificing his life to save him, my Huahu would have been a soldier for Lord Yama." Huahu handed two cups of good wine to the guards. said: "Come, let's toast my benefactor together." ”
The guard drank the wine from the glass and praised, "Good wine, good wine." ”
"Since it's a good wine, it should be shared by everyone, sit down, drink a few glasses of it, the emperor is there, there is me."
Hua Fox pressed the two guards on the chair, the four of you have a cup and I have a cup, push the cup and change the lamp, and drink loudly, forgetting the order of the fox king, or it is an animal, it is simple-minded, sometimes, we human beings, a high-level animal, still drink and make mistakes, not to mention the fox? I still saw good wine!
The fox king waited in the palace for a long time, and did not see the guards come back, not to mention that the flower fox and the good wine, it was anxious to scratch its ears and cheeks, and finally called the good wine greed really couldn't hold its breath, so he ran to the flower fox's house in person, and saw the four people drinking crookedly, and then went to check the four boxes of good wine, and actually made the four bastards drink two boxes, a full half! It's worth it! It stamped its feet in a hurry and shouted, "Take it, take them all for me!" ”
Since ancient times, the elbow has not been turned outward, and the emperor has pardoned his son-in-law who broke the law. The fox king punished the two guards, and put his own nephew, who was also the fox, just a reprimand, and let them back, but there was one condition for releasing them, that is, to give the fox king a lot of wine to the palace.
Flower Fox's father-in-law, but also the fox king's right-hand man, in private small, also asked the flower fox to get such a small box for it by the way, just a small box is OK, the requirements are not high Wow, the flower fox helpless, had to agree to come down, this time I heard the little peach at the bottom of the cliff called himself, my heart was happy, thought: This time the little peach is here, it is indispensable to bring good wine, my task can be handed over. It hurriedly ran out of the house, staggered to the edge of the cliff to look down, saw the little peach standing alone under the cliff, her side, that is, there was no good wine, there was no cardboard box for wine, it was a little disappointed, however, the flower fox was still happy that the little peach came to see herself, it welcomed the little peach up the mountain, arranged for her to stay, the sky was not yet bright, the news of the little peach came, had already reached the ears of the fox king, how did the wind pass so fast, it turned out that the fox's sense of smell is very sensitive, a little bit of alien smell, They'll smell it. Therefore, without reporting from others, the fox king himself knew that there were humans on the mountain, because there was a smell of people wafting on the mountain.
The fox king asked someone to bring the little peach up, full of joy, thinking that it was a good wine, but when he asked, there was nothing, and he was immediately deflated, and he saw that it was a woman, and he looked good, and he was afraid that the mountain would be messed up, and then he turned into anger, and drank the flower fox, and threw the little peach from the top of the mountain.
The fox king's order had to be listened to, and the flower fox followed the guards to the edge of the mushroom mountain, and he said to the guards: "The queen told me to push her down, and you all stand back, and I will carry it out!" ”
The guards flashed a gap for the flower fox, and the flower fox stepped forward, pulled out his waist knife, gritted his teeth, cut off his tail, which was often used as a parachute, and stuffed it into the little pink's hand, and then pushed her off the cliff! (To be continued......)