Chapter 541
Li Er was lukewarm to Yu Xiu'e. It's a huge rush. He couldn't control Li Er to see Yu Xiu'e, so he took the time to run to Yu Xiu'e's house. recalled Yu Xiu'e's white skin and slippery back in the past, which made her linger and unforgettable, and she really couldn't forget it.
Liu Xueyin looks at the huge whereabouts every day. When she knew that Da Da ran to Yu Xiu'e's house every day, she was immediately furious, jumping to her feet and scolding Da Da for not being a thing, and scolding him for being shameless. How can it be huge, like Wang Ba eating a scale, and like a pebble pickled pickle, not a word (salt) in. Liu Xueyin almost vomited blood. The two fought several times. Liu Xueyin took out the three axes that women are accustomed to: one cried, two made trouble, and three hanged. The forced little peach begged her brother hard, and Li Er and the leather donkey needless to say, they also helped the little peach beat the side drum. Said the huge relieved. No longer go to Yu Xiu'e to ecstasy. He had nowhere to go, so he ate chicken and drank tea in the Pijia chicken shop every day. Sometimes, I also go to the labor market and wrestle with those who can't work.
Once, the donkey came to the kidnapping clinic with a ledger, which happened to be huge at home. So he asked the donkey: "What are you doing with a Hades account and going to Lao Tzu's clinic?" When you come to sell medicine and see a doctor, do you still need to take a notebook to remember? How much medicine do you buy? ”
The leather donkey shook the account book in front of the huge one, and said: "See clearly, this is your kid's consumption in the Pijia Chicken Shop this month, I am not here to spend money, but to collect the account." Where's your wife? asked her to take the money, was she afraid that Lao Tzu would ask for money and hide out? ”
"Is it hiding from the toilet? I'm a big man, and I have money. ”
"There is a lot of and urine on the lazy donkey. Call her out. Otherwise, I'll go in. The donkey made a gesture to push the bathroom door.
Huge grabbed the account book and looked at it carefully. Pointing to the record of the day, he asked suspiciously: "Blind donkey, don't I remember that day when you told us to eat for nothing?" said that your refrigerator was broken, and the roast chicken began to sticky, and asked me and Li Er to eat, saying that I was afraid of being blind. How can you still have an account? ”
The donkey laughed and said, "I have to ask your wife about this, I don't know how she told Li Er, anyway, she discussed it with Li Er, and asked you to eat more chicken on the grounds that the refrigerator was broken, and the chicken is not a big supplement." ”
Huge said: "No, wow, Li Er also eats, sometimes eats a lot more than me, why is it all recorded in my account?" ”
"Do you know the escort? Ever heard of it? One of them is to accompany the meal. Right? You are a sick person, Li Er risked being infected and ate chicken with you, what a noble proletarian character! It's just about helping others. Not only do you not appreciate it, but you also question the kindness of others. Isn't this a dog biting Lu Dongbin and not knowing the hearts of good people? If Li Er knew about this, he would be so sad. However, this favor is also very simple, call your wife???? Well. That one??? Just make up for Li Er. You don't have to come forward, just do your one thing. ”
"Which thing?"
"Be a king. You don't know that? The donkey grinned.
Da Da looked at the leather donkey's smug appearance, threw his account book on the ground, and told him clearly: "Blind donkey." Don't say I don't have any money, even if I do, I won't add it to your poor pit! Li Er eats chicken, faster than a weasel. Want me to pay? Huge pointed to his nose. said: "Blind your donkey eyes, and don't see who Lao Tzu is." The money has come to your father's house. Don't give! ”
Liu Xueyin listened to the leather donkey and the big man getting more and more noisy, and he was afraid that the two of them would really fight. I hurriedly came out of the toilet to persuade the fight.
Huge said: "Wife, put your pants up first, save the blind donkey and make a profit." I have never seen a beautiful woman's mallet, and there is a thief in my eyes, and it is really two thieves who shine in their eyes. ”
The leather donkey sneered: "You also take Liu Xueyin as a baby." Huang Bula, who is rare this yellow-faced woman who is annoying to others. Even Li Er doesn't want to see the goods, Lao Tzu can't lift his senses at all. How can there be the beauty of our family's five phoenixes, slim and elegant. Everyone loves it. ”
Liu Xueyin originally listened to the leather donkey scolding her, and she had a fire in her heart, and she was about to have a seizure. Listening to the donkey praising the five phoenixes for being slim, the anger in my heart disappeared without a trace. He laughed instead of being angry, and asked: "Leather donkey, your five phoenixes, one leg is lame, the body can't stand up straight, and the waist is crooked into half of the gourd shape, also called slim and slim?" Still loved? It should be that everyone is disgusted. Don't be funny. Bring me your plague ledger and I'll review it. ”
Huge block said: "Wife, you can't give him money for the chicken that Li Er ate." Also, the donkey gave me rotten chickens that couldn't be sold, slimy, and a lot of them were broken. Give him half of the chicken money, and I think it's a lot. ”
"That chicken is a little sticky, isn't it?"
"That's right."
"It's sticky, layman, you know? The chicken is smeared with brown sugar, seasoned, and I don't even understand this, and I also say that I am a famous chef in the east, which is just bullshit and worthless. ”
The leather donkey spit out a mouthful of phlegm under the huge feet.
Although he is a chef, he really doesn't know how Pijia Chicken is made. was said to be blinded by the donkey, and he was on the spot.
Liu Xueyin looked at the huge face, the black was red, and it was estimated that it was because the skin chicken had an effect, so he said: "Blind donkey, what about the chicken money in front, I'll give it to you." The ones that Li Er eats are regarded as accompanying the food, and he also gives money. I, Liu Xueyin, speak and count, a spit and a nail. However, if Li Er goes to eat chicken again in the future, you can't record it in our family's account anymore. Staples, Mao is Mao. ”
"Father's family, each individual!" Huge rush to come to such a sentence.
Liu Xueyin grabbed Bai Huge and said: "I'm not afraid that I won't be able to suffocate to death without a word!" ”
The donkey clapped his hands and laughed: "Even the fact that his father just died and his mother got married is clearly remembered, this memory is not bad." ”
Liu Xueyin handed the chicken money to the donkey and asked, "Is it okay to say a few words?" Don't you want your chicken money anymore? ”
The donkey hurriedly smiled and took the money. Bow to Liu Xueyin and thank you. Satisfied.
The huge back of the leather donkey gave him a kick in the air.
It is said that on this day, Liu Xueyin had just wrapped the pills for a patient, and before he could hand them over, he saw a foreigner, ran into the abduction clinic, and shouted to Liu Xueyin: "Doctor Liu, go and have a look, your family is huge, and you have injured people in the labor market!" ”
"Is the injury serious?" Liu Xueyin hurriedly asked.
"I guess I broke someone's waist. The man was lying on the ground, below the belt, he didn't feel anything if he couldn't pinch it, he couldn't hurt when he tried it, his waist and legs were weak and couldn't move, I saw enough choking. You'd better go check it out. Get some money and get ready to go to the hospital with someone. ”
Huge this time the disaster is a big deal! Liu Xueyin faced this thunderbolt on a sunny day. His body shook a few times, and he almost fell to the ground. Fortunately, she held on to the door frame and did not fall. She held on to the door frame and calmed down for a moment, her face was yellow, she reluctantly called Xiao Taohong, and cried and said, "Your brother is in a big trouble, come to my house to discuss what to do." He's a little mouse playing with an iron cat, why should he play with it? A few days ago, I went to Yu Xiu'e's house and ran very diligently. Finally, everyone persuaded him to turn back. It's only been a few days, and then the catastrophe has come! The terrible enemy, it seems that if he doesn't make this family yellow and break up, he won't break up! I don't think I can go on this day. ”
Scolding and scolding, Liu Xueyin still put all the money in his pocket, closed the door of the clinic, followed Xiao Taohong, and went straight to the labor market.
It turns out that the huge people come to the labor market for a walk, not to work and earn money. It's about having fun. Isn't he sick? Liu Xueyin asked him to play, and the picture was that the labor market was crowded and lively. He looked left and right. Those who were in a hurry to go out to work didn't have time to talk to him.
Suddenly, he found an old man, lazily lying on the slope of the highway, holding a cigarette, looking at the sky, touching the ground with his hands, and the boss who was looking for someone came. And this buddy is still and quiet, without the slightest intention of making money.
The god sent the ghost to the old man, poked the old man's arm with his fingers, and asked, "Grandson, why don't you go to work, lie here and wait for death." ”
The old man is an old bachelor. Because he was born in a poor place where ducks don't lay eggs, he learned bad things since he was a child, and he is a guy who does not do dogs and people. He looked at the huge amount with his eyes, and suddenly had evil thoughts in his heart. I want to make a good bang. (To be continued......)