Li Er didn't know what to do, and suddenly Liu Xueyin jumped up, picked up a scalpel on the table, and shouted angrily: "It's over!" I'm going to kill him!" ”

Li Er heard Liu Xueyin say that he was going to kill her man, and the anxious Li Er complained bitterly, and shouted again and again: "If you come back, even if you kill him, the account in the village can't be wiped out for you." Now it is not up to people to settle accounts. ”

Li Er grabbed Liu Xueyin's hand and tried his best to persuade: "You dissipate your anger first, don't ruin your body." Didn't I just say that I'm trying to figure out how to help you out. ”

Liu Xueyin gasped and shouted: "You solve the problem this time, he still has to continue to cause trouble, it is better to kill him today and die with him, one hundred will be over." ”

"You've fallen a hundred, didn't you pit me? I told you the truth of the matter, and I came to talk to you on behalf of the village, if something goes wrong with you, I am responsible, you have to think about it. Don't do stupid things, okay? Li Er hugged Liu Xueyin's waist from behind, half-hugged and half-dragged her to the pharmacy, put her on the hospital bed, and helped her sit down. Seeing that she didn't run away, this time she tried to let go of her hand.

Liu Xueyin calmed down and put down the scalpel in his hand, and Li Er was relieved. Further persuaded: "Liu Xueyin, what are you anxious about, now that you have become the emperor, you are not in a hurry with the eunuchs, is it necessary?" Of course, the meaning of the village is to ask for the repayment of the debt, but the village has never said that it will ask you to take the money now. You're still holding on to your crotch, besides, don't you have me in everything? You forget, my Li Er doesn't have a head that can't be shaved. ”

"Then I can't always trouble you." Liu Xueyin said: "He is the ancestor of a troublemaker, today he will cause this, tomorrow he will cause that, Li Er, you can tell me, on such a day, how many of us are a head?" One day? Two days? Alas. ”

Li Er was doing Liu Xueyin's ideological work in the ward, and he couldn't breathe and came in, and looked at Li Er's hand holding Liu Xueyin. He snorted and said, "You two???? Not yet??? It's not over???? Affair???? Yes? ”

Li Er laughed at her and said, "No???? Not???? Finish????? Yes! You??? You come too???? Come???? Come on? ”

I couldn't breathe for a while, sat on the hospital bed and rested for a while, and finally gasped for that breath. She glanced at Li Er and scolded him, "Okay, you Li Er,???? Wang Ba??? Lamb, dare to learn from the old lady???? Words, see if I don't ????? No???? Hit your ???? The dog????? Buttock! ”

Li Er still had to learn to breathe and speak, but Liu Xueyin stopped him and said, "Okay, you can go quickly." I couldn't breathe and get medicine. ”

Li Er learned to breathe, walked half a circle on the ground of the ward, and stammered, "I want to fight???? Beat????? Your ???? Dog????? Dog????? Buttock! He pointed at his panting buttocks, and wanted to say something, but he couldn't breathe and didn't talk to him this time, but moved his own hands, bent down and picked up the mop in the corner, and looked at Li Er's legs, all at once!

Li Er had long been prepared to beat people out of breath. The rabbit is anxious and bites. He hurried out of the ward, leaned out, poked his head in, and snorted twice. Learning to breathe a breathless, he said, "Bye????? Bow??????! ”

couldn't breathe and got up to chase Li Er, Liu Xueyin suddenly grabbed her hand and said, "What are you doing with him?" He's just a standard kid! Catch whoever provokes whom. ”

After Li Er's troublesome just now. Liu Xueyin returned to normalcy. I took my temperature and blood pressure and started to see a doctor. For the time being, I put the huge amount of money owed in my mind. However, when he came back at night, Liu Xueyin would definitely not be able to spare him.

When Li Er came to the village, he saw that Wufeng was busy reading a document, so he leaned over to see that it was a notice about the underground pipeline.

Wufeng asked Li Er: "Stretch out a hook head, what are you looking at?" ”

Li Er replied: "I thought it was family planning, but it turned out that it wasn't." ”

"In addition to family planning, you will drink, say! How did you get my donkey drunk yesterday, crying and fussing at home, and didn't make me angry. ”

Li Er shouted: "Wronged, that's a good wine!" Didn't the donkey spit it out? ”

"Does he dare to throw up?" Wufeng looked at Li Er and asked, "You two are so drunk that he can't vomit the donkey, and it's all in the donkey's belly." You, I admit you're a good person, but when it comes to drinking, I don't care about compliments. Wow, you don't hook our donkey, thankless guy! ”

Li Er said anxiously: "What did you say?" Am I thankless? Delicious and delicious to eat and serve, your donkey is happy to drink, and his stomach is about to burst, and he still says that I hooked him? Okay, well, wow, your donkey doesn't spin in front of my face. With your attitude of eating and drinking Sun and not talking about Sun, he wants to drink a drop of my Li Er's wine in the future? Hum! ”

Li Er finished his temper, sat on the chair and didn't move, closed his eyes to recuperate, and pretended not to hear Wufeng's questioning. Let Wufeng lie on his ear and shout, he is also deaf, it can really be said that he doesn't ask about things outside the window, and only reads the books of sages and sages, no, he doesn't read anything, just like the beetle in the ground, motionless and pretending to be dead.

Li Er is like this, and Wufeng can't do anything about him. Well, it wasn't long before he came alive and turned on the phone.

"Hey, let's have a drink at noon?"

"Alright, alright, where's the location? Seafood restaurant? ”

"Yes, it's a seafood restaurant??????" Before Li Er finished speaking, Wufeng snatched Li Er's mobile phone at once, and shouted at the phone: "No! No alcohol! I disagree! ”

Wufeng turned off Li Er's mobile phone and ordered, "Don't drink today!" There are important things to do. She threw her phone to Li Er and walked out.

Lao Yu answered the phone and said that a director of the Economic Development Bureau wanted to come down to talk about things and called out to prepare materials for a report. The main topics are about industrial development, as well as people's livelihood, and the village is asked to report on the progress of the renovation of the old village, as well as this year's housing construction plan. A batch of funds to support the renovation of dilapidated houses. This is a good thing, there is no shortage of other things in the village is lack of money and funds.

Lao Yu happily handed over this task to Wufeng, and asked her to be responsible for reporting, as well as submitting a plan for the renovation of dilapidated houses, and so on.

Before noon, Wufeng dressed up and stopped, standing outside the door of the village committee, waiting for someone to come. Li Er is leaving. Wufeng stopped him and said, "You can't go, there are people coming up, all of them are leading cadres." After reporting to work, you have to invite the leaders to dinner, you are gone, who will accompany the wine. ”

Li Er shook his head and said, "Didn't you tell me to drink?" I've made the biggest decision now to stop drinking. Determined to be a good man without a wife! ”

"If you can quit drinking, then the dog won't eat! Who are you coaxing? Today you have to drink, for work, for the transformation of the old village of Dongjiaozi. For the sake of funds, you have to rush up. ”

"I'll rush up, you come down, tell you the truth, people don't come, you wait in vain."

"Why?"

"Because you didn't let people come just now." Li Er grimaced. smiled slightly, and his expression was smug.

Wu Feng asked seriously: "Could it be that your phone call just now was made to the leader who came to inspect it?" ”

"Yes, it's the leader who led the team. He said that he wanted to come to Dongguizi to listen to the report on the renovation of the old village, and the plan for the next step to come out of the dilapidated house renovation. I didn't quite understand it, so I listened to the leader's truth in the name of drinking, and I never thought that you had taken my phone. It's just a temper temper, and the leader above is angry, and I heard that you will be promoted to be the mayor of the town. You're just waiting for the ascension, there's a prize. ”

Li Er deliberately said that the criticism was a promotion, and shouted angrily: "Li Er, you liar, you design to frame me, see if I don't go home and tell our donkey, tell him to fill you like a ground mouse!" Drink to death you bastard. ”

In the seafood restaurant, Li Er poured tea for the leader and apologized: "I am a typical drunkard. Our village director is a lesbian, she wants to vomit when she smells alcohol, and I don't know when she is used to it. We were in an office, and she wouldn't let me into the office when I was drinking. Today, when he heard me calling you, he thought I had asked my brother-in-law to drink again, so he grabbed my phone indiscriminately and complained to you. Actually, she didn't know that it was your phone, if she knew that I was hanging up the phone for you, borrowing her guts, she wouldn't dare to be unreasonable to you, who are you, the leader of the town, so, I told her afterwards that it was a phone call with you, and she was stupid at the time. I beg me to speak a few kind words for her before you. I criticized her, but I didn't dare to scold her. Because she's the village chief after all, isn't she? You have to save face for her in the village, especially in the village, and you should pay attention to that occasion. You, the leader, have been in the town for many years, and you know more about these rules than I do. ”

"The renovation of the old houses in your village has been carried out almost completely. What's next for the village? ”

"There are plans, there are plans. This is the plan for the renovation of the dilapidated houses in the village, you take it, go back and read it slowly. Now that business is over, it's time to take a few sips. Ha ha! ”

Li Er handed the document in his hand to the visitor. He pushed the wine glass that had been poured to the front of the passer, and the two of them began to drink until the dark. As you know, in the past, when the unit went to work, under normal circumstances, there were leaders at noon, and the people in charge were generally not there in the afternoon. There are many reasons for this, but drinking at noon is a big factor. When the leader comes, come down to check the work, and don't drink well at noon, even if you usually have good work performance and excellent performance, if you don't eat and drink well with the leader, it's not good. Isn't there such a saying? It's called the leader who says you can do it, you just can, and the leader who says you can't do it is not good, and it can't do it. If the leader's heart is smooth, you will be able to do it, and if the leader's heart is not smooth, you will not be able to. Of course, there are many ways to call leadership smoothness. Lesbians pay attention to the fact that if you want to climb fast, you must first untie your belt. Men can't do it, they don't have the natural advantages of lesbians, and if they want to be officials, they have to work money. It's called salt and can't be added to the sauce. Why did some cadres capsize? I received money from other people, but I didn't do anything for others, but I reported it with my real name and went in. Being an official shouldn't be greedy. If you don't stretch out your hand, will the discipline inspection arrest you?

Without further ado. Li Er inquired around the corner that a large gas pipeline was to be built on a vacant land in the village north of Dongjiaozi. Because the plan has not yet been approved, it is temporarily confidential.

In the afternoon, Li Er slipped into the clinic and whispered a few words to Liu Xueyin. In the evening, he made a move, sent a few bottles of wine to Lao Yu, and told Lao Yu that he wanted to contract the vacant land in the north of the village to grow crops.

Lao Yu didn't know the secret, so he agreed, and asked Dada to go to the village first to pay the contract fee and write the contract. Three years, three hundred dollars. It is clearly written in the contract that only crops are allowed to be planted, and nothing else can be done.

The huge two, plus Li Erxiao Taohong, and the widow Xiaohongsun, even Gou Youdao also went out in person, and the leather donkey came uninvited, and the family shouted and drank, what a fussi, after a day, finally planted corn.

Liu Xueyin went to the neighbor's house selling pesticides and fertilizers, opened a list of half a ton of fertilizer imported from the United States, and stored it in the drawer of the clinic, waiting for someone from above to deal with it.

Li Er's estimate is good. At the critical moment of corn spouting, the documents for the gas pipeline were approved. Wufeng took the planning documents above and came to find Lao Yu.

Lao Yu read the document, laughed, and muttered: "It's huge, it's huge, Wang Ba has turtle luck!" Okay, don't worry about the huge amount of money borrowed, call Li Er to listen to the order! ”

Li Er calculated an account for the engineering team: "In the past, we were famous as a large grain producer, and one acre of land, at least one ton of grain output in a year. Wheat and corn, let's settle the account according to a piece of five, two thousand catties of grain, multiplied by a piece of five, how much is it? Three thousand dollars a year. He was contracted for three years. According to the three-year accounting, 9,000 yuan, it is not easy for the common people to get two dollars, your engineering team will give him a whole number, 10,000 yuan, he wants more, the village does not agree, less, he does not agree, right? In order to better build a new socialist countryside, in order not to delay the progress of the project. You go back and think about it, the village, also do the work of farmers, the day after tomorrow, let's meet, and then talk. ”

The boss of the engineering team is also a thief. After going up and down, in fact, his profit is not very large. The caller took 9,000 yuan and gave it to the village. said that work would start within three days.

Lao Yu knew that the engineering team had taken the money and had the ability. After laughing three times, he instructed Li Er: "You go and call Da Da to come to the village for a meeting." Discuss the problem. ”

Li Er smiled and said, "Secretary Yu, he is very busy, is it more appropriate for us to go to him." Don't delay people's earnings, don't you teach us every day that cadres are servants of the masses and must serve the people wholeheartedly. ”

Wu Feng twisted Li Er's arm and said in a low voice: "You are a thief and a thief." Is he a bleeding man? ”

Li Er said: "My cousin Yu is a bodhisattva, and every time he serves home, this time it can't be an exception, right?" ”

Li Er didn't wait for Lao Yu to reply, reached out and pulled Lao Yu's arm, and dragged him out.

Lao Yu couldn't resist Li Er, so he came to the seafood restaurant half-pushed. Wufeng went to say to Xiao Taohong: "Someone has a treat, do a good job, you can't suffer a loss." ”

On the sale, of course Xiao Taohong is happy, not to mention that this meal is a treat in the village, and it is very generous. She shouted happily, "Xiaohong, here are the guests, three!" ”

Li Er hurriedly corrected: "It's not three, it's five guests, and your brother and sister-in-law." ”

"That's the money???????" Little Peach asked lightly uneasily.

The old man patted his hand on his pocket, which means that the money is here, and the peach wood has cash.

Huge, delicious and drunk, he is used to it, and if he has milk, he will dare to drink anyone's wine. What's more, with Li Er's eight lambs participating, no matter what the problem, he will be at the bottom. You only have to eat and drink, and as for the account, whoever you love will settle it. Anyway, it's not my turn to pay a huge amount of money.

Li Er proposed: "Uncle Yu, Hong Shun has performed well this time, he has made a lot of efforts and endured a lot of hardships, should you also ask him to come and sit." Isn't it just an extra pair of chopsticks? ”

In order to ease the relationship with his sister-in-law, Lao Yu couldn't wait to behave in front of his sister-in-law, so he followed Li Er's words and said: "Since the virtuous nephew is so benevolent and righteous, then do as you say, I will call Hong Shun to come over, his main task is to pour water and wine for everyone." ”

Li Er said: "It's better for me to call." He dialed Hong Shun's phone and told Hong Shun: "You two, come to the seafood restaurant to catch lots, and divide sweet potatoes in the village!" ”

Wufeng smiled: "You will be a moth!" It's been a lot of years since you didn't divide sweet potatoes, and you still remember that. (To be continued......)