Chapter 65: Swearing

The crown of the winter morning court dress was brought into the palace to thank him.

Fu Yao accompanied the emperor, and the imperial study in the side hall was edicted.

Jiang Hong saw Leng Dongchen enter the door, and also got up to greet him: "Master Leng, congratulations." ”

Dong Chen wanted to pay a national salute, Jiang Hong smiled: "You don't really want to kneel, do you?" In the past, the head of the Leng family nodded when he saw me. ”

In the backyard, I heard a shout: "Hey, you're almost done with the reward, come and drink." ”

Jiang Hong sighed and said, "Sect Master Wei didn't even nod his head. ”

Leng Dongchen said: "Your Majesty is the lord of a country." ”

Jiang Hong said: "You're welcome, I heard that you are the princess's younger brother, so you can be regarded as my younger brother, sit down." ”

Leng Dongchen blushed suddenly, you ...... I really don't have anything to do with you, this doesn't count!

Jiang Hong didn't care: "We are half-brothers, you are half-mothers." It's the same, so, anyway, your official position is not small, so just use the prince's specifications. ”

Leng Dongchen was anxious: "The minister never dares to be!" "What are you going to do? Announcement to the world? Leng Dongchen hurriedly said: "The monarch and the minister, the minister is born recklessly, and he must not be so arrogant." ”

Fu Yao smiled: "Your Majesty can't set this precedent, outsiders will say that the ministers use the royal courtesy, this is a rebellion." ”

Dong Chen wiped his sweat, fortunately, my sister is not confused, this kind of pomp is unacceptable, unless I am the emperor's younger brother, I can't use the prince's ceremony. Hey? Could this little emperor have something to say?

No, Jiang Hong said directly: "The imperial sister has been regent for many years, and half of the country was beaten down by the imperial sister, and it is normal for the younger brother to use the princely ceremony when he gets married." ”

Fu Yao smiled: "Your Majesty, don't insinuate me, I don't mean that, no matter how much river and soil is fought for the emperor, it is for the people of the country, and if you reward it like this, the world will be in chaos." ”

Leng Dongchen was stunned, sister, you talk to the emperor as if you are training a child, this tone is not right, right?

Jiang Hong was really angry, and slapped the table and got up to leave.

Fu Yao said in a long voice: "Your Majesty, your reward ......"

Jiang Hong turned around: "You rewarded him." ”

Fu Yao had no choice but to summon the celebrant to come in and read out the holy decree, jade belt boots, saddle clothes, plus silver and silver ten thousand taels.

After Dong Chen thanked Lord Longen, he stepped forward and asked, "Sister, Your Majesty is angry." ”

Fu Yao said: "He got mixed up with Wei Shuaiwang, and he became more and more nonsense. ”

Dong Chen said: "My sister was a little ...... when she spoke to Your Majesty just now You are welcome. ”

Fu Yao smiled bitterly: "You still think of him because I'm not polite and angry?" Waving his hand: "I'll be polite, you'll have to cross the streets." Prince, you have to ride a horse, the band will open the way, and go around the city, do you really want me to go in and be polite? ”

Leng Dongchen's eyes straightened: "What? "Shall I go, will I be a monkey? Absolutely not.

But: "He, what does he mean by that?" ”

Fu Yao said: "He just wants to try, let me trespass, what is the reaction of the courtiers." ”

Dong Chen was dumbfounded: "He is, do you suspect that you want to take the throne?" ”

Fu Yao was silent for a while: "Go back quickly, wait for him to repent, and force you to go to the street with a holy decree, I may not be able to stop you." ”

Cold Dongchen flashed in an instant.

In the apse, Wei Shuaiwang and Jiang Hong squatted on the roof to drink.

Why are you squatting on the roof? Squatting somewhere else, it's time for King Fuyao to come and scold again, although she is humble and humble, she can't scold the emperor, but she will scold Wei Shuaiwang.

Therefore, the two of them had nothing to do, so they found a roof to squat and drink.

Fu Yao turned around and couldn't find the emperor, so she had to go back to the house in a huff.

Jiang Hong said sadly: "Your wife's temper is getting worse and worse, and she has also disciplined me in front of outsiders." ”

Wei Shuai said: "It is estimated that it is a pregnancy reaction, she not only trains you, but also me." ”

Jiang Hong said: "You are so high in kung fu, you beat her!" ”

Wei Shuai scolded: "Your brain is in water?" She has my son in her belly, and I beat her? You conceive a son for me? ”

Jiang Hong looked at the sky: "I have countless harems, you can find a replacement at random." ”

Wei Shuaiwang couldn't help but knock him: "Xiong goods, you can no longer find someone with your virtue who is willing to live and die with you." ”

Jiang Hong "cut": "Can't find it?" One by one, as long as Lao Tzu dies, whether they want to die or not. You and your wife live and die together, and I ...... with these women" was silent for a while: "Who of them can share half of it for me?" It's just my queen, and she was snatched away by you. What do you mean by me being the emperor? ”

Wei Shuai was angry: "Hey, you are reasonable, your queen is crying to death, you don't even look at ......"

Jiang Hong said: "Aren't I afraid that she will beat me?" You hugged your head and took two blows, I can stand her kick? She can kick me to death with one kick, do you know? Did I say that...... Well, don't kill her father......"

Wei Shuai was surprised: "Did you say that?" ”

Jiang Hong hesitated for a while: "Anyway, I didn't let me kill it." ”

Shuai Wang was silent for a while: "Then send it back to you?" ”

Jiang Hong glanced at him: "Forget it, it's even more dangerous to go crazy." ”

Wei Shuai said: "A person like you who is not responsible is not worthy of my Aunt Mei at all." ”

Jiang Hong said: "My wife is your stepmother, you can call me godfather in the future." ”

Wei Shuaiwang squirted out a sip of wine with a "poof": "Hey you......" How shameless you are!

Jiang Hong smiled and grinned: "Your master robbed my father's wife, and your father robbed my wife, your family is very knowledgeable, who do you want to rob?" ”

Wei Shuaiwang couldn't help but burst into a foul mouth: "Damn! I've told you how many times, I'm sorry, we won't be like this next time! The point is not that we rob it, it's your wife who ran away! Is it because they ran away, but the reason why they ran away is because you are not good......" The more he spoke, the more speechless he became.

Jiang Hong smiled: "Hey, the girl next to your wife, named Ugly, looks good!" You haven't tasted it? ”

Wei Shuai looked left and right: "I'll rub, what are you talking about?" Let my wife hear it, and it's another good job. ”

Jiang Hong smiled: "You haven't tasted it, so give it to me to taste?" ”

Wei Shuai choked up: "Uh! ”

Jiang Hong said: "Your father robbed my wife, you have to compensate me, right?" ”

Wei Shuai looked at it: "This woman is not a thing!" They are happy to do so! ”

Jiang Hong asked: "Then you ask, if you are not happy, I think that Yueniang looks good......

Wei Shuai was stunned: "What's wrong with you?" Do you have to pick next to my wife? ”

Jiang Hong said: "Don't I think that if I find someone who has a good relationship with your wife, my safety is guaranteed?" ”

Wei Shuaiwang was speechless: "I have the best relationship with my wife!" ”

Jiang Hong said: "You won't have children!" ”

Wei Shuai was so angry: "Are you looking for a smoke?" Lao Tzu will keep you safe, you should go elsewhere to find a lovely beauty. ”

Jiang Hong said: "You and I are not husband and wife, otherwise, let's bow down." ”

Wei Shuaiwang couldn't cry or laugh: "Bow? You, you ......" You thought for a long time, "Bow down, can you not be so nervous?" ”

Jiang Hong said: "I think it can be better, right?" ”

Wei Shuai looked at the sky speechlessly: "It's better?" Forget it, let me tell you, Lao Tzu's sworn brothers are all lifelong friendships, entrusting their wives and sending children or something, it's not a problem, just like you...... Phew. ”

Jiang Hong thought about it for a long time: "The friendship of life, no one has ever mentioned this request when I am so old!" Does this mean that if something happens to you in the future, I will have to sacrifice myself to save you? ”

Wei Shuai said: "That's pretty much what it means. ”

Jiang Hong thought for a while: "This, I can't say it, this, if you are all dying, I will run up to save you, that is, take one more!" ”

Wei Shuai looked and said, "You are the emperor, there is always something that can help, right?" ”

Jiang Hong said: "The emperor can't help this thing." If you look at history, generally speaking, the more the emperor wants to save someone, the more desperately the minister wants to kill that person by all kinds of conspiracies, and there is a special name called Qingqun side, not to mention that you are a man, you can be a traitor in the sky, even if you are an adulterous concubine, you can only die tactfully in front of the horse, and the king can't save it by hiding his face. ”

Wei Shuai looked and said, "So ......?" ”

Jiang Hong said: "So, so, okay, let's have a fateful friendship, can you believe it?" ”

Wei Shuai looked at this anger: "You get out of me!" ”

Jiang Hong said: "Don't, it's so high, I can't fall to death if I roll." Let's discuss it again, Brother Xiao Wei, you see, that's the case, no one has ever mentioned to me anything like a neck-splitting friend, then I want a neck-splitting friend now, but I'll be honest with you, when it's really time to wipe my neck, I may be scared to pee, so I'm sincere now, so can I do it at that time, it's really not something I can control! So, can we bow down and try it first? ”

Wei Shuai said: "Try your mother's legs, if you want to bow down, you will make up your mind now!" ”

Jiang Hong said sadly: "I'll try it next, I'll make up my mind, I'll go, I'll work hard, I'm done, let's bow down." ”

Wei Shuaiwang smiled: "Chengcheng, seeing that you are working so hard, let's bow down and try it." ”

Jiang Hong was stunned: "Really? ”

Shuai Wang nodded: "Really, seeing that you are so sincere, who is the eldest of us?" As soon as the two communicated, they were the same age, Jiang Hong was still older, Wei Shuaiwang poured wine, pricked his finger and dripped blood: "Come, brother emperor, reach out." ”

Jiang Hong's body straightened up, with an expression of hitting the door panel: "Hey, you, you, dare to break my hand and hurt the dragon body, I'll tell you ......" The hand was caught, Jiang Hong wailed: "Lighter and lighter, does it hurt?" Ah......h

Wei Shuaiwang scolded: "Your mother, the tip of the needle is big, you scream like you want to have a child!" ”

Jiang Hong wailed: "Hey, hey!" ”

Wei Shuai said: "Nonsense! Just like a bear, and you're still a friend of the neck, do you dare to kill a chicken? ”

Jiang Hong said: "Don't dare, what's wrong?" When you are an emperor, you have to be able to kill chickens? I'll call the Imperial Chef to come and say goodbye to you, and he will. ”

Wei Shuai looked angrily: "The emperor is above, the earth is below, I Wei Shuai hope is unfortunately relied on by your bear son Tianzi, I am willing to become brothers, share weal and woe, life and death, not to be born in the same year, the same month, the same day, but to die in the same year, the same month, and the same day, as evidenced by heaven and earth." He drank half of it and handed it to Jiang Hong.

Jiang Hong solemnly pointed out: "There is blood in this!" ”

Wei Shuai said: "Nonsense! ”

Jiang Hong said: "I don't drink!" ”

Wei Shuaiwang was furious: "Lao Tzu has sworn an oath, you dare not drink!" He pulled it over, pinched his mouth, and poured it in.

Jiang Hong choked: "Come on, save the ......"

Wei Shuaiwang picked him up: "Swear, otherwise I will let go." ”

Jiang Hong said: "You dare, you swear that you died on the same day, the same month, and the same year as me!" ”

Wei Shuaiwang smiled: "If you don't say it, it won't count." ”

Jiang Hong gritted his teeth: "I swear to live and die with Brother Wei Shuaiwang, and die on the same day, the same month, the same year, God testifies, I only need to live him as long." ”

Shuai Wang threw Jiang Hong back: "Hey, now you can be your emperor with peace of mind, right?" Don't make a fuss all day long, my wife is annoyed by you. ”

Jiang Hong nodded: "I'm not afraid of her getting angry now." ”